I'LL TIGHTEN THOSE RESTRAINTS
>>64135662
JJ Plagarism
>>64135662
Why is star wars so fucking shit?
>>64135662
If he knew about the mind trick all along why didn't she try it on the rations vendor?
>>64135662
you know thats bond, right?
>>64135848
wow, u sure r smart for figuring out the new star wars movie was based on the old star wars movies
>>64136034
she didn't know she had force powers then
> ywn tighten her restraints
;_;
>>64136068
Yup.
>>64136146
I didn't figure anything out, the person who made it did.
>>64135662
Were her feet restrained as well?
>>64135662
How badly did Rey stink by the end of The Force Awakens? She was poor, on a desert planet, did a whole bunch of action stuff, and unlike every other character in the flick she never had time to change clothes or bathe.
The female genital needs to breathe in order to maintain its PH levels and prevent fungi and odour.
Is that the scene with Daniel Craig?
>>64136202
>she will never tighten your restrains while she connects her anus to one of your veins and poops
>>64136034
Actually, wouldn't that have been a golden opportunity for a bit of foreshadowing. Showing Rey brining parts more than ones, and in one of those transactions she sort of manages a mind trick and gets more rations. I don't know, I'm not a director.
>>64136230
Is this the old Claire from LOST season 6 pasta?
>>64136146
wow, u sure r dumb for defending a movie that calls itself a sequel but is basically a carbon copy
>>64136237
Just have an angry mod drag me out of my house and cut my head off already ;_;
>>64136230
Glad I am not the only one who thought this. Hooray for autism.
SCAVENGER SCUM
>>64136286
he didn't got his hotpockets?
>>64135848
>vague as shit and still gets shit wrong
quarter portion/10
TIGHTEN THOSEBONDS
fixed
>>64136183
she didn't know about her powers until the end
>>64136273
Mods prune every thread with this on it.... count down?
Was just so bored watching The Flick this thought popped into my head. She must be really ripe by now... Stress sweat is the worst.
>>64136230
>desert planet
>genital needs to breathe in order to maintain its PH levels and prevent fungi and odour.
Tell me about it hrffphh
I was stranded there for a week and got a bad case of ''jakku sacku''
humanizing the stormtroopers is one of the best parts of the new movie
even though family guy did it first
>>64136183
That would only make the whole jedi mind control trick on the storm trooper more completely of an ass pull.
>>64135848
Plagiarism? Sorry, but that is a classic soap opera story structure.
>>64136241
>expecting competent story telling in Star Wars
>>64136433
You meant The hero's journey, right.
I like Traitor-chan...I miss him :(
>>64136512
lol three act structure existed before muh Joseph you pleb.
>>64135662
>tfw the entire theater roared with laughter and clapping during this scene
I hate where I live
>>64136603
>jew jew shorter than a Japanese manlet
Pathetic...
>>64136603
R2, I'm already a demon.
>>64136627
kojima is considered an alpha male in nippon
>>64135662
Webm with sound anyone?
Luke:
>learns he is force sensitive
>doesn't believe it
>trains with obi-wan
>practices on his own
>can barely force pull his lightsaber to him on hoth
>trains with yoda
>can barely lift a rock with the force and isn't effective at it until after spending a significant time training with Yoda
Rey:
>learns she is force sensitive
>believes it right away
>5 minutes after Ren leaves she is able to use a Jedi mind trick despite never being trained
>later that day she is able to overpower Ren (a Skywalker who was trained by Snoke and Luke) in the force by pulling the lightsaber to her with zero training or time to practice the force
That bullshit ruined the movie for me, as if the "witty" one liners and quips and overreacted comic relief bits weren't enough. Rey shouldn't have been able to use the force like that, it makes no sense in the context that was established in the first 6 movies. Even in most fucking superhero movies (which TFA felt like) the superhero doesn't understand how to use their power and sucks at it, but Rey is effective at it immediately...
You will release me and open the door to the cuckshed.
Leave the door open so you can listen.
>>64136814
Rey turned the force mind meld on Kylo and downloaded his memories and techniques. Thats how she learned how to use the Force (roughly) so quickly. Its been like 10 days and /tv/ is still mindfucked by it.
>>64137462
Ok Spock...or she's a MARY SUE!
>>64136603
but have you seen him next to george? same height.
>>64137596
She isn't a mary sue. This bitch is.
>>64137681
Clicked, saw pic (thanks) Made me fucking laugh.
TIGHT
>>64136396
Jakku sacku got nothing on Dagobah swamp ass
>>64137085
Keep dreaming. The cuckshed is where you'll live and die, bitch!
>at first I smiled when the mind trick didn't work
Then I groaned when it did...
>>64136230
I found myself wondering if she shaved or not. When I saw her pits I assumed she did. Though it was probably infrequently and whenever that Storage Wars scavenger boss determined she sold enough scrap to use the communal Jakku shower
What really happened after she tried this.
>>64136230
Kek you fucking autistic freak.
>>64136603
HOLY FUCK
>>64135662
i gotta admit this part was pretty dumb. i mean, if Rey doesn't end up being a Skywalker I might actually agree with the shitlords calling her a mary sue. There was like at least 3 scenes where they made it obvious she's at the very least force sensitive, but they use Anakin and Luke's saber to do so.
>>64135662
Worst scene in the movie by far
>generation Z humor with SNL tier comedic timing
>absolutely no logical explanation for her to know how to use the force like that
>plot written into a corner and literally solved by magic out of left field
>the most pottery in a single scene in the film
>>64135662
>You're too short for a Stormtrooper
>Who are you
>B0-ND
>>64136603
>that ultra violence shirt
Pretty fucking based.
>ultra violence will never be a socially acceptable artistic expression ever again
>>64138147
>plot written into a corner and literally solved by magic out of left field
JJ's signature move.
>>64138206
The usual places,
I was expecting him to say something more creative or funny before the succesful mind trick. What he said was kind of awkward
>>64135848
literally what is poetry, it rhymes. how fucking dumb are you?
>>64135848
Look at this film buff you guys he hates the new Star Wars movie
He must know so much about movies lol
>>64139082
He must know so much about movies
Not Movie, it's a Flick!
>>64135662
>daisy ridley will never do a joi in that same voice
Jdimsa
>>64136603
I saw this today and that was first thing on my mind every time C-3PO was in scenes, that is pretty cool
>>64136234
>Is that the scene with Daniel Craig?
Yes.
>>64136627
>jew jew shorter than a Japanese manlet
He wasn't the only manlet involved in the production.Oscar Isaac is standing on a box
>>64138018
I hope she gets naked in a movie and isn't dead soon
>>64141235
whats with her big ol grin
>>64136649
Who is this semen demon?
>>64141235
I've seen this in better quality somewhere
>>64135662
Did, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Steal Luke and Leia from Anakin . I don't remember Padmé asking him to take them. Yeah he might of that Ani was dead BUT??
>>64136230
>How badly did Rey stink by the end of The Force Awakens?
Why do you think Kylo kept squatting like 2 meters away from her and had a mask on while she was out?
>>64141299
there's a dog inside BB-8?
>>64141235
>>64137681
Fuck you, she's my waifu for raifu.
>>64135662
-If you were raised on a desert planet mining junk everyday, you can still have a pretty face and perfectly clean skin.
-Some stormtroopers can experience PTSD.
-If you confront your evil son on a long bridge over a bottomless pit, you will probably die and fall into that bottomless pit.
-Whenever the bad guys build a giant planet destroying space station, they will always build in a weakness to give the Rebellion/Resistance a chance to win. That's 3 times now...
-Kylo Ren's helmet has megaphone speakers.
-Right after you win a lightsaber battle, a rift will conveniently separate the two of you so you can both show up in the sequels.
-The force can hold lasers beams in mid air.
-Chewie's crossbow vs. stormtroopers = 3 stormtroopers flying through the air. Chewie's crossbow vs. Kylo Ren = flesh wound.
-After all this time Chewie and Han were together, Han just discovered how much he likes using Chewie's crossbow.
-If the girl you captured starts exhibiting force powers, be sure have just one stormtrooper guarding the door.
-Not everyone can understand beep boop boop and Wookienese.
-Everyone's going after an astro droid hiding on a desert planet with information again.
-When a giant CGI jellyfish attacks random people, it will eat them. When it attacks a main character, it will grab them and run around in circles until a door cuts off its tentacles.
-I wonder how Mark Hamill remember all those lines.
-Mark Hamill with no lines is a better actor than Hayden Christensen with a bunch of lines.
-Ren can understand BB8.
-Han Solo shows up at your 1000 year old place, and it gets destroyed in a few minutes.
-Light sabers cut through trees, but only do minor cuts on the main characters.
-Kylo Ren stabbed first.
-You can be well skilled in using a lightsaber without prior training as long as you have the force.
>>64142332
>Han Solo shows up at your 1000 year old place, and it gets destroyed in a few minutes.
There's something incredibly funnyand a bit Indiana Jonesabout that.
Did Anakin's light saber "awaken" the force in Rey?
