What was his name again?
>>64163012
TRASH
INTO
DARKNESS
>>64163012
Lt.Smash
Captain Phantom
Sergeant Screentime.
Captain Trash.
General Smegma
>>64163012
Captain Senpai, I think. The name signifies that he and the other storm troopers are buddies.
Cpr. Furiosa
Private Phantasy
Capt. Shiny Toy
Captain Phantasm
It's a chick and she's Phasma something.
Captain Compactor.
>>64163012
BOBA FETT
Major Merchandise
Fannygasm
>>64163012
le SJW GoT ebin cameo
>ywf she will make it back for next movie
Diana Dumpster
Sapphires
>>64164983
And what would she do? She's basically a TRAITOR herself. Without the shiny armor she's nothing and she should stand trial for treason.
The Silver Stormer
Lt. Trash
>>64163012
The aptly name Captain Not-Appearing-In-This-Movie
>think she's going to be a cool character
>buy her toy as a present your wife's kid
>it turns out she's a shit character that doesn't appear in the movie
>fun toy turns into shit
Did any of you made that mistake?
>>64165035
Disney's options right now:
A) She just comes back and nothing is explained. "Wait for upcoming movies" and "leave your mind behind".
B) They give some shitty explanation like C3PO's "you maybe didn't recognize me because of the red arm" followed by "I'm going to replace my arm"
C) Actually Phasma is a clone and you have thousands and thousands of Phasmas to meme up the next movies for a billion years
>>64165280
That feel when the new generation of clones are all female Phasmas.
Captain Compact
Commander Crap
General Garbage
Sargent Scum
Director Droppings
Major Muck
Lieutenant Litter
>>64163012
General Compactors
>>64165166
>tfw wife's Bull gets the kid a blaster that he likes a lot more than your gift
