>I'll be there in x hours
>you have x-1.
>>64155735
>how do you know this will work?
>I don't
>>64155735
>what is plan x
>this was plan x
>Theoretically it IS possible
please more
Isn't it a little early for one sentence to BTFO /tv/ altogether? sigh ok well here goes:
>>64155735
name one movie where this happens
>>64155956
name one movie where this happens
>>64156243
name one movie where this happens
>>64156270
name one movie where this happens
These are leddit-tier dogshit threads OP
>>64156270
wowow name one movie where this happens. literally one.
>>64156394
Do you watch movies at all? I bet you just browse /tv/ for shitposting purposes.
>>64156394
he's behind me isn't he
>>64156644
do you? you're the one shitposting instead of naming one movie with your vast knowledge.
/tv/ can't handle this question. watch:
>>64156683
name one movie where this happens
>villians last name sounds like death/kill in a foreign language.
>>64156778
please name literally even just one movie where this happens
>What a minute if you're here... then who's that!?
>>64156820
Killgrave
Dr. Victor von Doom
etcetera
all capeshit.
>>64156751
>accusing person of shitposting
>proceeds to follow up with a meme reply to someone else
great job
>>64156394
>it's an anime poster thinks he's superior to anyone episode
>>64156876
how is kill and doom foreign?
and don't do an etc when trying to pro
>>64156394
>literally typing "sigh"
>literally using anime images
Just leave man, get your weaboo shit and go.
>>64156876
None of those are "kill" in another language. Holy shit try watching a real movie instead of exclusively capeshit. And know what other languages are
BTFO x3 in this thread already.
>>64157017
I speak spanish, moron.
>character is sad
>it's raining
>walking along the sidewalk
>car splashes them with water
Can someone please name at least three films where this happens?
>>64156820
Voldemort in Harry Potter.
>>64156778
Literally Voldemort
>>64156863
Name a movie where this happens
>>64157148
4th Harry Potter
>i've got five kids man. they'll die witout meat
>>64157185
dont bait the troll, he hasnt seen a single movie in his entire life, just anime shit (which ironically is loaded with tons of that shit too
)
>>64157281
hi leddit
>>64157102
This happened to me two weeks ago and I threw a soggy news paper at the car and started yelling in the middle of the street and chasing them.
They'll think twice before splashing anyone ever again
>Vietnam movie
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>64157532
Imagine if the car stopped and the driver asked you what the problem was and the driver was blind and didn't even notice they splashed you.
>MC meets main bad guy in battle
>"We're not so different, you and I"
>>64157665
Name 10 movies where that happens.
>>64156863
>iFunny.co
>>64158217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQKNYLptWk
>cut the green wire
>>64155735
>I'll be there in x hours
>Nah, that's too early. Make it x+1 hours
>>64156751
scooby doo
>>64158284
bretty gud
>>64158312
>THEY 'RE ALL GREEN
>>64156394
Wow. Do you not understand how threads like these work? You just post a trope. Get it?
>>64157004
>surely you jest? here, let me help. is English the only language?
>I need to flush the RAM so that the CPU can handle more bits per second!
>In English, point dexter
>>64158848
>point dexter
>hot woman enters scene
>slow motion
>>64158848
>point dexter
>>64158914
>>64159046
samefag
>>64157665
>not using the right pepe
Let me help with that
>we need someone who's strong, smart, and brave enough!
>w-why are you all looking at me?
>cuts the wrong wire
>clock starts moving faster
>>64158848
>point dexter
>implying it's not usually x/2
>>64159349
>cuts the right wire with 1 second left
>>64158848
>doint pexter
>>64159407
>cuts the wire with 3 seconds left or 7 seconds left or 30 seconds left
>you are fully aware the writer or director considered leaving it to 00:01, but decided it would be too cliche
Immersion ruined.
>"tough" female character is just an asshole
>>64158312
why would you cut the ground wire
Name at least 38 kinos, 7 cinerama, 15 joints and 4 motion pictures where all of these things happen
>>64159806
dumb dumb frogposter poster
>>64159806
Hi 9gag.
>>64159407
>THIS WASN'T THE REAL BOMB
>>64155735
>I think I can make it, it's 500 feet away
>You have 400 feet
>I can do it
>He's fast
>Bomb timer at 15 seconds
>3 minutes of action scenes follow
>Bomb timer now at 3 seconds
>manually cocks handgun unnecessarily
>>64162157
I loved that scene in strikeback where he racks the bolt on an ak and a bullet pops out.
>protagonist man throws himself into taxi
>follow that car
>.... on it
>>64162726
>Camera pans up to arial shot of NY street packed with identitical taxis
>Losthim.jpg
>"you need training"
>closes eyes for 5 seconds
>"Not anymore"!!!
>president is unavailable
>GET ME THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!
>gives up shooting
>*uncocks gun*
>protagonist's car gets fucked up
>reappears later in the film with no damage whatsoever and no mention of the repairs
>protagonist has clear access to a telephone
>SOMEBODY CALL 911
>characters fall into a muddy river, wake up in the morning, just been in a hurricane, etc.
>two camera cuts later their clothing is dry and in place and their hair is perfect
>>64156270
thats better
>>64156394
>he hasnt watched movies
>only animes, so hes only familiar with harem trops
FUCKING
PLEK DETECTED
>>64157325
hello /a/
>>64157669
haha simply eric
can i share this on facebook
haha
>Thanks, EINSTEIN. Now in English please.
>threatened to be turned to the state council
>claims to be the state council
>proceeds to launch a spinning move forseen by no one
>>64162726
I wonder what a RL taxi driver would do if you were to hastily jump into his car and shout "follow THAT car, go go go!"
>>64163996
its a good trick
>>64163961
Tell me ONE anime where this happens
>>64164201
I can't, anime is perfect
>You don't love me, you love x
>>64156394
OP's happens in Winter Soldier
>Movie starts with a shot of a man in a casket
>"Yep that's me"
>gun falls onto the floor and magically goes off
>>64164472
It's true. All of it.
>>64164941
autism
>cut to shot of future black president giving speech
>how can i trust you
>you can't
>>64165041
god I hate this image
>You and I, we're not so different
>>64165100
But my wife's son is
> "What's plan B?"
> "This is plan B!"> What's plan C?
> "Run!"
> On-screen sex
> They're wearing clothes
> She pulls the sheets above her chest afterwards
> He gets out of bed and there's a long shot of his naked ass
EVERY. TIME.
>Dont you die one me
>oh ok
>comes back to life
>>64165205
>he has his jeans on
>suddenly they have sex even though nothing really changed down there
>few seconds later he gets off of her and goes "phew"
>Beach Boys movie
>That's not me starts playing
> Villain finally corners the hero and points the gun at his head
> "Click"
>>64165377
premature ejaculation being represented
>MC has an harem lusting for his dick
>he doesn't bang all of them
everytime
>>64165612
>hero calmly confronts villain
>villain takes out gun, points at hero, and *clicks*
>non-chalantly delivered smug line that implies the hero got there first and emptied the gun
> "I wouldn't do that if I were you"
> He does it
>>64156270
Scully to Mulder, every episode.
>>64156820
Inception
>>64166767
And she wasn't wrong
>ok! but i'll need atleast a day!
>you've got 1 hour
>Time for Plan B
What's plan B?
>RUN!
>blue wire or red wire
>red wire
>time stops
>the good guy and the good guy's close friend/girlfriend have to run away
>they're at the train station/airport
>good guy:"I can't go with you!"
>goofy sidekick offers a plan to badass hero
>"this isn't the movies, kid."
>>64166995
>>64166964
>>64167039
already covered
stupid frogposters
>>64163996
Jesus Christ, I bet you can't even name one movie where this happens
>>64167260
Lethal weapon 3, Danger, Maximum crime
>>64167260
Rebel without a cause
>That's it you're off the case
>case gets solved later
FILTHY
>>64157102
zoolander, the mask and scrooged
>unloading crates while talking to detectives
>doesnt stop unloading crates
>>64167574
name at least 50 movies that do this
>IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>NO IT'S NECESSARY
>Well, well, well, we meet again...
>>64167850
Every Law and Order episode ever made
>>64166472
Yes. Considerably.
>protag walks/drives into the distance
>wide shot, camera pans up into the horizon
>"it's just a shot away" starts playing
>>64168114
holy shit, it's actually true
>>64168080
I thought i was the only person that used that reaction picture.
I guess we're reaction bros now haha :P
>>64168389
cancer
>This plan just might work as long as we don't have a disaster
>Very next scene, there's a disaster
>YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU
>character A asks trivial question to character B in the beginning of the movie
>character B gives a one word answer to that question one hour into the movie and expects character A to know what he/she is taking about.
>*turns key* car doesnt start
>*turns key harder* car starts
>>64168694
>"colonoscopy"
>"hm? What?!"
>"You asked me why I didn't propose to you at the restaurant this morning. I had to go take my rectal exams"
>Hero has the villain at gunpoint
>"You don't think you can actually shoot me, can you?"
>Hero doesn't just shoot the villain in the foot or the leg.
My favourite kind of thread
>>64155735
>>64155956
>>64156270
>>64156683
>>64156778
>>64156863
>>64157665
>>64158582
>>64159203
>>64159407
>>64161411
>>64161722
>>64163570
>>64163961
>>64164695
>>64165041
>>64166964
>>64166995
>>64167116
>>64167942
God I love pepe, easily meme of the year
>>64168779
"What is the femoral artery, Alex?"
i can't think of specific movies but you know that trope where a character wants to impress the group he's in by having just found a useful object but they're like "wait, where did you find that crowbar?" "oh, someone literally stuck it underneath the door, weird eh" and it turns out they had put it there so the facilities they're in wouldnt fall apart or to keep the monsters out or something
i've been seeing it a lot lately
>>64155735
>suck that black Dingus you racist fuck!
>okay
>This can't get any worse!
>Immediately gets worse
>>64169378
>fuck my wife
bravo!
>>64158848
>point dexter
>>64161722
BUT
>>64159129
you cant samefag the same reply to a post
>you ever done x drug before man?
>what am I in for?
>Jimi Hendrix starts playing
>>64170000
Neat quads
>>64158284
TV IS A SHIP BOARD
>I'm just going to the store to buy some groceries
>>64156778
>tfw my name means 'to kill' in Finnish
>tfw even my boss told me once 'haha your'e weird'
I'm damned to be a villain, aren't I?
>main character lives in a house
>main character wears pants
>main character actually says things
>>64170388
Name one porno where this happens.
>ready?
>ready for what?
>THAT
>You can't quit me, I'm fired!
>baddy gets his eyes gouged out
>"Keep an eye out for ya!"
>"Yeah, SEE ya!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY
>fighting a giant person/monster/thing
>it's slow
>>64167260
Eyes Wide Shut, Dr. Doolittle, Grown Ups 2.
>>64170387
Your name is Tappaa?
What the hell
>helicopter appears
>it aint me/dunderdundun! begins to play
>London scene
>Islamic prayer calls in the background
>>64159407
>"how much time was left?"
>"you don't wanna know"
>>64167148
>the force doesn't work that way!
>>64167850
name at least 50 movies
