>that one guy at the theater who asks for an extra side of butter with his popcorn
none of you SERIOUSLY do this right?
i work at a theater concession stand and always kek when some lardass gets the bucket and needs extra butter to dip in
>not bringing your own salted Lurpak to the cinema
>putting butter on your popcorn
>drinking soda
>taking your socks off before going to bed
>>64124502
i don't even have popcorn. means have to drink a lot. means i have to go to bathroom. means i paid an extra few dollars to have to take a fucking piss.
>dipping popcorn in butter
do americans seriously do this?
Wtf, the shit already has plenty. Let me guess, diet soda as well?
do you get as triggered when people order extra butter with crab legs? I've always found movie theatre crab legs to be rubbery without extra butter
>>64124552
>wearing socks in bed
>>64124577
Never seen it, but as an American, I believe it.
>>64124599
we don't have crab legs. but we have those tyson chicken sandwiches and people ask for butter for them too. i scratch my head. i don't get it.
>popcorn
Fucking plebs. Real CINEMA ENTHUSIASTS eat crab legs.
I never eat at the movies.. shit is wack. Maybe a drink or if im a bit hungry some nachos but usually I just have something to eat before entering to the room.
>>64124552
>wearing dirty socks in bed
>eating popcorn
>drink soda
>>64124502
>mfw some cockroach working a shit-tier job like this thinks his opinions matter
Popcorn is disgusting and only gets stuck in your throat and makes you cough.
>DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS
>not ordering tortilla chips with cheese dip
>>64124552
who is this?
>>64124609
>take the one snack that isn't too unhealthy by itself
>pour literal grease all over it
>vote reality tv star for president
I just don't get the American mindset
if you eat the following at the movies you're a fucking pleb piece of shit who needs to die
>nachos
>chicken sandwiches
>cheeseburger
>hot dog
crab legs and pretzle bites ONLY
>>64124502
>implying it's butter and not liquid cancer
M&M's chocolate master race to be frank.
>>64124696
I literally never buy any of the food besides popcorn.
>>64124599
>not serving crablegs
I bet you allow singles in without extra security screening too.
>>64124691
>popcorn
>not unhealthy
Excuse me? That shit is 75% carbs and a fuckload of sodium too.
>>64124668
Veronica Strudell, fucking godess.
>tfw mandatory theater showers before movies was instated at your local cinema
>>64124543
lurpak is fucking amazing
i don't buy it because i end up eating it all in the span of a week and have multiple strokes
>>64124672
>Pepe Prototypes
>>64124758
Ummmm Madona lost a ton of weight on her popcorn diet.
>>64124502
where's the nigger that usually handles the butter
>>64124552
>not taking them off in bed
too comfy
>>64124502
>butter on popcorn
Fucking Americans, just stop it already.
>>64124785
it's just butter
what the fuck
>>64124835
i grew up on olive spread, so lurpak is kinda a big deal to me, ok?
me? I get extra butter for my crab legs
>>64124863
i feel you
>Current year
>Not snorting a couple fat lines before going to see a movie
>Not snorting or parachuting a couple during the movie
Plebs.
>>64124672
>you browse the same website as these faggots
>not bringing your own papa johns special butter sauce tubs with you
>>64124824
Depends on the season. In winter socks in bed are comfy af, in summer socks in bed are kill me mode.
>>64124878
What do crab legs taste like? I've never had some of those..
>>64124696
People can eat whatever they want at a movie theater you idiot.
As soon as I assume power anyone who eats any kind of food while watching movies in the cinema will be gassed
>>64124952
Wearing socks to bed anytime of the year is weird as fuck. I can't even go to sleep with socks on, it's too constricting.
>>64124952
I get really cold feet sometimes, esp in the winter even under covers. I sometimes have to wear socks just to stop my feet from cold sweating and then take em off with my feet as I am nearly asleep.
Is it just me with this problem?
>>64124920
desu when i work concession i'm always railing lines behind in the kitchen. it's the only way to get through the shift especially right now with all the star cucks running around.
>>64124765
Are you serious? Where do you live?
>>64124977
like crab
>Amerilards can't still still for 90 minutes without shoving their faces with sodium and sugar
top keks
>>64125012
You have diabetes.
>>64125060
So brave of you on a board where no one can see your nigger tier 3rd world country's flag.
>>64125060
>Amerilards can't still still
Want to try that again in english, shitskin?
>>64124502
>i work at a theater
Every movie theater that i go to has a little stand away from the main area where you can grab straws and condiments. They have their own butter dispensers there so you can add as much extra butter as you want by yourself.
>>64125068
You're actually probably 100% right. I go to toilet a lot, always have to have water next to me...my eye sight sucks, can eat a fuck load and be hungry again in a few hours.
noooo
>>64125084
>>64125085
triggered amerifats
>>64125047
how do you know?
>>64125110
i eat crab
>>64124502
I don't know what's being poured over that popcorn but it isn't butter.
>>64124557
Just take your piss bottle with you
>>64125109
Second time you've had to post that in the past hour because you're fucking retarded.
lol'ing @ your life
>>64124794
>Madona lied a lot about about how much she lost with a different diet than the one she stated was following.
fix'd that for you
And how much weight a person loses doesn't equal to how healthy something is. Look at those 'only liquid' diets.
>>64124502
>eating at the cinema
I just though this was an epic meme. Can burgerclaps seriously not go 90 minutes without stuffing their fat faces?
>>64125109
Yeah we're so triggered living in the most powerful nation on Earth.
A bloo bloo your impotent shitposting really ruined my day :(
>>64124691
>implying the president has much power to do anything no matter who they are
No need to meme too hard friend. At least trump would be entertaining while nothing changes.
daily reminder if you work in a theater you're a cockroach scum who contributes nothing to society other than pumping people full of sugar and popcorn and making money for your jew theater owners
>>64125147
crab leg?
>>64125099
>you can add as much extra butter as you want by yourself.
>adding butter to your fucking POPCORN
holy fuck I am giggling my sides off here desu FAMILY SENPAI smiley smiley smiley
>tfw local theater doesn't have hawk sanctuary to put my hawk
guess I'll leave it at home
>>64124502
>not asking for no butter on popcorn
That shit is absolutely fucking lethal
>>64124920
this 2bg familia
there's nothing better than snorting a few rails, popping some pills, shooting h before going into a movie or a combination
makes the cinema experience 10x better
>>64125152
Neither is that.
Seriously though if you guys haven't tried churned butter you should, do it yourself, you get mad arm gainz plus the butter tastes so good on a biscuit or potato.
>go to theater
>have to crap
>go into stall
>poop
>wipe butt with hand
>go to wash and clean butthole with the bucket of water next to me
>mfw janitor forgot to fill the water buckets up
>have to ask person in next stall if I can share their water bucket
I hate my local cinema
>>64125201
yeah crab
>>64125239
>tfw did too much H at the movies, woke up alone, pissed my pants, had to walk home in the cold, my pisspants froze to me, and my dad gave me the look of shame
>>64125244
Real butter is delicious, dat sat fat tho.
>>64125180
I live in America and don't bother with food. I'm not poor and I don't expect a good deal but Christ it's expensive. A lot of people smuggle in shit.
>not bringing your own food to the theatre
I bet you nerds don't even catch your own crab either
>>64125386
>2D
>on /tv/
lol
>>64125292
I saw a lady that pissed her pants once, she was huge, like 400 lbs, and older. What I remember most was she was still clinging to her jumbo soda while being escorted out.
>>64125321
>tfw local cinema has just installed thermo imaging cameras to their entrances to stop people smuggling in the local mcdonalds
no mcdoubles for me.
>>64124502
If you motherfuckers wouldn't just put butter on top, we wouldn't need butter on the side. It's not hard. You put some popcorn in the bucket and drizzle on some butter. You put more popcorn in the bucket and do this again. Repeat until full. Is it too much to ask for the same amount of butter through the entire bucket? I don't want the bottom 3/4ths of the bucket to be dry as a bone.
FUCK YOU!
>>64125227
>leaving your hawk unattended
>>64125418
A M E R I L A R D D E T E C T E D
>i don't eat crab legs at the movie theatre
>i don't put butter on my popcorn
>i prefer my eggs cucked not cracked
>but most of all, i like my fedora tipped
>Go to the theatre
>Some cunt put gum and shit on the bidet spout
>Get sprayed with a jet of liquid shit that goes all over my new jumper, down my legs, and up my back
>Try to clean myself as good as I can and go watch the film
>Partway through realize people are moving away from me because I smell like faeces
>More concerningly realize the amount of people that haven't moved and that I couldn't even tell I still smelled of waste
Such is life in Soviet Britain.
>>64125403
sorry family here's a safer image for you
>>64125438
USA USA USA
>>64124502
Just shut the fuck up and put extra butter on my corn you lowlife piece of shit. I'm here to watch a movie and cold care less what a loser like you thinks.
>>64125251
hello rahjeet
>>64124502
When I'm paying 8 bucks for a fucking bucket of popcorn, you'd better exactly how I like it.
>>64124758
>fuckload of sodium
Only if you add salt to it, you fucking moron.
Why are yurops so concerned about americans and what americans do? I don't understand this, in my country we don't care about either of you. It's like the yurops got broken up with by them and can't help but be mad while they just live their lives. Like upset ex girlfriend or something who can't get anyone else.
>>64124502
Who the fuck buys shit at a theatre?
>>64125636
americans are fat lol first of all and also stupid.
>>64125669
lol if so stupid why do we control the world, lol stay irrelevant yurocuck Muhammad
>>64125636
americans are fat lol first of all and also stupid
Butter on popcorn or liquid butter in general is such a weird concept to me. Do you still eat it with your hands? Don't they get super greasy?
>>64125669
From the tourists that come to my country I'd say the europeans are far fatter, stupider, louder, and annoying. Maybe this is why you get so upset at americans. You cannot see yourselves.
>>64125636
americans are stupid lol first of all and also stupid
>>64124552
Socks on Nov thru May
Socks off June thru Oct
>>64124502
>the cockroach thinks anyone gives a shit what he thinks
just hurry up with my nachos you fucking lowlife minimum wage dirtbag
>>64125728
>he doesn't keep a stash of paper towels in his pockets next to his spaghetti.
>>64125734
>calls europe fat and loud
>they can't see themselves
>>64124502
From your perspective as a concession stand worker, would it be unreasonable for a customer to ask for butter to be put in the middle of the popcorn as well as on top? I feel weird about asking for it, so I never do, but I also really hate that once you eat like 20% of the popcorn all the butter is gone and there's only unbuttered popcorn for the rest of the bag.
>movie theatre popcorn
>"butter"
I got news for you OP, that shit ain't butter. Even in the pic you posted it says "POPCORN TOPPING", not butter.
>>64125786
My country has very little fat people living on it. Do you think I am american because of how dumb you are or because my english isn't the best? I do not get what you mean because europeans are the most disgusting people we have come here. At least the american know how to clean themselve.
>>64125819
yes, we don't give a shit what you ask us and will most likely ignore whatever you say.
>>64125636
It's like the really popular, successful kid at high school. All the losers go home and talk bad about him until they're in trouble and need the big smart guy to help them.
>>64125301
you need saturated fat for brain function and hormone production, there is literally nothing wrong with it.
>>64124502
why doesn't your shit theater have a butter stand separate from the concession area? your boss afraid people will drip out all that liquid gold too fast?
No one gives a fuck about your opinion you minimum wage peasant. Enjoy cleaning up my rubbish and the drink I pour on the floor every time I leave after a film.
>>64125819
Pull down your pants, tuck your weak faggot boner between your legs, bend over and show us your boy pussy you raging fucking fag.
>>64124922
aka /r9k/
>>64125728
you just wipe your hands on the seats desu
>>64125883
You do realise that Europe isn't nowhere near as homogeneous as America is?
>>64125716
You're in china??
They were talking about why America, you know that terrible place that used to be in control but wasted billions fighting for oil..
>>64125994
>isn't nowhere
Your english is worse than his Yurokek.
Salted or Sweet bros?
>>64126053
Salted 100%
>>64126053
>Sweet
no
>>64126053
>sweet popcorn
what the fuck is wrong with americans?
>>64124761
>google results are recipes for Strudels by Veronica.
Can anyone further enlighten?
>mfw they charge me 50 times what the cost should be for tickets and munchies and expect me not to destroy their theatre before I leave
Every time I throw my drink on the floor, the rest of my food on top of it, and rip my seat. I piss all over the bathroom floors and walls too. I'm getting every pound out of those twats.
>>64126052
You're implying that it is my first language also
What does this have to do with what I said. Why are people brining up english a lot when it has absolutely nothing to do with anything
>>64125418
>I want my popcorn bucket literally overflowing with butter
ahahaa
>>64124599
You just shower off any of the butter residue if it gets too much, there's no logical reason not to order extra..
>>64126170
Yes it does. You're ignorant and blind to it, which was his point.
>>64126202
>his third world banana republic doesn't have popcorn n' butter soup available at the theatre
sad really senpai
If I buy popcorn at the theater, I am absolutely going to slather it in 12,000 calories worth of butter.
If you don't, you aren't truly living.
>>64124552
>posting goblins on /tv/
I personally always thought the whole 'butter on popcorn' was some kind of stereotype but it seems to be real. Now it makes me wonder how butter popcorn tastes like.
>>64126202
Not him, but I agree with his sentiment. It's not that I'd like the butter overflowing or anything. Just a light drizzle of butter, but on ALL of the popcorn. What actually happens is they drizzle butter on top and you get nicely buttered popcorn for about 4 handfuls and the rest is bone dry. If they just did a butter drizzle for every 25% of the bag then you'd have all the popcorn lightly buttered throughout the bag instead of having the topmost layer buttered and nothing else.
>>64124502
this is a 18+ site
>>64126368
i'm 23
>>64125417
Wtf? Are you for real?
>>64126403
>23
>works concession at a movie theater
and i was feeling bad about my life for a second, whew
promptly kill yourself
>>64125998
China a shit
>>64126299
sooner or later you will learn to love her
>>64125158
>>64125182
damn still triggered
>>64126432
yea i am for real. do you think i'd just lie like that for no reason?
>>64126476
she's cute but Ashe will always be my camfu.
>>64126601
It's more of a surprise response, sorry. Just seems really extreme.
>>64125531
Not OP but I imagine that who wrote post like this is in fact a complete tool in real life.
>Do you want extra side of butter with you popcorn sir?
>Err..I-I err... excuse me... I-i...no thank you :(((
>That fucking guy didn't put extra butter on my popcorn again!!!
>>64126638
it's almost too extreme to be true
You aren't allowed to buy individual items like drinks or single popcorn anymore at my theater, you have to buy a combo meal. The cheapest combo meal is 26 dollars and it's a large drink, 2 medium popcorns, and choice of candy.
When will the Academy create a Oscar for best trangender performance?
>nearest theater is a days trip away
>decide to save time and just watch films at my local red lobster
>walk up to hostess and ask for a table for four
>they know im alone but allow me in since the armed red lobster security is on break and they dont want to cause a fuss
>they purposely give me the shitest table in the whole bulding in the back by the restrooms
>constantly remind them that my family is on the way
>they dont buy it
>i order 4 buckets of crab legs and a cup of melted butter
>break out laptop and load up the latest yify rips
>watch sicario
>A: 10
>V: 10
>thanks yify
>every five minutes the manager walk by my table to see if im doing anything sketchy
>halfway through the film my battery starts to die
>i start to pull out my charger
>manager sees this and mistakes this for a weapon
>calls in the armed red lobster guards who are finally off break
>get shot and kicked out
>not before i tip the whole staff
>get home and wash the blood out of my clothes
>realize i left my laptop with all the yify rips back at red lobster
>cry myself to sleep that night
>>64124668
camgirl twitter com/MissAlice_94
>Work at movie theatre
>Make money doing nothing for society and enjoying it
>Make people put their own butter on
>Make people wait outside the theatre as we dick around cleaning, finding dropped wallets/items on the floor we can steal
>Dip my balls in the seed container so every time I see people buying an overpriced combo I can laugh knowing they're munching on my pubes
>Ejaculate on theatre seats at night and smear it into the cushion, then disguise it with some airlift
>Laugh every time an idiot drops his popcorn or abandons his food/drinks in the theatre, knowing they paid top dollar for it
>Laugh seeing candy wrappers that were snuck into the threatre from poor peasants, knowing how poor they are
>No hassle atmosphere, managers don't give a fuck, nobody on staff gives a fuck
>Can eject people just by pretending they were being obtrusive
>Free food, movies, and drinks
I make my money with smart investments, while I work an easymodo job for simple bills. It's hilarious when I see people on here crying over how they one-upped the threatres by tossing their popcorn on the floor or smearing shit in the bathrooms.
You spent twenty dollars on a ticket to enter the theatre, and keep coming back like a moth to flames. Do you really think we give a shit when you keep showering us with money? Hell, we just jacked up the prices, and business has never been better.
>>64126824
Soon enough people are just going to say fuck it except with huge names like Star Wars.
>>64127336
>says all this
>still hasn't stopped me from sneaking in the exit door
literally have been doing it for 10 years at my local theater and haven't been stopped or caught once.
i've been watching movies for free and haven't paid for a single thing in a theater since i was like 12
>>64127336
>You spent twenty dollars on a ticket to enter the theatre
I spend like $8 on a movie ticket because I go in the morning or early afternoon for the matinee pricing. Less crowded, too. Going in the evenings when it's $10.50 is for suckers, and going to 3D or IMAX showings that are even more expensive is for mega-suckers.
>>64127432
You also type like a nigger and sound like a faggot. Lol, I bet you're a Wallmart employee.
>>64127460
Yeah, 3D adds nothing to the movie. A few extra dollars because a few guys pop out. Give me a break.
>>64127508
>supposedly doesn't give a shit about his job
>gets butt blasted when someone finds a way to cheat your outdated system
can't wait to theaters all shut down
>>64124502
Ayy bud, I need that extra butter for my crab legs that I'm sneaking in.
>>64127336
>judging others for being poor
>works at the cinema
Any of you guys that work at a theater ever see anyone trying to record the movie?
>eating at the movies
but what if you have to poop in the middle of the film?
>>64127893
yes, nobody cares unless somebody complains about it.
>>64124552
I have restless leg syndrome, socks literally make me twitch
>>64127815
Poor people are more judgemental about wealth than any other class of people. They're also the most obsessed with making themselves appear or sound better off than they are through superficial means because they don't want the other poor people to think they're poorer than them. It's a retarded culture, but it's true.
People who are actually well off enough not to worry about money don't try to rub it in people's faces, but poor people will also get offended at someone well off buying something nice because they TAKE it to mean that person is rubbing it in their face since poor people can't afford it.
>>64127915
This is why I don't bother, drinks especially.
>>64127915
>not shitting in the theater
pleb
We don't even have butter for our popcorn. I would make a snarky amerifat comment, but I'm actually a little jelly desu.
>>64127960
Lol. But seriously, I don't understand the 'getting back at the theater' idea. It's just some kid that has to clean it up.
>>64127915
I wear diapers instead of underwear.
What's the point of wearing something that does less?
Underwear just keeps your genital sweat off your clothes
Diapers literally keep the smell inside and any excrement from touching your clothes.
>>64127931
>They're also the most obsessed with making themselves appear or sound better off than they are
where I live people are almost bragging about how poor they are and make it seem like they're worse off than they are. stop thinking that the whole world works like the US you dipshit.
>>64126165
This is actually kind of funny but I hope you don't actually do that. It ruins everybody else's good time.
>>64126303
If you're familiar with how French food is prepared, you'd realize that butter is very heavily used in all sorts of tasty things.
Plain popcorn really isn't all that good. It's kind of like eating hot cardboard. Adding butter gives it a savoryness (umami) that just plain popcorn does not have.
The only real concern about butter in the American theaters is if it's really butter (cream from cow's milk) or if it's some weird chemical compound like hydrogenated vegetable oils and artificial flavors and artificial aromas.
Finally, with the attitude of the OP, you have to worry if the butter is tainted. (Think clam chowder in Fight Club.)
>>64124502
When I order a large tub of poppycorn I always ask for extra extra butter. Also, I order an extra large soda and chug it, then fill it with butter so I can dump it on the bottom half of my popcorn later on.
>>64127915
I'm friends with the projectionist, so when I gotta take a theater shit I text him and have him pause the film.
>>64124502
>i work at a theater concession
hahahahahaha
>>64124552
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
>>64127931
I never understood that
>Wow that guy has a brand new Shelby GT, what an asshole
They seriously think that well off people buy shit just to spite them, it's bizarre.
>>64124502
God I miss that movie theater butter. I used to work there and Boy do I miss it.
>I work at a theater oncession stand
lol you're literally a McDonald's reject
>>64125624
>eating plain popcorn with no salt
Literally no point to this. Might as well just eat the raw corn.
>>64129384
I'm pretty sure I remember reading a "most disgusting things people have ordered" article where someone described being asked to fill a bucket 1/4, add butter, then another 1/4 popcorn, then butter, and so on. You should try that anon.
>americans have butter dispensers in the cinema
wow
>>64132302
We don't have these in the UK either. Do they exist in Canada?
>>64124952
When it;s cold, I wear tights, or pantyhose to bed. Keeps me warm, and that smooth silky feeling pressing all over my legs, feet and balls give me diamond dick every time.
>>64124758
It's literally just whole grains until you add things
>>64124577
I really hope not.
It sounds fuckin disgusting.
>>64124989
>People can eat whatever they want at a movie theater you idiot
What if I want to BBQ some ribs? Faggot.
>>64125084
Yeah we should have flags next to our names, and even mandatory account names.
Being able to give upboats to superb posts like yours sir would make this forum even better.
>>64132555
Lmao stay asshurt Pablo
DESIGNATED
>tfw you drip butter all down the front of your shirt after drinking from the butter trough but the line for the cinema showers is too long
>>64132603
Upboat!
>>64124977
They're kind of stringy. Very soft, same kind of texture as cooked fish except maybe a little softer
They have a distinct taste but it's also pretty plain. Slightly savory with a hint of the sea, maybe a tiny bit bitter
>>64124691
Better Trump than the alternatives
>>64126170
>it has absolutely nothing to do with anything
It's the language of success.
You don't build the worlds largest econmy speaking Spanish
>>64132692
Lmao you're so btfo
>>64124609
Clean socks in bed are awesome. Dirty socks in bed sounds awful.
>>64124920
>parachuting
What is this?
>>64125227
Just take your hawkbro to IMAX
Don't forget the 3D goggles for ur birdfriend
>>64124502
How do I get past theaters with no singles policies in place?
>>64134151
You need a special permit. Just tell them you review movies for your local university paper
You'll have to buy two seats, however
>2015
>not pouring a large bag of peanut M&Ms in your popcorn
Plebs
>>64133801
4chan is an 18+ website, virgin.
>putting butter on the milk duds
>try to catch a flick
>find out the Anti-Shooter guard has a day off
>>64134295
No Bacon?
>>64134367
Now this guy's a thinker. Great idea. Now to just smuggle in bacon.
>>64134359
Dumb frog poster.
>>64125097
At least he works you ward of the state.
>>64125155
>>64124557
>not wearing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwXF3IamR00
anyone esle tip the adult changing table attendant. I always tip them a nickel. It is so convienent, no worrying about going to the bathroom during the movie, they just change you after you take the after movie shower.
>Not having the employee layer yoir butter and popcorn.
Fucking. Idiots.
>>64129079
yeah he should save some for the rest of us, if he pisses all over the walls where am I supposed to piss
Don't most Theaters have a thing where you put your own butter and salt on?
I don't like popcorn, but I've seen the stations.
>>64124652
We're not all doctors and lawyers, senpai
>Caring about what other fatasses eat.
No wonder you work in a fucking stand.
>go to theatre
>accidentally drop my popcorn
>bend down to pick it up
>miss the APPLAUSE prompt
>enforces arrive within seconds
>escorted out of the theater
>they take off my sandals and won't give them back
>have to walk home in socks
>>64124577
Idiot no. At the movie house you can request a plastic saucer of their butter flavored topping with your popcorn bag for no extra charge. It's highly recommended you do this because 1. it's free and 2. the popcorn at the bottom isn't going to have any topping on it since (unless your theater is based like mine is and they pause while filling it in segments to apply topping) they only apply topping after filling the whole bag. Once you get to the middle and lower layers of popcorn you take a sip from the saucer, hold the butter flavored topping in your mouth, and then place the popcorn in after it. You can reverse the order but I grew up my whole life here and it just tastes better if you do it the way I said to. Once everything is in there you run the popcorn pieces along your mouth and let them soak in the topping that you held in there until they're ready and willing to be eaten. Yes, you can find some people who are actively dipping their kernals and pieces into the saucer of butter but I wouldn't recommend it. For starters, 1. kids generally do this. You don't want to look like a stupid fucking kid do you? and 2. Your fingers are going to get very buttery after awhile. Number two isn't really a problem because you can always lick each finger clean and dry them on the fabric of the seat's headrest. But you'll constantly be interrupting your vision line to the screen or your peripheries if you do this. If you're not comfortable with returning the unused topping that you kept in your mouth to the saucer after each mix, you can just swallow it down. But I recommend you request a plastic cup over a saucer because you'll run out of topping too fast.
>some loaner falcon steals all my snacks
Why the fuck isn't it mandatory to bring your own falcon to the cinema? Are there seriously still people who rent them or what
>>64137190
you sound like a straight fatass desu
I want to crowdfund a /tv/ owned and operated cinema.
>>64137470
you're not from the US are you?
Most people here use other techniques to mix as well (ex. gargle tech).
>>64124621
>no crab legs
You guys don't even have showers I bet. Fuckin' pleb theater.
>>64137326
I fuckin' rented a parrot once
Fucker talked all the way through the movie. And he spoiled the twist
Only tipped it a penny. Fucker
>>64132768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU
>>64124502
>buying overpriced garbage from poor people movie theaters.
Haven't done that in years.
If I'm going to watch a movie in a cinema, it's going to be in the cinema with a private booking, personal waiter and bar access and a 3 course meal.
None of that popcorn shit and shitty seats with plebs talking over the movie. I'd be better off watching a cam rip from the comfort of my own home.
>>64138952
>calling my coveted once-a-week special dinner garbage
>>64124502
I don't order food fullstop. You see, a movie is generally around two hours and seeing as how I'm not an ameritard I can actually go that short amount of time without feeling the urge to stuff crap down my gullet.
>>64137190
Autistic and fat, pathetic.
I always get a side of butter for my crab legs.
>hey look America enjoys movies differently than we do
>lets all strawman the fuck out of it and see who can (you) the hardest
>he doesn't firehose his popcorn in butterTbH I'll just get some sno-caps and a way too large soda but popcorn is nice too
>>64124696
>chicken sandwiches
Is this common? I usually stick a McChicken in my underwear (it's wrapped in paper anyway fags) to eat in the theater but I always thought I was the only one.
>>64139416
Watch out for the thermal cameras.
Take cold food, heat it up with hand warmers.
>>64129730
>not knowing my waifu MissAlice
>>64124502
Me? I'd serve Crab Legs.
>>64134295
Not quite my tempo tbqh familia.
>>64124502
>asks for layers of butter for maximum dispersion
its good senpai
>>64139333
Idiot no. At the movie house you can request a plastic saucer of their butter flavored topping with your popcorn bag for no extra charge. It's highly recommended you do this because 1. it's free and 2. the popcorn at the bottom isn't going to have any topping on it since (unless your theater is based like mine is and they pause while filling it in segments to apply topping) they only apply topping after filling the whole bag. Once you get to the middle and lower layers of popcorn you take a sip from the saucer, hold the butter flavored topping in your mouth, and then place the popcorn in after it. You can reverse the order but I grew up my whole life here and it just tastes better if you do it the way I said to. Once everything is in there you run the popcorn pieces along your mouth and let them soak in the topping that you held in there until they're ready and willing to be eaten. Liquid will spill out of your mouth as you do this. It's kind of like swishing listerine around your mouth only it's butter flavored topping. This is why most American movie goers come with some kind of napkin or bib to wear so that they don't spill onto their clothing. Yes, you will find some people who are actively dipping their kernals and pieces into the saucer of butter but no, I wouldn't recommend it. For starters, 1. kids generally do this. You don't want to look like a stupid fucking kid do you? and 2. Your fingers are going to get very buttery after awhile. Number two isn't really a problem because you can always lick each finger clean and dry them on the fabric of the seat's headrest. But you'll constantly be interrupting your vision line to the screen or your peripheries if you do this. If you're not comfortable with returning the unused topping that you kept in your mouth to the saucer after each mix, you can just swallow it down. But I recommend you request a plastic solo cup or bring your own over a saucer because you'll run out of topping too fast.
>>64139922
>>64137190
holy shit is this pasta
this is gold jerry
GOLD
>>64124502
I'm 6 ft, 120 pound male, skinnier than a Twizzler and I get extra butter every time so fuck you
>>64140006
your dying
>>64124502
Not asking for some extra popcorn with my bag of butter, I'm paying good money.
>>64132768
>big guy with a big bat
>>64140079
What about my dying?
>at local Kinohaus
>no singles policy in effect
>get dubs
>>64125277
Bendis?
>>64137190
>topping
>>64142247
delete this!
>>64140977
it's in you
>>64129475
kek
>>64124502
>eating popcorn
>>64143004
Idiot no. At any movie house you can request a plastic saucer of butter flavored topping (BFT) with your popcorn bag for no extra charge. It's highly recommended you do because 1. it's free and 2. the popcorn at the bottom isn't going to have any topping on it since (unless your theater is based like mine is and they pause while filling it to apply topping in segments) they only apply topping after filling the whole bag. Once you get to the middle and lower layers of popcorn you take a sip from the saucer, hold the butter flavored topping in your mouth, and then place the popcorn in after it. You can reverse the order but I grew up doing this my whole life as all Americans do and it just tastes better if you do it the way I said to. Once everything is in there you run the popcorn pieces along your mouth and let them soak in the topping you've held in there until they're ready and willing to be eaten. Liquid will spill out of your mouth as you do this. It's like swishing listerine around your mouth only it's the butter flavored topping. This is why most American movie goers take some kind of napkin or bib to wear so that they reduce spillover onto their clothing. Yes, you will find some people who are actively dipping their kernels and pieces into the saucer of BFT but no, I wouldn't recommend it. For starters, 1. kids generally do this. You don't want to look like a stupid fucking kid do you? and 2. Your fingers are going to get very buttery after awhile. Number two isn't really a problem because you can always lick each finger clean and dry them on the fabric of the seat's headrest. But you'll constantly be interrupting your vision line to the screen or your peripheries if you do this. If you're not comfortable with returning the unused topping that you kept in your mouth to the saucer after each mix, you can just swallow it down. But I recommend you request a plastic solo cup or bring your own over a saucer because you'll run out of BFT way too fast.
>>64143346
>topping
> "butter"
Even at the local non-profit indie theater that actually has real butter I don't put butter on most of the time.
Instead I just get a nice craft beer which probably has just as many calories.
>>64143466
>>64143488
nice digits gentlemen
