>tfw no chrome stormtrooper waifu telling you to keep your helmet on as she fucks you
Why is life so unfair?
shes probably another nigger
>>64128003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ6vgcSQtkw&feature=youtu.be
Friendly reminder that Tr 8r has more impact on the plot than Captain Trash Compactor.
>>64128003
>died offscreen
She's fine m8.
Haha I wonder how she goes to the bathroom when she's wearing that suit.
Do you think she wears a diaper underneath there?
haha just kidding
>>64129230
How does Batman take a shit? She probably has a hatch that opens up. Convenient for when she wants a bit of trooper dick up the ass.
What's weird is the armor doesn't even look remotely feminine.
>>64128003
Useless: The Character
>>64129362
Cos making it is a waste of time
>>64129368
>>64129390
Yeah it's not like she's going to show up in the next movie or anything.
Wait.
>>64129362
Because modern female armor is made to be practical, not "feminine". SJWs killed the sexy female henchman character.
Phasma sounds like some tranny queen name
>>64128003
textbook definition of wasted potential
>you will never be a nervous little fuckboi twink in a Nazi-themed S&M club getting bossed around by female officers and dominatrixes
>>64128003
CLANK...CLANK...CLANK...CLANK...CLANK...
Not very appealing.
>>64129429
How can you convey your voice cracking in text like that?
What's the tactical advantage of shiny-ass armor?
>>64129736
More toy money
>>64129736
it reflects blaster bolts duh
>>64129736
Instant recognition of place in command.
Like the colored shirts in star trek.
>>64129362
Have you seen her body anon?
>>64129736
>tfw you'll never be the underling who secretly cums in her armor as you're told to polish it every day
>>64129831
Come to think of it I have no idea who her actress is.
How bad is it?
>>64129736
Blind some fuckers on Jakku and Tatooine
>>64129891
Type gwendoline christie nude in google images
>>64130351
JESUS CHRIST SHES A FUCKING NEANDERTHAL
>>64130351
Fantasies ruined
