How does Jabba reproduce?
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How does Jabba reproduce?
Is he typical for his species or is he like the American version of a normal Hutt?
>>64106579
They get your mom to have sex with him
I'm sure you could find some Jabba/Slave Leia porn if you just looked for two seconds
>>64106579
>>64106608
Which begs the question, how do Americans reproduce?
>>64106579
He sticks his tail in their female area of his slaves since there are no female huts. Then the hut grows inside them and is birthed once the baby is ready and the mother is stretched out enough to let it out.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hutt_Reproduction
>>64106621
How does this answer the question? Who cares about fanmade garbage? Fuck off
>>64106621
Jar Jar Abrams rendered all that non-canon.
>>64106579
when his girl slaves become too old, he ingests them and swallows them whole. there, they remain for several years
eventually, he farts out little Jabbas
"do you know where you come from", asked Jabba's father his son. "you are the product of your mother's body and my ingestive waste.' *laughs uncontrollably*
>>64106608
He's typical
>>64106686
For fuck's sake that's disgusting
>>64106647
>This begs the question
This statement brings up a good point that many people don't understand what that phrase actually means, and use it to call Americans fat, also dumb in their free time.
>>64106608
Fucking kek!
>>64106579
He doesn't.
He's a half-million dollar puppet catching dust in storage somewhere.
>>64106608
Haha so funny idiot.
/tv/ humour in a nutshell;
>Hahahaha for you haha sheev haha jarjar lol hahahaha fuck reddit niggers niggers fuck africans lol fuck muslims too why not lol white people master race we supremacists
You are not any different. Fuck off.
>>64106980
Why so mad, Patrick?
>>64106579
His dick.
Next question.
>>64106980
You're a big guy for you
>>64106686
>someone took the time out of their day to write this article
>>64106686
thats retarded EU lies
Better question is do you think he fucked Leia?
>>64107691
Yeah
Rey is the product
>>64107596
You're a retard.
Picka wookie no nubaa ohohoh AAAAAAAAA
>>64107211
There isn't anything on the page.
None of you fucks even looked at the link itself.
You actually believed shit without even glossing over the provided source.
Sameway as his brother DJ Khaled
>>64109103
fuck forgot gif
>Who is Leto II
>>64109103
Who?
>>64109178
Marty McFly
>>64106579
Hutts are hermaphroditic and reproduce sexually. Ask yourself, do you really want to know more?
>>64110449
Yes, continue.
if i looked like that i wouldn't want to reproduce, hell i wouldn't even now
>>64110772
Are you a fat fuck?
>>64110792
no, just don't want kids
>>64110821
Because you're a fat fuck?
>>64107596
>two fatsos mean the whole race is fat
>>64108967
>wanting to open it
Very carefully.
>>64106980
>booty blasted clapistani
>>64111911
Post a picture of a thin hutt
>>64110852
no i'm skinny
>>64106980
kek triggered
>>64106608
there were even fatter Hutts than Jabba
>>64106579
Same way as americans
>>64106579
They're basically space snails/slugs, so I'd expect similar to our snails?
>>64112017
literally your mom of star wars
>>64106579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY4cDj581TM
Jabba has a dick and a pussy hmmm
>>64112047
>incest with yourself
>>64112047
>you are aware that there is no difference between this and porn
>sex is nothing but the means by which organism reproduce
![MamatheHutt2-HFZ[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8r3abM9.png "MamatheHutt2-HFZ[1]")
