http://idly.craveonline.com/2015/12/amy-schumer-comedy-central-worse-person-ever/
JUST LIKE US!
if they got butthurt that easily they're in the wrong industry
>>64086914
>my waifu
>>64086914
Not surprising.
She was literally made famous and shoved until a fuckload of movies and TV shows out of nowhere, and she's basically like the Kardashians in the sense that the leftist machine has decided to present her as a new god for the masses to worship.
And that'll fuck up anyone's ego.
>I never really understood the whole Amy Schumer thing. Maybe it’s because I don’t have a vagina. Or because I don’t feel the need to pretend to like something because it’s labeled “feminist”
Holy shit. What an asshole
>I never really understood the whole Amy Schumer thing. Maybe it’s because I don’t have a vagina. Or because I don’t feel the need to pretend to like something because it’s labeled “feminist”. Or maybe because I know people in NYC who know her. Like this story. 100% true. Or the fact if you want to approach her after a gig, her assistant has to vet you. If you aren’t connected or have the ability to advance her career, she won’t bother. Or the time she almost got sued for breach of contract by a Jersey comedy club because she kept cancelling her headlining gigs because she thought she was “too high profile” even though headliners like Bill Burr do them.
bill's a great guy
>>64086914
She's not funny
>>64087149
>Or maybe because I know people in NYC who know her.
>>64087068
What do you mean?
>>64087018
>3Storms
>@3Storms
>4800 Upvotes
Not quite sure what exactly this means but I am pretty sure you are a faggot
>worse person ever
>worse
>>64086977
Hey retard, it isn't funny when the photoshop is so blatantly shitty, it looks like you just took the already existing good shop of fat amy on a surfboard and clumsily applied a tool you don't actually know how to use.
>>64086914
She's fucking hot
>>64087307
but it is funny
>>64087068
go back to univision
>>64087307
on the contrary i think the fact that it's a cartoonish shoop makes it funnier.
>>64087018
Christ you only post there to spout retarded /pol/-shit and/or on about video games. What a sad fucking loser you are.
>>64087319
She looks like she has a touch of the Down's
>almost 2016
>still pretending to be antisemitic
...seriously?
>>64087365
What he said is true though
The reason she isn't funny is because she's a mouthpiece for the PC crowd
Get as mad as you want about this fact, but these types of people doing comedy will always be about as funny as conservatives doing comedy
>>64086971
Implying you dont have to be professional and can act immature without consequence.
Also, holy shit, she and jeselnik dated? And yet she became famous... hes ten times funnier than she is.
>>64087018
>3Storms
>Frequented Communities
>Breitbart News Network
>The Hollywood Reporter
>The Daily Caller
>>64086914
>one bad experience out of literally thousands
>this is how she always is!
They do this to every celeb that even bothers with junket shit.
>>64087430
i'm not a fan but i don't really get PC vibe from her
>>64087441
i am implying. what was her consequence besides a butthurt "article" from some mangina named todd?
>>64087430
I don't even know who this is desu. American comedy is 95% shit and I don't bother watching it. It is interesting though to see the plebs (tumblr vs /pol) to fight about pseudo issues like this.
>>64087338
>univision
>unironically supporting the racist, sexist Trump
Hollywood always props some Jew as the new 'hot' starlet of the moment. It literally happens all the time, Betty White, remember her? JLaw, Kstew, Amy, next moment it'll be some other Jew
>>64087500
Oh she's just awful no matter what you believe
Jokes all revolve around muh vagina
>>64087455
Watch her on Joe Rogan literally say that the fact that Jerry Seinfeld has mostly white men on his webshow triggers troubling memories of being excluded as a child for being a girl
>>64087616
Bruh, I agree with you, but you put like no effort into that post. Betty White?
>>64087488
People will not be inclined to work with her or help with her career or any future projects, etc
>>64087307
settle down amy
>>64087362
There's a popular shoop that is this but actually done well, so to me it isn't, it's just a poorly done bite.
>>64087211
Is it really hard to believe a tabloid blogger would know people in NYC that know her? Do you think celebrities don't have friends before they get famous?
I am from Clovis, CA and I went to school with Chris Colfer from Glee, and we are still friends today. I am by no means a celebrity.
Get off /tv/ and make some friends.
>>64087574
Explain both his racism and sexism.
>>64088722
>i have "friends" that fit the narrative of my clickbait article
>>64087307
Some remove this hothead immediately
>>64087452
I see you didn't follow the links and see her melt down at the gym. Probably just an excuse to get out of lifting.
>>64088722
Well since you know about real life you should also know that in real life people are petty and can spin any yarn into an example of how someone is a rotten person when in real life they're just normal with bad features and good features.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be a bitch but hearsay is practically worthless in judging character.
>>64088833
Sorry you can't make friends.
Anyone who asks why she's such a forced meme in the media should be informed that she is literally Senator Chuck Schumer's niece
Doesn't that explain everything?
>>64087307
>clumsily applied a tool you don't actually know how to use.
Thank me later Amy, if you know what I mean.
>paying attention to an unfunny fat jewess
didn't realize i was on reddit
>>64088722
Tabloid bloggers always have friends and inside sources for all these stories.
Everyone's got someone who thinks they're a cunt. Everyone's done something that's pissed someone else off. There is always two sides to every story.
>celebrity wouldn't sign my autograph, what a fucking bitch!
>forgets to mention they asked after kicking in a bathroom stall door and asking them while they were taking a shit
I'm pretty sure she has actual autism, like the clinical one. She want on Rogan's podcast to talk about Seinfeld or something like that and she was the most bumbling awkward fuck you could ever imagine.
I like her slightly more now tbqh
>>64089030
>tfw I would slosh my closed fist in that sloppy naval
>>64089128
That's all good grand, but the conversation was about knowing people in the industry.
>>64089167
>to talk about Seinfeld or something like that and she was the most bumbling awkward fuck you could ever imagine.
That's because she was repeating feminist SJW bullshit and was challenged a little bit. If you challenge an SJW with facts and logic they fall apart.
>>64087319
in a frumpy kind of way, but yeah, would bury
>>64087616
>Betty White
>>64088988
His flight plan doesn't allow for them
>>64087616
betty white was actually pretty and talented though
>>64088952
Are you ignoring the link in the article talking about the NYC gym meltdown? This isn't hearsay.
>>64089706
i seen her nudes and the golden girls. she wasn't any of those things
>>64089006
No?
How many senators dont have their family shoved down your throat? 99.99%?
You're stupid. It might have helped her career, although I can't see how or why, but it's not like senators families get instant success handed to them. They still need to sell tickets to make money for the big boys.
>>64086914
is this supposed to be a surprise?
you can just tell she's an awful cunt from the smug look on her fat fucking face
Are there any Jews that are actually good people?
Carrie Fisher is the only one that comes to mind, although she's loopy as fuck.
>>64089006
That dude's only claim to fame is that he's a poor jew that's actually against taxing wealth. Also he left Amy's part of the family pissing in the wind when they went broke.
>>64090214
Read the talmud breh. Good goys aren't considered people.
>>64090029
>can't see how someone with Lena Dunham tier connections will have their career helped by it
And you're calling him stupid
>>64090371
>eyyy im a senator can comedy central call me back and put my neice on tv? thx senpai
youre so stupid. you have no idea how nepotism works. they can give you an in the door but you need to actually impress people.
of course you probably have no nepotism because you and your family are irrelevant.
>>64090434
>but you need to actually impress people
>>64090748
man are you severely fucking disabled?
>yo im a senators son can yall just give me money despite someone else selling more tickets?
>why would we want to make less money because youre a senators son?
>yo im a senators son make bad business decisions just cause
FUCKING IDIOT
>>64090795
>but you need to actually impress people
The majority of women in Hollywood have Joan Crawford syndrome.
They turn into intolerable cunts in the pursuit of maintaining a public image.
You can see right through her and JLaw's "I'm just like you" bullshit.
>>64090214
I'm Jewish, and no.
Sit through enough synagogue luncheons and you start thinking maybe everyone hates us for a reason.
>>64086914
She always seemed cunty
No surprises here.
>>64087319
She used to be before she porked up and was touched by sjws
>>64087018
> leftist machine
Did they decide Chris Pratt, a straight White male and god worshiping pro gun republican decide he should be the biggest fucking thing ever?
Or do people feed you shit and you're retard in thinking there is some bigger scheme other than making money
>>64091299
I fucked up the wording to thisbpost so badly I'm hung over pls be nice
>>64091299
Jews utilize avatars to represent the aspirations of the declining white population. If you actually look at Hollywood movies though, if you are a white action hero you are always playing into the Jewish cultural marxist game.
>>64087574
BUILD WALL
>>64091380
lol
