whatcha doing for new yeras /tv/?
I don't do anything on new yeras.
I'm jewnish.
>>64239398
Literally staying home get drunk and watch movies
drinking with my gf and her friend.
>>64239398
gonna get drunk and go to a strip club by myself t b h
This post reminded me that I forgot my own birthday this year.
>>64239398
Wanted to be alone and just get a cabin in the woods.
There's still no snow here in NY though so fuck that.
No comfy fireplace crackling while snow hits the quiet ground.
I'll avoid chanting Klaatu barada nikto if I do go.
>>64239398
celebrating at home with my wife and her children
>>64239487
:^)
>>64239549
sorry anon
>>64239549
I know this feel. I also get annoyed when people remind me of when it is.
i wanted to stay at my dad's on my own but he is making me go to my mom's because he doesn't want me to be on my own at new year why are normies such fucking kikes bros?
probably going to kill myself.
Putting pasta on my head!
>>64239398
delete this. can't stand it when you guys tempt me to open up
>>64239756
This thread is just as depressing as I knew it would be
>>64239756
This
LOTR marathon
My tradition is to watch Apocalypse Now
I'll be in my bed. I'm quite ill.
nothing
>>64239756
Same.
Probably just the usual of getting drunk with my friends and watching stupid movies
Going out with the boys to catch force awakens for the 3rd time
>>64240108
>i have half those circles filled in
>and nothing to show for it
>>64240291
how old are you?
>>64240010
I watched them on Boxing Day, good times
For NYE I'm joining a group of hippies going camping, to go get stoned in the woods
Going to rent a hotel room with my buddies, play Destiny, dance and get drunk.
>>64240508
sounds kinda gay
getting drunk and bar. usual weekend.
taking my wife's son to see Star Wars
>>64239613
>>64239631
Thanks. At least I have my memes.
Watch some movies, play some games, take a little pause when all the idiots start being loud outside and be there for my cat.
He's always terrified by all that noise.
>>64239398
Head to some bars in the city with my best mate, talk to some drunk girls
>>64239398
working the graveyard shift in casino security. nobody gets the day off.
>>64239398
>Be devastated this year
>Completely forget to make plans for the NYE until yesterday
>Now it's too late
I guess I'll spend it at home.
Wasn't gonna have fun either way.
Christ, my life's in the toilet right now. Can't wait to get my shit together.
I have the day off work and it's going to be hot and sunny. Going to get a a slab of beer and sit in the sun drinking it all day waiting for someone to call me up or text me an invite to something. When they don't I switch to rum and get drunk alone.
>>64240607
have fun
>>64240661
I considered getting drunk and going into the city to the casino alone. I did that one random weekend night once after getting really drunk and calling a cab to take me into the city and ended up leaving the casino with $1600. Went to a brothel and then went home with a severe hangover. I really can't do that this year though. if I my pay goes through before New Year's I've got two bills due this week and debt that I want to clear by June.
>>64239823
this guys got it
Don't feel sad, lonelyfags.
I'll be here on NYE, shitposting right next to you.
>>64240108
>In 7 and a half years I'll be halfway through that chart and I have absolutely nothing to show for me life.
Why did I waste my life. 2016 is going to be the year I start living life right.
>>64240108
what is this supposed to indicate
>>64240941
It's not enough Anon, It's not. Enough. Why were we born to be faggots in tjhis world
>>64241100
How many weeks you have left in your life.
>>64241100
Each day of your life
I always have boring lonely new years eves
Was invited to a party by my only childhood friend.
Would rather stay home alone and drink because i see no point in trying to have sex when your dick is 14cm erect. That and acne and being out of shape as a result of being depressed because of my penis size and acne.
I pretty much only live to eat food, watch movies to escape reality and get shitfaced every weekend.
Every year I get invited by normies to do something but I just stay alone in my room
>>64240010
>>64240050
good ideas
I don't think I've done anything for New Years in ten years.
I don't really give a shit. Time is a fucking farce anyway.
Just something made up by men so that people can show up at a place at an exact moment and have direct control over each other's lives.
Same thing I do every night, drink alone while shitposting here.
I planned to cooking a delicious dinner, drink some wine and watch some movies.
Turned out I'm not getting paid from my wagecuck job until January so I'm left with literally no money and I'm gonna eat what's left here (basically nothing) for the next week, so yeah, eating shit and watching movies. Great start of the new year.
>>64241172
any nudes of this semen dmeon?
>>64242072This old relic? Only bad quality my friend, overshadowed by feet mcgee and the ice lesbians. Best there is her daughter getting DPed by dolphins.
Turning my sound machine on full blast to drown out the fireworks and cheer. Shedding a few tears. Telling myself 2016 will be better.
Working.
>>64242417
>Working.
What did he mean by this?
>>64242417
>>64242447
was it rape?
>>64241547
>your dick is 14cm erect
Like the majority of men? 14cm is standard dude wtf.
Low self-esteem and anxiety seem to be your problems. Just get over yourself. Accept the invitation, but don't go there to fuck that girl. Just go there and have fun.
>>64239478
This.
>>64240010
I already finished this years. Each rewatch they hold up less and less, like my grasp on reality and life. What a shame.
>>64239478
that was my halloween
>>64239398
yearly rewatch of Drive and maybe take some pictures of fireworks
alone of course
;_:
Get drunk with friends, go clubbing, get laid.
>inb4 normie
>>64240973
Don't just say that shit either. Actually do it. Discipline yourself, and never rely on motivation.
going to watch the OU game with my poor friends at our rich friends house
hes a wiiu/ps4 dude.
who /BOOMERSOONER/ here?
>>64242572
>>inb4 normie
what part of get out do you annoying fucks not get? I thought normies were suppose to pick up on shit like that?
>>64242572
Fuck off normie
>>64242572
You're literally despicable. But shallow too, so I feel a little sorry for you. The only reason you can do what you do with such glee is because the rest of society can as well. The "normal" thing to do is nothing more than one big circlejerk hugbox of insecurity, festering on and on.
>>64240409
Sounds good, going to a spa innawoods with a bunch of friends myself. Wouldn't be much fun camping in this snow.
>>64242638
On the internet, everything's reversed.
The shut-in losers are the rockstars and the socially accepted popular kids are the awkward retards who can't pick up on simple cues.
>>64242695
You can come along if you want to.
>when I go out I always fuckdifferent girls u jelly? ;;ppppp
I'm not leaving the house because I just don't have the energy to pretend to be sociable this week
>>64239471
>not going out and drink on goyim new year while being with family on Rosh Hashanah
If you have your own place staying at home on NYE isn't really that bad. But if you have flatmates/live with your parents if fucking sucks.
>>64242516
that was my everyday of my life
Gonna pretend I have a cold so family wouldn't ask dumb shit
>>64242572
>get laid
You mean try and fail
>>64242638
>>64242643
>>64242695
>muh sekrt club!!!1111
>no one who is better than me allowed!!!!!111
fuck off back to your containment board
>>>/r9k/
>reddit.com/r/feels
>>64243709
the irony
>>64239756
this tbhfam
snort coke with my cousins
>>64240682
weren't you a normie
>>64243809
sounds like fun burh
probably take some acid with someone or by myself and freak
i celebrate new year whenever i want but not this week
>>64243973
woah you are like so different
>>64242638
I don't understand the appeal of New Years Eve. Having to pretend I'm funny, that I want to talk with strangers. Everyone is having fun for no reason other than being sociable. I hate it. I hate the hypocrisy. These people are not happy so why they pretend to be happy in a single day of the year? There's no reason. I don't have to be amiable and talk to people in that day. I don't want to hug a stranger and wish him Happy New Year. I don't have to.
>>64239756
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
I'm doing acid with a bunch of qts
>>64244135
What if they are actually happy?
>not being a happy drunk
Also just celebrate with a few friends you actually want to be around and not a club. Done.
>>64241993
what film?
The same thing I do every year
Pick up the car, park in the middle of the woods, watch movies on my cellphone, sleep there, go back home on the next day and tell my parents how much fun I had hanging out with my friends on our new years party so they don't know mow much of a failure their son is.
Going to post "IT'S 2016" threads at east 50 times on /tv/.
Sitting at home probably playing World of Warcraft while I fingerfuck some knives I collect.
>no friends
>live with mom
>have no interest in going out to get drunk, too fat to get drunk anyway
>>64244273
Why not just get back at 2?
At least you have a car I guess.
>>64244294
>too fat to get drunk
Holy fuck, is this a thing? Can you drink a whole bottle of vodka and feel nothing?
>>64244294
>too fat to get drunk anyway
That is how you get bitches
>>64239687
>go to your mom's on new year's
>get drunk with her
>fuck her
>no longer virgin
>tell your dad
>he no longer tells you to go to her place
win win m8
>>64239549
Hi Nick
How's Daisy?
>>64244382
I go to sleep about midnight, so waking up at 2am to go back home is a mctually more uncomfortable than just getting up normally,
>>64244400
I lose interest in drinking way before I get even close to inebriated. Drinking something that doesn't even taste pleasant just for the hope that I'll eventually be drunk isn't worth it for me.
I'm like 5'9"-5'10" and 365lbs~ for reference. The closest I've been to being drunk is slightly tipsy.
>>64244413
I don't think even drunk bitches want someone my size, and I'm not Chad enough to woo even a drunk girl.
>>64244413
It is biologically impossible to people with zero social skills to talk with woman without getting drunk, I can only look them in the eye afther my third shot of tequila.
>>64244506
>I lose interest in drinking way before I get even close to inebriated. Drinking something that doesn't even taste pleasant just for the hope that I'll eventually be drunk isn't worth it for me.
You really should try harder, if you have a problem wooing girls, getting drunk is the cure for that.
>>64244273
This is what I do during University days lol so my parents still think I'm enrolled. Hope I muster up the balls to die before they find out.
I think my little sister's onto me, goes out of her way to hang out with me by watching TV shows I know she doesn't really enjoy just to be able to have something she can talk to me about. We're never been especially close, 6 years younger than me and I wonder sometimes if she'll rat me out to our parents (assuming they aren't already clued in).
She'll probably try again to come hang out in my room late at night while claiming she didn't like what her friends had planned for NYE. I used to find it sweet but now it's just painful.
>>64239398
Playing video games, watching tv, shitposting on /tv/, drinking eggnog and spending time with family
>>64244479
Well stay awake until 2 and return.
Most of the time New Years Eve parties dies at 2 for some reason.
Isn't if weird if you come back at 6 and aren't tired?
>>64244506
Yes you can when I was fat as fuck like you I got more girls than now because now I am at that weird inbetween chubby weight where I still don't look good but also can't drink a lot anymore.But try losing some weight in 2016
>>64244400
No but you can drink a bottle and still function where all the others are already out of it
>>64244542
And that is the beauty of alcohol.
It made women show interest in me because A.) they were way drunker than me B.) infally I was talking and even cracking jokes
>>64244594
I honestly can't imagine being drunk is worth it.
I've drank with friends, don't get me wrong. And by the time they're completely sloshed I'm still sober enough to pass any sobriety test that could be thrown at me.
Even if I did get drunk enough I still don't think I'm capable of getting a girl to fuck me.
watch synecdoche new york on repeat
>>64239398
Coke and ecstasy while brown bagging 40's downtown with friends
I'm going to order a shitload of fast food, according to the doctor I will have to stop eating garbage food and I will have to get in a diet supervised by the fucking goverment, starting next year.
>tfw no more pizza
I fucking love pizza I don't know what I will do without it
>>64244617
Dude she want to fuck, try brushing her teeth
>>64244663
what family members?
Fugue
Where the fuck you at?
Working at a movie theater. Please pick up your crab legs you fucking autists.
>>64244617
This is sad. My relatives do this too. It somehow makes it even worse because their presence reminds you what a failure you are.
Tbh, I think most people do feel miserable close to NYE. Most people aren't Stacys or Chads.
>>64244706
I am telling you, you are. I thought the same but if you get out there it will happen.
Being the straight guy when everybody else is half dead is GOOD.
>>64241848
>Time is a farce made up by men
>>64241848
>time is a farce
Lmao what the fuck man, it's a simple fucking concept about how things change over a duration - what the fuck else do you propose we use? ARE YOU ANTI-CLOCKS?
If you want a better appreciation of time look up Blackholes / Time Dilation.
Shitposting it is
>>64241172
why is 2D so much better ?
>>64244617
you American or what because it doesn't sound like it
>>64242564
>>64244231
wtf is there to be happy about ?
life is literally hell
>>64245282
When you have a nice girl to cum in, make decent money and have a hobby you are passionate about it isn't.
You also don't care as much about all the bullshit
Another year, another disappointment. Talking to people and pretending to be social and friendly is getting harder and harder.
my friend suggested we go out but it turns out he has to go to church (religious family), so just funposting tbqh
>>64245368
I come back home like a zombie after a 9 hour draining shift and have no will to do anything but lay in bed.
>>64239398
New Years used to be my least favorite holiday.
My current least favorite is 4th of July, because my house burned down on that day. New Years still bites the big one though.
>>64239398
Sleeping, I don't bother with new years.
Going toLiverpool
I swear next year I will fly to Vegas.
Anybody from Vegas here? What are you going to do?
Hosting a masquerade.
got 40 people coming over, gonna be sweet.
>>64245737
how awful
>>64245793
wow that sounds sweet
>>64242478
thanks
>>64245793
Is /tv/ invited? We'll bring memes and awkward silence.
>>64245737
They'll steal your memes
>>64239598
Here have a you for your cheap bait poor anon
Nothing. Haven't really done anything for New Year's Ever since 2009.
Probably will just watch a movie on TV and post on here.
>>64239398
did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdxhgGTheyI
>>64245873
Anyone from /tv/ is ofcourse invited, it's in Oslo, Norway though.
>>64245698
>At 12? The hell? And why not just go with them? There will probably be some bored qts
he's black and i'm not going to some evangelical black church at midnight looking like dylann roof
>>64245915
ewwww
>>64242188
Shitty handwriting, if you have the opportunity you should kill yourself.
>>64242876
That is why I am going to an hotel in the next city. Cant stand the family talking about me being alone at home while celebrating new years.
>>64241848
>Time is a fucking farce
kek, reminds of "fun is a buzzword"
>>64246046
Yeah that is probably better.
But I get it get's expensive on New years.
MDMA
it's going to be lovely
>>64246165
are you white trash?
>>64239398
Pic related. No confetti. No bar. ...No wheelchair.
So how many of you are sick of all the bullshit while living for this shit and are gonna come out asEarth rockers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xujYZsuf-S0
>>64246115
>posting trashley
kill yourself
>>64246182
No, just Dutch
>>64246238
No idea who that it but I can stop if it upsets you that much
>>64244078
sauce?
I'll probably go to my parent's party. I don't like going out but I do it so rarely I can make an exception.
>>64246332
that is a yes then
>>64246388
Your new years night
spoiler alert btw
>>64246428
why is this so hot
>>64246428
>>64246497
Wrong pic
>>64239487
boyfriend?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A93L2in.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>64246428
>(you)
>>64246667
>(you)
>>64246721
kees is bro as fuck
>>64240376
Not him, but just do the math. It's probably 38.
>>64246767
>picking worst Kees
>>64242572
gtfo
I don't need to get more depressed
>>64241848
>Time is a fucking farce anyway.
No. It's a unit of measurement.
Getting drunk, stoned, and playing Beyblades for money
>>64239398
Party at a metal head's friend.
It's probably going to be lame, since he'll invite all his metal head friends.
>>64247036
Seconds are
Time is a metaphysical something something I didn't go to philosophy
>>64247067
>Beyblades for money
whith who
>>64246428
Lads
I'll be going snowboarding with my girlfriend and a good group of friends.
>>64247120
He means whoring his ass you retarded newfag
>>64247120
My friends and I wanted to set something up like all those old Beyblade ads so that's what we did. Just me and 20 something people blowing our cash on a top game that's not dradle
>>64244231
Where's her massive dong.
Thanks for nothing. Fag.
New Year's Day I was thinking I'd start the year off right and watch Raging Bull
New Year's Eve I'm gonna cry myself to sleep looking at pictures of Rooney Mara's hands
>>64239398
Drinking away the loneliness.
>>64244135
People are strange, when you're a stranger.
>>64241993
how do you need to get paid from your job to cook literally one fucking meal? is your bank acct completely empty?
>>64240050
watch heart of darkness the documentary. i usually watch them back to back its so great
>>64242876
>If you have your own place staying at home on NYE isn't really that bad.
I have my own place but it still feels lonesome staying home alone on NYE. I wish I had friends.
Gonna stay home with muh parents my brother...we got the top floor for ourselves...i got my high school buddy coming and my gf will be there too. Gonna get shitfaced and watch dark star again like we did in 2k9 or sth like that...what else can we watch? I need sth retarded funny..but not blart the mall copper... or high the christmas weeedpot
>>64244751
Are you in a commie country? Where is the freedom to fat.
go to my best friends party and take acid
>>64242188
wow you write just as bad as me
Just gonna stay in and watch movies/play video games like every year.
>>64245913
>tfw my only party invite for New Years is from an anon in Oslo, Norway
>tfw i live in New Zealand so probably won't make it
>>64249263
why?
>>64249274
there are neets in New Zealand?
>>64239398
have a disappointing small town night where i inevitably talk to the same guys and go to the same bars
might go to the city for a similar experience but whats the worth
fuck it i like drinking i suppose
Staying home with my parents, cooking, then drinking and watching some movies
>>64239487
NORMIE GET OUT
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64239756
I lack the constitution for suicide.
>>64239756
Are you me?
>>64240737
i know this feel
>>64239398
Wageslaving it up for minimum wage :^)
>>64247086
Those faggots better play motorhead non stop or they're all a bunch of posers.
probably nothing. but im with my family which is even worse; they'll give me shit for having no social life and be extra annoying when i'm just trying to watch movies.
Doing lots of cocaine and making loud electronic noise
>>64241993
Just fill up a shopping cart at a supermarket and walk out pham. It's pretty easy to get away with at most places.
At least Euro anons have the excuse of terror for staying in
With some friends. Wish I was spending it alone though. I find some comfort in loneliness. After so many years of being alone, it becomes part of you.
>>64251300
Still not good because you always get shit from others.
Probably just chilling with my parents, who I only see one every year or two. The ex wife of one of my good friends has been chasing me to do "something fun" with her for new years Eve, but that sounds like all sorts of trouble waiting to happen.
>>64251556
>The ex wife of one of my good friends has been chasing me to do "something fun" with her for new years Eve,
Hot. Naughty. Made me erect.
>>64251601
I can give her your number if you like
>these shitty holidays
everyone used to tell me to cheer up, but when i started having fun they started to cry and got jealous of my happiness
>>64251675
>when i started having fun they started to cry
Maybe have fun without stabbing people
>>64251300
>I find some comfort in loneliness. After so many years of being alone, it becomes part of you
this tbbh, I was out with friends earlier and it was great catching up with them and reminicing but ive realised that being alone is where I really feel complete nowadays
>>64251722
i thought someone would interpret my post like that
>>64251300
>After so many years of being alone, it becomes part of you.
Holy shit man, this.
I wish i wasn't like this though.
>>64244413
dem boobies my lawd
>consumerists so brainwashed they go out and celebrate on government mandated days its acceptable to celebrate
>>64251666
I'm just a stranger to her. Less hot.
Going to a club with friends and getting shit faced.
I hope i can go with a happy mentality because i'm not really in the mood and i would rather just spend it alone or with my family but they're far away.
Also the woman i like is going to be there but since i'm emotionally broken seeing her is hell.
But at least my good friends are going to be there and happy i have them in my life.
Alsoi still haven't seen Episode VII
>>64239398
last year i was trying to cure my autism, so for the months leading up to new years i made new friends, we went out every weekend.
They were pretty good at picking up women and they helped teach me, and i was actually doing pretty well.
After going out for 5 months 4 times a week, I got to the point where i almost fucked two girls, though they were fatties and i could have lost my v card both times but i just couldn't force myself to fuck them.
Anyway, new years 2014 i went to vegas with my friend. We were having a great time when 10 minutes before the ball drops, two bouncers came up to me threw me on the ground and started yelling at that i was starting fights and punching people.
I told them i didn't do shit, they called the cops and at exactly 12:00 i was in the back of the cop car.
Since that night i tried to recover what little confidence i earned but every time i went out something bad would happen to me.After a few months of still going out with no confidence, basically just watching my friends take girls home, my car was stolen and totaled and that was when i hit my lowest point.
A year ago exactly, i was filled with hope, i'd just gotten to vegas, i was sure i could fuck a cute girl by new years, i had friends, and things were looking up.
A year later, I'm worse off then i was before i decided to go out because now i have a taste of being normal, but now i have nothing.
Still fighting the charges the cops are trying to pin on me with no end in sight, can't afford a new car so i bike twenty miles to work and back everyday, a shitty job that just gave me a pay cut, no friends, i haven't had the confidence to even try talking to women again since last new years and i can't even go to the gym so I'm losing what little muscle mass i'd been working so hard to get.
Basically i was gonna just jerk off into a sock, and maybe go to bed a little early so i could have a nice long sleep and hope that maybe next year my life won't suck so much.
>>64252409
This is what you get for trying.
I gave up many years ago.
I can't drink because it's a condition on my probation and I don't want to sacrifice my freedom (jail) for a little escape.
So, besides evaluating my life choices that led me here, I'm doing nothing. No escape. Just harsh reality.
>>64252823
How would they know if you just like asked someone to get you alcohol?
>>64253088
To be honest, they wouldn't know. It's non-reporting. But the thing is, fuck it. It's my punishment. I have integrity. Escape isn't as important to me. I remember my intake, and I remember how the officers treated everyone like trash, non-humans. That college test they did in the 50s or 60s where they put students in the role of prisoners or jailors? It's so representational except cops are so much worse with throwing their authority over you around. And that's just processing. Jail has to be 10x worse. Why even fuck with it? I have Damocles' sword above my head. No, just no.
>>64253386
>But the thing is, fuck it. It's my punishment. I have integrity.
Good for you man, not many people think like that.
You're on the right path i think.
>>64244751
I feel you my friend. Half a year ago I drastically reduced my XL pizza consumption from at least a week to once a month at most now. It hurts but the weight you keep off from those carb nukes is significant enough to keep it going. I can still eat burgers and fries even.
>>64241854
Can always spot the teenagers because you always glamorize drinking and lament what an "alcoholic" you are. As bad as the idiots who smoke one bowl and suddenly everything in their life is about weed.
>>64239756
I was unironically planning the exact same thing
my friends want to go to the club.. I hate it but I don't want to ruin the night for everyone (we are a small group) so I'm going
I don't know how to pick up girls and honestly I don't care, what kind of girls can you find at the club anyway? plus in general I got tired of women and their muh feelings/feminism/communism bullshits
alcohol will be expensive as fuck so I can't get drunk
music will be too loud so we won't even talk
club will be too crowded so dance is going to be impossible
it's 5 am, I go to sleep now
I hope I get sick in these two days
