why did they even bother
If Disney made it, it would have a 60% rating
>>64140480
No Keanu No Break
>>64140480
It's probably money laundering.
Serious answer: cartel money laundering
>$105(one hundred and five)m(million) budget
holy shit
Did literally anyone want a Point Break remake?
It didn't need one.
Whats next, a Speed remake?
>>64140623
>>64140587
life isnt a tv show
>>64140678
>Whats next, a Speed remake?
shutup, you're going to give them ideas
>>64140587
>>64140623
There's no way it's laundering. They filmed up top mountains, and planes and a bunch of ohter stupid places and they did actually get good or known actors so they wasted all of it on sets and for some stupid reason they released it during Star Wars season.
>>64140705
You are aware that money laundering is actually something that exists and not something Hollywood invented, right?
License reasons. The studio had to make this movie or else another one would have been eligible to buy it.
Same reason Anchorman 2, Zoolander 2, etc were made.
>>64140480
because China will watch anything. Even if its literally a steaming pile of shit.
Dumb fucking gooks. Theyre 100% the reason for Hollywood producing such crap
>>64140678
speed has been on the table for awhile
I thought this remake trend was over.
Seriously, when was the last time any of these remakes, from the past 20 years or so, have been in any way successful?
They've been having a lot more success with these new soft reboots, so why isn't that more common than these?
>>64140705
Do you seriously think Hollywood doesn't launder money? I don't think they did on Point Break but there are a ton of shitty movies that are blatantly made to launder money.
>>64140748
>did
didn't*.
I swear to god, I had never heard of a single actor that's in this movie.
China bux
>>64140868
I want China to fuck off and stop funding bad movies
They made a remake of Point Break?
Fucking why lol
>>64140868
It's still not going to make up the budget.
I don't know what the fuck happened to WB this year but they just released flop after flop after flop.
From Pan, to that retarded movie with the Aliens and the wolf guy.
>>64140868
china is fucking retarded
>>64140868
China and their shitty movie tastes are going to ruin everything
>>64140868
>warner
wew, can they even survive next year if the DCEU flops?
>>64140890
This is what we're discussing. Try to keep up, kiddo.
>>64140480
too busy laughing hysterically at their bank accounts to read RT
>>64140916
Warner has been shit this year with movies, but they are going strong in videogames and TV shows.
>>64140868
>mfw my country also on that list
>>64140773
that only applies to comic books, books etc. studios own the rights of stuff like Point Break in almost all cases because they bought the rights to the original script and they have the rights because they made the film
Can someone please tell me who the fuck any of these actors are?
>>64140964
what kind of ladyboy are you?
>it's so bad not enough critics have seen it to garner a critical consensus
>>64140971
I've seen Disney television movies with more star power, but I kind of want to watch it for Teresa Palmer.
>>64140868
Why does China have such shit taste?
>>64140868
fucking chinks and their terrible taste in movies is the reason why the film industry has gone to shit the last decade
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>>64140971
> mfw you dont know ray winstone or delroy lindo
>>64140936
Warner released Mad Max Fury Road, best movie of the year. It may not have made bank, but there's not doubt it blew everything else away.
>>64140971
THere's some bimbo from the fappening and also fuck you for not knowing who Delroy Lindo is.
>>64141050
they like movies with a lot of spectacle and effects, taste wise they're basically late 2000s US
>>64141052
>>64141050
>>64140912
>>64140897
>>64140889
>work for 23 hours a day 6 days a week so you dont die
>just want to watch a shit movie
>comfy foreign teens calling you trash
>>64141092
Reception doesn't pay the bills.
Mad Mad didn't sell like gangbusters to offset the huge flops they had this year.
>>64140868
I wonder how much muscle Warner has with actually getting their ticket money, China keeps a very high % of ticket sales from week one and they've been notorious in delaying money being paid out by the command of government officials to punish certain American studios.
>>64141105
I'm literally going to watch coming to america right now
>>64140967
Point Break is a book you moron.
>>64140889
>>64140897
>>64140912
but capeshit is alrite, right goys, I mean guys?
>warner has a quota of movies that they can release in china each year
>should we release awards nominee/winner mad max over there or a remake of point break
>>64141050
I imagine it's translation: I'm gonna guess the translations for dialogue may be shitty, so they watch It for spectical Which translates better than dialogue. That's why transformers 4 made bank there
>>64141109
You make a good point. The Chinese are not very sophisticated, just like western audiences weren't sophisticated 3-50 years ago.
But this will change eventually. They will get wise to the shitty movies and demand better, and perhaps what they demand will be prety weird to us in the west when it happens.
>>64141185
It isn't. I just fact checked your claim
>>64141186
No one mentioned capeshit. Everyone knows its stupid shit for little kids and teens.
>>64141231
>3-50 years ago.
i meant 30 to 50 years ago.
>>64140971
As if any of them could come close to the holy trifecta of Keanu, Swayze, and Busey.
Point Break
Jupiter Ascending
Pan
Mortdecai
How many people have been fired at Warner Brothers this year?
>>64141154
Yo soul bout to glo!
Tax write off and overseas cinema eat this shit up.
>>64141315
>>64141344
>mfw lionsgate desperate for another franchise after hunger games wrapped up
>>64141109
>sheltered suburbanite talking on behalf of poorfags
It's middle-class chinese fags, you retard. Poorfag chinese people will settle for bargain-bin b-movies and pirated movies from the last decade. Only middle-class fags who have little experience and some expendable income will go see american trash. Hell, even mexico has better taste than china at this point. Makes me want to go to china and get me some underage pussy on the cheap, they don't know better and my 7" is king among 5". I say let the sonsabitches make their own movies to make a strong competing home market, that'll make US movie makers step their game up AND make great movies for us to watch. Can't do shit about short dicks though, my 7" is safe on that regard.
Also, is 6" girth good? Heard girth > length.
>>64141403
4 Mil domestic.
40 + mil overseas.
Holy shit.
Hollyjews are just going to stop making movies that try to appeal to Americans...if they haven't already.
Film is DEAD folks.
Film is dead.
Daily Reminder that a guy in china bought over 24000 dollars worth of tickets to transformers 4 just to spite his ex
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/china-heartbroken-man-buys-hundreds-cinema-tickets-prove-wealth-ex-1454236
>>64141033
What has she been doing since Warm Bodies? Pretty good modern adaptation of Romeo and Juliet (great casting) even if it was riding the zombie craze
>>64141438
this. once the rest of the world has spending money, then fuck America, ditch it and suck the new blood
>>64141315
Jupiter Ascending came out this year? Saw it while high as fuck at my $2 theater and I can't remember shit. Pretty sure I dozed at some points too, shit was good weed and I had little sleep.
I've seen other movies there while high and/or drunk cause it's a good time-waster and I remember all of those. Still remember all of Monsters U and Mission Impossible 3 (saw it in 05 iirc).
>>64141231
Eastern Audiences outside of Japan and Korea are going to be shit for a long time m8.
What made this movie bad?
The trailer looked amazing.
>>64141522
DUDE
>>64141522
JA was a shitshow. It had about 5 interesting minutes, tops, and the rest was embarrassing to watch.
>>64141433
I seriously want to know, is 6" girth good? Length don't mean shit to fat bitches.
>>64141475
I had to look up her recent filmography, she was in film with Simon Pegg that was released last year so I'm checking that out now.
>>64141473
Can't tell if stupid cuck or based af
>>64141586
6" width is good.
>>64141473
>>64141580
That redmayne guy is good, saw it for that guy (liked him in Hick) and I don't recall shit. Just him among bitches, then him hetting pissed, and that's it. His siblings were evil too or some shit.
>>64141575
Get legal weed or stfu, son. Only losers and underage buy from dealers.
>>64141698
yeah the good 5 minutes all had Eddie Redmayne in them, everything else was boring and laughable.
>>64140971
James Le Gros was in the original. The fact that he endorsed this in some way is disgusting.
I fucking hate that China dictates the movie industry now and gets shit like Transformers and the Robocop and Point Break remakes made. Forget they terrorists - China has won.
no child sacrificed to make the movie great
>>64141698
>Get legal weed or stfu, son. Only losers and underage buy from dealers.
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>64141698
degenerate scum
>>64142000
Waste of trips. Stop living in the middle-east, eat some bacon for once, primo.
>>64140797
>reading Cracked made me a film biz expert
>>64140543
If it had been an all female/black remake it would have at least a 60% rating.
