The Cucking of Doctor Who Edition
Voyage/Widow 2.0?
Previously on /who/:>>64068103
THE START OF THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WILL BE 40 SOLID MINUTES OF KEK JOKES
i wanna marry cloister!
First for FRESHEN YER COCK PETE, YA FACKEN POMMY KANT!
I just wish we left this series behind. I was moffucked so much, Moffat is my honorary cellmate at maximum security.
BINGO
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Reminder to pray for Paul McGann this Christmas.
>go to Big Finish kitchen to prepare Christmas dinner
>India Fisher: "what's for eats, Paul?"
>Me: "just fuck my shit up"
>Forced to look at myself in the reflection of the oven as I heat India's four turkeys
>Staring into the abyss that is the life of Paul McGann
>The only peace I can feel is imagining my own inevitable death.
i wanna marry cloister!@
nth for birds
>>64079029
We are. Moffat retconned Series 7B-9 out of existence by himself.
MOFFAT MOFFUCKED US TWICE.
DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2015 AKA THE KEKENING
i wanna fuck gallifrey_immigrant!!!!
i wanna kiss Shclemil!!!!
>Also, calling someone /who/vians /who/res? It's not one or the other, that's not how the terminology works. They're both. A /who/vian is a /who/res and a member of the /who/ family. But that's not what you said. You said a /who/res is a /who/ user, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the /tv/ /___/res, which means you'd call star was threads, capeshit threads, and other non-BF/DW discussion too, too. Which you said you don't.
I wanna hurt Friendly Neighborhood Anon!
I want you all to fuck off.
>>64079204
This.
Capaldi is killed by his son, Captain Jack
Eccleston has been in hiding ever since the Slitheen attacked Gallifrey and the head Slitheen took Eccleston's daughter and deposited her on the desert planet from Planet of the Dead. She finds him at the end of Series 10 though.
There's another Dalek Emperor but 10 times as big as the old one. Killed in the exact same way though (Bad Wolf is a hotshot pilot instead of a chav this time though).
https://twitter.com/bbcdoctorwho/status/680386903233966081
Linked above: Mark Gatiss forced by the BBC to promote the show because they can't do it themselves.
Peter Capaldi isn't the Doctor! He hit a man and shot him dead! Moffat out, Capaldi out!
What time is the Christmas Special?
>>64079253
He's the Doctor but split up with River when their son turned evil. River now leads a ragtag team including a cute robot. Meanwhile, their son has other plans. Meanwhile, the son's cousin eventually meets that cute robot.
>>64079272
christmas day
>>64079253
You fucking retard. It was the whole point. He wasn't the Doctor anymore, he said it himself. The whole last 20 minutes were about him becoming the Doctor again.
>>64079287
I said time not day retard
>>64079290
David Tennant/Ten would never have done that.
>>64079312
i wanna fuck cloister and marry belle!
STAR WARS SPOILERSAnakin dies at the end of ep6
>>64079312
>David Tennant/Ten would never have done that
>ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!
>I'm not part of the JUSTice League, I will not pay the alimony.
What did he mean by this?
>>64079312
10 also compared regeneration to dying, when 12 compared it to the man flu
10 is a little bitch
Just finished Hell Bent.
Huge let down after Heaven Sent, but for what it is(a character episode, not a Gallifrey-heavy one), it's quite nice.
>>64079619
Definitely.
I am sure the Moff is coming back to the Hybrid plot, sometime in the future.
Anyone get any DW related swag for the holiday?
>>64079770
Dad got me a bunch of nerd shirts and one had retro k9 on it
>>64079770
I got the annual... yippee.Clara does look fit as fuck on the front tbf, I only hope the splash doesn't reach Capaldi's face tonight.
>>64079828
Cool dad! I got myself some DW shirts too. I'm especially excited about the Timelord/toasters album cover one.
>>64079884
She does look nice there, although that dress/top doesn't work for me, too busy or something.
Here's a toast, a happy Christmas to all of you /who/.
Hope you're all having a wonderful time and if not, well, I certainly hope you do any way. Here's to the fat man giving you nice goodies, a nice Christmas special and the love of friends n' family.And incidentally, a happy Christmas to all of you at home!
>>64079312
10 got Adelaide to kill herself and didn't give a shit because muh Time Lord Victorious.
>>64079770
12s sonic for secret santa, also a dalek pop doll for secret santa
TARDIS mug off the gf
shirt with a dalek on it from uncle/aunt
thats its for now but im seeing other half of family tomorrow so perhaps more to come
what about you?
>>64079961
It was done better than 12 killing the general.
>>64079957
WANG! Happy Christmas! If you're around later I've got something for you. If not i'll figure out a way to send it to your tumblr.I hope you still like tits.
>>64079957
Speaking of cheery fat old Doctors at Christmas, I vaguely recall a couple of years ago seeing Pie Lord dressed as Santa Claus on This Morning. I don't suppose anyone here has pics of Santa Colin?
>>64080004
Merry Christmas Cloister! Yeah, I'll be around tonight afterthe wifegoes to sleep. Heh, but if not, Tumblr will work.And I'll always love boobies.
>>64079957
Hi Tom, are you still coming round my house tonight to slip Jenna your giant wang while I watch?
>>64079884
Jenna always looks amazing. In a way I'm kind of glad she's gone because now I can concentrate on the show instead of being distracted by her all the time
>>64080063
>>64079971A colin baker and patrick troughton 3d mug the funko pop dalek and 12, (river's and the mark 4 sonic from anon) a plush tardis the tee shirts mentioned above, and lego dimensions with the dr who game pack. I only asked for DW related stuff and got a venture bros lunch box.
>>64080061Finally married! Congratulations!!! So happy for you!
Who else listened to the Chimes of Midnight for Christmas?
>>64079957
Good to see ya!
Merry Christmas, /who/.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDXDkWd8eq0
>>64080179
>Dat smile at the end.
Briggs doing Dalek Davrosmas Karols when?
Has the broadcast date for the Christmas Special been announced yet?
>>64080274
Easter
>>64080131
>lego dimensions with the dr who game pack
Nice! All that shit looks super expensive to set up but wow the game looks legit fun. Enjoy!
>>64080143
I listened on Xmas eve, same as every year :)
>>64080274
Germany
>>64080131
whoa you got lego dimensions? man that game looks amazing but the price is high as hell
>>64080093
>Implying the next companion won't be even qter
well, the special looks like it'll make me want to bash my head against the wall, but at least I can count on /who/ to mock it relentlessly
merry christmas
>>64080323
>Implying the next companion won't be ashape shifter
>>64080274
Today?
>>64080350
Nahhhhhh. Can't be.
>>64080289
>>64080311
I'll set it up a little bit after the christmas special. It's been sitting in my closet for what seems like forever so I'm pretty fucking hype. I'll probably only end up getting the DW pack for the game because the damned price.
people here gonna be tuning in for Moffat Show #2 afterwards as well?
>>64080323
Hopefully they go for an unnatractive companion like Donna Noble. But at least they had Tennant for the fangirls at that time. They probably won't leave the show without an 'unnappealing' companion and Doctor.
>>64080385
Strictly?
>>64080385
Nah, causeHan Solo Kylo Ren Luke Rey Jakku
>>64080416
I wanna see Moffat on Strictly now
rumour has it, he dances like a champ
>>64080411
Donna's tits were not unnatractive
>>64080411
>Donna
>unattractive
Spotted the low test faggot.
>>64080430
Christmas screening? Nice.
>>64080462Anakin dies in ep6, vader is lukes father, luke is leias brother
>>64080454
I don't remember the episode where Donna's face melted off
>>64080493R2D2, R2D2, C3P0, C3P0
Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Han Solo
>>64080529
>Not remembering the greatest episode of all time
LOW TEST
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For people on burgerland east coast, we should start streaming bbc one around 12:15 EST (5:15 bongland) or something like that right?
>>64080385
/superwholock/ plz go. j/k senpaitachi. Maybe, depends on how committed to familial obligation and how the DW special goes.
>>64080440
There's that webbum of him dancing, there's no music of course, but fuck if he doesn't look like he's having a good time.
>>64080493
I thoughtCaptain Kirkwas hisFather? That one guykills him and that's whyKirkyellsCHANDRASEKAR or somethingIndian,dotnot thefeatherkind. I don't remember.
I was wondering if the Angels have ever interacted with the Dialects? Really, I just want to know who'd win.
>>64080632
>There's that webbum of him dancing, there's no music of course, but fuck if he doesn't look like he's having a good time.
Moffat blacked when?
>>64080660
The Dialects? Nah, the Angels can't talk.
>>64080660
You mean Daleks?
Tie. You can't exterminate stone :')
>>64080666
>666
It's a sign, I don't know what of, but it's a sign.
>>64080440
Moffat's not really a celebrity is he?
The general public wouldn't know of him compared to actors and sportsmen who take part in Strictly?
>>64080339
for all we know, any companion could be Frobisherhow many times has the Doctor snogged Frobisher
>>64080784
That's the Doctor's confession.
Reminder it's happening.
>>64080770
known for two of the UK's most popular shows -- hell, the two most popular shows, even
he's probably on par with their usual fare
Reminder that /who/ secret santa was shit.
trip that said they would buy everyone something didn't.
>>64080845
No anons hanging round anyone's apartments, were there?
>>64080845
>>64080878
Come on guys, it's Christmas, don't do this. Just this once, let's keep who shitpost free. Just for this one day.
>>64080666
With that hair I suspect someone in his family already has, so I'd offer Moffat would do the blacking. Or he's part sheep which i suppose is equally possible being from scotland
>>64080845
I got two gifts and was very happy with them. I gave someone a gift and I presume they were happy with it. All seems well to me.
>>64080902
fair enough
what's the best Christmas audio?
>>64080902Never,that new companion fag will never stop
>>64080956
Chimes of Midnight
>>64080764
The antichrist has come to dominate... the dance floor
>>64080845
I don't recall anyone saying they would buy everyone something. The closest I said to that is that it would be nice for everyone to get something, at this point there's 3 anon's that haven't been gifted. 1 left no country of origin or set theirs to private, 1 has a singular item costing 60 pounds sterling. 1 anon left within the realm of gifting and there's still 5 days left. Whereas last year i think there were 4 anons that didn't get anything that could have. It hasn't been perfect, but a marked improvement from last years.
river meets mcgann when
This guy is the next companion. Screencap this and see you on January 11th.
>>64081121
Who's this fine man?
UNIT spinoff when
>>64081121
>not Atwell
The hour is l8, and all you have is shit b8
>>64081212
A month ago
https://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/unit---extinction-1208
>>64081259
hella fucking epic reply dude! totally showed that dude!
Eughr. Seriously, go back to reddit with witty replies like that you fucktard.
>>64081324
It's not a witty reply though. It's a spinoff featuring UNIT. Exactly what that anon asked for.
>>64081324
It's Christmas. Do something else today. Please, find it in your heart to not be a jerk for a single day. Spread some cheer. Not just for /who/, but for yourself.
>>64081390
ok. im sorry. forced "witty" replies like that just really annoy me.
sorry >>64081259
anon, im sure youre a perfectly nice person irl. merry christmass everyone.
i want everyone on /who/ to have a happy christmas!
>>64081121
I'd accept that.
i want everyone on /who/ to buy this!
>>64081477
>>64081572
You should've retired after To the Death, Paul. Seriously, die with some fucking dignity.
Oh fuck I completely forgot the episode isn't on at 8pm today, did I miss it!? Was it good?
>>64081623
Preorder this!
Want to be a part of /who/ secret santa? Heres how!
Step 1: Set up an amazon account
Step 2: If you don't want people to know your full name go to My Account > Personalization > Your public Profile to change your name to something less tracky.
Step 3: Make a public wish list of stuff you want Also make sure you add an address or your not getting shit. Go to List Actions > Update List Profiles. Enable 3rd party to get things from amazon sellers(and save a nice gifter a few bucks)
Step 4: You post your list with everybody elses
Step 5:???
Step 6: Profit!
Don't worry if you can't gift back, thats not what this is about.
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Have a GOAT christmas /who/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2bzP9GSnAU
>>64081634
No. This was me the whole time. It was shit.
>>64081634
It was GOAT. River was good for once. The plot was Voyage 2.0 but actually done right. Also this is the next companion. He bumps into the Doctor at the end, his name is Alex.
>>64081634
You've got just under 30 minutes anon. It hasn't aired yet.
>tfw iPlayer saying I'm not in the UK despite VPN that worked through all of Series 9
>>64081806
WHO IS THAT MAN? I'm sure you know Cloister >>64081812
>>64080323
Why can't she smile without making it look like she's threatening to eat me?
Why has Keira Knightley never been in Doctor Who?
I love all of you.total homo
>>64081906
From the file I assume it's Oliver Dion-Max, perhaps from a progressive household with the hyphenated surname. From the picture I assume he's quite /fa/ and wants fuck either me or the camera man. The rest is a complete mystery to me.
>>64081999
Too high profile, too much money.
>>64082029
I love you too anon.
>>64082029
Do you love the guy pictured in >>64081806 ?
>>64081806
His pose is almost the same as Peter's early photo shoots when he was announced as the Doctor.
>>64079941
I got Doctor Who posters, now the doctor can stare at me all day long !!
>>64082087
No. She's trying too hard.
>>64082236
She? And what do you mean trying too hard?
SOON! 15 minutes
>>64079542
This, desu.
I wanna fuck gallifrey_immigrant!
What kind of shit cartoon is on right now on BBC One?
>>64082286
It's fucking creepy.
We are all the doctor!
Stickman is lost.
Stickman is frozen and covered in frost.
I'm an amerifat, not gonna be seeing it until late late at night. How do I pass the time /who/?
>>64081425
>straight answer, spoonfeeding included
>"witty" reply
Not him, but are a poop.
>>64080323
will she master tardis in under a day
>>64082343
Fap to him >>64081806
>>64082343
Masturbate with friends and family.
>>64082339
stickman got lost in someones asshole!
>>64082349
>poop
I meant to say that you are a poop. That is what I meant to say.
Can't Stickman fucking burn already?
HE'S GONNA GET TRUMPED ON BY SANTA
STICKMAN SAVES A STUCK MAN
>>64082343
Stream it with the rest of /who/ and shitpost with the rest of us. OR Make Bookanon's day and read a doctor who book while putting together little plastic robots, Like "the silent stars go by". I think he said that was a good one.
The Cucking of River Dong
Let's shop christmas hats on everything. I made this yesterday.
This Stickman is fucking awful.
This is going to be cringey and unrealistic. Who /nothyped/ here?
>>64082440
I'm fine, I think I'm gonna watch it with the family if that's okay with you.
YAY SANTA SAVED STICKMAN.
now show doctor fucking who
>>64081662
Why is Liv so qt, bros?
>>64082453
she cute
who dat is?
STICKMAN JUST FUCKING STICK YOURSELF UP MY ASS IT'LL BE GOOD ENOUGH OF AN ENDING
girl gets a sword, how empowering
none minute until the cannon doctor wins!
>tfw you will never be able to snuggle up with Jenna Coleman in bed with her leg pulled around your waist this Christmas
why even live desu
BURN THE STICKS
STICKMAN IS GOING HOME TO STICKLADY
THANKS SO MUCH SANTA
This is the sequel to The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe.
stream where?
T-MINUS 1 MINUTE TILL THE BEST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL SINCE 2011 MUHFUGGAHS!
>>64082519
>reminder that cameraman had stiffy
Santa loves sex toys for wookies!
if your none britbong, i dont know any streams
THE DOCTOR CHRISTMAS SHIT!
>>64082519
how can a man be so hairless?
Why does the bbc always spoil the plot of their episodes in adverts and up-next statements?
Its like they want the show to have no surprises or significance.
>>64082550
You wot? Explain pls
>>64082475
>not prewatching to answer casual's questions lest you miss something while explaining something probably unrelated.
j/k If your family is into it you should for sure watch it with them. The book recommendation still stands though.
IT BEGINS
THE WEEPING ANGELS!
A DALEK!
WOW A SPACE STATION... CRASHING!
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT ALREADY
Can you feel the doctor, he wants to fuck new pussy.
looks good
TARDIS IS NO SAFE ZONE
Oh fuck listen to that bald guy's retarded voice.
and a shit opening.
![peter-capaldi-doctor-who-dalek-gi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N4wM6NN.jpg "peter-capaldi-doctor-who-dalek-gi[1].jpg")
looking for the next one!
TARDIS is cute!
HEEEYOOO I found the shitty shop I did, just forgot to export.
OMFG IT'S PAUL MCGANN WHAT A BAIT AND SWITCH MOFFAT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
HA what a shit joke!
Ok, I laughed once or twice.
wacky music and snow in the titles, they must've called neon visual for this
Is that fucking Malcolm from The Thick of It
Why are there sand people?
we 40k now
WE DOCTOR CORBYN NOW
DOCTOR IS A LABOUR VOTER
>anti monarchy rant
Disgusting. Behead Moffat for treason
THE WIKI PAGE will be a riot tonight!
>5 POINT STAR
BASED COMMIE DOCTOR
SUNGLASSES?!
FEZ
>tfw every other tweet is bitching about it already
HAHAHAHA MEN THINKING HAHAHAAH
FUCK OFF MOFFAT
>>64082911
Well it is terrible so what do you expect
River casually murders,
12 is pissed, good to see
men dont think lol
bisexual teasing, for fucks sake
How does she have sex with a cyborg?
This is so fucking boring. Jesus Christ.
I've literally never watched a Dr Who all the way through. I'm only doing it now because my mum has it on. At the moment I can see why I've never watched it.
i fucking loathe river song
>beeb is left as shit
>tories win anyway and cockslap the beeb for their bias
>beeb keeps being left as shut
THIS SHIT IS BEYOND DIRE
GILBERT
>>64082985
I guess you've never seen daily/weekly politics
>this dialogue
>>64082965
This is not a good representation of the show trust me, watch the episode 'The Eleventh Hour'
http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Who_Wiki
FF10 HA HA HA HA HA HA
KEK CANNON FIRE
For the love of god River get a room
>dat 9th doctor theme
Doctor cuck the labour voter
>>64083056
unlimited cuck works.
Is the worst episode of Doctor Who ever?
People enjoy this?
damsel in distress, lets all answer his sos
- I do like how River doesnt expect another face, nice touch
>episode about the doctor being a cuck
>reveals him as a labour voter
Ayyyyyyy
MOFFAT is fucking outrageous now
Ok, this scene is ALRIGHT
BIGGER ON THE INSIDE
I'm actually enjoying this one so far
shame about the shitty music as usual
>>64079619
I'm glad thatGallifrey is back, even though that was probably the shittiest episode to do it in. And the whole"We flew to the end of time itself" thing was a lazy copout for a better explanation ofhow the Time Lords escaped from the pocket dimension created in the 50th special.
12 acting surprised, love it
Doctor is a fantastic actor.
>Doctor finally gets to do bigger on the inside bit
hah.
oh hi trap street
Why the fuck is there a joke literally every 5 seconds?
![Hell_yeah[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V9mYLaH.jpg "Hell_yeah[1].jpg")
>>64083240
Le witty writing
>>64083240
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>We'll never get a genuinely serious Christmas ep like the titanic one again
I'm just fucking tired of this writing
>ramone
Cucktor who
Any streams?
this is actually quite a dark when you think about it
>>64083303
Good that was a bunch of gay rights propaganda.
>>64083310
Like a shit after a night on the stout
Holy fucking shit, it's like I'm watching some horrid stand up comedy show without any hecklers or crowd to boo the fuck out of these shit jokes. It's killing me.
>>64083240
tfw moffat's trying to be funny again
>tfw actually enjoying this
Fuck you Doctor, I have Irritable Bowl Syndrome.
YOU DARE MOCK ME?
THAT STARLINER IS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK UP
I wonder if the Doctor will get recognised as a mass murderer.
>>64083348
Alright m8 no need to lose your shit :^)
Paul?
wait the eps already on?
So is this Capaldi's Voyage/Wardrobe?
plot twist: The doctor is already a member of the club
I do like of 12 is not liking River's other life in this.
>>64083393
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006q2x0
What kind of bullshit time is 5:15
It's never been that early. Now I've got to break the news to the family
AND I missed the comfy pre-show /who/ threads
whoa
>>64083378
thinking the same thing
That was pretty neato tbf
THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR 5PM ON CHRISTMAS DAY
hssssssssss
hydroflax!!!
>and in honour of your king we put the diamond in a case shaped like his head
Problem solved
>>64083478
Write a storngly worded letter to points of view.So the nation can laugh at your autism
>All these casually dismissed decapitations and murders
This tone is completely fucked
HYDROFLAX
