>The simple answer is that "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," is not very good. It's professionally made in the sense that it displays an industrial level of Quality Control. But it's depressingly unimaginative and dull in long stretches, and -- crucially -- reproduces George Lucas' original 1977 movie slavishly almost to the point of plagiarism.
http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-star-wars-the-force-awakens-stinks-20151226-column.html
So, now that the dust has settled and the bottom-feeding masses have slithered onto their next cookie cutter CGI schlock franchise, we can finally earnestly ask the question:
IS THE STAR WARS BRAND DEAD AND DID A JEW ENACT THE COUP DE GRÂCE?
>>64257401
Well they can tell that to kanjiklub
>>64257460
You see anon, it's not necessarily George that killed Star Wars,it was the fans[\spoiler]
>>64257460
What is this kanjiklub meme? I've seen the movie five times now and I don't get it.
>>64257723
an angry man from space-scotland yells it during the movie
>>64257723
Some full time NEET is just reposting it in every thread, hoping it'll catch on as a meme.
It's a line Han says in the movie.
>>64257401
what I said the whole time
corporate disney shit for casuals
>>64257723
it's a SW "backroom" which Hand Solo used to frequent in order to indulge his hereinbefore unmentioned FAGGOT FLUFFER FETISH
"kanji" implying Japanese, implying weird sex fetishes, implying Han mouth-priming faggot cock before their turn in the bukkake
>>64257821
idiot. "kanji" means fox-demon in niponeese
>>64257840
baka
>>64257971
YOU'RE A BAKA
>>64258007
>>64257821
why is the plaid three dimensional?
>>64257799
>its a line that han says in the movie
>han
is this some next level metamodern meme?
>>64258137
yikes
>>64257401
Read the article, he's right.
Everyone fucking loved the prequels as they came out and they were huge successes, but slowly people realized how fucking awful they were.
