>watching a movie and this guy arrives at your door with a large pepperoni, mushroom, and green pepper pizza
>that'll be $21 with tip
And you?
UNO TIPO
i didn't order a pizza
Tips are ruining this country.
come on in
>ordering a pizza
>ever
No wonder they're so fucking fat.
>>64284364
where are my green peppers and mushrooms and why are you opening the fucking pizza outside its fucking winter
uhh i don't see any mushroom or green pepper on that pizza
i'm not paying
at least not for the mushroom and green pepper
>>64284364
That pizza looks cold.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COVER OF THE PIZZA BOX
no thanks, that pizza looks disgusting
>tipping
Ameriblobs pls go.
twenty one dollars for cheese on toast? fuck a cock
Just give him $25
That's pretty much what a pizza costs by me
>>64284364
I ordered a big sausage pizza, where is the sausage?
>>64284364
sry senpai I'm not american
>>64284364
That's a big pizza
>euros are so niggerish that literally none of them tip
>tip him as customary
>go back to the tv
>tip the tv
>start the movie after tipping it
>tip the chair before I sit down
>by this point I am bankrupt
>America
> implying I'm confident enough to open the door and interact with a human
I'd just slip $25 under the door and wait in the darkness until he went away
>>64284364
Where the fuck are the mushrooms and the green pepper you fucking useless piece of shit? God no wonder you're working on a dead end job if you can't even bring the right fucking pizza
>>64284571
>americans are so brainwashed they pay twice
>>64284364
>mushrooms
>green pepper
>>64284571
>euros are so civilized that literally none needs tips to survive.
>>64284559
>x-large pepperoni or x-large 1 topping
same as
>x-large 1 topping
ex pizza delivery boy here.
protip:
tip the guy and dont be rude because next time he delivers a pizza he'll have rubbed his unwashed cock on your cheesy topping.
>>64284571
>>64284593
>go to America
>Americans clap when the plane lands
>pilot salutes god
>plane explodes as we walk off it because holywood are filming on the runway
>enter border security and customs
>19 hours later emerge into freedomland
>greeted by typical representatives of america
>they are called goober, lance, peyton, esteban and Demarcus
>all of them are well over 30 stone
>all of them wear cargo shorts
>notice that people walk around on tiptoes in america, often challenging other people to their height
>WHAT HEIGHT ARE YOU BRO
>I'm about six f-
>NAH NO WAY BRO I'M ABOUT 9'8
>decide this is ridiculous
>get in a taxi with my fellow americans
>taxi driver robs goober of his 3/4 length shorts
>we have to walk the rest of the 400 yards to the restaurant
>police shoot Demarcus for jaywalking
>it's okay because he is black
>arrive at restauraunt
>everything has spray on cheese on it
>peyton and lance debate which one of them is going to tip the "hot chick" waitress the most
>they are tipping her thousands of dollars they don't have
>start another sub prime mortgage crisis
>>64284364
Tell him it's the wrong order and ask him for a refund, make £21 profit, close the door then go get a frozen pizza from the freezer
WHERES THE FUCKING COVER ITS PROBABLY FULL OF LINT AND FLYS AND SHIT YOU FAGGOT
>>64284673
>go to europe
>>64284571
>Americans are so cucked they pay the delivery guy for doing his job
>>64284364
why the fuck are you touching the inside of the box you fat fuck, take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.
>Be american
>Tip
Jesus, and you wonder why the world is so fucked up nowadays. Fuck this, man. If I get mistreated by some faggot because I didn't tip, I'm gonna fuck his shit up real bad.
>>64284364
>$21 with tip
I'd just give him $21. It was nice of him to factor the tip into the total like that and save me the trouble.
>>64284800
Looks like that guy went from zero to hero! aha
>>64284673
lol
Take a bite of the pizza while he's watching to see if it's still hot.
No hot pizza? No tip.
>>64284429
bartender in new york here - tips allow me to live way better than when i was a waged employee tbqh senpai
>>64284364
Green pepper? Are you fucking retarded?
Pepperoni, mushroom and green olives is LITERALLY the only way to eat pizza.
