ITT: cinema buzzwords
I'll start:
>soul
>fun
>entertainment
>tour de force
>epic
>triumph
>substance
>depth
>>64207436
spoilers
>>64207436
"pure fun"
>plot
>motion picture event of the summer
>heartwarming
>oscar winner
>Mary Sue
>ending
>feel or felt
Movies don't feel like anything.
feel good movie of the year
>Poetry
>dumb frogposter
>An instant classic
>>64207648
no
>>64207718
meme
>>64207620
no
>A blockbluster
>>64207436
>mesmerizing
>from the director of
>>64207436
>dialogue
I discard any criticism by /tv/ that has
>meme
>manipulative
>tryhard
>liberal
>redpilled
>based
>sjw (the worst)
>foot game
>degenerate
>artsy (probably the most shallow vague buzzword)
>prequel
>>64207833
whos this
he looks really familiar
>>64207848
>two thumbs up
>fun for the whole family
>>64207962
Matt Bellamy from Muse
>from the creators of ____ and ____
>the number one movie in america
wtf does that even mean anyway?
>>64207921
same, if there's a /tv/ post about a film/tv series with any of those words in it, it probably means it's good.
>>64207436
>acting
>theme
>Soft reboot
>reboot
>diversity
>ensemble cast
>>64208006
Nothing really. Americans can't count past one anyway. As far as they know numbers are just used to denote menu items at fast food restaurants.
>>64207436
>visuals
>>64208080
>70 mm
>class
>>64208006
Do you need an explanation? Are you that stupid? It's the highest grossing film for that week.
>character study
>character development
>Box Office Smash
>Based on a true story
>*record scratch*
>for the whole family
>80s song
>from the studio that brought you
>>64207965
>critics love it
>with Academy Award winner
>>64208155
based missaliceposter
>BWAAAAAAAH
thanks inception
>>64208198
can *record scratch* please be own next meme?
https://youtu.be/ls9JrR1-c8Y
Just think of all the fun posting like
>ok anon that will be $9.99
>sounds good
>plus tip
>*record scratch*
This overused tripe deserves to be meme'd hard
Someone should redo the bane plane scene with a record scratch after every line
>from the producer of
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64207921
>the sun rises from the east
>>64208174
>>64208014
>this movies based foot game is so redpilled
sounds great
>>64208500
Any lines in the plane scene you want in particular senpai?
>The long awaited sequel.
>Your mother
my absolute least favorite of all time: visceral
>>64207921
>sjw (the worst)
wtf are you doing here? just cruising to get triggered and educate people on microagressions?
>it tries way too hard
>>64210933
Do you not see the irony in making this post? The subtext here is that you're triggered at the drop of a hat into screaming about SJWs and opreshun of white males. He's not saying he's an SJW. It's almost unfathomable how brainwashed you have to be to think the way you do.
>Insulting to the audience
>>64209249
Barsad: He wasn't alone.
*record scratch*
CIA: Uhhh... You don't get to bring friends
bane?
>pretentious
literally everyone who uses this word in film criticism is just incapable of admitting they found a film a bit difficult to follow
It seems like the majority of OPs critiquing a movie are literal /pol/ shilling, whining that a movie doesn't further their fringe nutcase political agenda, rather than being actually related to the movie.
This board is so bad that it seems like the only real solution is to outright delete it.
>>64211026
>The subtext here is that you're triggered at the drop of a hat into screaming about SJWs and opreshun of white males. He's not saying he's an SJW.
"I never said I was a nazi you kike hooknosed jew bastard. God Hitler was right and the holocaust should have actually happened and killed all you jews. You just think any comment that's negative is about heebs don't you?"
That's you right now.
>>64211137
it's literally admitting ignorance. gives away the reviewer immediately
>>64210933
Not all anons are keyboard warriors my friend
>>64211188
Repost that text, but this time put it next to the comparable quote from me which shows I'm an SJW. Just to prove the point which you must have. If you fail to do this I'll consider it a confirmation that yet another shill from /pol/ has the IQ of a dead plant.
>>64211188
>this comparison
I'm really struggling at this point to even regard /pol/ trash as human.
>>64211188
Dear lord.
It might actually have been authentic autism all along.
>cinematography
>>64211597
Someone literally said calling everything SJW is retarded, and in his mind that's comparable to going on a Nazi rant and then saying you aren't a Nazi.
Is /pol/ satire? I'm still rereading his post because I've never even heard of a person that stupid outside of /pol/. And then you realize every single person on that board is that stupid. How is that possible without the board being satirical?
>pacing
ITT literal autism
>>64211079
>>64208500
Someone get on this, please
>from the studio that brought you...
>>64207921
This
Anytime someone from here uses those words I figure it's good
>style over substance
>the cinematography was good
>>64207962
that's destiny, he used to be a starcraft pro player
>world building
>critics agree
>a film by
>>64209344
>implying sequels aren't now a forgone conclusion for most movies put in theaters.
>a smart and sexy thriller
>comfy
>FROM THE PRODUCERS OF
How the fuck is this a selling point
>>64211052
>Insulting to the audience
There are literally people on this planet who have fat fucking foreheads now. This is no longer a valid phrase.
>TRAITOR
>any chink wire fu slowmo nonsense
>"MASTERPIECE."
>>64208500
>can _________ be a new meme
>>>/reddit/
op is a redditor buttmad nobody heres likes TFA fyi
>>64208500
Underage scum. You know absolutely nothing about the fire. We'll expect you in the wreckage faggot.
>>64211162
>muh reddit I'm young
>>64211162
Or go back to reddit and pretend it was deleted?
