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>I was only nine years old >I loved Darth Vader so much,
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>I was only nine years old
>I loved Darth Vader so much, I owned all the helmets and black capes
>I pray to Vader every night, thanking him for the Midichlorians I have been given
>"Vader is love", I say, "Vader is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a nerf herder
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Vader
>I called him a TRAITOR
>He shoots me in the chest and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my chest hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I hear a mechanical breathing moving towards me
>I sense a presence
>It's Vader
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "I am your grandfather"
>He grabs me with the force and lifts me in the air
>I'm ready
>I gasp for air for Vader
>He chokes my throat
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Vader
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the Force
>I want to please Vader
>He turns on his lightsaber as he asks me about the plans to the Death Star
>My dad walks in
>Vader looks him deep in the eyes and says, "I don't like sand"
>Vader flies away on his TIE fighter
Vader is love, Vader is life
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The thing is that Darth Vader is his grand father, so it makes him a little less pathetic. He shouldve been some cuckold unrelated to Vader it wouldve made him more pathetic
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What if the whole point of Kylo Ren is to show that trying to fill someone else's shoes is pointless and fruitless, and is a statement about the movie and how it shouldn't try to be like the OT but rather its own thing?
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>>64080754
Nice reddit meme
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>>64081048
Didn't this meme originate on 4chan?
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>>64081072
Yes, yes it did. Ignore him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
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>>64081024
I think you're looking to much into it
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great
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>>64081459
but just like in the meme, 4chan is reddit's swamp now
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>>64080754
I was expecting Vader's light saber shoved up your ass, OP.
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Why Darth Vader? Is he unaware that the guy he's praying to failed at what he's trying to achieve?
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>>64081024
so they scripted in a meta criticism of their own movie?
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