Itt before they got their big break
Those cleavages got me a big break if you know what I mean
>>64236069
what do you mean?
>>64236069
What did he mean by this?
Evangeline Lilly in smallville
>>64236033
>mfw I read that as "Itt before they got their big BLACK break"
>>64236069
Huh?
>>64236069
what?
>>64236069
Hey man, do you mind explaining this one for me? Kind of confused. Thanks.
Elizabeth Olsen in Martha Marcy May Marlene
>>64236069
I don't know what you mean
>>64236069
Very confusing - I have no idea what you're talking about! Bad.
>>64236381
nice
>>64236476
It's a great little movie, Anon
>>64236715
This is my fetish
>>64236381
>Elizabeth Olsen
why did elizabeth make it but her twin sister not
>>64237385
Straight as a gay arrow.
>>64237424
the Olsen twins retired after they became rich
Katherine Heigl in My Father the Hero
>>64236715
was about to post that.
here have some pre-Cheers Shelly Long
daisy_ridley_corpse.webm
>>64236069
i got it
pm me for meaning
Daisy ridley playing a corpse before she found the right dicks to suck and got in star wars
>>64236232
E.T. in a wig?
>>64237828
tiem to fAP
>>64238195
speaking of this, the dude he smacks with the keyboard in Wanted is Chris Pratt
>>64238195
eggman
>>64238341
>XavierReadsQuillsMindAtTheWrongMoment.jpg
Sopranos episode where AJ receives classic sex advice.
>>64236069
??
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>>64238159
delete this
>>64237642
This movie convinced me Spielberg was a hack with a few lucky breaks.
>>64238560
This post convinced me that tripfags are cancer with the exception of Krager.
>>64238605
shut the fuck up krager, you faggot
>>64238461
did real life people actually have their hair like this
>>64237828
DAT ASS
>>64238605
thanks family
>>64238807
N-No problem, f-familia.<3
>>64238560
>few lucky breaks
which are?
I'm just curious if you're gonna shit on Jaws, or E.T., or Schindler's List, or any of the other classic movies Stevie has made
I don't know who either of those actresses are, but Anger Management was a good movie.
Easily in Adam Sandler's top 3.
>>64238887
Krista Allen is a nobody but the blonde is Don's wife in Mad Men.
>>64238835
>>64238605
>>64238807
That was embarrassing Krager desu
>>64238852
Schindler's List is too easy. Oscarbait with "what emotionally manipulative scene can we put in next".
Jaws was good. I think it gets too much acclaim but it was good.
ET, once again Spielberg uses everything at his disposal- score, cute children, cute alien, etc. to emotionally manipulate. I'm not saying it doesn't work, it just is real cheap and doesn't mean he is the auteur people make him to be.
miami vice #1 new show
>>64238979
I've seen a few episodes of Mad Men. Clearly not enough to recognize her.
I actually liked the few episodes I saw. I just didn't feel compelled to keep watching. I don't have the patience for long-running tv dramas.
>>64238672
You're too young to be here
>>64239017
you can literally shit on any movie with this horrible method of judgement
Movies are supposed to "emotionally manipulate" you, that's kind of the point
>>64239017
The tripfag is right for once
Spielberg is a hack
>>64239093
If you're old enough to remember what hairstyle was popular in the 60's, you're too old to be here.
>>64239152
This is an over 30's Christian imageboard bro
>>64239152
If you're too young to remember the 90s bowl cut renaissance you're too young to be here
>>64236069
could you please elaborate?? I am at a loss here
>>64238341
>>64238195
McAvoy's an underrated actor brah.
Needs a big break.
josh brolin
>>64239382
He got a big break, starring in the biggest capeshit movies of the decade.
>>64239131
I can see Spielberg sitting in a theater watching Star Wars and listening to the kids laugh whenever R2D2 comes out or Chewbacca roars.
>Wow kids love aliens with personality!
He literally copied the story of Jesus with ET.
>I'll make a cute alien who befriends a boy story
>but that isn't...enough. We'll have to kill for feels him then resurrect him to make everyone happy.
>that and the alien will be...connected or some shit to Elliot. Yeah. He'll die for Elliot in his place. Goys love that Christ story so it'll work.
>and make sure John Williams does the score otherwise it won't work.
>>64238195
'Sup
>>64239565
a guy just offered me a smoke
>>64236069
Like...an acting break?
>>64239542
He took an original story (LOL ITS JUST THE STORY OF JESUS) and made nearly $800M on a $10M budget despite not a single big-name actor in the movie
Have you seen E.T? Or did you just read the wikipedia page and decide it was crap?
>>64237385
>i-i'm not gay guys
Tim and Eric
X-Files is great place to look, will dump some.
>>64239382
>Needs a big break.
What is Xmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWTdP6c3F3Q
>>64239772
>but HE MADE SO MUCH MONEY
>QUIT RUINING MUH CHILDHOOD
Avatar-tier points
>>64239908
>>64240024
oh definitely
>>64238985
what movie famalam
>>64239987
>HE MADE A STORY WHERE AN ALIEN MAKES FRIENDS WITH A HUMAN
>TOTAL HACK AND RIPOFF OF THE JESUS STORY
see we can both make stupid generalizations
Again: Have you actually seen E.T.?
>>64240100
Everyone has seen ET.
>>64236417
Ok Donald.
>>64240152
you sum up E.T. by basically just saying the 1-sentence summary on IMDB. "Alien befriends boy and they have a connection"
Either you're a trollbaiter, or a hipster idiot who probably thinks Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius is the greatest thing ever because that's what you watched when you grew up
>>64240226
You take that back about Jimmy Neutron you cockwrangler
>>64236232
you aint shit, anon.
Evangeline Lilly in phone sex ad
https://youtu.be/Z1eflhwFS9M
>>64240226
>you sum up E.T. by basically just saying the 1-sentence summary on IMDB. "Alien befriends boy and they have a connection"
Yeah. Thats it.
>>64240301
you said it not me:
>>64239542
I very strongly doubt you've ever actually seen the movie and strongly believe you read the IMDB page
But, what do you believe is a fantastic children's film? Because clearly E.T. sucks balls, right?
>>64240226
Motherfucker stop arguing with a tripfag. Just ignore him and he'll go away.
>>64239987
Oh wow. A tripfgt being a fgt color me stunned. Mckillyourself f@m
>shits on ET
>one of the few good benign/UFO films
>>64240413
this niggas like "E.T. sucks because it's about an alien who befriends a boy"
like is this the way to critique a film in 2015? A movie sucks because it has a plot?
>>64236715
What is this from?
>>64236033
She can't act for shit but January always had fucking great knockers.
>>64240357
ET doesn't suck, it's formulaic and sappy with an emotionally manipulative story.
A good children's movie/series would be LoTR.
>>64239060
>I don't have the patience for long-running tv dramas.
top pleb
>>64238159
>tfw no prime carrie fisher nude
>>64238985
Fun fact: Rooney wasn't actually cast in that movie. She had slept in that particular bed for years, and she happened to walk in while they were filming the movie (no one had told her). Due to her crippling autism, she just continued as usual.
>>64240587
Are your parents aware of what a mistake they made? At this point they probably just put the TV dinners at the basement door.....I wouldn't want to see my son if he was this autistic.
>>64240635not, but better than nothing
>>64240160
kekd100% right, i completely agree! You are great. Everyone's great.
>>64239131
If he was a good director, a /pol/ack would be moved by Schindler's
If you don't buy into the "evil nazi, poor jews" thinking then the movie will actually make you laugh, and I'm not saying that for shock value
>>64240685
Goddamn she was pretty qt
>>64240679
Jesus calm down, take a breath of your inhaler and sit back a second.
>SOMEBODY IS HAVING WRONG OPINIONS!
>>64238724
She's still magically babeliscious.
Jean Malone in Bastard Out of Carolina
>>64240763
This coming from the fat fuck dissing on ET because he made a friend. Something you've probably never had.
>and a tripfgt at that
>>64240647
next scene pretty much confirms this
>>64239908
Jack Black, Giovanni Ribisi, Ryan Reynolds, Luke Wilson...
>>64239664
why does he have a cigarette up his nose?
>>64240897
I want to smell her sheets
>>64236069
what DO you mean?
>>64240897
WHAT MOVIE BROS
I remember seeing a fucking lot of familiar faces in Buffy
>that time Jeff Goldblum played a rapist
>>64236232
she was also in another episode, noticed her in like 2 eps
forgot which one but she kisses some guy as a random groupie or someshit
>>64237642
oh please
Every Australian actor was on Neighbours
>>64241034
>played
>>64240838
Was Bleeder before or after this?
>>64240995
its Rooney Mara. Not to Confuse with Mara or her sister Patricia Rooney
>>64240995
A Youth in Revolt
>>64241064
Not true. Hemsworth was on Home and Agay
>>64241034
GOD DAMN RICH CUNT
>>64241110
Same shit
>>64236069
i am also posting this meme
>>64239900
Underrated post
>>64236069
you mean they HAVE a big break?
>>64238159
Time to go fap
>>64241147
Pretty much.
>>64238672
>>64239152
I'm 21 and I've known about bowl cuts since I was a kid. Have you lived under a rock your whole life? Tons of 60s rock bands like The Beatles had bowl cuts. Plus there are countless films from the 60s and 70s that have characters that have bowl cuts.
Almost Famous is full of them too
>>64240944
>he smokes cigarettes with his mouth
>>64240838
characters that are literally you.jpg
>>64239261
fuck you that never happened
>>64241130
I KILL RICH VOS
>>64237940
pm'd
>>64239261
>If you're too young to remember the 90s bowl cut renaissance
More like bowl cut dark ages.
Why the fuck was that shit so popular?
>>64241365
I have a couple of high school yearbook photos that prove otherwise.
>>64240093
Youth in Revolt
First result of "michael cera rooney mara" google search.
>>64236033
Essentially most of the cast of Black Hawk Down.
Tom Hardy, Orlando Bloom, Hugh Dancy, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Ty Burrell, and a bunch of other "oh that guys."
>>64238461
Lady Gaga was also in an episode in season 3
who
>>64236069
What did he mean by this?
>>64236381
>>64236715
>My sisters would never do THIS! Whose the overlooked forgotten sister NOW?
You just know Lizzy has all those complexes that make her a freak in the sack.
>>64240864
>being this triggered over a kids movie about foreskin aliens
>>64241365
I get it, you're in denial because your mom made you get one and all your childhood photos are unbearable to look at.
>>64241262
>he doesn't smoke cigarettes backwards
>>64239497
>josh brolin
its Brand, ma
>>64243159
GOT 'IM
Before the big role
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xH1dfyzWR6s
>>64241739
>>64243159
holy shit i just remembered i had two jewish friends as a kid with this, it has to have been jew thing
>>64240113
MRS. CAVEAT! ALL THE GAMES HAVE SANIC SOUNDS AGAIN!
go watch black hawk down
Nathan Fillion in Saving Private Ryan.