The Ewoks are 10 times worst and more damaging to ROTJ then Jar Jar was to the phantom menace. This is the truth.
>>64273348
Not true. Ewoks gave a comfy closure to a progressively dark tale. Jar Jar was just a new C3PO
>>64273348
if you didnt want to hang out in the ewok tree village, having bbq's all day while some qt ewok braided your hair when you were 10 you probably are a faggot
>>64273348
The truth for fags, maybe
>>64275160
You knew you were a furry that far back?
Jabba's palace and the Sheev scenes were the only good parts of RotJ
>>64275195
furry didnt exist in the 80's, i just wanted to be in a sweet ass tree fort with my little hommies. i was also 10 and didnt have any sexual interest in anything at the time, i am a foot guy now though
>>64273348
No way. The Ewoks don't talk and even though they somehow defeat the Empire's troops with primitive weapons, they do it on purpose instead of accident. Those two things make them infinitely more bearable than Jar Jar.
Are the Ewoks related to the Wookies? Could Chewbacca fuck a qt female Ewok and have kids?
>>64275275
>Carlos.jpg
>>64275275
Stormtroopers are so incompetent it almost ruins the movies for me. They can't shoot for fucking shit.
>you will never live in an Endorian treetop village or Treetop Town from Donkey Kong Country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCtrzJTjIig
why live
Nah, at least kids and girls who didn't want to See that movie thought the ewoks were cute. Nobody likes Jar Jar
>>64275207
>not acknowledging the goat space battle and the sail barge assault
>>64275404
hating jar jar is a meme. were he in the OT and the ewoks int he prequels, you nerds would love him and hate the little fuzzy shits.
They're both shit but Jar Jar is worse
>>64273348
Kind of true. Ewoks are the worst part of otherwise great RotJ while Jar Jar is a part of otherwise dumb Phantom Manace.
>>64273348
My mother loves these things, she thinks they are adorable.I kind of agree with her.
>>64273348
>10 times worst
>>64273348
Which is one of the reasons that RotJ is considered the weakest of the OT. Lucas created them to sell plush toys.
>>64275540
>>64275404
>>64275275
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>>64273427
ITT: Bombad faggots
>>64273348
thats why im so glad force awakens didnt have any of that kiddie shit, what the fuck hack lucas, lol just die already you neckbeard, star wars is supposed to be awesome!!
>>64273348
Just watched ROTJ and I have to say I hate these things much less than I had previously thought, they're kind of cute actually.
The real issue with the film was the second deathstar and disjointed ending
>>64273348
sure thing fucking millenial scum
kill yourself
>>64275742
The ending was terrible. It was just "hooray, we won!" and the force ghosts giving Luke the thumbs up. No epilogue, nothing.
>>64273348
Neither are bad, but the ewoks had better music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QXi23tmzuBo
I often think Star Wars fans are absolute babies. They complain about the new movies and don't realize just how bad and riddled with the same flaws the originals were.
Just accept the flaws. That's what Star Wars is.
>>64273348
Maz Kanata was 10 times worse and more damaging to TFA than Jar Jar was to The Phantom Menace. This is the truth.
>>64275812
Peter Jackson pls go
>>64275823
see also: Zelda fans
>>64275859
Kek
>>64275854
So... did she live through the attack? She just kind of disappeared.
I kind of agree in that the Ewoks bring down an otherwise great movie while Jar Jar is a shit part of an already terrible movie, so the ewoks are more damaging than Jar Jar is
>>64275960
I want to make the case that Ewoks aren't as obnoxious and shit as Jar Jar was
they were essentially a tribe of teddy bears but least they were somewhat interesting and not just a Rastafarian rabbit alien
>>64275918
That's a story for another day :^)
>>64275285
possible parents of Rey? write this down JewJew Abrams
>>64273348
Nah they only have like 20 minutes of screentime total.
