There were skits and cameos and they explained that yes Star Wars The Force Awakens is blatantly copy pasted from the original Star Wars but that's okay because NOW they only have original ideas left to do for the other movies! Right? R-Right???
IT'S FINALLY OUT????
Based Brad was pretty bro as usual though even he couldn't save this.
>>64282102
I didn't watch it.
Was it just Demo Reel with his Nostalgia Critic on where he remakes the movie scenes with twelve Years a Shuffle and the fat chick?
After that last review, I wish he'd simply end his life.
>>64282344
There's another thread somewhere.
>>64282417
You didn't watch it? Dude, you are missing out. These are Nostalgia Critic Reviews evolved and unlike the T-Rex which evolved into a chicken, this evolution obviously makes it better.
>>64282466
probably got pruned because the mods have a strict "only talk directly about star wars you ad revenue generating faggots" policy
>>64282547
It's still there though. Someone must have got the same idea.
>>64282222
>>64282102
a movie that just came out in the last couple of weeks
SO nostalgic
seriously, either go back to fucking demo reel or go kill yourself Doug
>>64282603
Doug can't kill himself. It's the Third Rule of Robots
http://channelawesome.com/star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-nostalgia-critic/
Holy shit. Fuck off Douge. If anyone watches your gay as fuck videos they should kill themselves. You're 35 and your hairline is 68 and you dress like a kid on his first real Halloween just so you can scream into a camera and give your shit opinion to autistic man children to get money from them just so you can afford to feed your wife. Start a fucking family and either grow up or kill yourself. You're worse than pathetic and so is your fanbase. If you watch this retarded hack, even ironically. Kill yourself.
is this not on youtube?
How bad is it anons? What are the worst and most unfunny jokes in this "review"?
>>64283009
Of course not. They wouldn't make as much money from it that way.
>>64283009
No he wants to double his nostalgia bucks by making people go on his site to watch embedded ads and see banners. Don't feel bad if you watch it though. Even if we gave it 500 views he'd be lucky to get a nickel out of that.
>>64282994
Do you need somebody to talk to?
Is this one worse than Hocus Pocus or Mad Max?
>>64283083
>>64283086
Damn I wanted to watch on eggkaka.
>>64282102
Fuck off Doug
>>64283166
give them time to upload it but if anyone does see it there then please let us know
>>64283130
the only one i've seen was mad max and i red eyed outta there around the time where that short fat bitch showed up
i've yet to see a less funny thing in years
>>64283124
Yes. I want to talk to Douge.
>>64283130
Worse. It fuses the Holiday Special with Episode VII.
>Cinema Snob
Looks like this might be somewhat tolerable
>>64283265
It isn't.
>>64283265
>tolerable because of based brad
Tolerable? Is that what you'd call the Linkara Movie which he is also in? Maybe his moments are but overall it's just not worth it man.
>people watch this retard ironically and unironically
>people give this retard movies
>people enjoy the shit this retard makes
>>64283238
With Jar Jar's family instead of Chewie's family.. OH GOD WHY DID I WATCH THIS???//
>>64282102
Next month is Shamalan Month.
>>64282417
>>64283265
Reminder that Brad is in all of the TGWTG anniversary movies and Nasty Cock Slut's movie. Brad is based but not even he can redeem Doug's shit.
>>64283618
He legitimately tries to please everyone, even the douches and assholes of TGWTG. On the day of his divorce he did a cameo for a critic who disliked him immensely.
>>64283539
>making fun of Shamalan in 2016
>>64283699
which one?
>>64283709
Douge picks the easy targets.
>>64283736
Oancitizen.
>>64283766
>Oancitizen
the fat one that likes to get pegged?
>>64283801
That describes half the website.
>>64283766
hated Brad because people kept telling him he was biting Brad's style?
>>64283827
Brad's only pretending to be a Snob, Kyle is one.
Rachel has seen Douge and Robe completely naked, standing beside each other with their penises fully erect, smiling. She has knelt in front of them and taken their penises in her mouth and stimulated them until they orgasmed and she swallowed their semen. She's listened to them coax her in their stuttering high voices. She's had their doughy bodies pressed against her with their penises inside her just shoving in and out. She's listened to their awkward thanks getting dressed afterwards as they say they'll call her. She's been back in the same room with them again as she signed the contract.
And she's cried herself to sleep, telling herself she can get over it, and that it's a great opportunity and she'll have a big break soon. She'll be able to eat this week. She's told her mom and dad everything's alright and she's doing fine, with the taste of their skin on her breath as she speaks.
Rachel has experienced a lot.
>>64282102
Doug is a faggot hipster
>>64283942
Cool fanfic bro, can you put Kirk and Spock in there somewhere too?
>>64283190
A bunch of us are on it now. Please if you see this eggkara we need you
>>64283942
she has cute soles. too bad she left the site
When's Latza's review? I need to know about TFA's deep plots and feminism
>>64284348
You mean Douge is going to review Latza as a person?
>>64283801
>Sjwcitzen
He can go fuck him self Brad is Based and lost a rocking pair of tits, I am glad he found a qt and dropped ms. Cuck Problem Hair
>>64283083
>>64283086
I thought the whole reason he went to the shitty skit form was because he didn't want the copyright issues since Blip dead?
The skits were always the worst part of the old NC reviews, I can't imagine that being the "review".
Say what you will about RLM but atleast the skits are secondary to the reviews and you can skip them easily if you want.
>>64284557
what you don't like people critically analyzing movies about people fucking pigs?
>>64284633
>the skits were always the worst part of the old NC reviews
i still remember in some of the way older reviews (b4 TBF) that some were actually enjoyable
now, it's clear that he wants to make NC into Demo Reel, nothing else, and it's as painful to sit through as that pile of shit
>>64284557
the difference being that Brad's a nice guy who can make you smile irl
Kyle on the other hand comes off as a pretentious prick even when he's out of character
>>64284348
>>64285010
Which Latza video is that reaction image from?
>>64283539
I thought he already did that? Or at least did most of his films (Devil, Signs, The Village)
>>64285254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNBwmiS0wd4
>>64282102
Please tell me it isn't a clip less review.
>>64285611
Totally clip free so it all goes to Douge and Disney gets none
>reviews a flick that's still out
So he's called the Nostalgia Critic why?
>>64285752
Well to be fair it's a movie that came out in 1977 but Star Wars fantards are too busy jizzing to notice they were sold the same movie again
>>64282102
Nostalgia Critic was funny back then (Conan movies, Batman & Robin) and now its just bad: too many annoying side characters (i dont give a fuck) and a cringeworthy dialogues
i really liked his old style: just him in front of the camera. Sometimes is less more...
>>64284094where have you seen them?
>>64282783
name of this cartoon please
>>64286108
Didn't you watch his Christmas with the Kranks video? In that video he explains that it is in fact you are wrong for liking his old material better and accepting skits as its logical evolution
All joking aside it's the same kind of ego that pissed me off about George Lucas (see how I brought it back to Star Wars?) If he wants to change things then that's his choice but then both he and Douge then have the audacity to turn around, point their finger at people who like the old stuff better and say "fuck you, you're wrong. this is better and it is all you will get."
And for that, they I just won't accept anything from either of them anymore.
>>64286364
>>64286411
Sealab 2021
https://vimeo.com/95579522
It started off great but like most Adult Swim shows of the time, it traded clever writing for stoner randomness and was complete shit by it's second season.
>>64286349
her instagram
>>64286448
The thing that triggered me in that review was when Old Critic was watching New critics shit and says there's no commentary to it while some stupid fucking song and dance number with Weird Al's rejected lyrics plays on the screen, and New Critic sarcastically and dismissively says, "Oh yeah no commentary at all" because the lyrics are blatantly and hamfistedly making fun of the movie. Holy the he said it so genuinely he fucking believes the shit he makes is satire and media commentary he is this fucking deluded and un-self aware Christ it fucking drove me insane
>>64286448
i am watching his Turtles Christmas review and every time other people appear i skip it. Just him making fun of the movie is far more entertaining
>>64286540
thanks. i didnt read the title of the pic (overlooked it)
>>64286540
>Sealab 2021
I read the wiki article. Its from 1972??? holy shit Did they foresee the social justice warriors and tumblr faggots?
>>64286693
No no, Sealab 2020 is from 1972. Sealab 2021 is a parody continuation of the series that aired in the early 2000s
>>64286561
I'm following her and she has some pretty sexy pics.
>>64286769
Don't just tell us about them. Post!
>>64286580
That got me too. He's out of his mind.
>>64286768
ah ok
>>64284094
>>64286349
>>64286561
>>64286769
She's a bro, guys.
>>64286817
>>64283618
Reminder that he also did commentaries on all of the anniversary movies and just shits on them.
>>64286990
>>64286904
those are gross feet tho
>>64286990
>>64287101
Whoa.. now that's a side boob.
>>64287219
>her elbows are too pointy, 7/10 would not fuck
-every virgin on /tv/
>>64286540
>was complete shit by it's second season
>Bizarros, Communist Murphy, Knights of Mars, Squishface
>shit
Fuck off.
Right or left?
Pretty hard choice m8s
>>64287314
Yeah dude it was shit and if you claim you liked it, then you were either a baby, a stoner, a retard, or all three.
>dude bizarro lmao
>omg he's saying bizarro again lololol :DDDD
>>64287383
I hope you say that ironically.
>>64287383
No its not the bitch on the right is short and fat.
Left all day
Anyone patreonise Spoony? What did he just post on his wall?
>>64287383
left but i would unironically have a threesome with them
>>64287383
Right looks like the kinda girl I would message on okcupid and she would actually reply back. So left.
>>64287383
In a production of Beauty and the Beast, Rachel played Belle and Tamara played Mrs. Potts.
No one picks Mrs. Potts.
>>64287407
you act like Murphy's actor dying didn't kill the show. Murphy was far and away the best character and losing him was worse for Sealab than when Harvey Birdman lost Phil.
>>64282102
Critic's videos were funnier when they were just him making snide or inciteful remarks about movies (when he was TheGuyWithGlasses.com). All the excess characters and skits are boring filler.
>>64287516
underrated post
>>64287383
Gun, ranged weapon beats sword easily even indoors like that. That big bulky sword would hit the wall before you hit a person in there.
>>64287527
Is there footage of this anywhere?
>>64287759
They mentioned it in a behind the scenes video, the last one before Rachel left. I wish there was footage of the play.
Any word on this getting uploaded to Eggkara so we can share the lulz?
I waited an extra week and two days for this. why am i so pathetic.
>>64287927
we already watched it senpai
>>64287957
>>64282102
I can't believe I used to like this guys videos two years ago.
I still support Doug. Still the only good reviewer with a professional look.
>>64288374
>the only good reviewer with a professional look
>calls the shitty skits he does professional
what are you? 8?
>>64288345
>two years ago
what are you? 10?
get in motherfuckers, we watching linkara again
>>64282417
>34 years old
JUST
>>64283539
>Shamalan Month
>Because he's never reviewed a Shamalan movie before
Good grief, he really should just cave in and do the prequels.
>>64289802
he already did
does anyone else think Doug's secretly a pedo?
he already has the look for it
>>64283009
no but it' on the eggkara queue none the less
>>64283166
we added it to the queue, it's after the AT4W movie, which we are watching now.
>>64289968
Chubby Chasers can't also be pedos. If there's one saving grace to liking hambeasts, it's that no one can ever accuse them of liking women for their slender child-like bodies.
>>64290080
can we have the link again?
>>64287046
what are you talking about. He strokes his own dick and makes the movies look tolerable
>>64289968
OY VEEEEEEEEEY
>>64290156
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
>>64282102
I haven't watched his new review because I haven't seen the movie yet, but I decided to check out his game show people paid so much for. I like this episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ2hF0D_FlE
I don't know who "Uncle Yo" is, but he and Brad spend the whole episode making fun of Doug. It's actually very watchable.
>>64290430
The lighting makes it look like a fucking horror movie
I always enjoy these threads.
By the way, when did you think Doug started to do shit? He did some decent stuff at the beginning.
Also, do any of his new reviews are watchable? I found that "Son of The Mask", "Foodfight" and "Sharkboy and Lavagirl" reviews had some legit funny moments.
>>64290116
So you're saying it'd be a good cover?
>>64290695
>I found that "Son of The Mask", "Foodfight" and "Sharkboy and Lavagirl" reviews had some legit funny moments.
That's because those movies are so bad that the reviews write themselves. Doug has never been very funny, it's just that he found some really bad movies in the early days, plus there were way fewer skits, so they were watchable.
>>64290695
around 2011 the quality took a nose dive.
>>64282102
Absolute garbage. Their entire "review" was just Star Wars references
>>64290695
his lets play was the beginning of him showing what shit he really was, but that was free. It showed his inability to think things through.
>>64290695
His earlier reviews were either the first to make fun of some movies on video, or digged some lesser-known movies. Douge himself wasn't that funny but seeing a bad movie with a silly commentary could work.
Now it's all forced skits on either movies that everyone has already made fun of, or the last blockbusters.Deep down, this is why Brad will always be funnier. Not because his type of humor is much better, all things considered it is the same thing, but because we laugh at the shitty movies we discover with him
>>64290901
To be fair, the movie itself was just Star Wars references
>>64290948
It's because Brad feels more like that cool friend who can find weird shit. you wanna hang with him because you feel like you're learning something. Something pointless but still something.
>>64290737
Well if you could grit your teeth and stick your dick in between two mounds of blubber and still get off by just thinking about all the tight little cosplaying loli fangirls of yours from cons you've totally had every opportunity to also stick your dick into because they're desperate for senpai to notice them.. then sure.
>>64282102
>everyone ITT hating on the review just because he thought TFA was pretty good
yall are butt blasted as fuck, ive never seen this board collectively wish a movie was worse than it actually was since the avengers
>>64291393
have you ever seen NC? he has been shit for the last 4 years.
>>64291450
the only other review of his ive seen was for mad max when it also got posted here, why is he bad now and what changed?
>>64290948
At the time I enjoyed Douge's older vids.
I think you are right, at the time he was a novelty simply because he was one of the only people doing it. He had a few good jokes but that was it.
He's definitely a relic of the early video based review age along with AVGN and all the others.
>>64291504
watch one of his 2008/09 videos then watch a post 2012 one.
>>64291525
I still like James. The final Board James episode is his magnum opus.
>>64291615
Yeah me too, he still does cool videos. Mostly the let's play ones, where it's just him hanging out with the other guys. Those are comfy and not cringy at all.
>>64291615
James is even stupider. At least Douge tries to make actual jokes instead of just stringing together curse words like "shit load of fuck" so his 9 year old fans giggle that they heard someone say a swear.
>>64291708
>Those are comfy and not cringy at all.
Except when Doug's there.
>>64290306
eggkara bump
>>64282353
>>64283307
>>64283618
I dunno, Brad as Han Solo works for me.
>>64282603
>SO nostalgic
It's Star Wars though. Also it's basically just A New Hope.I agree with the assessment, too, as I'd previously said on here already. It was a good palate cleanser after the shit sandwich that was the Prequel Trilogy.
Watched it about 10 minutes. Where do they actually start to talk about the film?
>>64291850
Never
>>64291615
To some extent, James and his projects aged better.
I'm pretty sure he porposedly let a lot of time pass between AVGN episodes during the movie's post-prod so his fans do not expect a regular schedule (and so he doesn't end up like Douge keeping a show alive because he has to).
James still invests time into things he likes and wnts to do. I don't think there has been many genuine projects on CA for a long while (except maybe from Brad who is the only one to do what the fuck he wants, and oddly enough Linkara).
And I like how James is slowly turning into the dorky uncle you tried to sit next to during family reunions so he can tell you about his VHS collection,compleete with lack of hair and extra weight.
>>64291544
Ah, so im guessing everyone hates how theres more time dedicated to doing the skits and less time for the review itself?
>>64291919
James does just what he wants when he wants. You're right about not having a schedule. He can make his stuff good before he releases it. Board James was a great series. I hope he can be that entertaining this year.
>>64282102
Reminder this dicksuckin fuckfairy edited his TVtropes page to refer to himself as a "manic pixie dream boy"
>>64291993
Main problem is that he uses the skits like he used short acted segments or seconds of animation : to illustrate a point.
It works with something simple and short, but when you draw it out with minutes long skits it just becomes redundant and boring.
the fact that none of the actors are fun doesn't help.
>>64292086
Oh my fucking God that fedora has a such a wide brim that he could use it as a fucking scarf.
>>64292086
>doug was balding in high school
I think his non NC reviews are usually alright and on point
>>64291113
You_irl
>>64292498
Nah I love chubby cosplayers that are clearly legal, I'll admit it.
>>64290306
long live eggkara
Honestly his best review was for The Good Son. He didn't speak at all and was forced to do things differently for the first time and it worked. He actually had to be creative
Now everything just sucks
>>64293211
I'm a bit sad that people in /tv/ immediately shitpost on Doug. The guy can do good things sometimes, he doesn't deserve this much fucking bile just cause he's cringe worthy and unfunny at times.
But, oh well, that's /tv/ anyway, I just don't want to shit on him everytime he makes a video desu
>>64284348
Latza liked TFA
>>64293317
>I just don't want to shit on him everytime he makes a video desu
then tell him to stop making shit videos
>>64293350
I wish he didn't make his Twitter private.
>>64293401
not like he says anything good anyway
>tfw one of the lucky 193
>>64293401
he still hasn't responded to me
I should probably change my account to have a pony avatar and name as well as all of the e-celebs and MLP staff I've followed
Or maybe he just never checks his pending list or intentionally ignores it now that /tv/ scarred him
>>64287383
Tamara has plenty of potential. Too bad she refuses to get it together,
>>64293440
Want to toss us some recent screenshots?
>>64293317
No he deserves it for saying to us "fuck you, you're wrong skits are better" in his Christmas With the Kranks review by using his past self as a straw man who falls to his knees and admits to his present self how much better his new material is. What dick stroking move.
>>64293317
absolutely agree!
>>64293476
I was in the last thread you were in. I hope you get success, my friend. He'll probably start trusting people again before too long. I bet he prays every night that Joss Whedon will never find out about his racism.
>>64293479
>>64293401
should have made it the edgesaber
>>64293317
Sad thing is that's more bad than good nowadays. He cares more about validating himself instead of focusing on what works
I'm just asking guys, but is this the gentleman who has been implicated into poopy puffing? I read somewhere that he enjoys kaka logs.
Can somebody reply to me to confirm this?
>>64294078
that's linkara the tranny fucker
>>64294130
do you have the green text story of linkara's bout with poopy puffing?
i need it for my investigation
>>64294213
he got his poopy puffing from pissed off pedro
>>64282102
>34 years old
>Still making reviews
He'll be fine
>>64294606
>He'll
>not Hell
you blew it
How long can you last?
https://linkara.bandcamp.com/album/the-harvey-finevoice-christmas-album
How fucking pretentious do you have to be to create a character based around how good you think your singing voice is, let alone release a fucking christmas album and charge $10 for it?
>>64294986
Did you buy his Christmas album in .flac and if so could you share it?
>>64294986
>there are kids out there that bought this and make their famiies listen to it around chiristmas time.
>>64295042
Nobody has. It's not even on what.cd.
>>64295042
you can listen to all the songs on that bandcamp page, just not download it locally (or at least I haven't tried that, it's possible you could backtrace the location of the audio file on their server and download it directly depending on how they wrote the system
>>64282102
Here's the meme-less, non pandering review I think everyone is trying to write:
It's good, but not good enough to justify its own existence or deserving of being mentioned in the same breath as the original trilogy. That's really all that needs to be said about it.
>>64295220
>not good enough to justify its own existence or deserving of being mentioned in the same breath as the original trilogy
Highly subjective and certainly not unanimous opinion, especially that last part which is autistically arrogant
>>64295102
>>64295204
I can probably pirate it easily enough when I'm at homr. You guys usually around during these threads? I'll post it the next couple times if you want a copy
>>64294986
That's bad
>>64295304
Search your feelings.
>>64295327
I do my best to be in these threads but I don't police the catalog waiting for one to show up
>>64283419
>implying your not one of them retards.
>>64295304
If it didn't have the Star Wars label on it, it'd be fine and most people would view it as a fun blockbuster. Hopeless SW nerds and delusional tweens will use this as a defense for the movie, but really that's the tradeoff the studio makes when they decide to make the next SW movie: It's pretty much automatically gonna be the highest grossing movie of all time, and make a ton of money, but on the flip side it's going to be held up to a higher standard by fans and critics. If you don't like that, call your new movie "Wacky Fun Space Adventures"
Again, it's okay, it's not awful, and certainly better than the prequels, but as the next chapter in one of the most iconic IP's in pop culture history, it's a transparently weak and overly safe cash in
>>64295447
>I don't police the catalog waiting for one to show up
Normie. Why's that Chad? You too busy clubbing with your girlfriend after hitting the gym?
>>64287383
If tamara dropped the sjw attitude (and a couple of pounds) i would be all over that
>>64295912
when did she ever say anything SJW?
>>64295944
She's a woman, why wouldn't she?
>>64296004
No some are submissive like Candice Cameron and believe it or not, some just have reasonable moderate opinions
>>64296110
Where can I find one?
>>64295944
https://twitter.com/TamaraLChambers
Have fun senpai
>>64296110
Does she not know that the very next verse in the bible says 'husbands likewise submit to your wives'?
>>64296165
Ask Spoony, his woman seems like a pushover
>>64296220
Her husband won't let her read it
>tfw making fucking my little pony tweets to try and make my account more authentic as well as putting on gurren lagann and klk rainbow dash pictures as my avatar and cover photo
I may have gone too far in a few places
Does latza even like KLK? I just assumed he does, especially since he loves gurren lagann and it's the same director
Link dat shaz buttocks dood
>>64286411
check the filename you goddamn retard
>>64296557
what?
>>64282102
In case anyone wants to watch on jewtube here ya go >>64295870
>>64296516
shit I meant to spoiler that
please help guys Spoony's the one who deserves 12 million a year, not pewdiepie
>>64294986
Linkara singing with his autistic voice is way more comical than it should be
the digitally created music isn't even in time always
what was he thinking?
>>64297022
>>64297022
Having to e-beg because your common law husband is too lazy to work and sustain the house his patrons paid for.. how sad.
>>64297022
>it doesn't help that I make so little to contribute to our income
Why doesn't she? They don't have a kid, it's not like she's a mom, what's stopping her from having a job?
>>64297243
probably dying her hair in all of her free time
>>64297316
Is that you revved?
>>64297243
>bad punk hair dye job
>tattoo
>glasses
You just know that she claims to have fibromyalgia or irritable bowels or Avoidant Personality Disorder or some other trumped up condition to justify her not having her shit together yet by her age and was just lucky enough to fall into the lap of someone who was lucky enough to get paid twice a minimum wage salary by people who want to pretend to be his friend.
>>64282102
Disney has never done anything original, NEVER
Started stealing popular tales and putting a new coat of paint on them and is just doing the same now
>>64297490
fuck off, nobody wants to use your shitty thread, we're already here
>>64297539
hey be nice to Doug
>>64293477
She knows she can't compete with Rachel.
>>64297630
>talent
she's as bad as doug
>>64293607
Have a nice new years.
>>64297673
you're comparing one brand of shit to another
>>64297739
and don't forget malcom is the third brand of shit, furry shit
>>64282102
I've pretty much just decided to look at his disneycember and sibling rivalries instead of this shit.
Guy's pretty much trying to recreate demo reel and it blatantly shows. At least with his other works there aren't stupid skits and musical numbers, just him (and sometimes his brother) giving their own opinions on something
Why did NC replace that hot girl with the hamplanet?
>>64292086
>manic pixie dream boy
Please give a source. That's way too hilarious.
>>64297929
rachel left. douge had to get a replacement
>>64297917
For the love of fuck watch half in the bag instead of nostalgia critic if you want genuine opinions, doug is the epitome of am uneducated pleb who has no idea what he's talking about
