Great, now I can watch the Force Awakens™ while eating my Yoda Testicle Snack
>>64070141
for being 700 years old his nads are at least in good shape
plus hes what? 2 feet tall? those are pretty huge proportionally
This must be an old picture. They wouldn't advertise TFA with a character the movie doesn't even mention once.
At least his balls are pristine.
>>64070182
Disney Paid 4billion for that shit they will milk it dry
>>64070182
Disney can do whatever the fuck it wants with Star Wars. Did you see the R2D2 and C3PO Coffee Mate creamers?
>>64070172
This just made me realize there must be a planet full of yoda-like people
>>64070373
>reminder that this monstrosity is canon
>>64070182
Doesn't he say 'Get up' or something like that?
>be me
>go to The Force Awakens on opening night
>ticket x2 - $30
>jumbo size Yoda grapes (no refills) - $10
>jumbo size bag of BB8 navel oranges (no refills) - $12
>jumbo soda in Rey/Finn collector cup x2 - $16
>go to the lobster tank to pick out our lobsters
>run out of money and have to be a Jew in front of my date
>tfw only brought $75 because it's just a movie how could it be so expensive
Theater prices are out of control.
>>64070442
Who is that semen demon?
>>64070801
>grapes
>oranges
Pretty healthy for a theater snack
>>64071276
Kek
>>64070182
I saw these at the grocery in like september
Another great star wars thread
>>64071276
Yaddle
