ITT: Movies that exist
>84 million dollar budget
>no Jim Carrey
>>64225636
Is that James Franco? When in the hell did this even happen..
Fanedit of this unreleased masterpiece is on the spleen.
>>64225659
>implying Jamie Kennedy's "Can't Take My Eyes off of You" isn't worth at least 80 million
https://youtu.be/umdfhxXft5g
>>64225636
this is far from the worst movie I've ever seen
for crap that I was forced to watch while visiting family at christmas, it was surprisingly bearable. I imagine it was such a huge hit solely because it was slightly better than the other movies parents have to bring their children to.
the previous year, I had to sit through Avatar. THAT was the worst movie I've ever seen. unlike Oz, I am completely baffled how Avatar wasn't a complete box office bomb.
>>64225814
>I imagine it was such a huge hit
Was it really? I legitimately don't remember this movie ever coming out
>>64225707
Atleast they have pretty accurate suits. Even The Thing.
>>64225670
2013
>>64225886
It did pretty well in theaters for a March release, and there were murmurs about a sequel. Not sure why that didn't happen. Maybe James Franco didn't want to keep doing family movies, or it was outranked by Disney's many other franchise priorities.
In hindsight it looks like a dry run for Disney's cycle of live action fairy tale movies.
I still like Franco's performance here. He's well cast as a sleazy con artist, and sometimes he makes this happy stoner face when he's supposed to be amazed by the trippy CG scenery.
>>64226411
I remember they made a lot of toys that didn't seem to be flying off the shelves. Maybe that was part of why they didn't bother with a sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaPgK073xEg
>>64225644
yes it exists and it wasfun
>>64226971
>on earth everyone can hear you scream
What the fuck does that even mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhSROXv6k9U
This made over a billion dollars
>>64225659
wow, 84 million just for a Scottish fag, a failed comedian and terrible dated CG
>>64227086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QiOO89JGII
>>64227034
I hate when they want to make a shitty nod to previous movies' taglines but end up being pathetic.
>>64226971
Oh don't even get me started on this shit....
>>64225636
I remember that the little china doll girl was pretty decent CGI, really emotive.
They keep making those.
>>64227525
Of all the sci fi series out there, truly this is the most mishandled
I..
what?
Ender's Game
>>64227580
How many legendaries are in this shit?
>>64225636
It's a pretty good movie. Wicked does what it attempted better, though.
Better than Syfy's Tin Man.
Clash of the titans and Wraith of the titans.
I enjoyed them for what they were, visual eye candy. Fuck these were forgotten quickly though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGVWBSvxl98
What the fuck happened to Brody?
>>64225886
I remember, it was promoted pretty heavily. Posters and shit were everywhere.
>>64227761
I mean, they've done some weird stuff with the Wizard of Oz before. Remember Return to Oz? It was also pretty good, but a big ol' flop. Then there's the Wiz, which they're doing again.
>>64227777
>mfw i watched this
it's legitimately the worst film i've ever fucking seen
>>64227831
>that picture
>>64227777
He wanted a paycheck? Dude just does whatever, and is still in artsy shit too.
Pretty much any modern fairy tale movie would fit in this thread.
>>64227853
>JUST does whatever
>>64227624
kek
the first Jarhead is all about how they dont see any action
>>64227584
this ;(
>>64227876
>that nose
>that photoshopped m16
>>64227761
I love how awkward Zooey's character's name was in that movie. D.G, pronounced Dee-Gee, it just didn't flow properly with the dialogue for any character.
It was short for Dorothy Gale.
>>64227876
>American X
I really don't get this.
>>64227876
hayden christiansen's face
>>64226786
They played a ton of ads for that during @midnight in Canada. I mean, why? What possible overlap exists there?
>A circus clown is imprisoned by the Nazis and goes with Jewish children to their deaths.
>>64227876
>Hayden Christensen
>>64225659
> Cumming
>>64227969
>still no release
>>64227876
haydens had enough
>>64227848
That's not even the weirdest shit in Return to Oz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MLVfQOknYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBfmR4rEeHU
>kids watched this
>i watched this as a kid
>>64227777
>this cast
how
>>64227831
I still really like this movie
>>64228041
this is scarier than most horror movies . it's so lost between fiction and reality, it trenscends the world of cinéma, there's no way to be sure this is not just a fucked up experiment
>>64228044
why do people supposedly hate this so much?
seems pretty generic
>>64228044
Its a real shame this movie didnt catch on. It was pretty good.
>>64228055
i fucking loved this movie
based fender
>>64225707
Christ.. When is someone going to realize that no one wants a Fantastic Four movie?
>>64225707
>White Human Torch
Oh yeah...
>>64225707
The original is pretty good. There's a fanedit, though? What changes do they make? Do they fix some of the special effects (particularly the Human Torch at the end)?
>>64225636
>people are still convinced this was all a kaufman prank
>those people are probably right
>>64228191
Man, Basketball was hilarious.
>>64227941
I just noticed the Titanic has a worried face. Wut.
This Nick Fury movie
>>64227777
god damn it i laughed a few times at that
i assume the movie itself is fucking stupid though
>>64227969
I hope they release this after he dies. I really want to see this trainwreck
> just
>>64228191
This movie is based.
>someone get this man a hotdog!
>>64228315
>>64228262
Rental store staple.
>>64228157
I enjoyed the hell out of it. I mean, it was quirky and underdeveloped, but very enjoyable.
Remember when this was the movie of the year?
>>64228315
If it was made by literally any other company, 7/10. But it was JUST so painfully average for Pixar.
>>64228100
>come back from oz
>get committed
kek
>>64228381
The premise was fucking stupid. How are we supposed to like the protagonist?
>>64228378
No.
>>64228398
I think the point wasn't that in the beginning he was supposed to be likeable, but relatable. By the end he's less shitty.
>>64227761
i liked it
any Adam Sandler or Rob Schneider movie in the past decade
>>64227777
>that lohan recreating monroe panty scene
Gross
>>64228544
Everyone remembers that exists. That they made at least 2 more is the real puzzler.
>>64227761
Is that Zoey? I need to watch this...
>>64227941
>>64228259
>mfw lightning strikes twice
>>64228294
i really liked this movie, really weird style and humour
>>64228622
It's actually okay. I was surprised by how much it didn't suck.
Starring Leslie Nielson
>>64228544
>>64228596
The first two are great throwbacks. The third one though...
>>64227624
this movie is a crime against humanity
>>64228567
I'd still hit it
>>64227876
Tina Fey talked about how he was kind of insufferable when he hosted SNL. Thought he was really funny and had horrible ideas.
You can just tell... Fucking beak face.
>>64227777
that girl on the right was on that resident evil movie tbhfam
>>64228652
Literally Reddit: The opinion.
>HAHA SETH IS SO FUNNY
>DUDE SOCIALISM LMAO
>DUDE RELIGION SUCKS LMAO
>HAHA SHITTY HUMOR IS FUNNY IMO LMAO
>>64227777
So that's where the Free Trips to Africa thing was from. Always assumed it was just a shitty web comedy.
Roger Corman's Nightfall
soon
>>64227624
mike milligan!
>>64227876
>>64227777
Ari Shaffir made that movie worth watching IMHO, his Amazing Racist skit in the movie is also what made Lost Reality 1 and/or 2 (can't remember if he was in either one or both) worth watching.
Some ballsy shit
>>64228029
Who would've thought that the man responsible for the opus "Seriously, Who Farted?" would make a shit movie?
I guess you never know what's going to work...
>>64227837
T-that's a joke right?
Good lord
>>64228055
Bad art style but overall good movie.
>>64228938
At 14, why do they keep numbering them? It just looks ridiculous.
>>64228947
Why must they redo all their old shit in live action? More importantly, how long til we get aristocats.
>>64228975
how do they even keep track of them if they are before time.
>>64228246
what? this movie was pretty popular. all 3 are pretty cool
>>64228810
>stop liking things that I don't like
>>64228596
Other than Stallone everyone else gets a million or two for five days of shooting.
Action movies do really well internationally. There's no plot, just spectacle so it's ok if you don't speak English. Buses and ferries around the world show movies like this.
>>64226971
Might have been slightly better if you could actually see anything going on in it
>>64228810
You are beyond triggered
>>64227421
Well that's quite impressive, I didn't know they used an actual guy to do the dance instead of CGI.
It's possibly one of the cringiest things I've ever seen in the cinema though.
>>64229078
This was hilarious
>>64229078
This was their best movie though.
>>64228710
She has god tier tits. Can't take that away from her.
>>64229078
More like channing tatyum
>>64229104
>>64229150
it's shit
>>64228041
That was nightmarish, not just 'a bit spooky' but like an actual nightmare. How have I never seen this?
>>64228710
Brehs...
>>64229151
Who cares about her tits? Her foot game is ridiculous
>>64229225
Your fetish belongs in the fucking garbage.
>>64229204
Whatever
>>64229204
Ok. That's your opinion man. Doesn't mean it's right.
>>64228344
Somehow got another movie
>>64229222
its pretty boring.
if you saw it on tv you probably changed the channel.
>>64228652
The pacing was awful. Seth needs to refine his directing skills
>>64229249
And your body belongs in a grave
>>64229249
>hating feet
>on /tv/
get out retard
>>64229309
Didn't it also get a TV series?
>>64228995
This is a great movie, but this isn't a thread for bad movies so I'll assume you're posting it just for the fact that it's not that well known.
>>64226971
You got me there cause i had to look it up.
>This isn't a film.
>>64227580
I watched pic related because it was on netflix and it had mewtwo in it, as well as what he now evolves into. It was a fairly jarring experience, because apparently now mewtwo is a female
>>64227624
the most blatant attempt to simply cash-in on an established name
>>64228029
Fuck you I liked it
>>64228864
This is fake.
>>64229403
>>64229459
>liking feet
>at all
>>64230009
>dude from the fast and furious movies
>dude from the star wars prequels
>dude that was in wild things
>dude that was in thor
>dude that was in ant-man
this movie was so fucking shitty
>>64228246
This was the only good one of the trilogy.
Can't even believe they bothered to make any more.
>>64230244
i like to think of it as a really good museum add for kids.
>>64230135
>>64230009
There should be a sequel where they battle Liam Neeson.
>>64230121
Why is Reddit so easy to spot?
>>64230392
Because you literally write it every time you post
>>64227086
I am not sure whether this or the Angela Anaconda Digimon thing made me cringe more
>>64227624
>UNRATED!
>ALSO INCLUDES RATED VERSION!
I don't know why this makes me laugh every time but it fucking does.
>>64227883
When I first heard of Jarhead 2 I started cracking up for that very reason. How is it possible to miss the point that badly?
>>64230635
Unrated is such a shitty meme.
It usually has some fucking huge picture of an ass on the cover and implies its a crazy gore/sex fest cut but it's really just the fucking directors cut or some shit with one second of extra footage that didn't go before the board or whatever.
>angrier
>deadlier
>sexier
>>64228109
I don't know if it was hated so much, but the success of the movie really pivoted on the idea that it would be one of those 'breaks record for fastest billion' movies, that spawn sequels with no end in sight.
Fun standalone movie though i thought. Nice to see Dominic West in something as well.
Remember this monstrosity?
>>64230826
Someone told me this was actually decent. Were they lying?
>>64230878
My roommate goes on and on about how funny this movie is. Everything I've seen for it suggests otherwise.
>>64230915
I used to date this girl who was the kind of pleb who just loves everything she sees and even she thought this was garbage.
>>64230860
insert_appropiate_caitlyn_jenner_joke.jpg
>>64230826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7_wJYDKqo
>>64230863
I don't think anyone hates it, it's just one of those movies no one heard of and everyone forgot about right away. IMO it's a good (albeit generic - it's based on classic archetypal sci-fi) story and the CGI characters actually looked incredible
>>64228333
the dino or the kid?
>>64230878
>I know people who genuinely found this movie """"funny""""
save me
>>64230913
Yes, they were lying
>>64227831
this shit was fucking scary
And Thora Birch was never seen again. Wonder what the fuck happened.
>>64231119
No Cusack, no watch.
>>64226971
Much more enjoyable than the first AvP desu. It's a solid B movie.
>>64231201
Keira showed her tits though. Also, the unrelated 'The Hole' from 2009 is an underrated kids horror movie.
>>64231201
I liked this movie.
>>64228864
>Play-doh
>>64229195
>he didnt love Channing Tatum as sex slave
>>64227765
>visual eye candy
But the CGI in both was terrible.
>>64228413
>>64230878
they made this to laundry money right?
>>64231160
It's very Burton without all the Burton baggage.
>>64228191
I will always love this movie
"Now you kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!"
Not even good as a Sunday afternoon movie on Comedy Central.
>>64225659
The horror, the horror, I remember watching this movie on the 7th grade field trip to the dollar theater. it was worse than a Vietnamese p.o.w camp
>>64230878
>>64231672
My favoured conspiracy theory is that it was punishment for celebrities who had said or done something that went against the will of the Jews. Hence why they got so many big names in a terrible movie with a small budget.
>>64231776
Here is your reply f.am
>>64231119
The first one was surprisingly pretty GOAT, Crispin Glover as the one-armed bellhop was very memorable
>>64231860
screamer
>>64228652
>shit
>weed
>crass sex acts
>gore
>weird humour
>>64231662
>directed by alex winter
>>64225636
>female audience
>>64225644
This was actually pretty fun, it also mocked Steve Jobs just months after his death
>>64231119
So bad that Cusack was embarrassed to come back despite being a producer on the original.
A movie so unfunny that I fell asleep watching it
>>64231010
Yes
>>64231662
basically the same
>>64228864
>Beyblade
>>64231771
Eat shit, this is one of my favorite films.
>>64232179
Pretty comfy flick desu
>>64232179
I liked it. Isla Fisher is a top tier qt.
>>64229078
Effortlessly funny and quite original.
>>64232262
>Isla Fisher
>not Melanie
>>64232339
I thought it was hit or miss but the Pineapple Express 2 part was great.
>>64228134
That boy has a lot of estrogen...
>>64232262
>tfw she converted to Judaism because of her love for Borat
>>64228864
>mfw it's actually real
>>64225659
>>64227580
What happened to featuring 1 or 2 legendaries in a movie, not the whole fucking pantheon.
>>64228710
This can't be a recent pic.
>>64225636
To date the only time I have fallen asleep in a theater was when I went and saw this movie
not very outrageous at all...
The Masters of the Universe
>>64225636
While this was in theaters I was out for dinner with 4 other of my guy friends, and convinced them all to come see this. I had no background knowledge of the movie at all, so I just thought it would be a cool little story about imperial russia. I pestered everyone to decide on this, over seeing Lincoln, and promised a handjob to each of them if the movie was shit.
Unfortunately for me, Ana Korrinena was a lot less forgettable than I was counting on after leaving that theater.
>>64232632
Not a great movie but not outright awful either. Plus it came out while the cartoon and toys were still wildly popular
>>64232506
Not sure. This is from july. Really needs the right makeup. Still would fuck though, wierd chin and all.
>>64227927
it's a shortcut to having gullible people take your film seriously.
>>64228191
>not liking baseketball
>>64232686
Masters of the Universe suffers from the 80's fantasy movie trap of taking the characters away from the fantasy setting and putting them into modern day Earth because it's cheaper and easier to shoot scenes set on modern day Earth.
Beastmaster 2 does the same thing.
But yeah, it's not that bad, and the scenes where they're actually on Eternia are pretty good.
>>64227876
What a weird grab bag of a cast.
>>64228302
>not BASEd
>>64232689
>trying to hide her gut
The drinking has definitely caught up with her slowing metabolism.
>>64232651
Didn't see the movie but the original Tolstoy 800 page novel is GOAT if a bit to draggy and preachy on certain chapters. What was wrong with the movie?
>>64228211
"An overlooked, nearly forgotten film that deserves to stay that way" - AV Club
>>64233203
Not even that guy, but has any book over 350 or so pages succesfully been turned into a movie, much less an 800 page one? Thats probably the problem.
>>64228596
Expendables 4 is in the works
>>64228472
watched it last year, it was the last peice of the Scary Movie 1 puzzle
>>64225636
>kunis
>weisz
>williams
Is there a movie that has more semen demons?
![FWWM_US_poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t4SN6rt.jpg "FWWM_US_poster[1].jpg")
>>64233697
Plenty?
>>64227777
Why is the title an app pun when they literally never mention apps in the trailer?
>>64234068
>The framing device has Vince Offer pressing buttons on his tablet computer that open offensive applications.
Cant believe I looked this shit up
>>64232593
That movie had a 6 million dollar budget. It's a glorified tv episode.
>>64227831
This shit scared the hell out of me as a kid. The woman who could change her heads was top tier child horror, good times.
>>64227777
>Rob Schneider as a Paul Giamatti lookalike
>"Social Taboos" and probably boring racist jokes
>Worlds dumbest title
Literally triggered
>>64227777
>>64228134
I'd like to be the meat in that sandwhich
