I was kind of excited for this movie until this shit happened. Oh well, maybe Civil War will be good.
>>64195526
What happened?
>>64195553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yViIi3gie2c
Well she has Captain America's shield, it makes sense that she will ultimately lead the Justice League.
>jews ruin everything
>women ruin everything
Imagine the power of jew women...
>>64195526
You guys are genuinely aren't sick and tired of capeshit?
>>64195591
What happened?
>>64195553
The CIA accidentally misinterpreted Jesse Eisenberg's "boys! Mmm!" line as pedophilic propaganda and Goyer was arrested.
>>64195526
DUDE I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU LMAO
>>64195526
Civil War will undoubtedly be good. Winter Soldier is the only good thing ever made by Marvel
>>64196589
>Winter Soldier is the only good thing ever made by Marvel
If someone serves me an ice cream that's two parts vanilla and one part calcified ass juice I'm not gonna call it a vanilla ice cream
>>64195591
>tfw an audible "oh god" in the row behind me at 1:13 during the TFA screening.
I am patiently waiting for the greatest amounts of shitpost this will bring. Lexposting will finally be back.
>>64196513
that's like the kind of cringeworthy humor you see in every marvel movie
>>64195591
>The Islamophobic white Christian Daily Planet criticizing those who think they're above the law is hypocritical, wouldn't you say? Considering every time your hero saves a cat out of a tree you write a puff piece editorial about an imperialist Western war machine which could burn the Middle East down.
What did he mean by this?
>>64196507
>>64195591
Ugh, that really looks bad. Plus, that fucking trailer left not much to the imagination.
>>64196887
But we expect better from DC
>>64196754
Why did they turn the greatest supervillian in comic book history into a faggot?
>>64197577
Because they heard fans whining that they were too dark and nofunallowed, and they listened anon, by god they listened.
Not even the music was good in the trailer, even though it's a good track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bfItSe6PTo
>>64196754
... Were we in the same theater?
(Screened about 8:30 on the 27th)
>>64196589
>winter soldier
>Only good thing
Iron man, the incredible hulk, captain America
>>64197783
The Hulk movies are so unlike the MCU that a lot of people were surprised to know they are part of the MCU
>>64195526
its is a little hamfisted in its OMG A GURRRLLLL SUPER HERO approach trying to emphasise her as a badass.
i wish it wasnt a fucking doomsday rip off bad guy monster at the end though
gal gadot is still a terrible choice
>>64195526
>can't even make a decent Superman movie
>can't even make a decent Supes vs Bats movie
>SS looks like utter dogshit
>meme-man le jokesters
To be a DC fan is to live in pain
>>64197778
Nah, I was at 1:30pm yesterday.
>>64196431
That's who they should fight in their next trip to the garbage dump.
Doomsday looks like a fucking ninja turtle
All I imagine about the brainstorming meeting for this movie was this:
>Guy 1: OK we need a new cape movie, ideas?
>Guy 2: UHHH SUPERMAN
>Guy 1: We've already done Superman to death.
>Guy 2: B-BATMAN!!111!!
>Guy 1: Already had an excellent trilogy, let's not try to top that.
>Guy 2: UHHHH.... UHH... S-SUPERMAN ***VERSUS*** BATMAN!!!111!!!!!
>Guy 1: FUCKING DYNAMITE
>>64198167
as it should be in the comics
>>64195591
BOYS
MMMMMM
>>64198193
You forgot guy 3 saying "b-but muh wonderwoman"
>>64195591
>tfw BvS trailer
>tfw a very loud person starts yelling "GOD NO! GOD NO! WHY DC? WHY?"
>>64195591
The trailer honestly isn't that bad for the first minute, once Jesse Eisenberg enters it goes to complete shit. BOYS MMMMMMMM is the absolute worst way imaginable to introduce your new Lex Luthor.
>>64195526
>yfw all the DCkeks committed suicide for Christmas
I mean this sincerely:
After the newest trailer, I feel like Eisenberg will be the best thing about this new film. He was great in that small scene between Clark and Bruce, and I would like to see him take on more sociopathic roles; between Social Network and the glimpse of him as Lex, I think that may a niche to which he's naturally attuned.
I can totally envision him having been the protagonist for Nightcrawler.
>>64198347
BOYS MMMMMMMM
>yfw it actually means Wonder Woman is unrecognizable
>>64198377
>there's more chance of her making a cameo on Flash or Supergirl than in the WW movie
It's suffering
Movie looks like a hot mess and having wonder women there seems pointless.
>>64198677
Anyone wanna bet that Jew-derWoman doesn't gets BLACKED in BvS?
>>64195591
>>64199018
Not in BvS, but after WWI Steve dies in her solo movie there will be a black bull for her in other movies
>>64195591
>every other trailer tries to make the movie look serious and all about the characters
>this one has Marvel quips every 10 seconds
marketing blunder of the century
I hope that scene where Wonder Woman shows up is not in the movie and is just for the trailer. It looks so tacky
>Being excited about Iron Man 246
>Doomsday is Zod brought back to life in a Frankenstein experiment by Lex Luthor
holy shit, what
>>64199379
Then he will be resurrected as Darkseid for JL
>>64195526
Watch this recut, maybe it can rekindle your faith in this movie. It helped me get a little excited again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S2aFXb_fdk
Isn't Lex meant to be bald?
Or is this gonna be an "origin story" where he loses his hair at the end?
>>64198914
grill power senpai
>>64198677
>movies saving lives XD
>mfw this outgrosses TFA
Batman box office + Superman box office = 2 billion
>>64195591
i love the lex in this, just go full on fag pls MMMM
>>64195526
How long will the actual Batman vs Superman fight,you know the one in the title, will last, /tv/? let's make a bet.
5 minutes.
>>64198193
This. Is. /tv/.
>>64199379
Couldn't they just replace it with Bizarro,it would have made more sense
>>64200995
Fuck off, Joe.
>>64199319
just pandering to the marvel retards
except it doesn't work because marvel retards just like marvel because they are told to
>>64200995
it is Bizarro
it morphs into Doomsday though
>>64196887
Example? Seems a fare bit worse than anything I've seen in mcu.
>>64200954
Maybe like 10 minutes
>>64196887
>"lol shez a girl"
literally on the same tier as fart jokes, bravo DC
>>64201273
Every black widow quip is like this
>>64201188
>it morphs into Doomsday though
I can't even
>>64201206
Every time iron man says something
>>64195591
Kek.
I think I'll watch this just for Lex.
So what, is he really a sperg in this (and will have a moment of change in the end?) or is he only acting like it in public?
>>64201404
He's really a sperg.
>>64195526
Friend of a friend told his cousin that they storyboarded this scene with batman holding batarangs ready to throw but it looked really pathetic so they gave him a gun instead.
>>64195591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqdG04sj8sE
Much better one trims the fat
>>64201551
Seriously, Lex is the only reason I'm even mildly interested in this.
Sue Side Skwad will save the DCEU
http://heroichollywood.com/home-1/2015/12/28/suicide-squad-2nd-trailer-shot-for-shot-breakdown
>>64201510
rather it look a little pathetic over completely out of character
>>64201510
But does the father of the cousin of the friend of your friend work at Nintendo?
>>64196431
I want one to use her powers on my cock.
>>64201789
hey I'm just saying what I was told, the guy apparently works in IT and got a peak at some stuff early on, very vague and probably bullshit but it sounds like it could be real so I dont know.
>>64201551
How does he even know Clark Kent? He's introducing himself to him, meaning they're meeting for the first time personally at least (while Bruce Wayne and him already seem to be acquainted).
Is Clark a famous reporter at the tier of a celebrity or something?
Since when do you just walk up to people instead of being introduced by a third party at high class gatherings anyways, it comes off as weird.
choosing jesse eisenberg is the worst cast i have seen in a while
>>64201206
Iron man making omelette jokes when the bad guy is just in front of them
"Language!".
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
The silver guy saying "you didn't see that coming" just before he died
basically almost every line in age of ultron
>>64202061
Quip of Memetron was so fucking bad, I thought people were exaggerating but man was it a huge piece of hot dog shit.
I can't believe RLM enjoyed and recommended it, are they really Disney shills?
>>64201331
like once
ope they tag team her at the end
>>64195526
Why does batman have a gun?
>>64199319
I really couldn't think of a worse thing to happen for this movie. And to think, this is the trailer theyre showing in theaters. Are they trying to get the star wars crowd?
>>64204824
To compensate for his small dick
>>64195591
HELP ME WONDER WOMAN
>>64196898
isn't it clear?
>>64199018
>Jew-derWoman
cmon you can do better than that
>>64202109
No they liked that it was cheerful and featured superheroes saving lives, rather than grimdark DC
>>64205526
STOP, INVINCIBLE MONSTER
>>64201972
this
>>64195591
Introducing wonder woman was the smartest possible thing WB could do
>>64206944
...for Marvel
>>64207105
Use your brain for a moment
>>64201206
>Example?
Have you seen a marvel movie?
>>64195591
>she with you?
Not only did I projectile vomit until blood appeared, I think my body-temperature just dropped 2 full degrees. See you guys in a few hours, I'm off to my doctor to confirm that it's cancer.
