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>You wouldn't open the door
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>>64202893
I'd open the door, I wouldn't let them in.
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FREE
FUCKIN
PIZZA
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>>64202893
I totally fucking would. Those bitches were fine as all hell.

I wouldn't get overpowered like that pussy ass bitch Keanu Reeves I can tell you that.
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>>64202893
wouldnt open the door, wait for them to leave then boot up a lexi belle video instead
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>>64203682
>fapping is better than sex
I sometimes forget about the Wizards among us
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>not locking them up in your basement sex dungeon
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>only let in the blonde
>rape and kill her
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>>64202893
Listen I'll get the phone so you guys can call, but you got to wait out here.

*shut and lock door*
*get phone and bring it to them*

Here you go.

*retrieve phone when finished*

Alright have a good night

*shut and lock door, wait by window to make sure they leave when taxi comes, call police if 30 minutes and nobody comes*


This is how you survive this world being street smart.
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>>64203754
you obviously never had sex
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>>64204690
hotter than the blonde
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>>64202893
Probably wouldn't. First there's two of them, that's fishy
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>>64204737
correct
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I haven't seen the movie. Was the sex worth it in the end?
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>>64205651
Personally yes. His wife won't leave him because he is super rich plus they have 2 kids.
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so perfect
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>>64202893

Would be interested to see a crossover with the guy from The Human Centipede.
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>>64202893
I never open my door after nightfall.
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>>64205068
NOT
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>>64206981
wisspb?
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>>64205704
>wife wont leave cause hes super rich
she gets half if she leaves m8
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>>64202893
Been there, done that... women control the fuck game.
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nobody will believe me here but I have had sex with ana de armas
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>>64202893
Wait, did this come out already? How was it?
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>>64206782
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>>64208209
I liked it. /tv/ hated it.

It's a nice thriller with lots of boobs.
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>>64208055
I don't believe you
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>>64208055
m-mr reeves! such an honor!
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>>64208055
>not documenting it with hidden cameras

It's like you're not even one of those creepy-as-fuck weirdo perverts from 4chan.
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>>64208055

I know that's not true because she's pure as untouched snow you fuckn faget
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>>64203936
>this is how you survive the world being autistic
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This girl looks so bleh without the blonde hair, Lexi Belle is cuter.
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>>64208055
after of before she appeared on El Internado?
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>>64204690

cool idea ruined by roth's lack of any visual flair
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>>64209382
I don't think Lexi Belle is a natural blonde either.
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>>64209245
>he doesn't know about stranger danger
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"ha ha, you were going to rape me? I was going to rape you! oh man, what a funny situation"

and then I release the hounds with bees in their mouths
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>>64204004
you obviously never into reading comprehension
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>>64202893
I wouldn't open the door, hot chicks would never knock on it in the first place
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>tfw the year's over and this movie was my favorite i've seen all year
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