Just marathon'd episodes 1-6 of Star Wars and here is the final ranking. I watched chronologically to avoid any "muh nostalgia" or "they ruined so and so".
VI>III>IV>II>V>I
1>2-7
It seems to be generational. I prefer the OT but my wife's son who is 11 year olds clearly prefer the prequels with the exception of clones which he think is pretty dull. He loves Mace Windu though.
>>64150239
my wife loves mace windu
>>64150239
>>64150261
5>4>3>6>1>7>2
>>64150239
>my wife's son
>loves mace windu
oy vey
5>4>6>1=3>7>2
5>4>3>6>2=7>1
>>64150239
When I was a kid I also loved the prequels more than the originals. I think it was mainly because the prequels looked 'newer' and had tons mindless action.
7>4>5>3>2>1
This is the correct order
IV>V>IV>VII>I>III>II
Now we've finally settled this we can stop these boring discussions. Mods please close this thread.
Why do people like V so much?
>boring start with all the Hoth shit, wasting 15 minutes of film looking for Luke and cringey back and forth from Han and Leia
>Dumb goofy Yoda who doesn't actually teach him shit
>Another boring 15 minutes wasted of just the Falcon in an asteroid...riveting
>Only the final 20 minutes of the film is actually worth watching.
>>64150195
4>6=3>5>2>1
>>64150469
I feel more like
V>VI>IV>III=VII>I>II
>>64150514
Luke having a black dad
>>64150195
I'd put 3 above 6 personally. 3, 6 and 5 are all fairly interchangeable though.
CHECK EM
>>64150611
sigh
>>64150195
Near Patrician status anon. Good on ya
>>64150239
this meme needs to go
>>64150682
Why? Does it bring up uncomfortable memories?
4>5>6>7>3>2>1
>>64150434
>I think it was mainly because the prequels looked 'newer' and had tons mindless action.
Mindless action and also as kid you don't notice story problems. Little kids get confused by the plot of most films, so the prequels being convoluted and nonsensical is not a factor.
Anyway, here's my rating which is obviously 100% objectively true:
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Revenge of the Sith; Force Awakens
5. Attack of the Clones
6. Phantom Menace
>>64150514
V is very good in my opinion, but its goodness gets magnified by fans to ridiculous levels.
>boring start with all the Hoth shit, wasting 15 minutes of film looking for Luke
I agree, looking for Luke took too long and isn't relevant because you know he's not going to die 5 minutes into the film. But it sets up his use of the force pretty well which leads into Obi Wan contacting him through a vision.
>cringey back and forth from Han and Leia
I really liked their relationship, it's not all hunky-dorey after the last film and there's still tension.
>Dumb goofy Yoda who doesn't actually teach him shit
I thought Yoda was great, not teaching him how to swing a lightsaber around, it's more philosophical than that.
>Another boring 15 minutes wasted of just the Falcon in an asteroid...riveting
I like the detours, they add a sense of adventure.
>Only the final 20 minutes of the film is actually worth watching.
That definitely is the best part, and probably why people like the film so much. The rest is more fun space adventure but nothing to go crazy over.
7>6>2>3>4>5>1
>>64150718
nah, I just think it's unfunny
5>4>7>6>3>1>2
This is objectively correct. Jedi is only marginally better than Revenge, if it's better at all.
5>4>7>6>3>1>2
It is known.
>>64150830
>>64150845
#tru
any other lists are just memes
>>64150195
>I just watched all the movies, that makes me an expert on Star Wars!
>>64150859
>>64150845
>>64150830
redditors gone wild
V>IV>I=VII>VI>III>II
>>64150830
>>64150845
> TFA that high
>>64150830
>>64150845
Switch 1 and 2 then I'd agree. But they're both so bad that it doesn't really matter anyway.
OK
SHUT UP
ALL OF YOU
STOP POSTING
5 IS GOOD. HATING 5 IS LITERALLY A MEME OPINION
6 SUCKS. LIKING SICK IS A NOSTALGIA-DRIVEN REDDIT OPINION.
3 IS GOOD. DISLIKING 3 IS A REDDITLETTERMEDIA FAGGY OPINION
4 IS GOOD, END OF.
7 IS A GLIB FACSIMILE.
1 IS BETTER THAN 2. MUCH BETTER
THESE ARE ALL TRUE. ORDER THEM HOWEVER YOU LIKE, BUT BARE IN MIND THIS OBJECTIVE FACTS
>IM OUT
>>64150896
>Episode I > anything
I guess a case can be made for being better than II but come on.
>>64150365
Are you me?
>>64150195
>V second last
>III in the top 3
>>64150195
If V is not your first you know nothing about cinema. I don't usually talk like that but it is by far the best movie. Characters, suspension, pacing and effects are the best here.
And I say this is someone who doesn't really care about Star Wars.
I>II>III>IV>V>VI>VII
This is the only objectively correct order.
>>64150899
>TFA not that high
>>64150927
6 isn't that bad, 3 isn't that good.
>>64150913
>>64150928
If you think 2 isn't the worst you haven't watched them in a while.
1 at least is memorably bad, even though plot-wise it's superfluous. 2 is a more important movie and is just 100% boring as fuck except for a few scenes that were executed poorly. 1 had more really bad shit, but there were also actually some good scenes.
>>64150997
friendly reminder that if you're a man and you'd rather fuck her than based harrison you're literally homosexual
>>64150239
nigga go back to /sp/ please
>>64150997
TFA is worse than every george movie
>>64151024
/cuck/ my shit up, the post
I know you bait bro.
>>64150195
I'll fix that for you:
V
VI-IV-VII
III
II
I
Everything other opinion is kekked.
>>64150261
Prepare the Bull!
>>64151056
here is your (You) now please go back to /sp/ - ShitpostingI have to admit that the whole wife's son meme on /tv/ is super subtle cause they don't know about it yet so they overlook it, but I am used to seeing it in every thread on /sp/ so I am not fooled
>>64150469
This guy got it, you win
>>64150365
Justify why sith was better than jedi.
>>64150469
III worse than I, what.
I rewatched it recently and it's actually pretty damn decent.
>>64150514
Great locations, great story, no silly happy ending, Yoda appears, and is a troll, ebins fight, ebins feels.
It's my fav because of the fucken feels you get from Luke. Mark is a great actor.
In VII the only good part is when they killed off Han Solo. That alone ruined many sperglords childhoods and put them on suicide watch. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
>>64151152
>implying /tv/ isnt /sp2.0/
>>64150239
very nice, you guys are getting better by the day
>>64151304
>That alone ruined many sperglords childhoods and put them on suicide watch.
What? No.
Everyone expected and even wanted that.
People wanted that so much that it kind of felt like cheap pandering to me.
![wQps42r[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pvTCYLK.png "wQps42r[1].png")
>>64150195
Allow me to remind you of why VI can never be better than V, the actual best movie.
And VI is the only contender. Anyone who thinks any of the other movies are better than V needs to stop talking about movies forever.
We finally did it guys.
The OFFICIAL /tv/™ approved Star™ Wars™ tier list.
>>64151376
>Allow me to remind you of why VI can never be better than V, the actual best movie.
I allow you.
whatw was wrong with AoTC again?
>>64151265
I rewatched III a few days ago and it is not damn decent. It is slow boring poorly written stiffly deliver dialogue scenes intercut with some moderately effective dramatic scenes and lukewarm action.
It's just a boring movie that, no matter how much you want to like it, is constantly forcing you to ask yourself "why am I watching this?"
>>64151379
>3 better than 6
>prequels better than 7
Begun, the prequel shitpost war has.
V > IV > VI
>>64151406
He reminded you without your approval, see Ewok image you fucking idiot.
>>64151376
V is the only one I haven't re-watched in the last week but based on my memory I think it may still be the #1 compared to VII
>>64151437
Serious question, what's with all the prequel hating redditors lately?
>>64151434
> le angsty teen viewer
So 7 is the best right?
>>64151346
I don't know about that, I know of a few dorks that took it pretty hard. But I can see the real hardcore autistic fans that read the books and are deep into EU wanting it.
>>64151407
The same things that are wrong with both other prequels.
>>64151458
>see Ewok image
Yeah that's not a good reason
>>64151304
>In VII the only good part is when they killed off Han Solo.
It left me cold. I couldn't give a fuck. Solo died 30 years ago. This was just Ford acting.
More feels when I saw Luke.
>>64151346
It was a weaker part of the movie but they had to do it. There needs to be a break from the old movies and some indication that we aren't about to get 3 movies of Han Solo/other characters saying "Remember me from those movies you like?"
>>64151533
I don't give a shit one way or the other, I was just pointing out how stupid you were for not getting what he was saying.
>>64151478
>liking prequels
>be over 18
I know the lightsaber fights are cool and flashy but there is more to star wars than that.
>>64151509
which is?
>>64151554
It could have been decent and held more meaning if Han and Leia were still together, but smuggler Han dieing is literal who gives a fuck tier.
IV > V > VII > VI > III > II > I
IV>III>V>VI>II>>>>>>>I
>>64151573
3 has the best score
Most emotional scenes
Best space battle
No jar jar
I can get hating 2 and 1, which are both fairly flawed. But 3? Fuck you m8
>>64151301
Go watch the super-cut of all the luke/vader scenes in V.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-DeI3ohVbY
This fight is more engaging than basically anything else in the series.
>>64151479
V/IV > VII > I/II/III/VI
>>64151717
Yeah, pretty much
>>64150195
>VI above V
>V being that low
1=2=3=4=5=6=7
>>64151717
> 6 with the prequels
Angsty teen confirmed.
V > VII > VI > IV > III > I > II
Objectively right fuck you autistic faggots.
>>64151601
Agreed. I don't like the whole "Hans a smarmy wise-guy making whacky deals with gangsters and getting into hot water" thing. It feels really forced (heh) and not in line with anything about his arc from the first 3.
>>64150195
Watch despecialized editions.
If you saw SE you did it wrong.
It's ridiculous how much better despecialized version is.
>>64151670
>best score
true
>most emotional scenes
Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padmé: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
Padmé: But it's probably true
>best space battle
False, ep6 has the best space battle. And it doesn't look like a video game
>No Jar Jar
He's right there at the end motherfucker.
Being the best movie of the prequels doesn't mean its good.
>>64151768
V/IV > VII >> VI > I/II/III
Happy?
IV = V > VI = VII >>>>>> I > III >> II
why is it in-fashion for everyone on this board to pretend they are cuckolds
>>64150239
I'm impressed by how subtle and clever this is, good job /tv/
>>64150927
>3 IS GOOD
Diagnosis: autism.
>>64151670
IIIs space battle started off with a great establishing shot and then became two people flying in a straight line and talking while NOBODY FUCKING SHOT AT THEM. Literally showed you how the entire movie was going to go in the first 5 minutes.
III a shit all around.
>>64151558
>I was just pointing out how stupid you were for not getting what he was saying.
When people make a thread saying "Post great movies" with a pic of a movie(which they obviously imply is great) and people respond with something like "waiting", are you so autistic that you seriously believe that they missed that the OP posted a (great) movie rather than that they're disagreeing?
>>64151817
/tv/ is trying to be /sp/ right nowand I have to admit they are doing a really good job of it, that shit was subtle and sneaky as fuck
>>64151774
>A New Hope is worse than a "soft reboot" (remake) that has shittier pacing, characters and directing
>>64151376
IV is and will always be the best SW movie.
>>64151376
>Muh Ewoks suck
meme opinion. Ewoks are fine.They're part of RoTJ's universe-building scope, adding more alien species to the series(Something ESB unfortunately lacked beyond Yoda and some beasts). They work great as an analogue for any small, downtrodden tribe being persecuted by a malevolent kingdom, both from any number of fairytale stories, fantasy fiction, or real life. Most of the animosity towards them seems to be out of them being too cute or made just to make toys, but within the movie they're decidedly scraggly, feral looking things and not the cute sanitized versions seen in cartoons and plush toys.If you hate the Ewoks, you might as well hate the Jawas or any number of small aliens.
>>64151888
Ewoks are not the only thing wrong with VI.
>>64151853
Yes but it had those whaaaacky ball droid that did slapstick on the outside of the ship!
>>64151670
>RotS space battle
>good
Yeah, 20 seconds of video game cutscene then minutes of boring as fuck flight to the ship while fighting retarded mini droids.
>>64150195
>Revenge of the Sith ranked above A New Hope
>Attack of the Clones ranked above The Empire Strikes Back
0/10
>>64151929
This is where we all knew the movie was going to be garbage.
I remember having some hope going into this but that all went right out the window 2 hours before Mace had a chance to.
>>64151798
The capital ships literally do nothing in 6. Its not better, although it is better than anything in 7.
As for emotional scenes, pretty much everything from obi wan and anakins final talk through padme leaving for mustafar is top notch.
>>64151888
Most of the animosity is from the fucking 20 minutes of slow-ass ewok screen time painfully showing their disposition, culture, and traditions to us but at least the actors are emoting with midgets in suits instead of tennis balls on sticks.
>>64151670
>best space battle
Fucking KOTOR had a more compelling space battle.
V > IV = VI > VII > III > I > II
Simple.
>>64152000
>" killing younglings"
>Literally couldn't say that line without laughing
>top notch
Fuck you
>>64152095
Switch vii and vi and yes
>>64150195
I know you spergelords live to cry about SJW but I need to share an anecdote that will hopefully grow your heart just a little bit.
My grilfriend had kind of a rough childhood (shitty divorce) and loves star wars. Star Wars was something that really helped her bond with her mother during that time and the whole Escapism/fantasy universe thing obviously appeals to kids in that type of situation.
She wanted star wars everything, she even dressed up as luke for halloween and got made fun of for it.
So she is over the fucking moon that VII has Rey because she knows any little girls now who are like she was will have Rey to look to.
>>64152266
Still a bad character.
>>64152266
But Rey is not a good role model, she's a Mary Sue that never faces any opposition.
>>64152387
Uh... Rey is the female self-insert of the multiple male authors?
>>64152530
Mary Sue as an idealized character.
>>64152655
No, Mary Sue is an author's idealized self insert for the purpose of wish fulfillment.
>>64152655
I didn't know Yoda was a Mary Sue
>>64152266
>having a transgender Partner
u gay bra
>>64150195
>marathoning more than one movie
Why are you lying?
>>64150738
The only logical ranking
>>64152682
No Mary Sue is specifically the character from "A Trekkie's Tale"
>>64150195
I watched the original films for the first time a week ago and ROTJ was easily the best. Does it really get shit on so much because of some fucking bears?
>>64152812
That character is where the name comes from and that character is an author's idealized self insert for the purpose of wish fulfillment
6>5>3>4>1>2
easy
>>64151766
True.
Same stupid dialogs
Same stupid universe
Same lame jokes
Same 'muh force is everywhere but onluny a few poepa can change alot whith it'
It's sad that just few people out of SW and IJ nerd community know George Lukas not by this ultra naive idiotic shit, but with a really great things like American Graffiti or THX-1138. I think this much success of Star Wars that created a literal cult with it's followers was mistake.
Watched all six movies in release order over the last few days
V>III>VI>IV>I>II
I liked Sith a lot more than I expected to and liked New Hope a lot less than I expected to. Fun series though. 2 is the only one that I really didn't like.
>>64153176
This honorable man knows it right.
>>64150730
3>2>7>6>4>1>5
>>64150830
I agree with you anon
>>64152999
Oh so you understand how language can evolve to a point B, but not C.
>>64155013
That is a very haphazard argeement
>>64150239
>loves Mace Windu
He literally has no character. He does nothing except die in that one scene
You mean he loves playing as Windu in a video game or he loves Windu's action figure, or he loves Samuel L Jackson
>>64150469
You know what, 4 IS both better than and not as good as 5
>>64151379
nice meme
>>64154729
Kaylo is too omega and passive for her. She actually like to fuck lesser rank with fake penis or else, Fin was pretty much one of rape victism of Orgasma.
I>II>III>IV>V>VI>VII
Get rekt*
V > IV > VI > VII > III > II > I
>>64150239
>>64150261
does your mailman look like Sam Jackson by any chance?
>>64150195
Anyone that thinks 5 isn't objectively the best film is a retard.
V > VI = IV > III > I > II
If you marathon'd them before seeing VII like any true fan you would come to the realization that VII doesn't belong on this list yet, if ever
>>64150195
>I watched chronologically to avoid any "muh nostalgia" or "they ruined so and so".
Are you retarded?
>>64156307
That post went completely over your head didn't it?
>>64156670
This is mine, though there are parts of VI I like more than anything in IV.
I prefer VI over V solely because of the vader/luke/emperor stuff
>>64150195
>II>V
>>64156359
This actually makes sense
5>6>4>7>3>1>2
>>64157233
>>64157213
5 is HIGHLY underrated.
>thinking Jedi is a good film due to nostalgia
It rehashes ANH and ESB even moreso than TFA.
The only good parts are the Emporer, Vader and Luke scenes.
>made Leia Lukes twin sister just so they could try and one up the Vader twist
>made Hans freezing pointless for a cold opening that has no relevance
>can't think of anything else so secondary plot is to reuse the Deathstar
>Han and Leia have nothing to do so make up some shield bullshit and re-establish relationship drama with the Twin shit
>Galaxy saving battle is decided by a bunch of primitive teddy bears as opposed to the efforts of the Rebellion
>too cheap to afford Wookies
>>64150514
so you only like action scenes then?
>empire strikes back good
Cloud City sucked
Hoth battle sucked
Fucking asteroid worms sucked
Lightsaber duel sucked
Luke, I am your father completely butchered by remake
Only good scenes were the cave and Yoda's training.
5 > 1 > 7 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2
just facts
>2
>Better than anything
o i am laffin
5>4=7>3=6>1>2
>IV
>ever anything but the best
This is how to spot plebs
IV>VI>V>I didn't watch II & III > VI
VI was abysmal and I was bored throughout.
>>64157725
Are you really saying midgets were half price m8?
4>5>6>7>3>1>2
This is the proper non shit opinion
>>64158181
This is the patrician opinion.
>>64150239
>he loves mace dindu
Does he love that big warm dingus though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiVYtso6X0M
VI > V > I > VII > IV > III > II
>>64151304
wasn't really a shock, but it was also easily avoidable. Would have been way more surprising if kylo ren actually joined him
5 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2
II > III > I > IV > V > VI > VII
>>64151888
i think the frustration is an elite army with tech getting done in by tribals with rocks
it's just a little cheap
but VI is otherwise fucking perf
>>64151985
kek
>>64152101
I dunno. Ewan McGregor may have miffed that bit up but on Mustafar that man spat fire in terms of an acting performance.
>>64152266
The reason that Ep VII is so fucking shit is because they discarded the EU not to write a new story - but to regurgitate it for pissbabies.
Rey is Ren's twin sister. I'm calling it, they're even gonna recycle that.
>>64150469
VII is the worst, sorry
V=IV>VI=VII>I>III>II
>>64157725
gr8 b8 m8
>>64161714
absolutely horseshit
you know what it was?
the score sucked
every other star wars film has a god damned electric score and this piece of shit just has a god damned generic background piece of shit
fuck disney
V>IV>VI=VIII>II>III>I
>>64161830
>>64162144
You're both close
5>4>7>3>6>1>2
Jedi fucking blows
>>64162214
how is 3>6?
V>IV>VI=III>I>II>>>>>>>>>>>>VII
The Force Awakens Into Darkness was sanitized, soulless garbage.
5=7>4>3>1>2
>>64162390
I didn;t really see it but did she cut his hand off?
>>64162214
>ROTS is better than ROTJ meme
>>64162365
>soulless
what does this mean explain it to me please
>>64162420
no just sheared off part of his clothing
I thought the same at first
>>64150239
>my
>wife's
>son
>>64150239
you know it could be from the fact that he's 11 and has no idea what acting is yet.
>itt shit taste
4>5>6=7>literally who cares rest are garbage but i guess 3>1>2
>>64150195
Thanks for saying "marathon'd" as opposed to "binged"
correct order btw
5, 4, 6, 7, 1, 3, 2
>>64162555
>>64162563
>liking Reddit Wars
wew
>>64162555
>literally who cares
only people who bother making lists on 4chan >.<
>>64161830
THIS.
>>64156519
>
what the fuck
>>64162621
touche
>>64162616
>le prequels are good
>>64151549
This.
I still am in the group that feels the last ten seconds with Luke made the decades of waiting worth it.
Even if the whole movie sucked (I found it enjoyable, not great or anything, but enjoyable) the last scene with Luke would have redeemed it all.
I've never felt feels like those.
In the prequels and unless it's shown in the next movie, they missed the crucial part of character building that Luke had with Yoda. Seeing him train, questioning the force and the darkside, confronting and overcoming his fears.
We're told about Anakins adventures and his seduction to the darkside is stupid and the new girl in VII is just magically proficient at everything.
>>64162716
Better than that committee designed jew directed garbage we got.
>makes SW ranking
>takes prequels into consideration at all
shit meme
5=4>6>7>>3>>>>>(power gap)>>>>>>>2=1
I didn't mind Mary Ray too much, but Kylo Ben was an annoying douche.
Really, I think the original trilogy set the bar kinda high (Jedi notwithstanding) and the prequels set the bar really fucking low. 7 kinda fits inbetween decently.
I'm calling it now
the girl loses a hand/arm in the next one
left one to be exact
4 > 5 > 7 > 6 > > > 3 >1 > 2
The truth.
when 3PO said R2 may never be the same again, I cried for five minutes
Prequels > OT >>>>>>> shit >>>> J.J. SJW pandering with a villain that has no motivations or motives to be evil at all
>>64162866
Generally spoken they're better than the OT which have amateurish acting (yes, more amateurish), dialogues and fights.
Just watch this. This is worse than what beta fans do for fun.
>>64150644
This guy gets it
>>64150195
V>IV>VII>VI>>>>>>>>>>>>>III>I>II
How can anyone put III over VII and VI
>>64150239
>>64150195
>attack of the clones better than empire
my nigga
>>64150195
IV>V>VII>VI
Im not gonna rate the preqels since they are all equally as shitty. I dont know where this meme came from that Revenge of the Sith is a good movie. anyway i like ANH the best but ESB is close behind. VII and VI are also very good but they have flaws that can't be overlooked.
>>64163433
>>64163095
They speak the truth.
>>64163433
yeah
7's main flaw was the entire god damned thing
prequels shit on it desu
Is the "prequels are good" the Star Wars equivalent to Poke on's "Gen 1 is the best"?
>>64163638
no they are just manchildren that like the gay lightsaber battles and all those shitty clone wars cartoons.
>>64163200
George, go to bed please
>>64151676
Was this supposed to be a rebuttal to his point? Because all you've done is strengthen it.
>>64150644
Get ROTS away from ROTJ now, m8, I'll shank you
7>2>3>1>6>5>4
I don't get what the whole deal with the OT is. It's way too outdated (I thought they were really boring, but it' just my opinion). The prequels are way faster-paced and actually look like they were made this century and 7 was epic.
6>5>4>7>3>2>1
>>64150514
Hi George
4>5>6>1>2>3>7
>>64166067
>The prequels are way faster-paced and actually look like they were made this century
Because unlike the OT, they were (Phantom Menace was 1999, so close enough).
But yeah the OT is overrated shit, it's on par with prequels.
