>parents take their little kid to a movie that's not for children
>scream, cries and ruins the movie for everyone in the theater
>Parents take children to an area where they must sit still and be quiet for a minimum of 90 minutes
Why do people do this exactly
>>64068537
Because they're idiots.
>>64068469
And what movie did you see that wasn't for children you patrician frog blogger
>>64068559
A Most Violent Year
Literally have no idea why children were there.
>>64068597
Nice pussy
>>64068469
Doesn't ruin it for me. Stop letting things bother you.
>parents take their developmentally disabled adult son to robin williams' pan at the fox river mall sometime in the early 90s
>the fucking monster tard-guffaws ceaselessly through the first 70 minutes
>no fewer than a dozen people have shouted at the parents to "shut that fuckin' tard up"
>finally some dude looms over him and threatens to kick the shit out of him if he doesn't shut the fuck up
>he starts tard-shrieking, crying, and shits his pants
>lights come up, film is stopped, and we're all evacuated while the grand chute police descend on what is quickly becoming a riot
That was the last film I ever saw in a cinema.
>not going to a monday showing
sucks 2 be u
>follow him into the theatre showers afterwards
>spray shampoo in his eyes
> parents take their spawn anywhere
> ruins experience for others
keep your fucking spawn at home with a babbysitter until they're 16 at least
>>64068469
dumb frogposter
>>64068715
>until they're 16
I understand the sentiment, but that might be overkill.
>arrive at mandatory police checkpoints before cinema, traffic deeply congested
>enter cinematic complex, place clothing and belongings in prescribed locker, frocked in suicide vest and prodded by electric poles towards delousing chamber
>given fifteen minutes of ECT
>enter theater, climb sixteen-wrung ladder and wait for emergency sirens
>hydrochloric acid fills theater to the appropriate height
>audience secured to operating tables and spinal fluid sampled
>film begins
>fucker in front row won't turn off his phone
the worst
>>64068714
>theatre showers
where the fuck do you live
>>64068873
filthy europoor detected
>>64068678
>>64068716
He's right
Sorry no one wants to listen to your baby precious jr
>>64068599
Why indeed.
You know I seen that on iTunes like 6 months ago not sure why people pay extra to not own the content they just paid for.
>>64068884
I'm american
>>64068949
>1080p @ 4-5GB
You paid for trash. Good job. .
>>64068714
>theatre showers
is this a meme
