What should be his first line?
Top tier:
>Put away your weapon, I mean you no harm.
Shit tier:
>any other quote from the previous movies
>>64087559
>your weapon
>your
He's not going to say that, plus she isn't even pointing it at him in a threatening way.
His first line should be along the lines of "who the fuck are you and how did you find me on Ireland?"
What is up with her stupid ass mixed expression
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
>>64087559
He should force grab the sabre, turn it on, sweep her and pin her to the ground and say
"Are you afraid.....?"
"Yes/No"
"You should be"
>>64087559
>Put away your weapon, I mean you no harm.
Why the fuck would he say this when she's clearly handing it to him?
>implying the next movie is going to pick-up at the end of TFA
You're a stupid fucking faggot OP
Considering he is now Obi Wan 2.0 he will say something like "hello there"
>I, uh, already have one, thanks...
*draws back robe and motions to rotj saber at his belt*
>>64087621
He saw some shit and now some little slut is presenting him the saber his dad removed from him by chopping his hand off. That's gotta be an odd situation.
>Luke Skywalker, you are looking for, HMMMM? Take you to him, I will.
>>64087742
>"always on the move"
>>64087771
kek
>Luke tries to take the lightsaber
>Rey won't let go
>Luke hits her with a stick
>"MINE! MINE!"
>>64087559
Pull down your pants, tuck your weak faggot boner between your legs, bend over and show us your boy pussy you raging fucking fag.
>>64087771
that's it i'm fucking out of here
>>64087559
>You should've killed me when you had your chance
>"Did someone finally bring me some power converters?"
>>64087559
I can smell your cunt
>>64087771
JJ Abrams would never have the balls to do something like this
>>64087742
>"So uncivilised."
>>64087766
And then he turns it on and it's red
>>64087766
>>64087771
I like both of these.
It has so much potential but it will either not even happen or it will be some generic safe shit like "I haven't seen this in a long time".
Confirmed first line:
"The cuck is strong with you...".
>Yes, it is I! Sheev Palpatine!
Seriously?
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT HE SAY ANYTHING
THAT WAS A HORRIBLE ENDING
WORSE ENDING THAN ANY OTHER FUCKING STAR WARS
THEY JUST STAND THERE SILENTLY
WHAT THE FUG
>>64087621
nigga is remembering 40 years of pain and war
I bet luke in his old age is starting to feel guilty for all those people he killed
>You know what's really scary? When Alderaan blew up, my mentor nearly fell over.. when I blew up the Death Star, I didn't feel a thing.
>>64087768
I mean her expression. It's like half constipation, half teary, half holding back laughter
>>64087559
>Did you arrive in that helicopter?"
Also
>Do you expect me to use the force to get the light saber? It's like 3 more meters, just hand it to me.
>>64087939
>THEY JUST STAND THERE SILENTLY
Like at the end of ANH?
Or ESB?
Hell they don't say anything in RotJ either, but there is some cheering so whatever.
He attacks her to gauge her fighting ability.
>>64087681
I hope the whole daughter idea gets thrown in the trash
Have Luke be a bitter old man, and go all pai mei on rey's ass
>>64087766
He actually threw that saber aside when fighting Vader. I don't recall him picking it back up again honestly, but I could be wrong
>"Sorry, I zoned out for a moment there."
>"Same."
>>64087965
Not being able to read faces is a sign of autism
>>64087965
That's just how British people look.
>>64087984
seriously what the fuck is abrams doing
he could have had luke levitate that shit out of her hand
but no they just end it with a silent pause like a fucking sopranos episode
>>64087965
I heard she was wearing a butt-plug. Who knows.
>>64087965
Looks pleading to me, like she really wants him to take it and come help them. Also she looks like she can't believe he's real and is about to cry.
>>64087559
"brace yourself, i'm going in dry"
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>64088006
>"Woah what's with the helicopter?"
>>64087559
>it was Smee, rey. the author of ''olive your payne''
>>64087559
Top tier line
"Where are you parents little girl?"
Shit tier line
"I sense the force has awoken in you."
>it's treason then
>GHUARRAAARRGHHHHH!!!
>>64087559
"ay bby u want sum fuk?"
>>64087939
that's how 4 ended
>>64087995
He could have just called it back to him while he was dragging Vader to the hangar bay.
>>64087941
Because the death star was only the size of a moon, not a planet. There's a threshold force fallover pain :^)
>>64087559
This ending is worse than any other star wars ending ever made, worse than TPM or AOTC even. This is honestly an achievement in cringe. And that camera move...so fucking shit seriously
>So you came back to die with your city
>...L-Luke, I'm Rey, I'm with the Resistance, R2 and Chewie are here
>You don't get to bring friends
>What are you talking about, Luke, we've been looking for you, we--
>No one cared who I was till I put on the mask
>>64087559
"I know"
He opens his mouth and saysTRAITOR! removing the fat mark hammil mask and revealing its TR-8R.
>>64088100
...that's from an actual fucking wookiepedia page, isn't it
"Tell me where is Han, for I much desire to speak with him."
*force pulls saber to his hand*
"Thank you, I've been looking for this"
*clips saber to his belt and turns back to the ocean*
*long awkward pause*
*Rei looks like she is finally about to speak*
"That's all, you may go"
*Helicopter continues to spin around them both as Rei hangs her head, turns and silently departs*
>>64087965
last i checked you weren't exactly daniel day-lewis yourself...
>You know, I haven't seen a woman in a long long time...
>>64088132
Literally the comment I wanted to post but then I realized it isn't funny
>>64088145
;^)
>>64088166
I'm not an actor cast in one of the largest blockbusters ever
pissant
>>64087990
they are silent in ANH because its the fucking medal ceremony
why would you talk during a medal ceremony
end of ESB is dumb i will give you that, but there isnt much to say anyway, they are just staring off into space, nothing important is happening
why on earth though, when luke finally comes into the picture you would just stand there is beyond me
holding out her lightsaber was retarded as fuck too
imagine if this was a medieval serious and she just stood there pointing a big steel sword
it would be stupid
and it is stupid
>helicopter shot continues
>he says something but we can't hear it because the camera is too far away
>>64087995
He must have scooped it back up
>Give me that, now don't you ever point the beam end when giving it to someone ever again, jesus christ, you wouldn't do that with a kitchen knife, what have they being teaching you kids after I'm gone.
>>64087559
*smacks lips*
WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT YOURSELF AWOKE
>>64088228
>Hear Rian Johnston shout "it was easier working with Bruce Willis than this shit"
>>64087559
Thank you for returning my detachable penis
>>64087559
Luke - "Safety"
Rey - "huh?"
Luke - "Safety's on."
Rey - "but..."
Luke - pic related
>"What is that?"
>Rey becomes Luke's master
Rey best girl.
>>64087808
That scene is so weird why doesn't R2 tell Luke that is Yoda. They knew each other really well they are just running an odd physical comedy routine to fuck with Luke?
>>64087771
jj plz
>"Hello there"
>>64087559
Imagine when Luke is about to grab it, the lightsaber suddenly turns on. "Oops", said Rey, "my bad!"
>>64087559
>Put away your weapon, I mean you no harm.
Why would he say that when she's the one coming for him.
You're an idiot.
>>64087559
>Tense moment
>Luke violently snatches the blue lightsaber from Rey's grasp
>Ignites Vader's red lightsaber in his right hand
>Ignites Anakin's blue lightsaber with his left
>>64088248
>Give me that, now don't you ever point the beam end when giving it to someone ever again, sweet anakin, you wouldn't do that with a vibroknife, what have they being teaching you younglings after I'm gone.
ftfyget it, because anakin was conceived by the force just like jesus was conceived by god
>luke force-telekinesises the lightsaber from rey
>turns it on
>does a few twirls and strikes a badass pose
>"after all these star wars, the force finally awakens"
>surrounding mountains collapse in the presence of luke's sheer power
>>64088341
It's not the scene that is weird, it is just one more thing the prequels ruined.
>Punished Luke pulls out a dual-blade red saber and slices her into 4 pieces
This is how you win the fanbase back
>>64087965
>>64088013
>>64088015
anon is right though, whatever she's trying to do it's not working, she looks unimpressed/disdainful
pic/filename related
>>64088341
>implying the prequels are canon
>>64088354
That is so Marvel capeshit-tier that I could see it happening.
>>64087559
>What should be his first line?
So... The force has awakened... Hahaha!! I should have known it would be YOU
>>64087559
AYYYY *SMACKS LIPS *
DAT MY LIGHTSWORD NIGGA
*INAUDIBLE*
SHIIEEEEEET
IT TRIPPY ON DIS BIG ROCK
>>64088341
Remember R-2 and C-3PO had their memory wiped in episode III
>>64087941
>Boba Fett and Jabba's henchmen are still digesting in the sarlacc.I dont care about EU cannon
Only acceptable answer
https://youtu.be/PDQF_NNqbJc
>>64088372
Best possible beginning scene ITT
>>64088406
She looks desperate, that's it. She's a shit actress but that face is fine.
>>64088366
Where's the downvote button?
>>64088436
It is canon that it was just C3PO that has his memory wiped. Think about it how else does he know he had an old master named Obi Wan Kenobi?
>>64088482
Except Luke would never use the force frivolously like that.
>implying it won't go like this
>Luke comes closer and closer. Pushes the lightsaber aside with the back of his hand and hugs her
>"...You're alive!" *tears flow from both*
>>64088461
I'm disappointed Luke didn't say anything, not because of story reasons (I "get" what JJ was going for there), but simply because Mark's spent decades being a voice actor now and it's improved his acting tremendously, and they didn't give us even a single taste of it.
>>64088505
It's Luuke.
>>64088505
>implying Luke gives a fuck anymore
>>64088406
She looks sad because she realizes how far she's come. Not too long ago she was still waiting for her parents to come back on Jakku, and that time is now long gone.
>is literally only on the last scene of the movie for 15 secs and doesn't utter a single word
>has the greatest screen presence in the entire movie
That should tell you a lot
>>64088170
What's a woman?
>>64088389
Except not really because R2D2 knows he was Obi Wans droid at one point and in the OT Obi Wan says Yoda trained him it only makes sense that R2 and Yoda would know each other even just taking the OT as canon.
>>64088436
It was only 3po
>>64088534
All in the span of a few days
>looks at lightsaber
>"Thats not even my fucking lightsaber. Get the fuck out of here"
>Rey leaves with her head hanging
>Luke mumbles "fucking Mary Sue"
>She is flying away on helicopter
>In the distance Luke screams "fucking nigger lover"
Jesus Christ, JJ. How is this allowed?
>>64088534
Rey-lovers are the worst kind of dullards
The Low Hanging Fruit Awaken
>>64087602
1. How do you know that is Ireland?
2. He can search her feelings and know what her intentions are all about before she even speaks
>>64087559
I don't need another one the ones of my murdered students are enough.
>>64087559
Wake up, Rey
>>64088549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HwybLVRsQs
>>64088570
>written by Max Landis
Hello daughter, you surely grown up.
>>64087559
>Keep it, you have earned it.
>>64088579
>1. How do you know that is Ireland?
Pay attention you dumb fuck, everyone knows this. You new to /tv/ this week?
>>64088549
A treacherous little creature that bleeds out for 2 weeks straight every month and doesn't die
>>64088579
>How do you know that is Ireland?
It was filmed there...
Hamill was there recently filming for VIII
I lost it again? Obi Wan is going to kill me
>>64088579
>2. He can search her feelings and know what her intentions are all about before she even speaks
Because that really gets the message across the viewer.
>>64088341
When did Yoda ever see R2 in Star Wars?
>>64088570
kek
If Obi-Wan Kenobi went by "Old Ben" when he was in hiding, what nickname will "Luke Skywalker" use?
>>64087559
Let's fug :DDD
>>64087559
first like
>Luke, I am your father
>wait, I fucked that up
>>64088644
Why didn't they film it in an alien world like literally every other scene in the entire franchise?
>>64088633
>2 weeks
You know how I know you're a virgin?
>>64088551
Okay, I really need to rewatch OT
Did I ever tell you that lightsaber once belonged to Anakin Skywalker? He murdered all the Jedi kids, fathered me and Leia, then through Sheev off the death star. He was a good friend.
>>64088667
Big Ben
>>64088669
>Luke: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
>Rey: What?
>Luke: Well, technically I'm right.
>>64088667
Middle-aged Lucas
>>64088657
It's called acting and works in many movies. You do realize the dialogue is just part of it, right?
>>64088658
Doesn't R2 transmit the hologram message from Obi Wan to the Jedi council? How could they have possibly never seen each other? Is R2 not in some scene with Sheev Obi Wan Padme etc at some point? I am sure he is.
>>64088686
>through
>>64088675
>sticking your cock into the carnal Jew
>Nothing personnel, kid
>>64088657
Have you been paying attention to these movies for the past 30 years? Jedi are ALL ABOUT feelings.
>>64087559
so.. the force finally rises
>>64088551
Obi Wan doesn't recognize R2 in the OT. Uncle Ben doesn't even recognize C3P0 despite growing up with him.
>>64088729
>Padme
There's no one named Padme in Star Wars, friend.
>>64087559
"That saber killed children and aided in an uprising i spent my life taking down, i want no part in the future of that weapon."
>>64087742
"I don't think so."
>>64087939
Take your ADHD elsewhere
>>64088164
>Directed by Rian Johnson
>>64087559
>sup faggot where he fuck did you get my laser sword you little bitch, I used to bullseye wamp rats I'd fuck your face right up mate
>>64088535
The Kylo/Luke scene(s) will be great because they're the two best actors in the movies by far.
>>64088716
under ated post
>tfw no scene where rey touches the lightsaber and gets a flashback from luke's eyes of vader reaching out to him and saying SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS
His first line should be bending down, gesturing to her shoes, and yelling "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEE"
>>64088164
lmao
>>64087559
>"The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too. Rey, I am your father."
>yfw when Luke is Snoke's master
Yoda and Obi Wan said Luke had to make a choice on Dagobah. He could save his friends, but he would fall to the dark side. Luke falling ties the films together beautifully.
>>64088818
Oscar Isaac is a good actor, too. His 10 minutes of screen time were pretty good
>>64088372
>Luke's power is so great that a moon falls on Chewie.
>>64088849
>yfw Luke IS Snoke
>Is there someone else I can talk to, a man perhaps?
>>64088723
You do realize this is a Disney Star Wars movie and the average dumb ass Star Wars fan wouldn't understand why two people are staring at each other not speaking. It wouldn't make sense movie-wise why they wouldn't say it in dialogue. You have to remember they want people to remember the previous movie and what happened during it.
>>64088747
That doesn't mean Rey and Luke are just going to telepathically talk to each other the entire time. It's neat to see it in a scene like we already did during the interrogation scene, but it wouldn't work the second time around in this context.
>implying ep8 won't pick up 2/3 years later
>implying the first scene after the space scene won't be rey using her force powers to levitate some rocks or something before chewie shows up to tell her to go somewhere where she finds luke and they have a casual convesation about sensing some disturbance in the force or some shit
SCREENCAP THIS
>>64088880
don't be dumb
>>64088849
That fucks with the rule of two
>>64088102
:^)
>>64087559
>"You shouldn't have come"
>"You never came"
>>64088341
He did luke doesn't understand r2 outside the cockpit interface.
>>64088899
Kylo is not a real Sith
>>64088840
They will absolutely do this, they keep saying in interviews the biggest reveals of star wars happened in Empire and not New Hope, so if this isn't the reveal then it'll be Finn is the son of Lando because everyone has to be related
>>64088880
Aren't you a star wars fan though?
>Rey, I know you think I am your father. But I hate to disappoint you, I'm not. You see Rey, I identify as a non-binary gender fluid homosexual. I couldn't come out earlier, because the evil empire prohibited free expression of sexuality
Fuck, JJ really shoves this shit down your throat now doesn't he?
>>64088849
So luke instantly kills her and the movie ends there?
Or he tries and she reawakens and beats him and become the bestest jedi in the galaxy
After all those years, do you think he has a boner just for looking at a girl again? I mean, even the greatest wizard virgin here looks at porn and sees women every year when they come out of their houses. What must it feel like to be so reclusive?
Do you think he will cough before speaking? Afterall, he hasn't talked much to anyone in a long time.
Does he eat moss? Does he fish?
If that ocean is salt water and his island is small, what does he drink? Rain water? Are there coconuts in the island?
Without his saber, has he trained with any weapon all this time or is it a meditation kind of thing he has been doing it?
>>64088894
I'm not the dumb ass who literally thinks Luke isn't going to ask questions the viewer wants answered as well because they forgot.
Do you understand how movies work, especially dealing with second installments. You have to make references to what they did in the first film in dialogue so people can think "Oh shit, I forgot about that."
>>64088899
>implying that is canon
>>64088899
Have they confirmed they're actually following the rule of two?
>>64087559
PORN PARODY WHEN?
>>64088950
you know i'm not reading your dumb autistic spiels right
just stop being retarded that's all
>implying Episode VIII won't simply start with them already having been acquainted for a week
>>64088954
Yoda literally says it in the movies.
I thought that Rey is basically pleading with him to take it and come back and save/help them all... or she's worried that he wont and they're all fucked.
And Luke has that face Gandalf makes when he hears Frodo say he'll take the ring to Mount Doom. He's like, fuck, this is not what I wanted but it's how it has to be so I better help this person.
>Luke takes the saber from her
>stares at it in his hands as the Force theme crescendos
>immediately cuts her in half, Obi-Wan vs. Darth Maul style
>"That'll teach the First Order to track me here!"
>>64088899
>rule of two
Prequel EU bullshit.
>>64088969
I don't understand why you think it's outlandish for his to physically ask how she found him.
>>64088971
Probably, but they'll show flashbacks to their talk on the island for sure. It's too good of a scene to miss out on.
"Away your weapon, I mean you no harm" makes no sense because she is clearly offering it to him, not drawing a blaster or readying the lightsaber to attack.
>>64088954
>>64088958
It's still canon
>>64088945
>look how clever I am guise
The island where it was filmed was an actual monastery for centuries. Those monks survived.
>>64088996
>Prequel EU bullshit
it's in the Disney canon shows too
>>64088996
>Prequel EU
Prequels are not EU, and they are canon f.am.
Sorry if that triggers you.
>>64088971
>implying Episode VIII won't start with Luke and Rey in bed together
"I recognize this blade.... Orcrist, Goblin-Cleaver..."
But seriously, he'll probably recognize and hand it back because "there's too much pain" wrapped up with it for him.
>>64087559
After she puts it down:
>It is... unwise to LOWER YOUR DEFENSES!
>>64089010
Nope.
>>64088899
Does this even mean anything? Sidious had Maul, Tyranus, Grievous and Vader under him.
>>64088945
>Without his saber
He presumably still has the RotJ one.
>>64089031
>>64088899
Kylo and Snoke aren't Sith.
>>64088945
It'll be like Anakin
>"are you an angel?"
Like father like son, and then they proceed to fuck.
>Luke! You seek Luke!
>>64089010
Kylo and Snoke aren't Sith though
>>64088832
>>64088744
>>64088688
>>64088655
>>64088570
>>64088405
>>64088354
>>64088317
>>64088366
>>64088132
Do you think those are funny in any way? This is Big Bang Theory level, how old are you kids? Damn.
>>64087559
>touching music playing
>vinyl scratch
>I'm too old for this shit
>>64089065
Reddit speaks!
>>64088341
>R2D2
>helping someone over being a sarcastic motherfucker
He only rises up when shit's critical, but not when it's just convenient.
>Why does he wear the mask?
>>64088102
It felt incredibly awkward and forced. I wished they could have ended the movie with Rey and Chewy flying off into space, where the next movie picks up of them having to trudge through the planet until they finally find Luke in some hut or something. They could have made it more of an adventure. Instead they fly off, land on this planet and see Luke awkwardly standing there within the span of like 3 minutes. It was literally them blatantly trying to squeeze one shot of Luke in for the fans before the movie ended.
>>64087559
"You look beautiful"
>>64088899
No it does not. Luke and Snoke is two. Kylo is not a sith.
>Luke uses the force to pull the lightsaber out of her hands
>Instead of catching it, he lets if fly right past him and into the ocean
>[Luke]: "You guys are still using those things?"
>proceeds to split the ocean in half like Moses while levitating into the sky
alternatively
>Luke is kind of senile so he completely ignores Rey and walks past her
>turns out he senses Chewie
>first line is "Where's Han?"
>audience has a sad
>>64089041
Clone wars and the movies literally both acknowledge the rule of two
>>64089105
Mark Hamill did play the Jokester, after all.
>>64088687
More like Bigger Luke
>>64088849
He doesn't need to consciously fall to the dark side to bring the dark side back to power. Chosing to help his friends may have fucked the galaxy over in the long run with Ren and Snoke.
Rian Johnson showed me the script personally, here's how it goes down:
>straight after the opening crawl there's a fade out back to their stare-off
>Luke cackles maniacally then force grips the lightsaber from Rey's hand
>he then puts it in his mouth, pulls out his red Vader + green RotJ sabers and ignites all 3 like he's roronoa zoro or some shit
>no thing purse a Nell, kiddo
>he cuts both her hands off like dooku in RotS
>any last words kiddo?
>executes Rey dooku style
Screencap this.
>>64089118
>has a sad
>>64089065
bestow upon us your wit and patrician linguistic stylings.
>>64089044
Dooku was just a student of the dark side who helped Sidious set up the clone army, he didn't become a Darth until after Maulsplit. Vader came after Tyranus. Grievous wasn't Force sensitive, he was just a student of lightsaber use.
Guarantee there'll be a scene where Rey is catching Luke up in events while Luke makes some sort of root porridge, and when Rey tries it and grimaces in disgust, Luke'll say "yea, I thought it was bad at first, too" while fondly remembering Yoda.
>>64088893
This is most likely what it will be
>>64088113
<but please, I'm here to learn
>UR A BIG GIRL
>>64089187
But that's boring
will JJ ever introduce a star wars planet that isn't just a desert or ireland?
OT at least had dagobah which was a pretty wicked swamp
Grievous wasn't a Sith and he never had more than one apprentice at a time. He just replaced one who got killed with another
no, NO, YOU WILL DIE
>>64089021
I didn't say the prequels are EU even though they pretty much are.
>>64088354
the worst part about this is that I can see this actually happening.
I always thought it was stupid for there to be a mad of his exact location. How? Why did the empire have part of it? Where did BB8s come from? What the he'll was Luke doing, just standing still waiting 20 years for someone to find him?
>>64089057
"Its a big weapon for a more civilized age"
>Are you threatening me, Rey?
>>64089236
What the fuck does "Prequel EU bullshit" mean if it doesn't mean that the prequels ARE EU? Did you mean "Prequel/EU bullshit"?
>>64089057
Damn, that makes it so weird
>Here, Luke, this is your father's old lightsaber. He wanted you to have it when you were old enough. He did use it to slaughter very many children, but I'm sure that little part of him that still isn't a violent, cyborg fascist has fond memories of it
>>64089207
There still are plenty of OT and prequels planets to copy/paste
>>64089263
The RLM explanation made sense to me. It was a chart of where he'd already been in the past, and they were collecting all the pieces to narrow down where the final destination might be.
>>64089287
I think that's the reason the saber holds so much force energy. It saw some shit.
>>64087559
"Welcome, I've been expecting you."
The emperors line.
>>64088996
Yoda says: Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
christ all these cuntbags commenting on shit when they don't even get their lore straight
>>64089263
R2 built BB-8 is the rumor going around.
>>64089183
>>64089263
>implying Luke can't sense everything going on in the entire galaxy
As for the map, I think Luke left clues to put it together, but that wouldn't happen untilthe Force awakened.
>>64089280
Prequel/EU
Jesus fuck. I meant it both ways because they're obviously different (but really should be the same."
>*teleports behind Rey, pulling the lightsaber out of her hand*
>heh, nothing personnel... kid.
>jumps into the Millennium Falcon and leaves Rey stranded
DANCE OFF
>"My, how you've grown."
>"So have you... grown more beautiful I mean."
>>64089326
It tried to give Rey PTSD, basically
Your weapons - need them you will not.
>>64089355
PT yoda isn't even a real character
>>64087621
Half his face is fake because of a car crash :^)
Has Luke gotten any pussy, ever?
>"Your father... wanted you to have it when you were old enough."
>walks up to Rey and hugs her
>"You have grown..."
I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE
>>64087559
I looked better before the accident.
>>64087559
It's treason then.
>I see you have taken part of the Star Wars™. The Force Awakens™...
FUCKING REALLY?!
>>64088899
I never got into EU, what is this?
>>64087742
"another happy landing"
>"i've been looking for that"
>>64087559
My hands are a little dirty
>>64087559
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>64089734
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>64087742
"BLASTED I HATE FLYING"
If Kylo Ren had gotten his hands on that lightsaber, would it have changed color to red?
