It's LESS than 12 parsecs. Get it fucking right you mongs. I'm sick of seeing you all fucking it up.
>>64276299
She should've said 12 and he said it was 10 parsecs
>>64276299
but parsec is a unit of distance, not time, so the movie is already retarded to begin with.
>>64276352
10 is less than 12 ya doofus
Fuck yourself Han your dead lmao
>>64276408
Yeah I am saying he is the type to bullshit
>>64276404
I'll put my foot less than 12 parsecs in your ass
>>64276409
so funny they had to resort to killing han to make the movie memorable in any way kekekekek
>>64276404
The Maw cluster of black holes distorts space and time, so the distance of the run is shortened by flying close to it. Han and Chewie make the time (and distance) while escaping from an Imperial customs ship.
>>64276404
They explained it by saying that the kessel run is about plotting the shortest route due to the numerous black holes in the way
But in my headcanon Han was just bullshitting them to check if they knew anything about spaceships so he could charge more
You even see Obi Wan rolling his eyes when he says that line
>>64276409
>>64276470
Same-fagging this hard
>>64276470
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
>>64276404
This. I always got the notion he was bullshitting luke and ben (but ben sorta knew by his look) about how good he was. TFA kinda destroyed that
>>64276404
Idiot.
The kessel run is full of singularities,
So its all about doing the fastest route without being destroyed.
>>64276501
>Han was just bullshitting them
Literally in the original script.
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>>64276537
Is that explanation canon? I feel like it was invented by EU idiots who were too autistic to pick up on the fact that Han was making up some bullshit to try and impress a couple of hicks.
>>64276535
That's how I preferred it, too.
Goddammit TFA.
>>64276558
Nope
heres the history of this parsec bullshit.
> Autistic George thought the word "parsec" was cool and sounded fast and surely "sec" is short for second , so he put it in the script without even checking what it meant.
> Once Star Wars became huge and science dorks told the world how this line is bullshit then autistic star wars fans came up with the "shortest distance through an asteroid field" theory.
> Autistic George went with the explanation and uses it to this day
