Can we talk about why Hollywood has become so fucking insufferable?
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>Reddit: The Movie
>>64140342
imma respond to this just because I hate this board
Redditors actually pay for movies while you fat degenerates sit on your fat degenerate ass and pirate movies.
>>64140776
What is this neckbeard even going off about
looks like I won't be watching the martian then
>>64141009
Can't read or what?
>>64141288
No I can read you're just a retard.
>>64140776
why would i pay for some forgettable reddit shit, you stupid nigger?
>>64141009
Not sure, but apparently when you don't like something you say reddit. Unfortunately Op can't express anything about the film apart from general dislike, so it's a bit difficult to go any further than point out that OP is a fag.
>>64141570
>multiple black scientists
>multiple women scientists
>meme phraseology
It's LITERALLY REDDIT THE MOVIE YOU FUCK
>>64141440
You're doing it wrong. We don't say "Stupid" we say "retarded", also this is not the correct context for "nigger"
>>64141417
>>64141440
Did you autistic children forget to read the OP?
>>64141627
Reddit is full of people complaining about that shit
That's not why The Martian is for fucking Redditors
>>64141627
CAPS FUCKING LOCK BITCHES. NOW WE ANGRY... sorry, BUTTHURT.
Double featured this with Capricorn One as the B-movie, not bad
I'm reading the book, it's pretty good.
>>64141739
reading books is literally reddit. kill yourself
It was just plain horrible whether redditors like it or not
>jeff daniels sleepwalking throughout the film
>hurr durr i need more coffee
>SCIENCE RULES on chalkboard amidst random functions, literally
>PIRATE-NINJA xDDD
>smartest guy just happens to be a black starbucks poster guy
>sean bean only hired to be upset with his deep voice
>another soulless career vehicle performance by chastain
It was desperate pandering aimed at self-proclaimed "science nerds" with little or no education
The audiobook is definitely reddit the martian.
The movie not so much, I only saw it for mumfu.
>>64141679
"autistic". That's a good one too. Never gets old.
>>64141702
HA HA. You know what people on reddit complain about, so must therefore be a retarded autistic reddit fag
..and a nigger.
>>64141440
>why would i pay for some forgettable reddit shit, you stupid [n-word]?
>>64141656
>also this is not the correct context for "[n-word]"
>>64141877
>and a [n-word].
can we cool it with the n bombs guys
>>64141739
>I'm reddit the book
How do you reddit something? Can you go back there forever please?
>>64141702
The reason why I called it reddit the movie was essentially because it was filled with shitty reddit-tier jokes like le SCIENCE XD bollocks and also because of over completely fucking overrepresented women were in the movie. The commander was some dainty fucking chick (with le ebic prenatal testosterone induced sexually anti-morphic woman man-jaw xD xd) and the computer scientist was some typical slut.
Don't even get me started on Cameron and her talcum powder minge.
And yeah, the nigger thing was really annoying too. Le quirky aspergers REALLY CLUMSY cameo nigger and look at me I'm well put together nigger because I work at National Association for Sucking Arse and dress like Will I Am.
But the nigger thing went well into the zone of insufferable when it just had to be that the whitest guy was also the bad guy.
It's just really fucking annoying that hollywood pushes all this shit so blatantly. People like films with authenticity to them. If you're going to make a sci-fi movie, cool, whatever, it can be fictional but don't make ALL OF THE FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BELIEVABLE, NOT BLOODY BELIEVABLE. Fucking wankers.
I saw it in the theater (didn't pay myself).
It was okay for one of those "oh shit, bad stuff is happening" movies, which I usually don't care for. So basically a case of the tallest short person.
2011 had a lot of great movies. Shame, Chronicle, and a couple others that I saw in theaters then were really good. Guess that was a peak.
>>64141924
>can we cool it with the n bombs guys
this nigger
>>64141924
t. nigger
>>64141945
I literally don't care what you think, so go back to reddit and update your facepage or whatever.
I'll just leave this here
Castaway did it way better
>>64140342
Because people have become so fucking insufferable and Hollywood gears their product towards that.
>>64140342
I liked how the female captain decided she would be the one to catch him at the end instead of the much larger and much stronger man.
>>64142088
That's a whole lot of white guys. How does Obama allow this?
>>64142138
No. It's the idea that a piece of what is supposed to be art is a 'product'.
This shit is slowly degenerating into pick up artist 'I'm going to use my NLP on my consumer base while 'teaching' them NLP so they'll never suspect a thing reehehehehehee xD' tier 'everything is marketing' bollocks.
Why not just make a good cunting honest piece of work and derive value relative to its actual success rather than it's pre-manufactured success.
Why is the world becoming so fucking autistic?
JUST READ
THE
FUCKING
BOOK
HOW STUPID IS /tv/ TEEVEE?
>>64142160
That was OK for me, because we learned in Gravity that women do space stuff.
The bit that ruined the movie for me was the mandatory Chinese market pandering. Not only did Nasa forget all about their established relationship with Russia, they then made snide comments about Chinese space agency procedures.
>>64142233
eddie bernays, propaganda, chapter five
>>64142233
nice dubles and opinion (no homo)
>HOL UP HOL UP WHAT IF WE GO VROOOOOM KABOOM SCREECH AND TURN THE SHIP JUST AROUND VROOOM
What did the crazed coon mean by this?
>>64142381
What the fuck was up with the scene where the chinks were speaking their mongol language without subtitles?
Or did the version I watched just lack them?
If it was like that in theatres then that was probably the biggest cock suck to the Chinese I've seen in a while.
>>64140342
Are you retarded?
This was one of the most original movies in the last decade.
>>64141924
>nigger bomb
truly worst bomb imaginable.
>>64142592
>LMAO xD
and in case you're being serious
you're actually "right" as in you hear that about fucking Inside Out.
Which falls far behing the Martian for a family movie with a message
>>64140776
Hey reddit!
>>64142658
f_ _ _ _ _ _ *
my bad
>>64142546
Their astronaut is going
to die from hunger.
GUO MING
CHIEF SCIENTIST, CNSA
Of course.
There are other ways.
ZHU TOO
DEPUTY CHIEF SCIENTIST, CNSA
Our engineers have ran the numbers
of the Taiyang Shen's boosters.
It has the fuel capacity
to reach Mars orbit.
Why didn't NASA approach us?
Because they don't know.
Our data is classified information.
That's to say.
If we do nothing...
The world will never knew,
actually we could have helped.
So.
For the sake of argument,
let's say we decided to help them.
We give them the boosters, that means the
cancellation of Taiyang Shen's program.
Then let us, from Aerospace point of view,
try to solve this problem.
Find a way to cooperate.
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
Thank you.
Yes!
Alright!
>>64142592
What the fuck?
This entire movie was made basically just because Interstellar pulled good money and Hollywood felt they could milk it for more.
Business idea for you Hollywood: let's have 2016 space movie without MEEEAAAT DEEEAAMIN in it. Okay? Good.
>>64142759
So it was in the movie then or is this just a translation someone put online?
>>64141815
>>sean bean only hired to be upset with his deep voice
Fucking truth. He looked miserable throughout.
>>64142812
It was in the movie, lol.
All movies should include scenes like this to fuck pirates over
>>64143130
Wait how is that possible though?
How could you project subs since they aren't hardcoded?
I mean I guess it's possible but completely wasteful.
>>64140342
Can we talk about why a woman would ever play Leather Goddesses of Phobos?
