> You two. My office. Now!
>you two. My subreddit. NOW!
>Don't you die on me!
>You're a lose cannon, Majors. You're of the case.
>JUST
>You can't fire me! I quit!
>Hold all my calls and cancel all my appointments
>>64239190
>will you please give us the room
>10 people leave the room so 2 can talk alone
NO ONE does this in real life, ask to give the room i mean
>It may not be ____ but it sure is _____
>If Mr.Roberts catches wind of this, we're toast!
>it cant get any worse
>*noise*
>its worse
>"Where are we?"
>Don't you mean when are we?"
>>64239190
I love this comfy pepe
>>64239416
Idiot, reddit is the 83 active Star Wars threads. Trope threads are as old as /tv/
>>64239465
Hello Reddit
>>64239416
Hello, Reddit
>>64239416
>found reddit
>hola reddit!
> I've got the DA breathing down my neck!
>>64239416
wassup wikipedia?
> I got you now!
> **click**
>>64239496
>>64239488
>>64239486
Ironic Redditing is still Redditing
>>64239459
Name at least four cinemas and two kinos, or alternatively, name twelve movies or films where this happened.
>>64239587
what if he wants to name 32 flicks?
>>64239623
It would have to be 40 flicks then. My rating system is odd but that's how it works out to be, trust be desu cuck senpai.
>Woosah!
>She with you?
>I thought she was with you
>SHOT OF NEW YORK
>ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
>BUSY STREETS AND PEOPLE SHOPPING
>*beeeeep*
>..."Hello?"
>"Hello?!"
>>64239849
>tfw you remember Christmas is over
I never give a fuck about it until it's too late :(
>>64239190
name one movie where this happens
>>64239222
name one movie where this happens
>>64239233
name one movie where this happens
>>64239265
name one movie where this happens
>>64239279
name one movie where this happens
>>64239324
name one movie where this happens
>>64239287
name one movie where this happens
>>64239337
name one movie where this happens
>>64239388
name one movie where this happens
>>64239501
name one movie where this happens
> Why? Because it's 2015.
=>>64239233
>"Any last words?"
>BANG
>character's eyes previously tightly closed open
>gunman standing stock still, with a shocked expression
>camera pans
>character thought to be dead holding a smoking pistol
>"What? Thought you could get rid of me that easy?"
>cocky smile
>>64239944
Good evening, Reddit!
> Bounty hunter shoots first at point blank range
> Misses
>"THIS PLACE IS *BEEP* WE NOT GONNA GET ANYTHING HERE"
>"BETTER WORTH MY MONEY"
>"WHAT. THE. HELL. IS THAT?!!!
>TITLE EXPLODES INTO THE SCREEN
>Commercial Break
>TITLE EXPLODES INTO THE SCREEN
>"WHAT. THE. HELL. IS THAT?!!!
>That. Was. AWESOME!
>>64240051
Still lol at the "original nintendo" guy offing himself kek
>>64240069
>NO WAY! DID YOU FREAKING SEE THAT?
>>64240002
>D-do I fit in yet guise?
>GUISE??
>>64240112
>I am reddit
>>64239416
why do you insist in ruining every thread?
>>64239416
cancerous derailer
>>64239587
Best I can do is twenty flicks
>>64240175
>>64240203
Hello reddits
>>64240231
how about 35 joints
I want reddit to leave
MY SON COULDA GOT KILLED
>>64240175
Because he's a faggot.
reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
>Someone, or SOMETHING?
>Did you see that? No, that
>>64240051
kek'd
>walks into bar
>orders a "beer"
>>64240515
>Walks into a bar
>"Just the usual" or "Leave the bottle"
>Is that all you've got?
>He's behind me, isn't he?
>It's gonna blow!!!
>We've got company!
>Don't die on me!
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>Get outta there!!!
>You just don't get it do you?
>I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you
>You look like shit
>It's not what it looks like
>____ is my middle name!
>We're not so different, you and I
>If you touch one hair on her head...
>Sit down and shut up
>There's a storm coming
>Don't do anything stupid
>Tell ____ I love her
>I wouldn't do that if I were you
>Yeah, you better run!
>What's plan B? This is plan B!!!!
>>64240869
>What's plan B?
>RUN!
>trope threads are a /tv/ trope itself
It's like poetry.
>get the gun
>what gun?
>the one in the trunk
>okay, thanks!
>Protagonist is a woman and gets kicked in the crotch
>magically doesn't hurt
>gentleman, leave us alone please
>not you!
The Martian had tons of these cringe scenes >>64239944
