One question:if Han is Ben's father then why did he call Vader's helmet "grandfather"? Does he mean Han is Ben's father but Vader is Kylo's grandfather, not necessarily Anakin himself but Darth Vader the sith lord?Sorta confused.
either troll or super dense
Are you retarded?
>>64130332
leia is his mother, vader is leia's father, you are an idiot
>>64130332
Vader is Hans father retard
Uh
Leia is Vader's kid
Leia and Han had Kylo
Vader is Kylos grandad
Wow
>>64130332
English is probably not your native language, grandfather refers to both the mothers father or the fathers father. Most proper languages have different words for this, Not finnish though, finnish doesn't even have different words for he or she.
>>64130332
Are you autistic?
Are you for real?
A child requires a man and a woman assface. Go figure
>>64130362
>>64130367
How am I troll? It was never explained in the movie? I mean, I did go to pee once but that was it. Maybe I missed something? Is Han a Skywalker now?
>>64130332
The autism is strong in this one.
>>64130395
Ohhhhhhh right, I guess I forgot Leia existed. My bad, senpai. Its been a long week.
bait thread, pls move on
>>64130332
This is the intelligence level of the typical star wars fan. This is why the script for this movie doesn't contain sentences longer than 4-5 words.
>people are actually replying to this
10/10 I guess OP
>>64130332
Han Solo is his father.
Anakin Skywalker is his mother's father, and therefore his grandfather.
10/10 thread
>>64130332
Midichlorians.
>>64130524
redditors are fucking retarded
>>64130332
When does this scene happen? I just watched the movie and it never occurs.
>>64130406
Thank fuck we dont have words such as he or she, or else we would also have these special snowflakes who identify as ze or xe or whatever the fuck
>>64130411
Tell that to faggots who think same-sex 'families' are real families.
>>64130508
this is the sad truth
Where the fuck did the Blue lightsaber come from?
Didn't it get lost/destroyed when he got his damn hand cut off?
>>64130715
probably in the lower vents of Cloud City where some janitor or maintenance guy found it and pawned it
>>64130332
If TFA got one thing right, it's making Leia's relation to Darth Vader relevant.
>>64130715
probably fell down the the shaft but was collected by the empire later
>>64130332
Fuck off.
>>64130800
that's one durable piece of fucking equipement to survive a fall like that
>>64130802
0/10
EU did it way better.
See: The Truce at Bakura, Tatooine Ghost, and every main book after that.
>>64130430
You're a fucking retard, you know that?
If not, then 10/10 bait, you got me.
>>64130844
it's not a fucking iphone m8
have we ever seen a lightsaber outright destroyed
>>64130863
give me the synopsis, EU autist
>>64130332
I'll bet you're still trying to figure out which side of the barn the egg fell from when the rooster on top laid it.
>>64130332Leia is Luke's sister and therefore Vader's daughter, her son with Han is Kylo Ren, so Vader is his grandfather, its not a figure of speech or something
Although looking at Vader's mask, Kylo was infact talking to his great grandfather, Sheev, and telling him that he will finish what he started.
>>64130332
>>64130882
>what is Episode II
Fucking kill yourself.
I bet you hate the prequels when you haven't even watched them.
>>64130882
>ep.2
>>64130882
Ep II. When Anakin is on that conveyor belt. His saber hilt gets cut in 2 by one of those assembly robots.
>>64130895
'no'
>>64130844
>>64130882
its the SW equivalent of a Nokia 3310
>>64130332
i thought i am a big autistic faggot but you gave me new hope as I've yet to see such an idiot like you, anon
>>64130946
not him but I dislike the prequels because they are bad in acting and script. Story and setup is great though.
>>64131021
back to reddit
>>64130878
It's not 10/10 bait.
It's 4/10 at best and he still got you.
Pssh sharpen up kiddo.
>>64130912
>>64130477
haha it's ok i give u one upvote
edit: WOW GOLD THANKS
>>64130863
>books
>in my /tv/
>>64131108
It's more likely than you think.
>>64130332
Jesus Christ, you're fucking retarded.
>>64131095
low quality bait
>>64130332
My mother legit didn't figure it out either until the end of the movie, and she's not that retarded.
It's just one of those plot points that's so from the left field it's hard to understand at first, especially considering they don't even explain within the movie itself that Leia's the offspring of Vader. Which isn't very good considering this would be some people's first Star Wars movie. And granted maybe my mom should've picked it up sooner, but whatever.
Why do we let reddit faggots create threads again?
Go ahead and fangasm B) You earned it!
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>>64131514
dang it
star-wars.mp4.exe doesn't seem to work on linux
shut up star wars faggots, its JUST A FUCKING MOVIE
>>64132177
>its JUST A FUCKING MOVIE
Not even, it's a flick at best.
