The fact that she has a career at all is 100% proof that Jews run the media.
>Miss Piggy in the live action Muppets movie
>>64253182
ppl shit on her nonstop... why. she is not THAT visible. also whenever i see this thread i tell myself i should listen to her standup once more and listento her tv show again and list all the GOOD JOKES. there are many.
>>64253359
>liking any female "comedians"
Goodbye, Reddit.
>>64253182
>jews literally in the majority of CEO and other high ranking media positions
>some fat pig comedian has a career is the actual proof tho
>>64253359
>Every female comedian
>ugh I'm so fat guys
>also I'm such a huge slut
>Peroids are hilarious right ooh man
>By the way I'm like a REALLY huge slut, but it's okay because I own up to it
>Food joke that is also a slight at how insecure I am about my weight
Nah man I'm good
>>64253359
>liking Amy Schumer
Hello Tumblr
sorry but you're gay if you wouldn't.
DUDE VAGINAS LMAO
>>64254282
kek a condom got stuck in my service!
She's a slightly prettier Melissa McCarthy without Paul Feig carrying her career.
>>64254164
you probably didnt notice, but that dress is literally an optical illusion to make her look slimmer.
they were pretty popular 3 years ago
>>64253182
The fact that she has a career at all is 100% due to her sucking the right dick at the right time.
>>64254076
Most of comedians are shit anyway
>>64254352
>service
>>64254570
>Looool women build their careers sucking dicks
back to reddit with le ebin sexism
>>64254532
she's not a 10 but she's cute enough to fuck is all I'm saying
Reminder. Its going to be 2016. If you don't find Amy Schumer attractive you're a misogynist, ugh.
>>64254570
>Posts Reddit: the comedian
>>64254682
But it's true. They were dating at the time and it was him who got her foot in the door with the roasts.
>>64254725
fuck that's disappointing. at least she's still whiter than everyone on /pol/.
>>64253182
She's only famous because her uncle is senator Chuck Schummer.
Anti-nepotism revolution, in which every influential person gets right fully slaughtered for their crimes and a true meritocracy is enforced, when?
>>64254735
Not saying he's any better, but he got his start through his own material. Greg Giraldo passed away shortly before the Trump Roast and CC needed a new comedian, they asked comedians to submit material and his was the best. She piggybacked on his success. Like him or not, the very fact that it was his material - and a fair amount of luck - that got him his career is admirable.
>>64253991
Maria Bamford is pretty GOAT though
she's silly and cute and makes me laugh
>>64253182
Never seen her stand up or her movies. But I have watched the gif where John Cena is her boyfriend. If Hollywood thinks a hamplanet like her could land a man like that then truly we are doomed as a society.
>>64254789
>White
>Jew
Pick one.
>>64254913
john cena fucks anything that walks. he talks about it on a howard stern interview.
stern interviewed amy schumer too and she apparently dated dolph lundgren, similar type of guy and build.
4chan's so deluded in their virgin fantasy world.
somebody post that one youtube video with celebrities where she looks beyond awful
>>64255063
I will bet my life she's whiter than you.
>>64255069
>4chan's so deluded in their virgin fantasy world.
Is that why you think she's fucked Dolph Lundgren?
>>64255069
Dolph Lundgren is old as dirt and a washed up celebrity. John Cena is beloved by millions of12 year oldsaround the world.
>>64255069
pro wrestlers like the chin since they're homos
>>64255150
I think she fucked dolph lundgren because she said she did and john cena said he'd bang the fattest landwhale in the world just to say he did it so it's not weird to imagine guys like that fucking girls like her
>>64255069
>Dolph Lundgren
>citation needed
John Cena might fuck everything under the sun but would a man of that build date Schumer like she is now?
>>64255063
>Jew
>has a tat
Nah farn not a pure Jew, jewish girls are actually qt af
>inb4 good goy
not a goy, so I would know
>>64254164
I would but I'd rather not.
>>64255328
this
>MovieChambers.com writer Paul Chambers also criticized Schumer's looks in his review of
Trainwreck.
>"Amy Schumer is one of those borderline beauties," he wrote. "You glance at her one moment, and she's very attractive. But, then a few seconds later, her pug face materializes and you know why she chose a standup career. Well, it's not all standup."
>>64254725
>>64254725
Holy fuck that tat is embarrassing.
>>64254687
Yeah but you would feel ashamed afterward, have some self respect.
>>64255229
>like she is now
maybe.
like she was during this interview yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQCUST6tLmM
listen to the interview. why would she make up such an elaborate story.
I think the average dudebro would bang her. no one cares about your jew meme irl. blonde chubby white sluts get banged whenever they want.
>>64255425
>Lundgren
>Ziggler
One of these is not like the other. Because they're different people.
>>64255425
Average dudebro would bang her because she is average. But she is being shown as this very above average and talented actor/comedian. I'd bang her too if she worked a 9to5 at some coffee shop or was a receptionist. No one that's at her level would date her. A lot might fuck her, but not marry/date.
reminder
>>64253182
Not just because of Jews but she's also a massive cunt IRL and everyone knows the worlds made for sociopaths nowadays
>>64255552
zolph diggler or whatever his name is did and he's yoked as fuck. yeah you would bang her but you can't. she's out of your league dude. get over it.
>>64255567
>reminder that a women who is very open and honest about the fact that her body is objective shit has an objectively shitty body
Youre doing gods work anon
>>64253991
Chelsea Peretti is funnier than most other female comedians.
>>64255656
dolph ziggler dumped her ass and she got fat
what's difficult to understand?
>>64255567
I wonder if she makes pig noises while having sex
>>64254164
>>64254687
see
>>64254725
I wouldn't. And you're a fag for doing so.
>>64255150
Pretty sure he meant dolph ziggler
>>64255656
Was she dating him before or after she gained all that baby weight? Her earlier photos yeah she is attractive. She isn't my type, I have fucked and dated a girl much more attractive than Amy Schumer.
I think everyones beef with Schumer is that she gives off a cunt vibe and has this "I am funny" for no apparent reason other than magazines and news articles telling us. Maybe its because I find female humor very boring and unimaginative. But it helps if they are good looking, which Schumer is not currently.
>>64253182
/tv/ why are you so afraid of women? being a gay man since i can remember i never give them a second thought, why cant you guys just get over it too?
>>64255656
she wasnt as ugly and fat then, but also hes trying to have a backup comedy career if and when he stops wrestling and she was a way to get in. I'm sure Ziggler isnt picky about he who fucked/fucks since hes probably boned out the hottest bitches in every continent.
>>64255228
>>>64255150
>I think she fucked dolph lundgren because she said she did
I once fucked Christina Hendricks. And just because I said I did you should believe me.
>>64255698
that she dated famous bodybuilders and comedians that are better looking than you.
Gentile female stand up comics and comedic actresses are funny with out relying on "i'm a woman, muh vagina, i love getting railed by the BBC".
They rarely ever have big careers.
Brett Buttler and Rosanne Bar made careers out of being white trash years before Foxworthy and his Redneck Comedy tour.
>>64255874
>rosanne bar
>gentile
>>64254076
this tbqh
>>64255266
>not a goy
My mom taught me not to trust what thee jewish man says
>>64255921
>d
damn it
sneaky jews are everywhere
>>64253182
My alcoholic aunt thinks she's funny
>>64253991
fuck you m80
>>64255662
>very open and honest about the fact that her body is objective shit
source?
Just a reminder that jews in general consider all show business to be a form of prostitution and for a long time used "goys" as acting talent because they felt it was beneath them (and their women) to do so.
But since the times are so degenerate and fame put on a pedestal, even the ugliest and creatively bankrupt of jews wishes to be stars.
However, they are still seen as prostitutes by their own people. So don't worry about Schumer or Silverman or Dunham, because even their fellow kikes look down on them too.
>>64255069
>Dolph Lundgren
You mean Dolph ZIGGLER. They dated.
She broke up with him as the sex was too rough.
>>64255069
>john cena fucks anything that walks. he talks about it on a howard stern interview.
does cena say that or howard
howard a shit btw
>>64254725
She looks like a half melted marshmallow.
>>64256081
well they are brothers, it was an honest mistake.
>>64255567
>>64255701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSvf8eVa0g
>>64255955
i really really like this image
>>64256118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX6cxmRauZk
>>64256164
Save it my friend it's all yours !
>>64256159
original roar is still the best
Jews want to tear down everything white people have held sacred starting with Christ and ending with video games.
>>64256184
thanks, Ill watch it later
>>64254687
That version I miiigght fuck.
>>64254725
And this version I'd toss straight out a fucking window.
>>64253182
Or that she's funny and you just dislike her because she's not your thing and you're overthinking it.
>>64254164
>>64254687
>>64254725
>>64255567
>>64253182
I liked her on the roast she first appeared on. Her routine was Greg Giraldo-tier.
Everything I've seen since? Not impressed.
her movie trainrekt come out in my country last week
very very funny
ms piggy is great actress with comeding timing and i hope she make more funny movie and mybe gets tits out
all you people hate ms piggy are male bum lovers
>>64253338
Why wouldn't Miss Piggy just play herself?
>>64256718
gonna watch this. goal body and goal gf
>>64256854
You want to date John Cena and look like a fatty?
>>64254725
Looks like my gf tbqh, nice cute tummy.
>>64256904
>he wouldn't date John Cena
>>>/r/eddit
>>64256974
B.B.But reddit told me to go back here after I explained how the holocaust didn't happen but even so it was really awesome because it nearly stopped the world from having Amy Schumer ruining comedy.
YOU HATE HER, YET YOU CONTINUE TO POST IN THREADS ABOUT HER, MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
>>64254065
Check the fat pig's surname and connect the dots, faggot.
