Han Solo, I'm cloud city.

>>64217030
Just finished watching this two minutes ago.
Forgot what a relatively large role Lando played.
Also forgot how Luke gets shrekt by Vader.
Then I remembered that Rey shrekt Kylo, with even less training [none] than Luke did at that point.
Rey is truly the GOAT protagonist.

>>64217111
Yes, it's called a mary sue. I wonder what women executive at Disney wrote her story?

>>64217030
Uhh... you don't get to bring deals

>>64217111
I can't wait to play as Rey in the inevitable video game.

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>>64217171
>women can't write effective female characters

Rey is clearly a Manic Pixie Dreamgirl Sue, anon, not a self-insert-fanfiction Sue.

a man made her that shit, a man who wanted a perfect dream waifu and had instructions to make Star Wars more popular with female audiences.

>>64217273
She's gonna be the most badass hero character in the expansion for Battlefront : )

>>64217208

They are not my deals.

I'm feeling like a star,
you can't stop my shine
I'm loving Cloud City,
my head's in the sky

I'm solo, I'm Han Solo,
I'm Han Solo.
I'm Han Solo. Solo.

Yeah, I'm feeling good tonight,
Finally feeling free and it feels so right, oh.
Time to do the things I like,
Gonna see a Princess, everything's all right, oh.

No Jabba to answer to,
Ain't a fixture in the palace zoo, no.
And since that carbonite's off me
I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah.

Told me to get myself together
Now I got myself together, yeah.
Now I made it through the weather,
Better days are gonna get better.

I'm so happy the carbonite is gone.
I'm movin' on.
I'm so happy that it's over now.
The pain is gone.

I'm putting on my shades
to cover up my eyes
I'm jumpin' in my ride,
I'm heading out tonight

>>64217385

And this is why TFA is on the same level as twilight. Well, actually, I could write a book about the bullshit of the story line, but that's besides the point.

Also, fuck the female audience. If they didn't like this shit before, why are we trying to make them now. oh, yes, $$$$$$$ fucking jews fucked up starwars.

>>64217030
>that shitty blue screen / matte painting
It's so dense

>>64218354
tell that to kanjiklub

>>64217576

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHi8aU8HSIM