Explain how Sicario is not the best movie of the year.
Protip: You can't, because it is, because Benicio Del Toro is a badass
>>64266291
It's a shitty flick riddled with plotholes. Excellent camerawork though, I will give it that. I jizzed at the shot of the spec ops descending into darkness at dawn.
CIA psyop against americans
U gais so fucked
it is a great movie with a horrible protagonist.
You have two volunteers: a Iraq war vet, US Army officer and JD from a UNC Law
the other: a waifish female swat member with no actual detective experience
>pick the woman
>she spends the whole movie complaining
>spends the movie bitches about jurisdiction
>tries to arrest CIA in mexico
>>64266343
>Woman logic
-CIA man is clearly bad
-spends the entire movie being bad
-woman cop knows he is bad but only blackie will believe her
-he gives her a big speech about why he is bad
- she tries to arrest him for being bad
- he does bad thing to her
- he tries to get her to sign paper saying he is not bad
-everybody is exactly what we expect of them throughout the movie and they never change or evolve.
add in some dusty soccer and that is the movie
>>64266424
Ok you can simplify any movie like this you dickface
>>64266424
>add in some dusty soccer and that is the movie
kek
>>64266441
>Ok you can simplify any movie like this you dickface
even in a capeshit movie the hero or baddie has traits where they are not entirely good or bad. but not in this ana white woman vs the government baddie movie
>>64266441
haahahah, any shitty movie maybe. see there's this thing called a "character arc" which is a really cool way of ensuring the story has a point.
It uses a current event that has led and still leads to the ongoing deaths of several innocents as well as the current issues with the failures of both the U.S. and Mexican Governments to protect innocent lives as the backdrop for a fun and forgettable action thriller with no real consequences or guilt to make you feel bad about anything. Just eat your popcorn and relax these guys are total bad asses whoa!
The director does seem to be promising with the right material.
>>64266471
BLADE RUNNER 2
>>64266469
>>64266459
Let me simplify Spectre
>007 has daddy issues
>Blofield has daddy issues
>gun shots
>car chases
>sex with girl who has daddy issues
>cinderella ending
>>64266489
It's kind of weird because Villeneuve is basically like the new Ridley Scott where his films are entirely dependent on the script, except for the visuals which are usually pretty good in all his stuff. It's like pottery that he's directing Blade Runner
Sicario was too ridiculous to take seriously.
>>64266510
And Skyfall
>007 has mommy issues
>Creepy blonde haired Spaniard has mommy issues
>Creepy blonde Spaniard indirectly kills mommy
>007 left a hollow shell of a man
>Finds a new mommy who is actually a daddy
>>64266510
>>64266530
wow good work you've compared a shitty flick to two other shitty flicks
The only good Bond films are with Timothy Dalton.
>>64266528
i think it should be satisfying. so long as i get some sweet rainy neon street noodle shot i'm good.
>>64266565
Pretty sure it's just going to end up being another references and memes nostalgia cash-in like all the other remakes and sequels and reboots made nowadays.
>>64266544
The old Bond films and all the bond actors with the exception of based Connery films and Pierce Brosnan in Golden Eye, fucking sucked. Dalton blows and the only people who think Dalton was the best Bond are hipsters and faggot Rotten Tomato "film critics" who want to pay attention to the shittiest, least known Bond actor and think their opinions matter. Just fuck off. Connery was the best Bond, followed by Brosnan, followed by Craig.
>>64266291
emily blunt's story's shit ending
>>64266645
Blunt was annoying, yes, but necessary. I still think Sicario is the best movie of the year. I mean what else do you suggest? Hateful Tarantino faggotry? Revenant with that man bun rocking Oscar losing idiot? 2015 absolute sucked for movies and Sicario is the best choice.
>>64266593
>followed by craig
Fuck right off with that opinion.
Where other bonds are suave operators, craig comes off as an awfully whiny baby
bencuckio del toro is a meme actor
Yes it was better than all the arthouse churned out this year, so that technically makes it moty
>>64266737
Craig is the perfect combination between suave, cold blooded, humourous and serious. While truthfully I'm not a big fan of the new Bond films, I do think that Casino Royale is in the top 5 of all time and Craigs best performance besides Layer Cake.
If you had to ask me to replace Craig, I might say Roger Moore but really anyone else is pushing it. There were never any other Bond actors that could match up to Connery or Brosnan and Craig.
>>64266590
Well I think it will be unable to avoid references, but I sure hope it isn't merely a nostalgia cash-in. I hope something new is suggested.
>>64266773
I had so many inappropriate boners in this one, Blunt is super sexy
>>64266764
>bencuckio del toro is a meme actor
benicio knocked up Rod Stewart's grand-daughter and then didn't marry her.
he is pretty much the exact opposite of a cuck.
>>64266593
Nah, it's more that Dalton's Bond was more reflective of the violent and ruthless character from the books, as the new Bonds are showing.
Not to mention that Dalton is the best actor in general of the bunch.
>>64266593
The least known Bond is Daltry. Maybe you're thinking of him, from OHMSS? Best Bond music in that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MklPINC--Q
>>64266855
I'll be paying attention to its developments for sure. I just really don't see the point of telling another story from that world. It was perfect as just one story. I also really really don't want to see an old wet Deckard flopping around trying to look tough.
>>64266901
>>64266876
Who should be the next Bond?
I say Fassbender
Because Anomalisa, The Lobster and Clouds of Sils Maria are all better.
>>64266343
they wanted the dumb one retard
>>64266901
Shit I meant Lazenby. Daltry is from Pink Floyd.
>>64266936
Excellent choice. But I'd be cool with Elba.
Because Anomalisa just leaked
>>64266987
>they wanted the dumb one retard
>the writing isn't bad she's supposed to be dumb
>>64267038
He'd be too old by the time Craig is done pumping out another unit
>>64266291
The raid into Juarez was excellent. Movie/plot fell apart when that random phoenix cop seduced blunt
>>64266932
It'd be cool to see more of the skin jobs off-world. Wasn't that horrible movie Soldier a part of the story?
I agree that that world and style is played out. It also seems like it's too much like nonfiction for today to be interesting.
>>64267071
I'm picturing Danny Glover now.
>i'm gettin' too old for this shit
You should move to a small town, somewhere the rule of law still exists. You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now.
>>64267008
The Who, you idiot. Youre thinking of waters
>>64267097
yes.
>>64267123
Or Samuel L. Jackson
>motherfucking blofeld
>>64267125
Ayyy I'm watching it in VLC too
>>64267127
Yes and yes. Good catch.
