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IMAGINE BEING ARNOLDIT'S EASY IF YOU TRY


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IMAGINE BEING ARNOLD
IT'S EASY IF YOU TRY
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>>64192116
WOOHOOO
YOU MAY THINK THAT SHE'S ATTRACTIVE
BUT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
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>>64192116
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>ywn fuck milf Jamie in 90s lingerie
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>>64192206
>tfw you fucked Jamie in the mid 90's
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQKNYLptWk
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>>64192116
Goddamn it I just would have slammed the fuck out of her back in the day.
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>>64192272

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlI3AKWRwE

Superior film tee bee aytch
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I must be one of the only ones that didn't find this scene attractive. I don't find her appealing at all.
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>>64192272
>>64192462
Would watch to be honest
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>>64192600

Why did you agree to do Genysis Arnie?
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