>Luke just so happens to dump his daughter on the same planet where the Millennium Falcon eventually winds up
Wait, what the fuck? I can ignore a lot of bullshit... but that's just preposterous. How fucking small is this "galaxy" anyway?
called fate yo
>>64163888
Star Wars Episode 7: The Forced Plot Awakens
>>64163888
And then they get caught by Alan Solo's ship.
>>64163888
small enough for the starkiller base to be able to destroy several planets in far away systems in a matter of seconds
>>64163888
nice trips
Han said something about that but I can't remember what it was.
>>64163888
>rey knows more about the Falcon than Han
>she gives quirky workarounds and fixes the machine
>she shows the old white guy whos boss
>>64163888
the same way Kirk ended up on a planet that had old spock, who could tell him and us what happened and why it happened and Scotty, who along with Spock's Mary Sue knowledge, could some how get kirk back on the ship and further along the plot with a bit of mary sued convenience.
It's Jar Jar Jew Abrahms at it again.
>Han can't find the Falcon
>Takes off from Jakkuu
>Three seconds later he finds it
Well I guess he is pretty old and senile. Is this the Han Solo equivalent of leaving your prescription glasses on your head and then forgetting where they are?
>>64163888
Small enough for you
It's a big galaxy.
>>64163888
Wait Luke is Ray's father?
>>64164380
no, Ray is
>>64163973
And for people on a different planet in what looks to be a different system to see the explosions midday.
>>64164468
Ray is younger than Luke
>>64164513
>not using the force to keep your pussy in pristine condition
>>64164567
She is hot. Just got back from the movie. Her face is beautiful and bet she has a great tummy
>>64163888
It was the will of the force you fucking dumb nigger.
Did you even watch the prequels?
>>64163888
Darth Vader being Luke's father is what started this, by the way
>the galaxy is small
are you from 1978??
