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Anyone know about this? Theories? Blood or the millions he's
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Anyone know about this? Theories? Blood or the millions he's slain?
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He's already a demon.
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Be sure to buy the Star Wars™ comic book from Marvel™ coming out next month! it explains how he got a red arm in Star Wars™ The Force Awakens™!
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Venom C-3P0
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>>64257383
reference to mgsv
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>>64257383
It's just so they can sell new toy c3po toys with a red arm.
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>>64257383
He wanted interracial hand love.
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I'M NUCLEEEEEEAAAAAR
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Red arm was a mistake because of the endless mgsv shitposting
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>>64257383
spare parts are uncommon because he's a 60 year old scratch-built piece of shit and talks like a fag
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BB-8 and R2-D2's interactions are adorable!
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>>64257446
Oh btw we bumped the release back 6 months for reasons that have nothing to do with marketing Star Wars™ merchandise.

Again though, no relation to Star Wars™ merchandising.
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>>64257383
C-3P0 is actually venom snake in phantom pain
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>>64257383
I do. But that is a story for another time.
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scene was stupid. not because of the red arm, but the way it was handled. they must think moviegoers are too oblivious to notice such an obvious change to one of the most beloved characters.
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>>64257446
Hey Mr. Lucas.
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>>64257383
Punished C-3PO mane
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>>64257499
On the nosey. Give this man a cigar.
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SUCH A LUST FOR CLEANLINESS

WHOOOOO
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>>64257566
>Every SW movie has come out in May
>release this one in December
>make a nigger the lead so people focus on that
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>>64257610
>MGSV is a glib facsimile of previous MGS with an ugly woman as a main focus

>TFA is a glib facsimile of previous SW with an ugly woman

POTTERY
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>>64257541
Metal Gear funposting is a /tv/ tradition. No other vidya has permeated this board quite like it.
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>>64257637
Disney has Marvel movies coming out the first week of May every year that's why. I do find it funny that Reddit of the Galaxy is coming out the same month as Episode VIII
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>>64257383
>Blood or the millions he's slain?
Anakin built him, what do you think?
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>>64257383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k
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>>64257610
PUNISHED C3PO
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>>64257743
Technically you're not wrong, because Big Venom Punished "Snake" Boss is only like that based on this asshole.

Also that's some patrician taste right there.
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She passed out near the stairs,
Darth spoke of lies and when,
Although I was really there,
Did I say he was a good friend?
Which came as some surprise.
I spoke into his eyes,
"We fought the clones
A long long time ago."
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>>64257383
STANDING
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>>64257383
>it has a story about it
>ill tell you some other time
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>>64257383
In Auralnaut's interpretation of Star Wars, 3PO is the overarching villain. It works beautifully.
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>>64258054
OH NO
NOT ME
I NEVER GOT TOO LOW
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO HAD THE HIGH GROUND
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>>64257383
>Anyone know about this?
Something had to change so they could sell fancy new merchandise.
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C3P0 is bigboss
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It's because this is JJ's company.
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>>64257570
if only obi-wan knew that lightsabers were radioactive. it may have saved him from incurable brain cancer.
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I WONT SEE R2 END AS ASHES
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Punished "Bad Robot" C-3PO
A Fallen Translator
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>>64257571
It's a joke though. It's ridiculous that C-3P0 thinks Han doesn't recognize him with a different arm. They couldn't make the joke without mentioning it.
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>>64258785
Creepio did nothing wrong
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>>64257644
>glib facsimile

Nigga speak English
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>>64257446
eh it's mr cynical 20 something here to explain to us that popular franchises pursue profit through aggressive merchandising
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>>64259309
>>>/reddit/
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Is it a reference to the meatbag hater from KOTOR ?
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>>64259190
>>64257571
This.
I have no idea why everybody on here seems to think it was anything other than a joke.

It's funny because threepio is spazzy and autistic and genuinely thinks Han wouldn't recognize him.

It's not like they had Admiral Ackbar blathering on about whether or not they remember him. They give the audience at least some credit.
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>>64257644
Take that back Stef is an angel
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>>64257551
scratch build
please the retard known as anakin build a droid out of an existing droid
all he did was play connect the parts and yet he tries to act smug like he designed and build this thing

its the equivalent of someone doing a paint by numbers then calling themselves an artist
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>>64259362
Because the vast majority of 4chin is autistic
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>>64259362
because
>theres a story behind it
>ill tell you some other time
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>>64257610

after seeing this image posted around, i really don't think its possible that red arm c3po is unrelated to MGSV
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>>64259566
Reminds me of this awful piece of literal garbage that thankfully no longer exists.

At least I can only hope.
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>>64259436
He was 9 you spastic retard
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Punished C3PO

A droid denied his protocol
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>>64257383

He's an 80 year old piece of tech that's falling apart ?
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>>64257383
C3P0 is a Skywalker. Skywalkers have a bad habit of losing hands and arms.
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>>64257571
>>64259362
>>64257571

It's also a running joke that Threepio interrupts Han and Leia's tender moments
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>>64257383
It's a like a 65 year old droid. the question is, how have they not replaced it all together?
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>>64257663
>Metal Gear funposting
I like you
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>>64257383
Rust, from all of the fisting he's been doing to Gamorrean male prostitutes.
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>>64259362

>It's not like they had Admiral Ackbar blathering on about whether or not they remember him.

Instead they just made his whole head red so nobody could tell if it was even him.
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Luke! You should be the one on this boat!
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>>64258819
I LAUGHED AND CHOPPED OFF HIS HAND
AND MADE MY WAY BACK HOME
I SEARCHED FOR FORM AND LAND
THROUGH TATTOOINE I ROAMED
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Any of you fags use google before?
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>>64261337
Nobody cares about the in universe reason JJ made up.

It's about why he decided to do it in the first place.
Namely, Hideous Kojimbles >>64257610
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>>64261337
I'll google you, you queer.
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STANDING
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Is he going to live forever?
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>>64261737
This is a 240 year old robot.
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>>64257446
Dark Horse still has the rights for Star Wars comic books.
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>>64262205

Explain >>64261684 then.
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Punished C3PO
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Is C3PO conscious?
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The red arm is so Disney can get merchandising dollars from fans who feel compelled to buy the new model. There was no narrative reason for it.
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>>64258054
>>64258819
>>64261066
very nice
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>>64262205
What are you smoking? No it doesn't. Marvel does, because Disney owns Marvel.

There's a reason Star Wars #1 was the best selling comic this year and it isn't because they used the same comic from the 70's...

They relaunched under Marvel.
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Yeah, the red arm is 100% entirely for merchandising.

Nope, it wasn't meant to show a long time has passed and C-3PO has been through many new battles...

Not at all. There was absolutely no writing involved whatsoever.

Jesus /tv/ is as bad as /v/ sometimes
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>>64261337
>another droid's sacrifice

the comrades i've lost
won't stop hurting
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>>64264672
No. Droids can't use the Force, thus they aren't truly alive.
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>>64264696
>actually believing this
just wow
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>>64257571
this is what happens when you're so blinded by nostalgia you can't even see a nostalgic moment for what it is because you're too focused on hating it for not being the original.
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Literally Iron Man marketing
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He fisted Jabba's daughter and broke her hymen.
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>>64257610
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
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>>64259436

so are you saying Anakin was basically that Muslim terrorist everyone thought was clever?
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>>64257383
R2, THIS IS THE ENEMY! AND HE'S ON HIS KNEES!
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Will R2 become his Kaz?
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>>64265006
i died
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>>64257383
Original arm became corroded fisting Leia elbow deep in the ass every night so it needed replacement.
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>>64257383
He's a 60 year old droid.
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>>64257383
It's HK-47's arm. At night it detaches itself from the pedo-droid and scrabbles around looking for meatbags to kill.
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>>64258054
>>64258819
THEY CALL ME THE CRAZY HERMIT
BUT MY NAME IS OBI WAN KENOBI

ON THE SECOND DAY I BROUGHT HIM A LIGHTSABER
HE HAD MORE MIDICHLORIANS THAN ANY YOUNGLING I'VE SEEN
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