This is what Rene Dif looks like now.
He quit the music business in early 2015 and now runs a burger van, I shit you not.
>>64191748
Yikes. He was always creepy looking though, now his job just matches his appearance. What about the girl?
>>64191838
She tried to go solo in early 2000's but failed after trying to be Lady Gaga. She married Soren but apparently he's a wife beater or something like that, other than that she's not doing much at the moment.
>>64191931
Show photos. Is she still hot?
>>64191748
Where's all that sweet barbie money?
They toured a year or so back
>>64191954
I would say so, though she has aged quite a bit. This is her from 2012, I'll try and find a more recent pic.
>>64192051
They still get money every month, though Dif has 11 million in debt.
>>64191954
Barbie girl has done nude scenes in movies.
>>64192101
Is that those crime movies she did?
She also got a boob job in early 2000, she looks much better with it though it ruined her innocent girl look much to her fans dismay.
>>64191954
Still lookin' good.
>>64192101
>that delicious nip
She looks fit as fuck. Good for her
>>64192155
True, Barbie got herself some big ol' titties now.
Anyone find it weird that much of their personal lives aren't on english websites, I mean someone should have posted it somewhere. Heck, checking up on Dif made me think of writing a book about Aqua's success and fall.
The burger van is soul crushing.
>>64192083
>11 Million in debt
JUST
>>64192245
Can I touch?
Can I play?
Wow, I never expected this.
>>64192334
Doing better than most one hit wonders. How Bizarre guy is dead, for example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
>>64192334
>Deep inside he's crushed
>Driving around with his burger van
JUST
>>64191748
>>64192083
>11 million in debt
how the fuck?
>>64192368
Taking the meals on wheels and his debt into account he is the definition of JUST. It's funny how the mags in Denmark even made fun of him by saying that "will the wheels of fate remove his debt" or something along the lines of that. He looks happy though, but dead inside.
She is sexually appealing to me.
>>64192489
He's been gaining 100,000 in debt every month since mid 2000. His wealth went from 80 million to just 8 million in 6 years, 2000-2006.
>>64191748
>Writes one of the biggest pop songs of all time
>Does nothing with the rest of his life
Sounds about right.
>>64192101
>>64192157
>>64192245
she looks hotter and is more fit than any of /tv/s "waifus".
prove me wrong.
protip: you cant.
>>64192492
He'll have to sell a lot of burgers to get that 11 million.
>>64192591
>and is more fit than any of /tv/s "waifus".
>implying
>>64192571
Aqua were about as weird as mainstream pop got.
>>64192603
>What kind of burger do you want?
JUST FUCK MY BURGER UP
>>64192536
nice pornstar look going on there
>>64192628
forgot webm
>>64192603
He does this day to day mind you, from dusk to dawn he cooks burgers and makes chilly. He's even trying to get his girlfriend to help him pay his debt off.
>>64192536
Eww, you find a girl sexually appealing? What are you? Gay? Anyone who finds girls attractive must be a faggot.
black people t b h
>>64192660
I hate this woman for some reason. Just like Kiera Knightley, as soon as I saw her I immediately disliked her.
>>64192405
He's dead?
How bizarre, how bizarre
Here's google translated news post about his debt, along with JUST photo.
Friday, June 12, 2015 - 11:02 - Anders Sundling
Millions pouring out of the former Aqua-star private limited company Dif Holding
It was easier to be René Dif late 90s when a million revenues from Aqua's record sales poured into his account.
Today 47-year-old René Dif deeply indebted.
The accounts for René Dif private limited company Dif Holding reveals that 2014 ended with a deficit of 1.3 million. kr.
Thus find the net debt - also known as equity - in Dif Holding 4.8 million. kr.
The year before it stood at minus 3.5 million. kr. - so Dif has thus become 1.3 million. kr. poorer.
The actual debt Dif Holding is much higher, reaching 10.5 million. kr.
René Dif, who recently found a lawyer-girlfriend, betting on a future as a chef.
There must be stirred some of the pots to earn enough to bring one million debt of the world.
>>64192676
>tfw he has to charge for sauce
>>64192536
Why are Danes so degenerate?
>>64192830
He's got bills to pay and got to work work work every day.
>>64192868
Not anymore than anyone else fyi.
>>64192868
She's norwegian.
>>64192536
Sounds gay tbqh
>>64192822
I want to get off Rene's Burger Van!!!
>>64192884
>Not anymore than anyone else fyi.
I don't know, are there any decent people there at all? It seems like it's a soulless shithole where no one cares about anything but degenerate sex and money. Same goes for most of western europe now, Germany, especially nordic countries, etc. What the fuck happened.
>>64192868
Thought she was from Norway?
>>64192334
>all that jewelry while preparing food
>masterchef tattoo
>selling burgers from a van
absolute fucking pleb
>TFW Ken-burgers
You could say he sells hankie-pankies...
Dane here
You can also buy these chips in the store
>Rene comeback 2016
>>64193146
Are they any good? And does anyone even buy them?
>>64192822
What's that in realbucks?
>>64193190
3 million something british pounds. I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80EL5tJmH7g
>>64191699
>That pic
Was Aqua proto-vaporwave?
>>64193259
Now that's just creepy.
>>64193173
No idea.
Haven't even bought a bag myself
>>64193304
I don't have any facepalm reaction images on my new laptop I'll have you know.
I have the dvd with the live concert from 2009 and the dvd with the music video and the behind the scenes, if anyone wants it I can make a torrent or you can get it on ru tracker I think.
>>64193417
I was just meme-in', f4m.
What's everyone's favourite music video or track?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maUPpTiU-mo
>>64193459
So you're like an actual fan? I didn't know they made anything other than their hits. Maybe you should write that book.
They should have stuck to doing corny songs. They ruined themselves when they went grimdark.
>>64193533
cartoon heroes
>>64193556
I think it was the end of euro pop/concordance by the time their fame declined. Having a sinlges career would do good for the imo
>>64193539
Yep, I'm a fan. I've got very fond memories of their songs.
They had a comeback in 2009-2011 with new songs and an album, it sold alright but was considered a failure. I found it alright, some songs like playmate to Jesus were good but stuff like fuck me like a robot are just stupid.
>>64193533
DR JONES CALLING DR JONES
>>64193628
A singles career?
Did you get lost on the way to moo or something?
>>64193628
Their solo careers weren't too good, Lene had a thing going but it didn't go anywhere since she wanted to become an actor.
Anyone know the real reason behind their breakup, other than rumours.
>>64193795
I got like one post before it was archived, there's only newfags and nostalgia fags on /mu/.
>>64193635
Post your last.fm
Want a burger tv?
>>64194000
Ain't got one, I actually own most of my music.
>>64193795
Its just a /sp/edditor trying to force an old /mu/ meme on here because hes late to the party m8
>>64194048
Now you're just making stuff up.
>>64194043
Would love torture him by being a rude customer. Spitting the burger out, demanding he re-cook it, telling him he's useless, telling him he's a joke has-been, etc.
How would he react?
>>64194107
He'd start singing.
Actually I bet he would throw cooking oil all over you and set you on fire, all the while taking selfies.
>>64194107
He'd kick your ass.
Rene is pretty hot post more.
>>64194097
Nah m8
those rejects did the same thing for that black guy and his baking soda song
>>64192655
Fucking hilarious buddy !
>>64194107
He'd bend you over and give you a hankie pankie.
>>64194606
Well I ain't meming.
How do you even get 11mil in debt? You cant even climb out of a hole like that in one lifetime
>>64197240
His debt has climbed 100,000 every month since 2005, he still gets monthly checks though.
>>64197393
Every month? Did he sell his soul or have a faberge egg addiction? Even If he still gets checks and stopped eating for five years he still wouldn't pay it off
>DAN IN THE VAN
>THE BURGER'S MAN
>>64197393
I'm glad he spent the money on that sweet burger van/cart thingie.. how many burgers do you have to sell to pay back that debt and still maintain a comfortable living?
>>64197955
>he lives in the van also
>>64198105
Down the river, I take it?
