>hey you! yeah you in the cargo pants, wanna buy a jug of my pee?
what do?
Why the fuck would I be wearing cargo pants?
>not wearing pants
I dodged a bullet.
Yo bitch what dat ass taste like?
Buy a jug of qt dyke pee
>Ellen's got a piss jug
Just like us
>>64193453
>buy the jug
>pour it on her
>take the money back
>push her
>walk away
>>64193453
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>64193453
>cargo pants
All I own is cargo shorts. All year every season just cargo shorts.
>>64193453
ACT
>>64193453
I tell her to "Piss off".
How much is it? I don't know if I want to buy it or not. I need to know the price.
>>64193612
Is there anything she can't do?
>>64193473
Why would anyone right
http://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/we-need-to-talk-about-cargo-shorts?bffb&utm_term=.bsjeK5QZm#.esw90aAxr
>>64193682
Act, be on a talk show without mentioning that Nova Scotia is Latin for New Scotland, act, bear Children, act, reach items on the top shelf without help, act, pee sitting down, act, give me a boner, act, make these threads stop, act, earn my respect, act, accelerate critical terminals, act, build a Gundam using only her labia, act, not have yellow feet, act, grow 300ft and tear the head from Lady Liberty's shoulders, act, star in a good thread, act, look like an adult, act, bring Kanye's mother back, act, menstruate properly, act, get nude on camera, act, produce sperm, act, end the reign of "where do you think we are what is that? a scar ITT: genuinely sympathetic bad guys ITT - movies you didn't think would make you cry, but did" spam, act, play Samuel L. Jackson in Samuel L. Jackson's biography "Nigga Balls", act, provide definitive proof of the supernatural, act, come out of the closet, act, be on more than one season of Trailer Park Boys, act, play the spoons, act, be awesome, act, fathom op's sad sad life, act, capture the true essence of life and throw it into the eye of the universe, act, light up the night, act, be hot, act, successfully conceal her massive forehead, act, look like a girl, act, look like a boy, act, solve Fermat's Last Theorem, act, travel at or faster than the speed of light, act, dance at the ballet, act, recite the Qur'an word by word from memory, act, be in a Stanley Kubrick film, act, run 100 meters in less than 10 seconds, act, make adults see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, act.
>>64193453
Is she like gay or something now?
>these are no cargo pants ma'am, these are called lowcut jeans
>>64193453
DUDE IM LESBIAN AND I HATE MEN SO I DRESS LIKE MEN BECAUSE MY TOTALLY LESBIAN LOVER LIKES ME DRESSING LIKE MEN BUT SHE ALSO HATES MEN LMAO
>gay men have great taste
>gay women all have shit taste
P
O
E
T
R
Y
>>64193453
How much senpai?
>>64193453
How much for you to drink my piss?
>Ellen will never have to degrade herself for you for a paycheck
Why couldn't I be born a kike?
why isn't she back on trailer park boys?
>>64193453
>what do?
Work out, get a job in construction labor, learn her shedule etc.
>>64193453
Lol she's such a top
>tv shits on other people fashion
>people that actually go outside
>>64193453
How is this kid not constantly molested
>>64194190
>Graphic designer at Self Employed
kek
>>64194178
Gay girls don't top nor bottom. They just lick.
>>64193453
>she lives in a van down by the river
Not surprising.
>1990's
>punks wore lots of army BDU pants
>to make them comfy for swimming they'd cut them into shorts
>grungers copied it
>since grunge was big, fashion faggots immediately coped and re-named them to be "cargo shorts."
>every white-bread middle-class suburbanite has to have them now
>>64193453
I wonder if I should shave my legs.
>>64195815
that's true love t b h
Why does she still have shaved legs? She's been getting less and less hairy the more of a dyke she becomes instead of the other way around, what the fuck.
>>64195815
as a gay girl, that's bullshit
How does this make you feel?
>>64197509
I think Ellen is amazing for asking the tough questiosn out loud that most of society is too scared to have a discussion about.
>>64197509
reading that gave me aids. fuck you
>>64197509
Well, she has enough money to finance thousands of people, I'd be glad to get my share. Wouldn't mind a share of her hairy pussy and ass either.
Oh wait she's just a hypocritical piece of shit.
