Damn this shit was good. What's some other essential Star Wars media outside of the main series of films?
>>64290557
Not Canon,Not Canon,Not Canon,Not Canon.
Takes of the Jedi, KOTOR, Darth Bane books
>>64290557
Honestly why is this show so funny? Even during supposedly serious scenes I always laugh.
>>64290674
Bane?
>>64290650
Clone Wars is still canon, most of the non-canon stuff is the things between the OT movies, and after ROTJ
>>64290815
>Don't fug with me,
also fuck Jeffrey Jacob Abrams
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Right so I wanna binge watch The Clone Wars because Iv'e been hearing good things about it lately, but I don't feel like watching all the damn episodes.
Is there a specific point that I can skip to without being confused as fuck?
>>64291492
All the episodes are like 2 hours long altogether, Its on youtube.
early seasons are kinda trash
late S2-S5 is the best
>>64291492
As >>64291711 states, they're not long. There's two volumes and they're like an hour and 15 minutes each I believe. They're all about 5-10 minute shorts.
Fave episodes?
Mine is either the one following that mini clone group around where there's like two blue ones, a red commander, and a few regular guys and they're just doing their little mission. Or when Mace reks the droids in the desert and sees that little kid.
Darth Maul Saboteur and Shadow Hunter
>>64290674
>>64291886
>Doesn't mention the Thrawn trilogy
>>64291855
The one with that jousting dude.
The Jango Fett vidya
The N64 Racer vidya
All of the Super Nintendo games
Darth Maul:Son of Dathomir
The Darth Vader comic by Marvel
>>64291994
Durge? Fuck yeah!
>>64290557
This is the best Star Wars anything.
>>64290815
No, it's not. The CGI animated one is.
>>64290557
kotor 1 and 2 are amazing.
>>64290650
Who cares you Disney shilling faggot, still better than the shithouse CGI one.
>>64290815
TCW is canon, CW is fanfiction-tier bullshit.
Get fucked, Tartakovskycucks.
>>64291994
>>64291994
Oh shit forgot about that one senpai. Good choice.
The one where the two chicks go into the lightsaber crystal place was great too.
>>64290557
The Clone Wars CGI animated series is good AND canon. It starts off a little shaky and the animation ain't that great the first two seasons but once season 3 starts the show really starts to pick up.
>>64290557
I liked how that series made Grievous seem legitimately spooky and competent.
>>64290815
Cartoon is not. CGI Clone Wars is.
CGI Clone Wars is also much better.
Sorry niggie.
>>64292135
Orignal Clone Wars>>>>>>>>>>>CGI Wars you stupid cunt :)
>>64292134
Disney isn't connected to either series, dumb fuck.
are the star wars pinball tables still canon?
>>64292188
Hmm, what's that? Sorry, I can't hear you over how none canon your shitty DBZ cartoon is.
Might as well read fan fiction, lol.
>>64292261
Who cares if it's not cannon anymore?
It's still infinity better than TCW
>SHEEV IS THE TRAITOR! AURGHUARAGH!
>>64292389
>>64292188
>Bragging about having bad taste
>>64292389
>Who cares if it's not cannon anymore?
The same reason I don't see around watching bad "fan films" on Youtube. None of that shit matters.
>>64290557
All the Sheev moments from Robot Chicken Star Wars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jwkYv-n494
>>64291492
Here you go famicom
>Shit animation
>Animu action
>Lacks Obi swagger the TCW has
>No good storylines
CW is simply inferior in basically every way.
>>64292148
I still say Rookies is one of the best episodes of the series, though.
Would have liked more isolation and uncertainty though. Centered the whole episode purely around them, with no knowledge of whether anyone will come or not. Then again I like when things are bleak and hopeless but the characters fight it out anyway.
>>64292188
Fuck you, Jedi have never shown the ability to punch a tank.
>>64292389
The Clone Wars is actually pretty good man. Most people gave up after the weak first season and god awful movie, but the show had some really strong arcs afterwards.
>>64292758
Is that the one where they fight the jedi gone dark alien guy who keeps suiciding them into troops? That arc was sick if so.
>>64292564
>Reach up there with your staff of Ra
Fuck, that whole bit kills my sides every time.
>>64292134
Hey asshole, it was Jorge who said the series was not canon so they could make that shitty CGI series.
>>64292600
>No good storylines
Hey now, the stuff with Anakin's vision and freeing the Hamster People was pretty good.
But for the most part, yeah, it suffered from its short runtime.
Had good animation though, compared to some of the more wooden movements of the CGI series. But a half-hour runtime really helps build a storyline and makes you actually care about the characters. Even moreso than in the actual movies.
Also better acted than the movies.
>>64292858
I don't remember which season it was, but the best storyline was "Clone Troopers get PTSD on Felucia aka Space Vietnam"
>>64290716
I get ya f-a-m.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRsOM7jvlT4
TCW Tiers:
God Tier:
Obi solo episodes, 501st sans Ahsoka or Anakin
High Tier:
Asajj based episodes, Random Jedi Episodes, Obi/Anakin episodes, 501st with any additional Jedi
Good Tier:
Ahsoka episodes post ss1/preferably no Anakin, Padme political episodes, Maul centri (i.e. origin, not maul v death watch, obi, etc.)
Shit Tier:
Anakin solo, Ahsoka SS1
Poke my eyes out with a hot poker Tier:
Jar Jar episodes
>>64293037
RIP Captain Tarpals and Grievous' dignity
Do not adjust your screen, what you're seeing really happened. Captain Fucking Tarpals fights Grievous in the rain surrounded by Gungans
He is killed and Grievous gets captured by all the GOONGAS throwing those anti-droid balls at him
All of that stuff really happened and is canon
>>64293037
At least Jar Jar is fucking useful in this show.
>>64292871
No. Rookies is from the first season. It's the one where the fresh clones were set up on an outpost near Kamino, but had to fight off droids from taking over, and warning the fleet that the Separatists were making an attack on the cloning planet.
The arc with the alien Jedi pissed me off so much though. Never thought I'd actually WANT the Clones to turn on a Jedi, but there it was.
>>64293037
>Jar Jar episodes
The two episode JarJar & Mace Windu story in the final season was...actually pretty good. Had kind of an Indiana Jones flair to it.
>>64293134
I forgot about that, Teared up a little.
>>64293037I liked Bombad Jedi.
>>64292564
As someone who earnestly hates Seth MacFarlane, I gotta say his Sheev is pretty funny.
>>64293207
>NOT DEATH...SACRIFICEyeah it was actually kind of cool. Gungans themselves are surprisingly tolerable, it's JUST Jar Jar
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>>64293285
Mortis arc and Yoda's little spirit quest (the last 3-ish episodes) are such a fucking trip
It's like places strong with the force induce a psychedelic state in Jedi
I'm still not even convinced Mortis actually happened. Anakin was just having a fucking fever dream or something.
>>64290650
>2D clone wars fits nicely between episodes II and III
>even explains how Grievous got his bad cough
>Non-canon
>3D clone wars has continuity errors up the ass and makes zero effort to tie into the films
>somehow canon
fuck this gay earth
>>64293305
>they named her Satine as an obvious call-back to Moulin Rouge for Ewan
>>64293326
Mortis was the worst shit. Blatant foreshadowing shit that already happened then deus ex machina-ing via it was all a dream.
>>64293380
Lucasfilm only wanted to support one, even though it's obvious Filoni intended his series to complement Tartakovsky's. Sucks, really.
>tfw it will never have another season
>>64293380
Explain these supposed continuity errors? It's not meant to tie in the films. It's what occurred between the them.
>>even explains how Grievous got his bad cough
He's an alien that got fucked up enough to require robotics. That about all you need to know.
>>64293550
The canon Grievous comic book by Darkhorse is pretty damn good.
He used to be a warlord on his home planet before he ever became a cyborg.
What do you guys think of Star Wars: Rebels?
>>64293134
What the fuck I must have skipped that shit as soon as I saw a gungan
What episode was it?
>>64293643
I've fallen sorely behind, but I've liked what I've seen.
I'm going back through The Clone Wars at the moment, but afterwards I hope to run through Rebels and catch up.
>>64293550
>continuity errors
The two biggest ones I can think of
>Anakin had a Padawan that was integral to his life and left the jedi order, but this is never mentioned
>Obi-wan and Grievous fight several times, even though in RotS it's very clearly their first time meeting
Those are the two mostgrievousexamples
>>64293643
Season 1 was kind of weak, but Season 2 is great so far and Female Inquisitor's voice makes my dick happy
>>64293643
Suffers from not having Lucas and his money but it's solid. Definitely more consistent even if it's not hitting those highs.
>>64293643
I like how the entire look of the show is based heavily on McQuarrie's concept art
>Zeb is Chewbacca's original design
>Chopper is R2's original design
>Thin lightsabers
Also check out pic related. This was some concept art for TFA that they repurposed to be the other inquisitor
>Movies make Dooku look like an old cowardly chump
>Based as fuck in TCW
>>64293829
>gets poisoned in his sleep by 3 invisible bitches with lightsabers
>still manages to fight them off and throw them out a fucking window
Dooku the man
>>64293702
>Obi-wan and Grievous fight several times, even though in RotS it's very clearly their first time meeting
it was Anakin and Grievous first time and Im fairly certain they never fight throughout the entire series
>>64293233
Robot Chicken is Seth Green, not the family guy cuck
>CW better than TCW
Yeah, sure. And I'm not a big guy.for you
>>64293974
Yeah, Grievous and Anakin never met
But Obi and Grievous did
so the line
>"You fool, I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku!"
makes no sense, because Obi-wan already knows that
>>64293870
This.
>>64294042
>>64294013
Seth did voices for robot chicken
>>64293829
>Movies make Anakin into a kid Gary Stu that grows up into being an unsympathetic brat and finally a monstrous sociopath at almost the turn of a hat
>Is actually a complex, capable character in TCW you root for and sympathize with and can see why Obi-Wan would have called a cunning warrior and a good friend, despite his betrayal
TCW explains the movies better than the movies did. It actually points out why people joined the Separatists.
>>64294091
This guy was so fucking badass.
>Held several senators hostage
>kidnapped force sensitive kids for Sheev
>Generally just fucked shit up for the protags
>>64294193
Him infiltrating the Jedi Temple was fucking great
Cad Bane and Hondo are my favorites in TCW
>>64294193
Remember THE BOX?
That fucking episode
10 bounty hunters enter only 5 leave.
>>64294245
Hondo yes except for that first episode
>I'll betray the jedi too for even more profit!§§
I mean there's shrewd businessman and then there's just dumb, I don't think such a retard could have survived that long
>>64294165
It's uneven and has a rough start, but at it best it more that surpasses the movies it is based on and almost manages to redeem them.
I still haven't gotten around Rebels because I'm so angry Disney canceled it when it was at it best.
>>64292179
>that image
What are you running from?
>>64294327
My only problem with that Maul vs. Sheev episode is that Maul ends up begging for mercy like a little bitch. That's insanely out of character.
>>64294193
And Disney canceled the show right around the time they were getting to the arc where he partners up with and mentors Boba.
>>64294245
>Based Hondo
My fucking nigga. I knew I wasnt the only one that liked this sleazy bastard
>>64294291
GOD YES THE BOX HOLY SHIT
>>64294327
>Savage Oppress
Every
fucking
time
>>64294383
Seriously? God damn it
>>64294387
THE BOX IS BEST EPISODE
UNDERCOVER OBI WAN ARC IN GENERAL
>>64294356
Oh yeah that was sad
What happened to him after that?
>>64294356
>Out of character from someone who does not speak in the films
>darth maul survives and gets robot legs and amnesia and has a brother named savage oppress
>good
>>64291492
the 3d one is the good one
this shit is for kids
>>64294356
To be fair, it is his former mentor he's going up against. He knows he's capable of bringing him a fate worse than death, so he's about the only person it would make sense he'd plead mercy from. I don't think it was a coincidence that his brother found him like he was on that junkyard planet, it was probably Sheev who arranged for him to suffer there as punishment for failing his task.
>>64294383
Also Disney cancelled the show when the Vong were in the planning process
>>64294425
They had a storyline for Maul in the show, but when it got cancelled they changed it to a comic instead
It's new-canon, and he escapes from Sheev and tries one more time to get his revenge with the help of that crazy night-witch lady, Mother Talzen (sp?)
He kidnaps Dooku, at which point Sheev finally says "enough of this Maul shit" and goes to kick his ass again
Talzen gets killed and Maul's whole empire is murderfucked, but he escapes
His current whereabouts are unknown
2D Clone Wars has the vastly superior action.
3D Clone Wars has the vastly superior story.
They're both great.
I just started watching this, and I just saw on the wikipedia page that the episodes aren't in chronological order? What's up with that?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Wars:_The_Clone_Wars_episodes#Episodes_in_narrative_chronological_order
>>64294543
autismpedia has the chronological order I believe
>>64294496
How were Vong in the process if the show was a prequel? Just showing preliminary Vong scouts or something?
Is this a Chuchi appreciation thread?
>>64294543
That list makes look it more complicated than it is. 2x16 and 1x16 are prequels to the shitty movie. Basically the "full experience" is watch 2x16, 1x16, the movie, and then the rest of the series in order.
But frankly, the movie is shit and both of the prequel episodes are meh.
>>64294629
Something like that. I mean Darth Krayt encountered them fleeing Order 66 and the Emperor was building super weapons because he knew they would invade at some point though i forget if he physically saw them or it was a vision or a warning
>>64294644
NOT
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>>64290557
Here's what I recommend from what I've read.
Comics:
Agent of the Empire
Lando
Darth Vader and the Ghost Prison
Purge: The Hidden Blade
Novels:
Not sure I've read any yet that I would say were must-reads
Short stories:
Vader Adrift
In His Image
A Double-Edged Sword
The Levers of Power
Incognito
Vidya:
KOTOR
Republic Commando
Fan films:
A Light in the Darkness
Knightfall
Broken Allegiance
>>64294644
>her fucking voice
wish she ahd more porn
>>64294714
>there isn't any more to this picture
WHY
EVEN
BOTHER
GO ON
LIVING
>>64294587
Worst site ever. Why is it these fan made sites always make my laptop run slow as fuck?
>>64294820
>ywn suck on Ahsoka's head thing
just betray me in my sleep already sheev
>>64291492
>tfw you once sat in gmod theatre for a day so you could rent a room for a tf2 server so you could binge watch The Clone Wars on a saturday.
Felt pretty good all things considered.
>>64294512
For anyone wondering, this is the Son of Dathomir comics.
>>64294413
Fuck yeah, dude.
I think one of my personal favorites is the episode with the Pantoran government on that ice moon.
Maybe I'm just a sucker for speeder bikes.I also loved seeing that dickhead chairman get his comeuppance
>>64294732
>Not KotOR II
>Not Battlefront II
>Not Empire at Wars
>Not Dark Forces
>Not Dark Forces II
>Not Jedi Knight
>Not Jedi Knight II
Anon?
>>64294918
I don't think a wiki is supposed to make your laptop run slow anon
>>64295005
All fan-made wikis have done this. I even have a new laptop and the same probably persists. I don't know if it's malware or what.
>>64294992
You can admit you just want to watch Chuchi anon
Chuchi is love
Chuchi is life
>>64294954
;_;
>>64295062
Sounds like it
>>64295005
Forgot to include KOTOR II, cut most of the others (which are good) cause I was trying to be pretty selective, only played Jedi Academy of the Jedi games
>>64295261
Yeah I just wanted to add some recommendations t b h
>>64294629
Something to do with Nom Anor, I'd imagine. He arrived long before the bulk of their civilization to prepare the way, around the time of The Phantom Menace.
>>64295107
Chuchi a cute, yes, but I still enjoy watching dickheaded characters get shat on.
Am I the only one that likes the Mortis arc? Because that shit was weird. But in a good way.
>>64292188
Even if you weren't wrong, canonicity has nothing to do with quality.
>>64292960
That was Umbara, not Felucia.
And yes, that arc was fucking amazing.
>>64295901
Oh right, my bad.
>CEASE FIRE
>THEY'RE CLONES!
Fucking great arc
>>64292909
No, he didn't. George loved the old series and it stayed canon in the old EU. Everything up until Anakin's knighting was compressed into the first few months of the war, then TCW happens, then the rest of Tartakovsky Wars happens.
The decanonization of Tartakovsky Wars happened because of the Disney buyout.
>>64293658
Shadow Warrior.
It's actually amazing. For the first time, Jar Jar is actually funny, and the Grievous vs Tarpals fight is one of the most emotional things I've ever seen.
It's a great oneshot if you can tolerate Jar Jar's voice.
>>64293702
They were going to tie in the padawan thing better. Watch the Utapau story reel arc. After Ahsoka left, Anakin got way more dickish and really didn't like talking about Ahsoka.
He blames the Jedi Council for driving Ahsoka away. It was one of the first things that really started to chafe the relationship between Anakin and the Council. If TCW had run through all 8 of the planned seasons, we'd have seen a much smoother transition to ROTS.
>>64295673
>Am I the only one that likes the Mortis arc?
Nah I thought it was pretty great too. Over the top and cheesy but great.
>>64294629
A scout ship.
Remember Canderous's war stories in KOTOR 1?
One of them mentions an asteroid that shot at them and went to hyperspace?
That was a YV Coralskipper.
In the Legends EU, the Yuuzhan Vong have been sniffing around the edges of the galaxy for literally millennia.
>>64296015
Thx m8 I'll watch it right now since I have them all downloaded
>>64296102
>He blames the Jedi Council for driving Ahsoka away.
As well he should. Seriously, for all the idiotic and dickish things the Jedi did in the prequel era, their treatment of Ahsoka was the worst
>Hey sorry we all thought you were a terrorist murderer and almost let the Senate sentence you to death
>That was your TRUE test!
>Now please rejoin our hypocritical and incompetent order of fuck-ups so we can continue to use you as a pawn in a war we clearly do not understand
Yoda's face when she told them to fuck off was so satisfying.
>>64296217
I'm torn about the Vong
on one hand, I like the idea of a threat from another GALAXY completely alien to what we've seen so far in Star Wars
on the other hand, their whole
>no technology, it's ALL organic shit
>dead/immune to the force
gimmick was retarded
Since the new canon will probably never mention anything beyond the known galaxy, in my mind they're still out there lurking
>>64293305
I would like this as a movie with McGregor.
An obi wan movie set after the prequels would be a pretty good
probably way better than what were gonna get
>>64296342
The rabid decline of the order that had been set into motion before the series was canceled would have included an arc were the Jedi Counsel straight up sends one of their Knights to straight up assassinate Dooku when he was vunerable, just to further drive home the fact how clouded they had become by the war and the rising tides of the dark side.
>>64296748
The books weren't too bad, but Star By Star really fucked up the tone. Everything gets so bleak and gloomy afterwards, and not in a cool "always darkest before dawn" way, more of a "oh god, everything is fucked beyond recovery" way.
>>64296748
It was really the only way to step up the antagonists. Reminder that the first threat after endor was Utahraptors using tennis bats that drained someone's life force and turned it into a beam weapon. And then after that it was Prince Charming and his crazy mother and some witches. And then after that it was The Emperor. Again.
>>64297247
>Utahraptors using tennis bats that drained someone's life force
What the fuck?
>>64297593
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Truce_at_Bakura
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ssi-ruu
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ssi-ruuvi_ion_paddle_beamer
>>64297798
Oh
wow
>>64292038
>Marvel Darth Vader
Fuck you tripfag
>>64290650
>Disney "quality" canon
Why would they ever stop using clones for the imperial army?
>>64299457
kamino rebelled and formed their own clone army. That was in Batllefront 2, i know its not canon anymore but its the only answer we got.
>>64299457
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kamino_uprising
The uprising led to a restructuring of the Imperial cloning policy; the previous model of centralized cloning sources was abandoned in favor of having a wide variety of cloning centers and genetic templates.
It sounds like they're still all clones, just more varied.
>>64299772
non of that is cannon, its all retconned in the tv series. Clones are no longer engineered to be loyal but apparently have a mind chip that forces them to follow orders.
>>64299457
Clones take years to grow.
Because of this, you have to be able to predict how many troops you will need nearly a decade in advance.
If you know you're going to need a huge army in about ten years, clones are an amazing off-the-shelf starter pack.
If you're planning to maintain a standing army until further notice, it's easier to tailor it to your needs if you just recruit.
Tie Fighter short film
>>64299823
Good soldiers follow orders
Windu beating the shit out of those battle droids is better than the majority of the CGI series.
