>at a party
>see a girl eating off a darth vader plate
>go up to her
>ask her when anakin was born, how tall he is, and what she thinks of the Battle of Christophis, aka basic shit any real star wars fan should fucking know
>she looks at me like I'm retarded
Why do women pretend to like Star Wars?
I hope you're joking.
>party host has Vader plates
>hungry girl at party eats something
>ask her ridiculously obscure questions about prequels
Why do burgers pretend to like girls?
>>64213315
US GAYMUR GRRRLS R SO PERSECUTED
good on ya my guy doing the lord's work
>at a party
>ask girl what her favorite Disney movie is
>she says Frozen
>almost say nice bait
>>64213315
>>64213905
>at party
>talk to a girl
I smell bullshit
>>64213315
stupid frog poster
>in Starbucks line
>girl ahead of me tells the clerk to put "Rey" as her name on the cup
>she looks back at me awkwardly and smiles
>I give her the autism nod of approval and wink with both eyes
>she and the clerk gives me a startled look and look at one another
>order my hot water with zest and avoid eye contact
>"Rey" joins her mates and starts laughing
>leave and never going back
>have gf
>she pretends to like star wars
>keep hammering her until she finally admits she's never seen any of them
She was clearly doing it because I like Star Wars but I don't play that shit.
>>64213712
Because OP's story never actually happened?
>>64214329
>wink with both eyes
>at a party
>see a girl wearing shoes
>go up to her
>ask her when shoes were invented, what they were made out of, and what she thinks of the era when we transitioned from sandals to closed-toe, aka any basic shit any real shoe-wearer should fucking know
>she looks at me like I'm retarded
>>64214587
See, I'd love to discuss that shit, or the cultural meanings of shoes, because I'm actually intelligent, but your common normie is a sheep that goes from trend to trend, counting the time by when they last performed copulation
But didn't you see the video, Anon?
I t ' s 2 0 1 5 !
>>64214587
>she starts talking about shoes for the next 4 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv-7feBZtGQ
>>64214669
I'm sure you'd love to discuss the history of the fedora.
>talking about eggs with my friend
>girl butts in and exclaims how she just LOVES eggs
>ask her "oh yea? how do you like them served?"
>she responds, "oh I just use them to make cookies and cake and stuff
>>64214785
>talking about eggs with my friend
>girl butts in and exclaims how she just LOVES eggs
>ask her "oh yea? how do you like them served?"
>she responds, "unfertilized"
>>64214785
this really happened?
>>64214733
That's a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds.
>>64214785
Fucking whore, not even eggs are safe
>>64214828
I'd take that to mean she's a lesbian
women are an archaic social construct and will be phased out by technology soon
>At a party
>See cutie with a huge smile hanging out with some gay black dude with child bearing hips and his hispanic boyfriend
>She's wearing arm sleeves
>Walk up to her and ask her about Allen Iverson
>"Ohh, he was okay I guess..."
>Do you practice
>"Yes, all the time!"
>>64215007
take that shit to /sp/
>>64215083
Hotpockets is a Nazi though sempai
>>64214852
Mmmm, boy!
I actually had a friend who did this twice about the same subject (Zelda).
>I'm dating a grill
>She's obsessed with Zelda
>He starts sperging out and questioning her
>She answers every question right and even catches him out on one or two
>Starts lying out of his ass trying to save face about questions he asked
The worst one:
>A load of us out drinking in the pub
>He sees some girl with a Zelda top
>'I bet she knows fuck all'
>Actually goes over and starts asking her questions
Btw he's vastly overweight, wears a fedora unironically, pretends he has a limp and has a massive neckbeard.
Shit's cringy.
>>64215007
The gay black dude had child bearing hips?
>>64215317
>>64215247
>he's vastly overweight, wears a fedora unironically, pretends he has a limp and has a massive neckbeard.
this human is genuinely your friend anon
>>64215247
I doubt any of these events have occurred
>>64215247
You sound like a shit friend. Bros before you fucking faggot.
>>64215317
And a hispanic boyfriend?
>>64215369
Childhood friend, I think if I didn't invite him to things (despite the fact he's fedora as fuck) he'd have killed himself by now, and I don't want that on my conscience.
>>64215371
100% truth, buddy.
>>64215406
>Getting laid
Vs
>Fedora-wearing sperg
Yeah, okay.
>>64215464
I dont get it, why did she put that plastic stick under the camera and start moving her shoulder?
Is this a goof?
>>64215494
"I let my dick control how loyal I am to people who trust me"
If you're currently in a high room with a window, jump out of it please.
>>64215558
Who said anything about disloyalty? He seems like he browses /r9k/ on a regular basis but I'm not about to throw him to the wolves.
>>64215494
>I think I'm so awesome and great that if it weren't for me this guy would have killed himself
Get over yourself pal
>>64213315
>revealing your power level
>>64215007
kek
I see what you have done there.
>>64215623
Considering he's stated several times he wants to kill himself by X date and that the only thing stopping him is social interaction (then again, he's a compulsive liar) then I don't think I'm being full of myself at all stating that.
>At a social gathering
>See a genderfluid person drinking by themselves
>Ask xer what xe thinks about Martin Scorsese's films
>xe says anything he made after the year 2000 AD is utter trash
>>64215678
So you hang out with someone autistic because he guilt trips you? Talk about being beta.
>>64215678
I think that you're the one lying pal
>>64215247
Cry more, faggot.
>>64215732
>pal
I'm female
>>64215713
He all but pays me by buying me drinks most of the night, so who's the beta?
>>64215689
>yfw xey have good taste
>at a party
>walk up to a girl
>ask her what her favorite pornstar is, I say mine is Stoya
>she says James Deen
>>64215781
Confirmed troll. Everybody move on from this fag.
>>64215494
DOUCHE, 100% DOUCHE.
>>64215781
You're the beta, because you're an epic le internet maverick xdddd
Stop responding boys
>friends try to hook me up with girl that likes me
>total sperglord
>can't even muster a conversation with her and is a nervous wreck
>all chilling and friends on purpose leave me alone with the girl
>have nothing to say , it's just really awkward silence, us just sitting at a table sipping on beer
>literally stay in this awkward state for like 15 minutes
>friends come back and she says she has to go home
I don't think I've ever been more mortified in my life.
>>64215781
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>64215798
That would be a sign of a cool funny girl anon
>>64215833
Jesus christ, get a grip on yourself
>>64213683
fuck off normie retard go blog on twitter about how you went on /tv/ you little shit
>>64215798
She's your Shipoopi
>>64215871
>damage control
>i-i-i was just trolling!
>at local meme convention
>ask female what good meme
>meme
>meme
>>64215891
3/10.
Try harder next time.
>>64213712
>>64213683
People as stupid as you two shouldn't be allowed to post here.
>at a party
>wake up because I hate social conventions and talking to people is annoying
>>64216020
You sound pretty stupid yourself.
>>64215464
She is so ugly. Her ass is nice though.
>>64216069
Yes anon, it's the other people that are annoying...
>>64216095
>t. stupid
>>64216148
t. The mongoloid with an iq below 110
>>64215833
I used to be this nervous around chicks too. Not sure how I got over it except that I developed some self esteem and a fuck all attitude. Try one step at a time, bud. Just talk to a girl with no goal other than to have an interesting (or just basic) conversation. Then move up little by little from there.
I once asked a girl wearing a Star Wars shirt to name the order the pilots of Red Squadron report in in ANH.
She said "What?" so I slapped her across the face
>>64216179
>t. Reddit
>>64216195
>now he uses the buzzword
It will get better, anon. I promise.
>>64216220
>gets BTFO and exposed as Reddit
>immediately gets bootyblasted and admits defeat to me, his superior
Nothin personnel kid 2ez
>>64216242
Your comedy is weak.
>>64216288
Your mind is weak. You are nothing but a plaything, my puppet.
I can keep you here all day baiting your simple feeble brain. You will reply to this post because I own you and I command you to. I dictate your entire life course.
Now respond puppet, like a good dog.
:^)
>>64215833
ask her questions idiot
girls love to talk about themselves, and pretending your interested in their lives by asking them questions is a great way to get them to have a connection with you
>You: So how do you know [friend]
>Her: blah blah blah blah blah
>You: Oh that's cool, so [question about her answer]?
>Her: blah blah blah blah blah
>You: That's really cool, we've been friends awhile. So what do you do?
>Her: blah blah blah blah blah
>You: Wow, thats interesting, so [question about her work]?
I love /tv/.
>>64216366
And /tv/ loves your mom.
>>64216503
>Nose ring
>>64216526
>ring
That's nose caca.
>24 year old virgin
>Raised in Christian household so no sex until married
>Never even masturbated before
>Get erections all the time and they hurt like hell till they go away
>>64215007
10/10 post very clever, not only manages to include star wars but also sports.
>>64216596
I recommend masturbating. Your body will do it when you're sleeping anyway.
>>64216619
Does she have a bf
>>64216629
Don't really know how plus its Biblically unclean
>>64216619
who the fuck is the guy who spams this cam whore. whats your story m8
>>64216665
>>64216366
what are you, a faggot?
>>64216596
You put your hand on the peener and rub it up and down until the goo comes out
>>64216696
wow how new are you
>>64216660
Yeah some black guy
>>64216696
>>64216837
Samefag
>>64216848
is this true
>>64216848
Any pics of her with him, preferably full penetration of his thick muscular throbbing veiny penis pumping his warm negroe seed into her tight stinky clamhole?
>>64216837
Maybe we could educate eachother and not make fun of eachother because of how long we've been on this site?
Come on, it's 2015.
>>64216871
>in a funny reddit frog thread
>see memesters memeing and ribbing on eachother
>meme them back
>meme
>meme
>me
please can someone respond to this post thank you
@64216992(thisguy)
@64216992
go back to reddit xD
>>64214067
>he doesn't drink
>he doesn't get drunk and lose their shirt while dancing for fat bitches who touch his chest and you pass out later on and roll fat bitches off of you cause you ain't going to fuck a whale
>>64215798
>awesome girl
>good taste
>not marrying her
>almost 2016
>>64214329
>going to starbucks EVER
Damn negro, just go to any donut shop or hell even 7-eleven and get a tall cup of black. Fuck starbucks.
>>64217104
>ke
Me
>>64217104
underage b8 reported
>>64216366
This is the most flagrant bullshit lie I've ever seen on this cesspit of a board
>>64217169
Calm down, family. I'm 15, that was my age at the time.
>Halloween night
>small child knocks on MY door and demands candy
>usually I would just give these little cretins a piece of candy but this one had the audacity to wear a Boba Fett costume
>ask him some simple questons, "what are the exact names of all the blaster rifles Fett used?", "when did Fett create his syndicate based on Tatooine?", "did Fett hand Pluma Sodi over to Otua Blank?"
>little shit knows none of this extremely casual facts, just mumbles I don't know underneath his plastic mask whilst holding out his candy bag expecting a reward for his democracy
>take his mask and shut the door in his face
>his mother ended up talking to mine and I had to give it back and apologize
>>64217199
I'm not 15*
>>64217175
Nowhere else on this site are you going to find gold like this
>>64215833
One time in HS my friends mom just died and for whatever reason we were smoking a bowl together somewhere. I didn't say one word, not sorry for your loss not anything. Total silence. Then after the bowl was done I just left.
Good times
>>64217252
>there are no blacks in new zealand
Nah they have
BIG
MAORI
DICKS
>>64217396
do you think he has a long skinny penis?
>>64214976
Nah cause all the alphas will refuse to let omega level plebs like you replace our women with machines
>face it. You're just a fucking loser, and you're going to die a loser. It's not the fault of every woman who rejected or scorn you.
It's you. You're the problem. So bite down on that barrel and do us all a favor, anon.
>>64217169
I can't believe some faggot janitor actually gave me a block for a fake greentext story.
Kill yourself, anon.
>>64218058
You literally said you were 15 twice before correcting yourself. You're the one you should kill themselves, ban evading faggot
>>64218138
I'm not ban evading, it was a temporary block.
>>64213315your momeating party mix off a plate
in the kitchen
