I hope you guys realise that all the Finn/Rey relationship suggestions are just a red herring for the fact that Finn and Po are going to be in a homosexual relationship next episode.
It'll go something like this:
>Rey comes back from training
>sees Finn for the first time in months
>thinks he sees her
>runs to kiss him in a flurry
>Finn runs past her and kisses Po, who's just returned from a mission
I wouldnt be mad
Poe is probably going to die in VIII. As much as I like Oscar as an actor it's obvious his character is only there to serve Finn, in a story sense.Also in a sexual sense.
>3-minute sex scene with Poe giving Finn a blowjob while "It's 2017" flashes in red and white across the screen
BRAVO JJ
Disney will NEVER EVER take such a big risk with thier biggest investment. Would be amazing if they do tho. Imagine the memes..
>>64206047
webm related
proof
>>64206611
They already cast a black and female lead, alienating the entire European market
>finally the Hispanics get representation in these movies
>lol jk he's a fag
Never ever spics
>>64206657
>that lip bite
CONFIRMED
>>64206684
Blacks also notoriously hate gays
JJ- KEKER OF ALL RACES
>>64206657
Jesus christ..pretty uncomfortable tbqh
>>64206681
>what is germany, sweden, england, etc
>>64206657
>commenting on fashion sense
Oh it's happening
>>64206776
>what is Italy, Russia, the Baltics
why dont we meme it into existence? just bug disney about it, worst case scenario they don't do it and tumblr/twitter sjws throw a fit
>>64206681
Totally different. An interacial(!) gay kiss in a pg13 Disney movie is simply impossible, still. In 20 years maybe.. not now. Just imagine the parents takinh thier kids to theaters in holiday season. Imagine the shit storm this will cause
>>64206657
Why did it have to be this way?
>>64206914
It's something the SJWs would get on board with
Salon headline example:
>We've had a woman and a black as leads in Star Wars, but about us queers?
Gay and interracial? Trump pls help.
I'd be OK with that
>>64206947
>Uh, like, why do you even care bigot, it's 2017.
If Shillary gets elected then it'll happen
![tumblr_nzyh94f26q1qji9v8o5_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dEabmy5.png "tumblr_nzyh94f26q1qji9v8o5_500[1].png")
They're pretty cute tbqh
>>64206947
The viral storm will equate at least 50million dollars of PR budget money,so.. who knows?
Didn't Poes actor say in an interview that he was acting as if the character interactions were a romance?
>>64207050
TRAITOR.
>>64207050
More cartoons desu
>>64206914
This is a great idea sempai. While we're at it meme TR-8R into replacing cpt. Phasma who's useless anyway.
>>64206047
>Gay couple
>Implying that's anything new.
You know would actually would be shocking? If the black guy got the main girl. But I bet she will convert Kylo and they'll just make sweet incest babies, just like their parents wanted it
We'll never know if Poe was really gay for Finn
because Poe will die next movie
probably in Finn's arms
thus enabling Disney to claim they had gay in their movie
without having to show any gay business.
>>64207249
My dick was a traitor to my underpants
>>64206914
You'd need to shitpost about it a whole lot on le reddit and tumblr very fast. It's a miracle their atention span lasted more than a week after release anyway.
>>64207348
Mr Friendly in LOST?
Holy shit its real! ^O^
I don't think Disney would ever sign off on a mainstream gay relationship, and 'do you have a boyfriend?' isn't a red herring - straight guys actually like to know if the girl they find attractive has a boyfriend.
Why do shippers always want gay pairings and/or blatantly ill-fitting pairings anyway? We all know that this will be (if anything) a traditional love triangle.
>>64207348
>Poe dies, but not really
>kill him in the next movie
What's the logic behind that? Poe will obviously take in Han Solo's role from the OT and be the badass of the crew. He even has all the quips going.
Only ending I really expect is Poe to cuck Finn
>>64207451
> and 'do you have a boyfriend?' isn't a red herring - straight guys actually like to know if the girl they find attractive has a boyfriend
Go learn what a red herring is.
>>64207512
I know what a red herring is, this isn't it. It would need to be something other than what it appears to be, and it can't be, there's no room for it.
>>64207732
>it appears to be that Finn and Rey are going to be in a relationship
>instead, Finn hooks up with a man
It's a literary red herring
>>64207813
You're ignoring the fact that the way in which it appears as though Finn is romantically interested in Rey is incontrovertible proof that he is romantically interested in Rey, not something that can be misinterpreted.
>>64206681
>They already cast a black and female lead, alienating the entire European market
>all of Europe is racist and sexist white men
no
>>64206657
>smack-pow
Episode VIII will be about a white girl and a white guy competing for that BBC.
>>64206947
>An interacial(!) gay kiss in a pg13 Disney movie is simply impossible, still
This. Any kind of family adventure movie, really. Reality is 50% of the world is cool with gayness, the other 50% are forced to tolerate gayness, and Hollywood Blockbusters want 100% of the audience, so it's not worth the risk.
>>64206657
I want to suck Oscar's dick.
>>64207344
>You know would actually would be shocking? If the black guy got the main girl.
I feel like this has to have happened in a mainstream blockbuster before...right?
>>64206657
Shippers gonna ship
>>64208252
Not if the girls was white. I think the closest there is, is Will Smith (The whitest black guy you can find) getting a Latina girl in Hitch the Date Doctor.
>>64208041
And Leia kissed Luke, what's your point?
>>64208334
just because white people love the fresh prince doesn't mean Will Smith is whitewashed black
>>64208193
>Reality is 50% of the world is cool with gayness, the other 50% are forced to tolerate gayness
Lol, once again murrica believes itself to be the only country in existence.
>>64208432
It's not because of Fresh Prince. That's actually like the only role he ever played where he's a typically black guy.
He is however the only black guy in Hollywood who consitently gets "white" rolesStill never got a white girl though
A gay relationship would probably get it censored in Russia
And as the West already has a hard-on for MUH EVIL RUSSIA it'll be an even bigger publicity hit
They need something to drum up support for the second film, go look at the decline of revenue from ANH and TESB
>>64208252
Let me think about it.
Hm... nope... nah... hmm....
Wow I really can't think of a movie where a black guy got the main girl.
Why though? Does it trigger cuck complexes among the audience?
>>64206657
>Pough
>implying I'm not already shipping Finn x Poe
Just look at >>64206657; the chemistry is real. Team Foe is best.
The best you can hope for are a lot more 'winks' - perhaps subtle, perhaps more blatant if the storyline becomes more popular in the mainstream. Disney will NEVER take the risk of including a confirmed homosexual coupling in the sequel trilogy.
>>64208334
Will Smith was with Charlize Theron in Hancock. He cucked Jason Bateman, in fact.
>The whitest black guy you can find
This is meaningless.
>>64208423
That's a retcon, not a red herring, faggot. You're claiming that they intend for Finn and Poe to be gay, which they don't. Of course they can change their mind, but they won't.
>>64208515
I'm not American, I'm British. I don't see what the nation you're from has to do with this.
>>64208581
>It's not because of Fresh Prince. That's actually like the only role he ever played where he's a typically black guy.
What does this even mean?
>>64208625
>Will Smith never fucked Tea Leoni on screen
We all lost.
>>64208787
I feel like adolescent girls have a real problem understanding male, non-romantic friendship sometimes.
>>64206837
they are european countries with less potential consumers than cuck-europe
>>64208139
>Oscar Isaac
>white
lol
>two friends
>gay
That's right men, don't have any friends or you'll be gay
>>64209957
You're fucking delusional if you actually believe 50% of the world tolarates gays, and even more delusional to believe the other 50% is cucked into submission like you and murricans.
The only possible reason for this kind of delusion is being born in a western country and not knowing what an actual world map looks like. Which is most common among murricans, but congrats, you've managed to out-dumb them.
>>64206681
Europe here. Go fuck yourself. The new cast was super duper.
>>64210261
>europe here
Nobody's talking about Sweden, cuckold
I wouldn't even bat an eye
That ape was the worst part of the movie hands down.
>>64209908
>You're claiming that they intend for Finn and Poe to be gay, which they don't
Why are you so sure?
>>64210261
Captain Sweden what took you so long?
Rey = Luke
Finn = Han
Poe = Leia
We already know how it ends
>>64210138
>That's right men, don't have any friends or you'll be gay
Haha, I never thought about it this way. Masculinity is a prison constructed by the patriarchy and these shippers are playing right into it.
>>64210250
>The only possible reason for this kind of delusion is being born in a western country
>mfw he thinks I care about countries outside of the Western world
I barely think about them at all. It's like they don't even count. Sorry desu.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_by_country_or_territory#/media/File:LGBT_rights_at_the_UN.svg
>>64206047
That would be awesome desu. then pol can't complain :^)
>>64210261
This. Captain Britain here.
>>64206047
Pretty sure the movie made it 100% clear that Poe wanted to fuck Finn from the minute they saw each other.
>>64210555
Because they gave Finn a clear case of the not-gays. The characters without any romantic interest whatsoever were Poe, Rey and Kylo. If people were shipping Kylo and Poe it'd make sense, maybe.
>>64211100
Now they just need Finn to realize what love is in the second movie and then have them fly off together in an X-Wing into the sunset before the credits.
>>64211112
Finn and Rey should have one of those rare different gay relationships that happens between men and women. That almost never happens on screen.
>>64206837
They are making millions there, what alienation are you talking about?
>>64211220
>Russians want to see a black protagonist
WEW
>>64211158
>hugging and making eye contact with a man
>100% homosexual
>asking a girl if she has a boyfriend, staring at her wistfully and mounting an ill-advised rescue mission based on nothing but how you feel about her
>i dunno man, seems kind of ambiguous
Okay.
>>64211216
>rare different gay relationships that happens between men and women
What am I even reading?
>>64211258
>complementing fashion sense
>biting lip
>those eyes
There's a thing called 'bisexual', you know
>>64206657
CUTE!
SIMPLY CUTE!
>>64210114
isn't he half jewish?
tbqfhfimo (To Be Quite Frankly Honest Family In My Opinion) Poe X Finn would be a better couple than Finn X Rey or Poe X Rey.
That's just because Rey is a shitty character though.
>>64211304
I can't tell if this is female shippers, wishful gay guys or trolls anymore to be quite honest family.
>>64211330
Maybe it'll be Rey x Luke in a kinky professor fantasy type thing.
>>64211354
>he's never seen a literary twist before
>>64206986
They've already been saying exactly that, actually
>>64206657
this shit is hot and I'm not even gay.
I think I might have to ironically fap to gay porn today
>>64211408
I'm leaning towards troll.
>>64211453
>DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAO
>>64211258
>Mounted an ill advised rescue mission of Resistance pilot based on nothing but how he feels
>Wears his keepsake for remainder of film
>finishes his mission despite having no reason to continue
>jizzes pants seeing husbando in action overhead
Fags are always trying to fuck straight guys
You're all forgetting this is Disney.
They only risked making the first black princess a few years ago, they arent going to risk having a gay couple on their new golden cash cow. Hell, I'm even surprised they allowed the MC to be a girl since theyre against anything liek that in the Marvel franchise
At most JJ will later say he had envisioned Poe as gay.
>>64211354
What do you call it when nothing more than seeing his face made Fin rescue Poe and leave his entire life behind him?
Then after wearing Poe's clothes for a few days loses his shit watching Poe shoot his own comrades in the sky and desperately wants to get back to him as quickly as possible.
>>64211742
who's the fag, poe or finn?
>>64211805
>They only risked making the first black princess a few years ago, they arent going to risk having a gay couple on their new golden cash cow.
They did it already
>>64211858
Both
>>64211407
>Rey's training consists of 1 year of BDSM
>>64211716
>Mounted an ill advised rescue mission of Resistance pilot based on nothing but how he feels
He felt shit was wrong and wanted to get out. Reisstance pilot would help him leave plus it would be him finally doing some good, after feeling bad about the village being murdered
>Wears his keepsake for remainder of film
For most of it he never got a chance to change clothes (nor had any to change into) and only did after the guy had given it to him whie complementing him. Probably the first time he was given something as a present. Even if it wasnt, itd have been rude to discard it right after the guy let him have it
>finishes his mission despite having no reason to continue
He tried abandoning it more than once but didnt because of Rey or simply because he didnt have a choice
>jizzes pants seeing husbando in action overhead
Does the same when Rey does cool shit
It'd be pretty funny if Disney decided to have two gay characters in star wars.
and so they would become gay niggers from outer space
>>64206776
england really doesnt have that inter racial couple culture
>>64211891
Poe and Finn are main cast, that gay couple was a quick appearance of unimportant side characters
>>64208515
You're right, the ratio including other countries will be much worse. It might even be censored or barred in some. Disney's not going to do it.
>>64211816
>them shipper glasses
go back to tumblr
