>So do I talk first, or do you talk first?
What did he mean by this?
How did you all react to this first bit of reddit tier humor? Not even 15 minutes into the movie and i'm already like "Oh fuck, it's going to be THAT type of movie"
>what did he mean by this
Well you said it yourself, it was disgusting, revolting, reddit humor.
>>64105893
same exact reaction i had
I let out an audible sigh.
My girlfriend asked "what's wrong?"
I said "nothing."
>>64105893
autism
>>64105893
This post is literally Reddit.
hehe....meme
>>64105925
>things that never happened
>>64105893
>starting a sentence with the word "so"
but I guess I don't read enough reddit to know how the rest of the sentence is "reddit humor"
>>64105925
Normal
>>64105893
I laughed, you faggots never have any fun. Maybe it was the edible that made me laugh tho......
Let's turn this into a cringy TFA humor thread. Say whatever you remember anons
>>64105893
I facepalmed.
>>64105978
>I AM IMMUNE TO THE LIGHT
>>64105978
kylo ren throwing a tantrum
stormtroopers nope the fuck away
>>64105991
Do he ever actually say that in the movie, or did it remain a toy quote. I don't recall it
>>64105978
droid please
I let out an audible sigh.
My wifes son asked "what's wrong?"
I said "nothing."
>>64105925
And then when she didn't follow up you started sperging out and physically attacking her.
Then you realized you didn't have a girlfriend and were really flipping out on some random Chad's cocksleeve.
After Chad and his homies sent your bitch ass to the ER, cops showed up to arrest you and now you're getting raped by big nigger bulls on a daily basis.
Was it worth it, faggot?
>high school grads who live at home acting world-weary and above-it-all
psst, you're everything you pretend to despise
>>64105978
THAT"s not how the force works!
funny stock noises play while the speaker tilts their head and the audience laughter is cued
My wife's boyfriend thought it was pretty funny desu
>>64106043
Fucking Cuck
>>64105893
MEME character.
i laughed
my gf didn't react at all
she loves star wars but was silent through most of it
>>64106043
funny because my husband's son said the exact same thing, "desu" included.
>>64106063
Awe, seems like you've got the shy qt.314 grill friend
this was the only piece of quip humor i actually enjoyed in the movie tbqhwuf
probably because every other instance, most notable boyega, the way they delivered the line/joke took me way out of the movie and made it obvious that this joke was aimed for target audiences on earth
isaac is a competent enough actor that he made it seem like something poe would say based on his character and the universe he lived in
>>64105893
>Muh Reddit meme!
>nobody respects the villian, neither his enemies nor his allies and even subordinates
"We want the Marvel audience"
How did he get back to the resistance base again? I remember they seemed to rush through him explaining that
>I woke up and I was here
Or some shit. It really felt like a handwave and pissed me off
Instant reaction was "Oh boy, HERE WE FUCKING GO."
And go we most certainly did.
>>64106122
Leia does a good job of mouthing off to Tarkin in 4. While I agree they are looking for mass appeal this happens to be a shit example.
>>64106122
I know what you're doing. You're waiting for someone to point out the 360 degree turning stormtroopers so you can say hello reddit.
Nice try reddit.
>>64106092
this desu familia
>>64105924
Reminded me of
>plenty of slaves for my robot colony
Interstellar
>>64106197
that was a great part though
>>64105893
While A New Hope was rather timeless, TFA is bound to be likeable now. After 10 years it might look like just another Marvel-type movie instead of something authentic.
I do admit that some Han's jokes and subtle treatment of women in the original trilogy was kinda weird for these days, it was still more raw and authentic movie
>>64105893
Yaoi/BL crowd adores him
>>64105893
It killed the entire scene.
I let out an audible sigh.
My wifes boyfriend asked "what's wrong?"
I said "nothing."
>>64105893
I laughed.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
I let out an audible sigh.
My wifes daughters father asked "what's wrong?"
I said "nothing."
I let out an audible sigh.
My wifes ex-husband's son asked "what's wrong?"
I said "nothing."
I let out an audible sigh.
My wifes ex-husband's husband's son asked "what's wrong?"
I said "nothing."
I let out an audible sigh.
My sons paternal father asked "what's wrong?"
I said "nothing."
I typed out an audible shitpost.
My mother said "We're out of tendies."
I said "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64105925
>>64106020
>>64106043
>>64106482
>>64106553
>>64106594
>>64106643
>>64106654
Wow... /pol/ here, what the fuck happened to this place?
>>64106654
I let out an audible sigh.
My CIA's big guy asked "what's wrong?"
I said "nothing, I said nothing"
>>64105893
>Went to see a children's movie.
>Humor isn't intellectual enough
>G-go back to R-REDDIT you stupid movie!!!
>>64106680
We've managed to meta cuck ourselves. It's heartbreakingly beautiful, really
>>64105978
>you got a boyfriend
>a cute boyfriend
>WHOOOO WE MADE IT BRO!
>Thats not how the force works
>the stormtroopers walking away when kylo loses rey
>Release these restraints and drop your weapon
>I will drop my weapon
>When kylo takes off his mask
>BB8 gives the thumbs up
>C3P0 shoves his face into the screen when han and leia are starring at each other wildly
Im sure there was more that im forgetting.
>>64106769
Oh yeah the
>HELL NO
part I swear was just a jab trying to be funny but it fell flat. The timing of it seemed to make it feel funny but it didn't turn out funny.
>>64105978
>How are you?
>>64105893
I laughed since it broke the tension of the scene, and sort of established Poe. I'm not autistic so it was fine, that and maybe one or so other jokes were of that variety. But of course MUH MARVEL MUH FORCED AGENDA people are retarded and want dull pieces of shit
>>64105978
>it made the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs
>it was 12
I wanted to leave right then.
>>64106769
>>When kylo takes off his mask
>mfw his threat level dropped to 0 instantly
>>64106152
>Leia does a good job of mouthing off to Tarkin in 4
And then he proceeds to blow up the planet she lives on.
>>64106553
>>64106594
>>64106643
>>64106654
NOTHING
I SAID NOTHING
>>64105893
>>So do I talk first, or do you talk first?
His name is an anagram for Rape Mode On.
You work it out.
>>64106038
That was pretty funny because it was realistic, the negro being ignorant af
>>64106680
>this
>/pol/
That's not even close. Why are redditors so scared about boogeymen here? They thought 4chan fags would actually say good things about this movie? Is that why they are getting triggered all threads?
>>64106956
It's a mix of redditors and shills. Maybe even a few hambeasts mixed in but those will be barbecue in a few days.
>>64106000
That was funny, come on.
>>64105893
>How did you all react to this first bit of reddit tier humor?
I kinda cringed 2bh. I wasn't really appreciating the movie so much, but that particular interaction made me start hating it.
>>64105893
jj did the same thing with startrek so I'm not sure why you would be surprised with him doing the exact same thing in starwars
>For some unexplained reason there's a map to where Luke is
>Kylo Ren can sense Han Solo the moment he lands on the planet but not when he is 20ft behind him
>Rey somehow knows how to use the force without any training at all
What are some other plot holes?
>>64107035
How Maz got Luke's lightsaber.
>that's a story for another time
>aka we have no reason other than the plot demands it
>>64107029
It was more fitting for Star Wars.
>>64106036
>>64107035
>Kylo Ren can sense Han Solo the moment he lands on the planet but not when he is 20ft behind him
I think he knew. He probs just hoped he won't have to face him up close because he knew he'll have to kill him
>>64106197
but that's another instance of what the anon you're responding to pointed out, you mongoloid
they fled in a comical way, nothing like the minions from OT feared Vader
>>64107035
>>64107061
the aversion to violence and then willingness to kill stormtroopers of finn
finn's motives in general
>>64107035
>Luke accidentally creates a Sith
>Fucks off while this new Sith destroys the galaxy
There better be a damn good explanation for why he's off on some shitty island.
>>64106695
>children's movie
Is this a meme? Star Wars' main audience consists of males over 18 years old. The fact that they're mostly manchilds doesn't make this a kids movie
>>64107136
>mfw the story of this film is ep IV repeated
>mfw the story preceding this film is ep III repeated
my wife's husband liked the black man
>>64107126
They fled in a fleeing way.
They stopped, assessed the situation and turned around and walked the other way.
There's really no subtler way it could've played out.
Why did lucas suddenly decide to start including these cheesy one liners in star wars? Star Wars has never really had all that much humor in it, it was usually very understated and part of the world or situation (eg. han trying to pretend to be an officer in the death star comm) and not characters making stupid jokes.
>>64107196
no, they stopped, assessed the situation, faced each other (the comical undertone starts here), and then fled. why do you think basically everyone laughed at this scene? because it was an attempt at comedy
>>64107129
He found a cause worth fighting for.trying to get his meat wet. In all honesty he'd only known fear for the first order his whole life, finding out there's more to life probably changed a lot of his viewpoints.
>>64107255
Because writing takes a backseat to esplosions and dank humor in the 21st century of action movies.
Pretty much the price of Disney getting the franchise.
>>64106769
>Han motions to Finn
>What does that mean?
>What does this mean? Huh? Huh? This
God I wanted to shoot myself.
>>64107256
a successful attempt desu senpai
>>64107520
how high is your reddit karma?
>>64106769
C3PO was the only one I laughed at. I love how he doesn't understand social cues
>>64107489
Wouldn't military personnel like Finn be trained in silent signals to give orders?
The movie's only been out a week, but this pasta is so stale already.
I thought it certainly had some cool moments but it was just too similar to episode IV.
Finn is a relatively interesting character. His motivations were good. I would have preferred to see just a liiiittle more of his moral struggles as a storm trooper before he turned.
The girl is extremely attractive (I don't know why but I think her calves are fucking sexy) but a meh performance and character.
Harrison Ford wasn't bad per se, but I haven't felt inspired by a performance of his in a loooong time.
Kylo Ren's power level was really inconsistent. How in gods name could a non force user go even with a sith lord in lightsaber combat!?
Anyways that was my blog about the movie.
>>64105893
>How did you all react to this first bit of reddit tier humor?
Sure thing, pham. Everything is reddit. Even this board is reddit. Reddit reddit reddit.
What a dumb cunt.
>>64108142
Hello reddit.
>>64108121
how could anyone be inspiring with the scenes and dialogue he was given?
>>64108121
He wasn't a with lord, but it was bullshit that Finn got a pot shot on home with a light saber, and then Rey calls on the force to receive trainings? He should of owned them both though considering he had much more training relative to them.
>>64108492
Honestly I would've taken Finn injuring Kylo, then Rey fighting him till a standoff, then the crevasse separates them, and they both escape. "OH YEAH, THE FORCE", then proceeding to rape Kylo, left a bad taste in my mouth.
>>64108627
I can agree to that, it also left a bad taste in my mouth as well. She was way too powerful.
>>64107489
> God I wanted to shoot myself.
Tbrh, i assume thats an everyday thought of yours anon.
Thats because you are a neckbeard who only warches movies to complain about them. Everyone who went to see it to have fun, did.
>>64105893
It was more the delivery than the line itself. The line perfectly sums up Poe arrogance and cockiness. But his mentor was just murdered by the dude who captured him. The delivery should have been more spiteful and it would have worked fine.
>>64108999
I had never even thought about this, but that's really what the problem is.
>>64105978
>I AM IN CONTROL NOW
>I - AM - IN - CON-TROL!!!
>mfw /tv/ are now saying the prequels are excellent movies for the sake of being contrarian
every time.
>>64105893
He was subverting the usual "I'll never talk!" line of POWs by being overly chatty and familiar to try and throw Kylo Ren off.
>>64105893
I don't get it. What should he say?
>"I'm a huge faggot, please don't kill me" ?
