NEWS WIPE 2015 on in 45 mins, GET IN HERE
- Home
- Board: /tv/ - Television & Film
- Reading: NEWS WIPE 2015 on in 45 mins, GET IN HERE
where is the stream url for bbc-cuck channel?
i want to watch charlton brooker rip everyone a new asshole. plus friends like philomena cunk, barry shitpeas, doug stanhope i think makes a return as well.
what else did you watch from brit-cuck /tv/?
big fat quiz of 2015 with david mitchell? yes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdKb1iC0b8M
any other shows worth watching?
more david mitchell? more richard ayoayde ? more jimmy carr?
GET IN HERE
/tv/ assemble
oops fuck that is the wrong quiz. thats 2015 anniversary quiz.
heres the 2015 quiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxA_5X4YAIs
>>64277414
>it's a European state TV channel programm where a smug liberal is talking about British politics and stupid new stories for 60 minutes
Fake and gay, faŠ¼.
Le formerly entertaining cynical commentator who is now a whiny faggot who can't shut up about lefty politics like every other twat on telly these days man
>>64277681
>>64277539
what do you guys watch on tv?
>>64277750
I don't watch much on TV these days really.
The only things I've enjoyed from the beeb this year are Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, Bitter Lake, andThe Apprentice.
>>64277779
why are you on /tv/ baord then?
>>64277884
Because things used to be decent a few years, ago, and because films.
Probably smug liberal SJW shit
The only things I've watched this year are Question Time and This Week so I won't get it;
>>64277414
>45 mins
fuck off yank.
>>64277539
>implying Brooker will have any more than 20 minutes in his own show
He's been handing more and more off to his criminally unfunny friends every year
>>64277539
It has it's moments
>>64278106
Man. He's even stealing jokes from Family Guy now?
No Limmy no interest.
>>64278106
A joke about racism? How witty and relevant. Maybe he can make a joke about those poor women not getting paid as much for the same job.
I can't stand it anymore since that cunt with the mole replaced based Barry Shitpeas
>>64278044
oops. yeah another hour. fucking timezones how do they work.
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL TOTAL NAZIS
>>64277967
>This Week
based
>>64278807
>Hating the Cunk
>>64277414
FIVE MINUTES
I'd rather watch the football 2bh
Five minutes until cuckdom
>>64277414
>i want to watch charlton brooker rip everyone a new asshole
lol hes a cuck and is a tryhard hipster. hes no christopher fucking morris
BBCuck is such a crappy channel, i miss when brooker was on channel4.
>Great Shitain
Let me guess, 95% of the news this year was all about Muslim shitskins raping your children while everyone covers it up and pretends it's not happening?
>inb4 muslim apologism
#NotAllMuslims
>>64280967
lol why? he hates muslims and other religious people.
>>64281059
>he hates muslims and other religious people
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
There she comes the insufferable cunt
MOLE
Can't stump the trump Brooker
>>64281059
HA, no.
He might "hate religious people" but in reality that translates to "I hate Christians but will defend brown religions to the death".
>Muh Trump
>Muh Refugees
>Muh Gay Marriage
epik show shitlords xD
fuck he should have stuck to screenwipe
I preferred this show when it was "angry man yells at TV" not "comedian is sarcastic and states the obvious".
>>64281298
>" not "comedian is sarcastic and states the obvious".
What did you expectin 2015
Fuck you all I still find him funny as fuck. Way better than most of the cunts on tv
>>64281298
I preferred it when it wasn't about fucking politics. I like politics. I follow politics. I like satire. There are very few comedians who manage to do anything about it without coming off like a whiny cunt with a chip on his shoulder because people disagree with them.
>UH
>>64281341
That's really saying fuck all, so he's still shit.
>>64281098
>>64281190
he openly mocked muslims and islam in his channel 4 show.
also technically christianity is a brown religion as it came from the middle east so...
>>64281408
>he openly mocked muslims and islam in his channel 4 show.
Sure he did.
pig lol!!
>>64277414
ATTENBOROUGH IS ON BBC 1 INSTEAD. New series
>>64281336
Well, yeah.
My problems is that it's trying to be funny now. It was better when it felt more genuine and the humour was a bonus.
>>64281345
Yeah, politics is overplayed. HIGNFY is the limit for me, and even that is shit now.
>>64281408
Christianity has been pretty much European for 2000 years. Islam, however, has adherents whose skin looks like excrement. Fuck off Abdul.
>>64277414
ATTENBOROUGH IS ON BBC 1 INSTEAD
>nigel talking about hiv immigrants
the moment it all went wrong
medicine isn't free brooker.
why don't you pay for it if you are so keen
>>64281460
i agree , charlie lost his seething hatred. now hes just kind of ornery.
instead of making fun of UH and shit he would lay into these fucks.
>>64281491
Why? It was a valid point. Nigel had no chance from the very beginning because the UK has been utterly cucked for about 70 years.
>>64281431
you clearly didnt see it, he had david mitchell on the ep
>>64281528
It's like when people said he was saying traffic is because of immigrants, when he was actually saying that overpopulation can lead to problems like that.
I guess if you can't disagree with something for a reason you just make up something to disagree with.
>>64281484
>jesus was from italy
lol jokes on you i'm white. fuck off nigger, you aint fooling no one
Lets be honest: that exit poll was fucking hilarious
best night of the year
>>64281610
>Totally ignoring my point
Most Christians have been white for most of the religion's history. That Jesus was a kike means nothing. Muhammad was a dune coon and moslems still are 1600 years later.
>>64281512
I guess part of it is that he used to be an outsider whereas now he's part of what he used to hate. He realised that if there was nothing to make fun of he'd have no career, but if he made fun of them he'd never progress.
He toned down for his own benefit.
Plus YouTube means that we have quick access to instant rants, much faster than he can churn them out.
He's trying to use his brand to attract viewers but by forcing a brand he's making it stale.
>>64281677
Actually indonesians make up the biggest section of muslims you fucking cuck
>>64281661
The election was wonderful
>Polls completely wrong
>Paddy Ashdown and his hat
>Lefties getting BTFO
>Nobody knows what the fuck is going on
>swearing lefties
every lmao
>>64281528
he did have a chance. heck this was the first time fringe parties were given a platform in the debates. he was given a chance to convince people that Ukip were a viable option and instead he goes off about hiv immigrants. I mean maybe he does have a point but use your brain and think how the general populace are gonna interpret that
>feminism
HERE WE GO
>Feminism time
SJW GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64281731
>Indonesians
>Not shitskins
top jej cunt
>votes for horses
stewart lee already did that
Fuck this shit. It's not even funny
CIA SPOTTED
What am I missing?
>>64281861
Yeah, boring Bolton bird doing a shit Colbert impression is the worst.
What is a gender studies course doing in an economics uni?
>>64281790
They're not their asian. shut up whitey, not like your race is exactly the best looking now
>>64277414
Fucking Philomena is the worst.
>feminists don't go around, casting people out
>>64281861
He's doing this whole section just to troll people like you.
>>64281763
>think how the general populace are gonna interpret that
Quite well, actually. The vocal left isn't as influential as people make out.
>>64281905
30 seconds on Charlie Hebdo
5 minutes on feminism and still going
>feminist knows nothing about mirrors
what a fucking surprise, bloody women
>>64281913
She literally copies Ali G
>>64281971
Sounds about right. I can't wait for this shitty era of "satire" to fuck off.
30 mins and not one single smile.
This is terrible.
>>64281971
To be fair there'd have been longer on Hebdo if not for the bombings
Plus this >>64281940, he knows what he's doing
If I'm honest, that was a pretty neutral look. At least he's treading a neutral line.
>>64282029
Even covering this sort of shit when real news has happened is stupid.
Really Chantelle analogy? That was like 8 years ago
>>64282029
The fact about woman struggling to make 50 grand should have included that woman 19-30 in the UK make far, far more than men if they wanted to be neutral
I haven't laughed this hard since I double-billed The Act of Killing and The Look of Silence.
>>64282067
agree, this is some stupid shit. why isnt he talking about important news?
>>64282078
They don't want to be neutral
Sandi "Irritating Dyke" Toksvig was on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue the other day and spent the entire time making muh vagina jokes, one of them was something along the lines of getting paid less for the same job as men. It irritates the fuck out of me.
>>64282071
i think charlie spends more time on vidya and with his hot wife.
hes like the rest of /tv/ , no one watches tv anymore.
>>64282135
Really? She's far better than that normally.
>>64282085
Kek, I laughed at your post more than the show
>>64282067
It's Charlie Brooker, he can't get off unless he mentions it at least once. I wouldn't be surprised if he mentions gamergate again.
>>64282135
Last time I saw her was on QI years ago. I always thought she avoided the typical vaginas jokes. What a shame she's resorted to that.
>>64282135
>getting paid less for the same job as men
Everyone literally believes this is what the "wage gap" is though. It's so fucked. Narrative over truth
>>64282135
> Listening to radio 4
Genuine nerd lmao
>>64282192
You're gonna be seeing her on QI a lot more lad.
The press treatment of corbyn annoys me so much. Real supervillain shit.
Fuck lions.
Any actual jokes this year or just more lecturing from a smug liberal?
When did Brooker go full SJW? Or did I just grow out of this shit since I'm not in University any more?
This lion-shit was really the fucking worst. It's a fucking cat, you assholes.
>cecil the lion
>princess di
good parallel
I'm a liberal and I'm sick of having my own opinions thrown in my face, and even then they're not always ones I agree with. Fucking liberals, you're ruining liberalism.
>>64280799
i fucking love the cunk
>>64282326
>I'm a liberal
Oh you sweet summer child
Flock stars? The fuck is this? Is this ITV bollocks?
British TV comedy is so bad now ;___;
>>64282381
oh thats why this sucks, charlie mixed newswipe and screenwipe. i was wondering why he kept talking about tv ads and shit reality tv shows between the shit reality news stories.
>>64282326
The left is the reason the left will never be mainstream.
>>64281345
it's called newswipe. it's about the news, which is usually about politics.
it's a different programme from how tv ruined your life
>>64282404
The Detectorists
>>64282404
It's the BBC liberalism bullshit. No all-male panel stuff.
X Factor was great craic this year, idgaf.
I still can't believe people still watch x factor over 10 years later.
>>64282456
One good show, against what seems like multitudes of top quality stuff from America. I don't know what the reason is
>>64282454
It's called 2015Wipe
It's about 2015.
>>64282429
I know. Bunch of whiny twats. My Facebook feed is a sea of factual inaccuracies and smugness and it pisses me off. They're as bad as the right wing people for the factual inaccuracies but at least the right don't claim moral seniority over every opinion they hold.
>bacon nonce
Well played
>>64282454
He's not been good since Screenwipe though.
Not watching, how much has he sucked Corbyn's cock so far? Any Daily Mail/Nazi comparisons?
>Brooker talking about Black Mirror
>>64282550
The other thing you might notice about people on the right is that they don't post shit on facebook or twitter because they actually have jobs and careers and for some reason having an opinion right of Lenin gets your character lynched these days.
It's a shitty time for politics.
>>64282627
Took the piss out of him.
>>64282644
He wrote it.
Course he couldn't resist comparing black mirror to pig fucking.
>>64282656
Britain First
>mocking people for making pig jokes when he's spent half the programme doing it
Ah migrants now, I might stop watching
>>64282627
Very forgiving. No mention or acknowledgement of the serious issues such as Corbyn wanting to slap democracy in the face and share control of the Falklands with Argentina just because they moan a lot
>>64282627
Not at all, took this piss out of him, but also took the piss out of the media for their overreaction to him
>>64282672
He didn't take the piss out of him at all, he mocked the people who attack him
>>64282672
exactly
>>64282695
He isn't mocking anyone for pig jokes, he's highlighting that Scottish hags double standards
MUH AYLAN KURDI
>>64282644
tbf anyone who saw it thought of it immediately when the pig story came out
>>64282686
Are a bunch of lunatics. I'm talking about people who support the Tories or UKIP politically for economic and cultural reasons. Admitting it is like a death sentence for any friendships with lefties.
No mention that kid who drowned was in a safe country and his dad took him on a boat so he could get new teeth. No mention we have the third largest foreign aid budget in the word because US and EU
>>64282719
He did both
>>64282737
Yes he was, for making jokes when it might not have been true
>>64282770
Only if your friends are morons, in which case it's your fault for not spotting it sooner.
>>64282770
>Admitting it is like a death sentence for any friendships with lefties.
This. Lefties can't accept any other opinion unless it's blue
Robot waifus when?
>>64282770
>right wing people don't post on facebook apart from the right wing people who don't count
ok mate
>>64282656
Well most of my friends (my age at least) are all lefties. The older ones are all further right (centre and right, but none far right).
Plus there's the difference between social and economical politics. I might agree with some of the things Cameron's bunch say about the economy but their social politics are horrendous.
There is nobody to represent the centre. Most of my beliefs are left wing but sometimes my views don't gel with what is traditionally left wing and you get called a fascist daily mail reader of you don't subscribe to their beliefs.
Someone stream this for expats
>>64282780
Yeah it's shit. Nothing about how it's reported and how it's misleading about them being women and children etc
>>64282826
Comparing right wing people to Britain First is literally the same as comparing left wing people to the Communist Party.
>>64282770
Oh fair enough.
Perhaps that's because they're generally older and therefore don't use social media as much?
>that was a real ad and not a parody
wat
>>64282850
Yup, considering how in the past he often pointed out the differences between the media narrative and the truth, this felt like a cop out. No mention that only around 30 percent are Syrians (generous estimate), no mention of the very few woman and children and no mention of the huge number of rapes going unreported. Cowardly
>>64282874
Which is more or less what the student age retards you're referring to when you talk about left wing people on facebook are. Two sides of the same coin really.
>Syria
Oh here we go, you patronising cunt.
>>64280967
>>64281027
HERE WE GO
Here we go, WAAHHH NOT ALL MUSLIMS
Oh, what a bunch of bollocks, Booker. The media can't resist ANY single chance to paint muslims in good light you manipulative twat.
>>64282941
I remember he did it for Haiti when they portrayed them as fighting when they weren't. Nothing like that here
Oh here we go, Islam
>punished "venom" snake
lel
No mention that the non muslim guy who youaintnomuslimbruv is in hiding, fearing for his life from actual muslims
>their version of being clever
O I am laffin
>Punished "Venom" Snake
Wtf
>>64283047
I came on here to see the reaction to that
>>64283016
>>64283032
>>64283040
>married to curry
>painting muslims in anything other than positive light
Ain't gonna happen now is it
>>64277414
What a fucking fall Charlie
From scathing comedy to becoming just another leftist propaganda puppet.
He's basically the hungergames tv show host now.
Wow cunk turned from the worst part of the show into the only parts I laughed at.
>flesh emoji
>he has lots of money, which is sort of their version of being clever
lel, 10/10
Why does he use so much news footage from non-BBC sources? They're all shit, why would you ever watch ITV news?
>Mock Trump for insult other people's appearance literally seconds after insulting his hair first.
>>64282941
He used to point out the difference between the right wing media narrative and the truth. Left wing media lies are fine though. How dare you question them, what are you sexist/racist/Islamophobic?
>the supreme gentleman is bad
>trump is bad
Am I the only one who was weirded out by how quick not all Muslims was trending when Paris was attacked? Like the moment the first bomb went off a thousand people said WASNT MUSLIMS
>tupperware is hte new china
kek
>>64283089
>implying Konnie Huq is muslim
>implying Indians don't fucking hate Pakistan and Muslims
>>64283141
It's called damage control. It's not working as effectively any more.
He should be showing how Trumps ratings went up after this and that the media was wrongly reporting it, not that the media was right and the people didn't get it
He's the thing he used to criticise
>>64283103
Cunk was never the worst part of the show
>>64283164
He loves them all famalam
i thought americans were all for banning muslims?
why are we pretending they aren't?
people just want a politician who is truthfull
thats it. thats why they love him, because he says what he thinks
what a load of shit
>trump is literally hitler
>mfw
>le trump is hitler
I would love Trump to win, the four year never ending shitstorm would be amazing.
>>64283228
>>64283233
>trump is hitler
not
>hitler was bad
That was some amazing hypocrisy. Pure leftist narrative from a show that supposedly mocks media narratives.
How the great have fallen...
>brooker will never be good again
Funny how he makes fun of all the shitty shows trying to ham-fist British traditions into a watchable/marketable format, then there's an advert for a Victorian baking show.
>Russell Howard
Just put a bullet in my fucking head.
I used to like Brooker a few years ago.
Now, he honks on about lefty bullshit all day. The Big Black Cock of the BBC has penetrated his hairy grey anus, and has imbued upon him the
KEK
status of most lefties these days. Calling it now, the checklist to look out for:
>something about straight white men
>something about how europe let syrians die boohoo
>something about the rise of the rightwing being awful
>something about snp rising to prominence and how cool that is (despite them recieved millions less than ukip)
>something about how women are bretty gud at stuff
>something about how nerds can't handle the CURRENT YEAR
>Flavoured condom joke
Thats tim minchins. Can BBC please stop hiring joke thiefs. Its just russell howard and Peter fucking Kay
>there are "people" who find Russell Howard amusing
That grill a qt tho
>>64283350
Russell "My family talks about fanny and tits all the time" Howard
the feminist segment was great you fucking whiners
>all the mirror questions
>>64283369
>>something about how nerds can't handle the CURRENT YEAR
it's literally called 2015 wipe lol.
>LOL Fox News!!!! am I right??? what a bunch of racists haha, imagine wanting to defend yourself with a gun, violence is wrong :^)
Brooker makes me laugh but his liberal biases make me rage. It's at least comforting to know that the last segment is probably speaking to a lot of libs right now, who are despairing and in tears and not understanding why the world is collapsing into violence and can't quite satiate themselves with cheap TV distractions because it's not comforting anymore. I like the idea of libs going numb and limp in a crisis, maybe it might wake the fuckers up.
Also Philomena is the best thing about the show
>Trump looks like a biological car crash and his hair looks like a squirrels tail grew out of the back of his head that he brushes fowards
>BBC
>Not leftist propaganda
How was it? I couldn't be bothered.
>>64283378
Its the same fucking show. Pretty sure I've seen the dad in Friday Night dinner wear the same outfit.
>>64277967
Why are Barry Shitpeas' hands bandaged?
>>64281763
He was trying to do a Trump and steal all the headlines by being shocking (but correct) but he picked the wrong thing and it didn't work. Fucking Raheem Kassam and his retarded Breitbart strategies.
>>64277681
>>64281737
>>64281753
>>64281946
>>64282429
>>64282770
>>64282827
>>64282965
>>64283092
>>64283275
>>64283369
>>64283478
>left left left left left left
is there any right-leaning tv shows that you recommend or are you all just cunts?
>>64283350
i kind of want to watch the show though.
how possible would it be to paint him out of every frame individually and then dub over his voice?
oh never mind kerry is in him & her mode, i was hoping she would be more give out girls.
>>64281781
>implying Charlie isn't a massive mangina himself
>>64283514
You're blind if you don't see the bias the beeb has.
>>64283514
>is there any right-leaning tv shows that you recommend or are you all just cunts?
That's a loaded question that makes no sense.
I can't name any so I am therefore a cunt?
>>64283514
>is there any right-leaning tv shows
In the UK? Absolutely not, it's all left wing.
>>64283509
I think it's because he's got a rude word tattooed on his hand or something?
>>64283514
>implying right-wing patricians have time to watch shitty tv
Try the new, you media cuck.
>>64282941
It was most obvious when Brooker was talking about how we need to let more poor Syrians in because they're human beings and then instantly cutting to footage of the Calais Jungle where all the men are visibly Somalis and Africans. Libs have doubled down because they're not allowed to signal anything that comes across as the right-wing being correct, even though they fucking are.
>>64283528
of course bbc has bias.
complaining about bias is like complaining about fox news.
just a whiney cunt.
>>64283384
he looks fucking wrinkly
like he has been wrinkly for a while
but he must be about 50 now
imagine being an ugly retard with a shit bbc3 bellowing contest and then convincing bbc to let you write a christmas special and they let you pick a qt gf.
must have been all his christmases come at once when he got his sister a part and she probably gave him a hj in return.
>>64283600
>>64283566
>>64283538
u mad? i'm just looking for something to watch. i thought you guys had found it and were complaining about this left stuff because you found better things.
wheres the better things is what i'm asking.
but yeah, i'm sure you are a cunt, this is 4chan.
>>64283514
we're not allowed edgy right-wing shows Anon, they'd break all the hatespeech laws and be illegal.
>>64283680
You're not from around here, are you.
>>64283566
Not anywhere.
If you are on TV constantly you are most likely rich.
If you are rich and boast being right wing - you are seen as a greedy bastard that just wants to hold onto every penny he has. Thus ends you privileged life and career on television.
Celebrities HAVE to be left wing.
Either for genuine guilt they feel for having lives of luxury.
Or simply just to fit in and gain popularity amongst the masses.
>See vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKZLQFomAUg
>>64283688
This. The closest thing we had was Top Gear, and now look what's happened.
>>64283369
>Farage is wrong to have any problems with multiculturalism or immigration because all the other party leaders are white
sigh
>>64283496
It was mildly amusing with some funny jokes in it, coupled with a shitload of liberal hypocrisy over the Islam/migrant problem.
>>64283688
>>64283732
Do you really not enjoy any comedy shows at all unless it has a right wing leaning political agenda? Name some comedies you like any channel any country. Not Panel shows.
God, when did it become such a right-wing circle jerk on /tv/?
>>64283880
Woah woah woah woah where is this coming from.
The argument was that everything is left leaning.
Replacing that shit with right leaning shows wouldn't really be better now would it?
>>64283880
The Thick of It
Brass Eye and The Day Today
Spitting Image
There's four that I love, all of them political. They have the decency to not inject their own opinions into things, and where they do it's not as a "LOOK HOW EVIL THESE PEOPLE ARE" preachy thing, it's just mocking, and they'll usually give as good to both sides.
I mean shit, Spitting Image is lefty. It's made by lefties, and mocks Thatcher and the Tories constantly. Thing is, it also mocked the other side, and the way that Labour would go about things as well. It's balance. There's just no balance any more.
Remember when comedians were funny instead of an hour of left wing shite?
>>64283680
we survive on /pol/ humour, there is nothing mass market in the UK media in terms of comedy that is even allowed to appeal to essentialist right-wingers. hell, most of our adverts on tv push race mixing and shit.
I still watch Brooker though, but only because I used to be liberal.
>>64283880
I like PFFR, On Cinema, MDE, Nathan For You is also pretty funny though I don't watch it much. The Merchant Minute produced by TRS is also probably the best example of edgy right wing comedy being made right now.
>>64283953
this isn't a circlejerk. it's just a reaction to our left wing media culture.
>>64283953
>when
It always has been a right wing website because of its anonymity.
Being right wing in public is something you cannot be.
See how the tories got attacked outside of their own fucking party conference earlier this year.
That's why 4chan attracts so many right wingers.
>>64283732
>implying Clarkson isn't a massive tool
>>64284015
Yeah. Someone forgot that to be a left wing comedian you need to tell jokes sometimes instead of just soapboxing.
>>64284023
>I used to be liberal.
I think you might be me. Did you end up drifiting away because of the constant hypocrisy of everything?
These yearly Wipes get shittier and more depressing each time. I expect 2018 will just be Charlie blowing his brains out. Even Doug Stanhope had better things to do.
>Brooker will never again be as good as he was during his Screenwipe/Newswipe days
Shame
>>64284024
>That's why 4chan attracts so many right wingers.
I'm not even especially right wing, I just like laughing at stuff which is politically incorrect, as a lot of it can be funny. Like there was that football thing where it was based on all the 4chan boards and you'd have moments like "Jews to Hitler, back to Jews" and all that sort of stuff. It's stupid, and it's offensive, but it's just funny. Comedy hasn't got an edge any more, and when it is said to be "edgy" it's actually like Frankie Boyle stuff where he's crude but never says anything that would offend anyone that it's not deemed appropriate to offend.
It's worth noting that I'm not saying bring back Bernard Manning or something, just that this toothless brand of comedy isn't very interesting.
>BBC
>left-wing
The fact that right-wingers are deluded enough to believe this still continues to shock me. The BBC has essentially become the mouthpiece for the Tory government, because they're so shit-scared of having their budget taken away.
>>64284024
>That's why 4chan attracts so many right wingers.
4chan used to be very left leaning, but that was when right wing ideology was far more dominant in the mainstream. 4chan is just contrarian as fuck ultimately.
>>64284340
Even if that were true, which it isn't, that would only be on economic issues. People in this thread are clearly talking about social issues like immigration, gender """"""politics"""""", and all that.
Friendly reminder the David Mitchell, Victoria Coren, Konnie Huq and Charlie Brooker go on holidays together.
>>64284357
Whenever I say this people say aww thats not true but it fucking is. I wonder what would happen if republicans got in.
>>64284340
So take it away from them then
Oh wait you won't
Left and Right wing cu.cks. plz.
>>64284085
I drifted away in 2013 because the liberal explanations for the world were not intellectually convincing to me anymore. I tried Marxism but that didn't hold up, and then I found reactionary stuff that helped explain that the world is a giant predatory hostile monster from which there is no hope or redemption, and everything finally made sense but it alienated me from virtually everyone I know in the process. woooo
when I would see SJWs or whoever being hypocritical, I would normally think, well they might be a bad example of a liberal who isn't getting the point and maybe has personal problems and resentment, but their heart is in the right place, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume it isn't indicative of the whole of left liberals. but then after the foundation isn't convincing to you either, and you realise it's a giant rampaging cult that is allowed to roam free because it agrees with official orthodox ideology, things starts to get weird
>>64284340
the Tories are gay marriage supporting liberals who hate racism and believe in "you aint no muslim bruv" and multiculturalism and are happy that London has been ethnically cleansed of native Britons though, my friend
>>64284416
Mitchell is still alright to be fair.
>>64284085
>Did you end up drifiting away because of the constant hypocrisy of everything?
not him but living among students changed me into /pol/
>>64284231
>It's worth noting that I'm not saying bring back Bernard Manning or something, just that this toothless brand of comedy isn't very interesting.
>Russell Brand
>Russell Kane
>Russell Howard
>Richard Ayoade
>Sarah Millican
>Sandi Toksvig
>Jon Richardson
>Nina Conti
>Romesh Ranganathan
>Alan Carr
>Danny Bhoy
>Stewart Lee
>Katherine Ryan
So much shit is able to get through the ranks these days that no comedy is worth watching.
Loads have also gone rapidly downhill since being originally good
>Jimmy Carr
>Jason Manford
>Sean Lock
>Dara O'Brian
Honestly, the only comedians in the UK I still find funny are Kevin Bridges and David Mitchell, and maybe Lee Mack.
But fuck me UK comedy is awful now.
>>64284357
I'd say right wing ideology is a lot more mainstream now. Sure, there are SJWs but they're not the majority.
Looking at the polling and you'll see rise in support for right wing parties, right-wing beliefs etc.
you could say left is getting noisier as it's getting more detached from the centre.
>>64284479
>Russell Brand
>Russell Kane
>Russell Howard
Ah, the Russell triumvirate of twats
>conservitards moaning about there not being any right-wing comedy shows
The fact is, there are no funny right wing comedians. Try and find one, I dare you.
>>64284462
I bet you have a black bf irl
>>64284556
>there are no right wing comedians
FTFY
>>64284231
I think i'm super right-wing these days but I agree with you and I identify way more as someone who loves edgy shocking stuff that's funny and insane more than I identify as a rightist, in fact that's probably why i'm a rightist now.
>>64284519
>you could say left is getting noisier as it's getting more detached from the centre.
That's been true for a long time.
>>64284556
I don't want right wing comedians. Fuck that. I want comedians that take the piss out of everyone, or better yet don't inject their fucking politics into everything they do like they're in a fucking by-election campaign.
>>64284583
Greg Gutfeld calls himself a comedian.
Shocking, I know.
>>64284479
>Stewart Lee
>Katherine Ryan
>Richard Ayoade
I like these guys.
>Kevin Bridges
>Lee Mack.
Opinion discarded
>>64284519
I was more referring to America since 4chan is US dominated and there certainly has been a massive shift there but you're right of course. This country has been drifting the other way, we haven't had a proper left wing government since the 70s here.
>>64284569
pls no
Brooker really likes rtj
>>64284612
>He doesn't like Kevin Bridges
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R
>>64284479
>Stewart Lee
>not funny
Get out.
>>64284556
I think I've heard Norm MacDonald was right-wing.
Although his humor isn't really right-wing so I wouldn't count that one.
>>64284602
He's a libertarian lad
They are the enemy.
>>64284007
Did we watch the same programme?
There was a good 10 minutes tearing into the labour party but you've ignored that because it doesn't fit the narrative
>>64284644
Yes he's truly hilarious.
Here's one of his typical jokes. Or is he not joking? Who can even tell given his type of comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IYx4Bc6_eE
>>64284692
That very much depends on what you define "tearing into" as.
>>64284637
>He doesn't like Stewart Lee
Stop posting here Herring
>>64284626
To be honest, I feel we're becoming more polarised, rather than becoming more or less right-wing or left wing.
Left-wing people drifting towards Corbyn and some really stupid ideas, right wing drifting towards UKIP and Britain First.
Centre is collapsing, I'd consider myself pretty centrist so find the thing depressing
>>64284721
What a cunt. I really don't understand the appeal of Stewart Lee at all.
>>64284746
>Centre is collapsing, I'd consider myself pretty centrist so find the thing depressing
Yeah, pretty much this. Fuck off with all your politics, I don't care. I like politics a lot, I follow it and find it very interesting, but I don't want to hear about your particular brand of mental hypocritical shite every time I try to have a conversation.
>>64284556
>Try and find one
Colin Quinn and Norm MacDonald are the two funniest stand ups in the world by far right now.
>>64284775
Left wingers like him because they agree with him
Right wingers like him because they think he's making fun of smug lefties.
I'm not sure which is correct to be honest.
>>64283514
No because right wing people aren't funny and their "humour" is generally just mean spirited, abusive attacks based on class and race. Fox have tried several times to make a right wing daily show and every time it's fell flat on its ass.
Could you imagine the clusterfuck if /pol/ made a /tv/ comedy show? Oh wait, it basically exists, Alan Jones Infowars, my mistake.
>>64284889
Lee's a left-leaning liberal. Dislikes UKIP and the right as a whole, but feels like people should have the right to speak and offend others.
>>64284746
>I feel we're becoming more polarised
this is totally what is happening and it is the death knell for the current structure. UKIP were the first signs of it, but then we had the SNP explode and now Corbyn. all parties are being tugged in different directions and hunkering down as people fucking cry out for something that actually means something and is real because the banquet of centrist technocrats we've been served are so spiritually deadening that people want anything else.
as a rightist, I happen to think that this is because of the tail end of the fuck up in Iraq, it destroyed our ability to channel our negative energies onto an external enemy, so that energy is being turned inwards onto the country and we're tearing each other apart. rich vs poor, left vs right, England vs Scotland, migrant vs native nobody can unite against anything because we're not part of a shared national unit anymore, it's all fragmenting while we try and figure out what is going to be built in place of the corpse we currently live in. not even cunts like ISIS is enough to unite us because nobody trusts anybody anymore after Iraq.
>>64284966
I think he is great and his jokes are very well written but when he slags off UKIP for ten minutes it's like shooting fish in a barrel with his lefty audience, just feels like a low blow.
>>64284024
Kill yourself britcuck
Maybe people are sick of the lefts bullshit being no better than the rights, least the right is upfront about theirs.
>>64284919
>lmao white people, fox news + Donald trump!!!!!!! aaahahahahaha
>wait, don't attack our protected classes like gays and niggers cuz that's mean spirited and abusive
N I G G E R S
>>64284919
>Alan Jones
jej
>>64284986
Honestly I trace it all back to the Soviet Union dying off. There's no enemy any more, you're right. It's necessary for a society to have somebody to rally against, but these days even with ISIS immediately after a terrorist we're all told #notallmuslims and life is forced to go on as if nothing happened.
The whole "first world problems" thing might be bullshit, but there does seem to be a big tendency to make mountains out of molehills because of the way there's nothing to really care about any more.
>>64284746
>UKIP and Britain First.
Why do people keep putting these two together as if they're identical.
That's like calling me a socialist because I voted for the Lib Dems in 2010 (I believed all of Nick Clegg's lies).
There's just no logic to it at all.
>>64284746
>Corbyn and some really stupid ideas
Honestly what does Corbyn say that is stupid?
His recommendations on Syria are actually far more logical than just bombing it (working on the diplomatic solution first to figure out who will take power in the vacuum while embargoing any source that is taking money from IS)
Trident in 2015 literally makes no sense and is a giant waste of fucking money which should be spent on things like the NHS.
His recommendations on Terrorism are literally 1:1 what the head of MI6 said.
Corbyn is literally the most sane person in Parliament, the problem is both the media and most of Parliament (even the blairites) are in this careerist, neo-liberal circlejerk that cheap political points actually mean more than thinking with your brain.
Bombing Syria has nothing to do with stopping IS, it's a cheap political wedge issue and sucking up to the US. When the fucking military itself says it serves no strategic purpose but is in fact "Symbolic" you know it's a load of shit.
>>64285164
>Trident in 2015
I MEAN COME ON
>>64284986
I'm not sure it's just Iraq, this is happening in the US as well: Clinton is centrist and by far the most competent person for the job but is being overshadowed by Sanders and Trump, Europe is breaking into right and left..
I think you're right that Iraq left us feeling powerless, that any attempts at change are pointless.
>>64285009
>but when he slags off UKIP for ten minutes it's like shooting fish in a barrel with his lefty audience, just feels like a low blow.
Kippers always amuse me. When private Eye started taking the piss out of them just as much as the other partiesbecause it is so easy to take the piss out of themall the letters of complaint saying they arent going to subscribe anymore as soon as someone starts to take the piss. But its the lefties who cant take a joke ofc.
>>64285154
To be fair, and I'm on the right myself, lots of people on the right compare hardcore SJWs with left-leaning Labour supporters.
It's just generalisation and stupidity. Also it makes arguments seem easier if you can lump in sane people with nutters.
>>64285154
I wasn't saying they were compable, but they're both challenging the orthodox. UKIP is far right but I wouldn't compare them to the fucktards of Britain First,
>>64285164
Jezza pls
>>64285242
>UKIP
>far right
kek.
>>64285100
i'm right wing but I feel I have a lot in common with the (true) left right now, we're in a similar place of exile. and we generally see each other as the group being in control, but the truth is basically nobody is in control and those nobodies at best have a liberal nihilist pragmatist "kick it down the road" attitude that is slowly killing us
>>64285154
>I voted for the Lib Dems in 2010 (I believed all of Nick Clegg's lies).
mah nigga. so he got you too eh
>>64285200
>private Eye
because instead of witty jokes it was literally 'UKIP VOTERS ARE STUPID, SO SO STUPID'
>>64285164
the diplomatic solution is happening alongside the bombing but I agree with you there.
I just don't think he has the right economic answers, his views are unchanged for three decades. I don't see that as a sign of integrity but stubbornness.
>>64285164
t. Corbyn Voter and Labour Member for 6 months
1. Not taking a hard line on ISIS makes people look weak, which is exploitable for them and makes their recruitment easier. There's not many better deterrents than "if you join ISIS we'll blow you the fuck up".
2. Trident provides a lot of money and jobs for this country, and is a necessary part of being a modern, developed nation. It also ties in with the appearing weak thing.
In fact I'm beginning to think this post is copied from /r/britishpolitics
>>64285292
He seemed to have that mixture of educated but "understands the people" at the same time.
He spoke 5 languages and seemed really authentic.
I feel like I was raped 2bh.
>>64285194
>Trident in 2015
>I MEAN COME ON
>>64285200
The thing that people complain about the media doing to Corbyn is the exact same thing they did to UKIP though.
I don't give a shit personally, but it's wrong to say they were given fair treatment.
>>64285358
I still think Clegg would have been the best prime minister of him, Miliband and Cameron.
>>64285164
>Trident in 2015
Yeah but tens of billions of dollars is worth it for people to pretend the UK is still a super power and not a not even that important middle power in the world today.
The only purpose of Trident is a giant dick waving stick.
Hell scrap Trident and build a million fucking drones with that money, it would probably be worth it more.
>>64285009
So, you want him to be able to insult everyone, but not UKIP? Why don't you stop being so easy to offend, you pussy.
>>64285358
He just seemed like a fresh alternative standing next to One-Eyed Scot and Pig Fucker Dave, Dave at the time was shit at speaking imo.
>>64285451
No I'm saying its lazy comedy. Might as well rip off Russel Howard.
>>64285424
I disagree with him as a leader because I don't get that vibe from him, but I think Clegg would have made the greatest diplomat our country has ever known. You just can't ever imagine him getting angry or unreasonable about anything, he's got that super calm polite charm to him.
>tfw still voted lib dem in 2015
Farron is a awful choice Norman Lamb was vastly superior not like anyone cares
>>64285320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>64285451
UKIP voters would be much more willing to take a joke at their expense if the party had any power or parliamentary presence, as is it's felt like they're being kicked while they're down
>>64285357
>Not taking a hard line on ISIS makes people look weak, which is exploitable for them and makes their recruitment easier. There's not many better deterrents than "if you join ISIS we'll blow you the fuck up".
reminds me of my office talking about "we should just go over there and kill them with our army!"
short sighted
>>64285164
>muh neoliberalism
Kill yourself
>>64285553
Boo-fucking-hoo, get over it. There's plenty of comedy mocking all Political Parties, if the kippers want a chance at power, they need to roll with the punches.
>>64285357
>In fact I'm beginning to think this post is copied from /r/britishpolitics
The other post in here about Clegg being a great potential PM made me get suspicious someone called Locutus from that sub was posting here
>>64285559
>killing a bunch of crazed terrorists in the middle east is short-sighted
Hello reddit
>>64285665
>B-but muh "moderate" "rebel" "groups"
>>64285634
>roll with the punches
Tell me this would be produced except with an anti-labour stance
>>64285531
You need to have someone who will be a cunt when necessary.
Farron, like Corbyn, seems too nice.
>>64285321
In the 30 years his economic ideas have been ignored, this country has suffered 2 major recessions. I can understand why he wouldn't see a reason to change his views.
>>64285559
Actually boots on the ground would be a very sensible thing to do, but I'm guessing you're one of those "ALL WAR IS EVIL" people.
>>64285634
>>64285715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYUUrarggYA
>>64285531
DAVID MILLIPEDE ITS MY TURN TO TALK NAOW
>>64285738
Yeah, clearly his particular brand of completely nonsensical economic policies would avoid recessions caused by global market forces.
>>64285746
>we just need to negotiate! Maybe we can let them enslave just 10% of the Yazidi girls!
>>64285746
Just let Russia get on with it
>>64285738
recessions and all forms of market correction are good
t. free market advocate
>>64285761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWfouFEROlY
>>64285761
Wrong Millipede. If it was david millipede Labour would probs be in right now.
>>64285806
Yeah, I never understand this. On the one hand we're told how wonderful and perfect the Kurds are, on the other we're told that we shouldn't be killing the fuck out of the people who want to go full genocide on them.
>>64285755
WHAT A LITTLE LEGEND
>>64285164
>diplomatic solution to ISIS
Are you simple?
>>64285896
It's ok, sand people with AK47s are all up for putting aside the rhetoric and getting around the negotiating table.
>>64283706
Yeah, except this is bollocks. TV/Films do whatever makes money.
"Benefits street" wasn't left-wing. It was prole-bashing classism and poverty porn.
The media's coverage of half the shit the Tories do isn't left-wing. It's generally pro-establishment, with a bit of a right-wing bias since most the political talking points are created by the papers.
in b4 "but muh left wing. Can't even call people filthy sandcoons anymore. Political correctness gone mad, Stu"
>>64285853
Oh yeah I actually forgot Eds name, aha
>>64285868
>we're told that we shouldn't be killing the fuck out of the people who want to go full genocide on them.
You want to go to war with Turkey a NATO member? Armenia would probably be on your side but thats it
>>64285357
>Trident provides a lot of jobs and money for thus country
just sit and have a think about this statement for a bit anon. Don't post a rebuttal to my post, just sit and have a serious think about Trident, jobs, money and associated concepts.
>>64285953
Ebin. You know what I mean.
>>64285853
He's got a bit of a foetal alcohol syndrome thing going on there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlTggc0uBA8
>>64286028
E-pine!
>>64285968
Equally, I'd like you to consider the town of Helensborough just outside of Glasgow.If you are such a clueless fucking moron that you think that arms spending isn't a good thing for this country's economy you might as well end yourself.
>>64285932
but shit like Benefits Street is aimed at and marketed towards proles too, it's just like some grotesque tabloid circus freakshow like a thread on /b/, the Sun is like that too. nobody right wing who isn't a massive Tory shill takes that stuff seriously as a reinforcement of their beliefs and if they do they're a cunt
>>64286076
I think the point he's making that if your spending for job creation there's much more effective ways than a nuclear vanity project that we will never use since daddy america will protect us.
>>64286028
get round the fucking table, lads
>>64286137
Yeah, let's rely on other countries for all of our defence, that's a wonderful idea.
Nukes give us relevance. The only people who want rid of them are the ones who actively want us to be an irrelevant nation like Sweden.
>>64285665
What's it like in 2001?
>what is iraq
>what is afghanistan
>what is unwinnable wars in regions where stirring the pot makes it worse for everyone
>>64286137
>I think the point he's making that if your spending for job creation there's much more effective ways than a nuclear leverage* project
Fixed it for you.
>>64286222
Those are different situations. The Taliban in Afghanistan weren't actively threatening the west.
>>64286222
>The Iraqi state under Saddam Hussein was a group of terrorists with AKs roaming the desert
Stop posting.
If you had said 'getting rid of Assad is short-sighted and similar to Iraq' then you'd have a point.
>>64277539
>brooker
>liberal
Cretin.
>>64286222
>implying Afghanistan and Iraq weren't ultimately lost because of the short sighted US policy to withdraw far too early because apparently pretending the conflicts never happened will make it like it never happened.
>>64286381
He LITERALLY is though. Now, at least.
>>64286404
He LITERALLY isn't,
People like you think anyone who isn't fellating Farage is liberal.
>>64286404
I agree. He seems slightly less this year though.
>>64286466
Nice assumption, faggot.
>>64286557
A correct one.
>>64286466Farage is a liberal too, Anon
Interestingly no mention of the ridiculousness of the #blacklivesmatter shit
>>64286985
Maybe because it simply wasn't a big thing outside of Burgerstan.
Why would a British TV like this even brush upon the topic?
>>64287154
Because British TV loves to circlejerk about shit like that for no reason
>mfw people talk about celebrating "black history month" in the UK
>>64287412
>>mfw people talk about celebrating "black history month" in the UK
This has literally never happened.
>>64287412
No it doesn't, you silly fat fuck.
>>64287478
It literally has, haven't you ever been to a university?
>>64287412
Im as left waing as they come and Ive never heard black history month pass anyones lips
>>64287500
Yeah, but it wasn't a shit university that used to be a polytechnic.
