>mauled by a bear
>watches his indian son die
>froze in the river
>fall off a cliff
>stabbed in the leg
>stabbed in the hand
>eats a live fish (that was pretty cool actually)
>learned the savage tongue
>kicks tom hardy's ass
>...
what else a nigga gotta do to win an Oscar /tv/?
he fucking earned it this time,
¿aceptas?
thankfully he was a alone most of the time, so we didn't have to see him "ACTING." But he still drags down every scene hes in and even managed to do his signature scream a few times.
He also has, clearly, never been in pain a moment in his life. So his attempts at imitating something hes never felt are laughable.
maybe he should try serious acting ala tom hanks for a change. instead of playing action hero/manic depressive
>>64048797
What, just straight drama? I'd like to see his attempt actually.
Also OP dont forget about staying the night inside a horse like a damn tauntaun. Couldn't stop thinking about hannibal during that scene
>>64048744
you are implying acting without talking isn't acting?
Tom Hanks in Castaway ring a bell?
This was the Leonardo equivalent of Castaway, his most emotive role yet. (because most of it was non-verbal)
>>64048847
>staying the night inside a horse
damn, you just spoiled the movie, nigga
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Anyone else tired of the "Leonardo DiCaprio is a good actor" meme? Fuck this 9gag shit.
Fucking spoilers you idiot
>>64048864
considering the only mode leo gave was "i'm angry, ANGRY ABOUT SNOW! AND INDIANS!!" comparing it to castaway, where hanks went from desperate to ecstatic to dejected to hopeful to determined to disconnected... is just laughable.
>>64048660
except those were all things the real hugh glass did in real life. so leo has him to thank for that...but i agree, this dude is way overdue. here come the redditors to negate my comment. eat a dick faggots. leo did a great job
>>64048895
>>64049032
>>64048660
>Oscar
he should've pulled a Joaquin a long time ago
>>64048660
>i am acting gais.
>>64049076
>i'm angry, ANGRY ABOUT SNOW! AND INDIANS!!
He wasn't angry about either of those things
Dang ol' treenigger sunuvabitch mang I tell ya hwhwat knowmsayin
>>64049111
FUCK YOU BITCH
>>64048660
IRL that bear would have killed him in two seconds. He's not going to get an Oscar for acting out a flick-tier scenario.
>>64049154
an i shot the mothfucka ma slf.
is there any tv fag that understand the whole Hardy lines?
>what else a nigga gotta do to win an Oscar /tv/?
Act. This is just a movie about a guy having a very bad day - there is no drama involved and barely any tension which isn't Leonardo's fault but it doesn't mean he should get an Oscar for it.Was anyone else annoyed that no effort was made to recover the companies money? They already had a disastrous season and now there is nothing to cover the losses. Everyone in that fort is fucked and so are the surrounding tribes, with the French also gone there is a wider complete collapse in the regions fur trade which will bring all sorts of problems once 'muh/the Gods revenge' was exacted.
>>64049154
>GOD WAS A SQUIRREL
>>64049154
>He was buried right
>>64049233
*SQURL
I'm sure theres a proper explanation for why this drunk shot a horse but I couldn't help but laugh
>>64049178
the real hugh glass survived a bear attack dude.
>>64049291
He didn't want some indian to take his horse.
>>64049233
why did it have to be a squirrel
why not a deer or an owl or something thats not fucking hilarious
Meme thread. Everyone know Redmayne will win.
>>64049233
need a webm of his reaction after the speeche on the cave.
>>64049366
the story was a joke. because he ate that skwrl
>>64049294
If you believe that.
act
>>64049291
how did they film that? did they actually shoot a horse or is that CGI?
i would assume if they actually shot a horse then they got one of those horses that was going to be put down anyways and used it in the movie instead
anyways this movie shows that nature is pretty fuckin brutal tbqh senpai desu senpai~~
This movie activated a dormant colonial urge to blanda with the natives in me. How hard is it for a Yuropeon to score some of that sweet Indian wig-wam?
>>64049503
shut the fuck up you dumb fucking cuck. Here we go with the "they kidnapped an injun and raped her, but she got free and sliced them up badly so we're gonna blame it on a bear" meme
Movie was awful. I should get an Oscar for floating in the damn pool since all Leo did was lay in the snow for half the movie.
>Muh boy
>Muh broken up body
>Muh muhfuggen life in shambles
Give me a break.
>>64049233
And I ate that sonna a bitch
>>64049154
YOU ENJOY THIS REVENGE
>God was a Squirrel
>>64048847
Leo was good in Revolutionary Road, that's the only straight drama of his I can think of.
AHAHAHAHA
remember when /tv/ kept posting that nod he made as candy in django and they awarded him 2 oscars?
>>64049503
youre a fucking idiot. jesus christ you dodo bird
>>64049585
No, I'm pretty sure reading that they use animals to a point where they need to use CGI, and then the bear was all cgi.
Still brutal though.
>>64049585
nah man cgi...the shitstorm they would have to endure from the media and peta and all those organizations would wreck them. it would be a public relations shitfest for them...they cant go on killing animals for the sake of a movie like 50 yrs ago. it was just very well done cgi at the end of the day
>>64049929
He was great in that. I will never understand this "Leo isn't a good actor" meme.
>>64049146
>i am acting gais.
a career summed up
>>64049146
Hugh glass was a pretty wild eyed guy. This doesn't seem like overacting to me minus the screaming in pain one
>>64049606
>How hard is it for a Yuropeon to score some of that sweet Indian wig-wam?
Depends on what the cheapest alcohol you like to drink is because she's going to want to share it with you when you fuck.
>>64048660
If he doesn't win an Oscar for this, I'm willing to bet he takes a hiatus from acting for a while.
What is GOOD ACTING anyway?
I mean he doesn't take me out from my seat on his place. He's always so edgy and way over the top in his performance. Drags too much attention to himself. But apparently that edginess is what gets you the oscar these days.
>>64050936
only role i didnt like him in was wolf of wall street. just overacted the shit out of it. and the constant yelling, godamn i wanted gto smack the fuck out of him. everything else i think the dude was aces
>>64049618
>>64050076
Most historical accounts are considered accurate because they're from reports of men of character.
Anyone who wasn't white wasn't human.
So raping a murdering indians was basically good fun.
>>64048660
>unlikeable character
>barely has any dialogue
>doesn't "wow" the audience
>Isn't gay, handicap, mentally retarded, or based on anyone famous
Will not win the Oscar
Sorry
Watch "The Danish Girl" to see who will
>>64048660
I don't think there was any other good movie out this year (the academy refuses to give Oscars to fantasy besides LotR, so no Star Wars). He has a high chance, but then again other actors were pretty good this year too
>>64048744
>Leo has never felt pain
he feels pain everyday, he has a space on his shelf abpve his fireplace that is ready, waiting for the academy to let me bring the monument to myself home please academy I really tried on this and it's killing mee
>nigga
why are you speaking in ebonics?
>>64049178
CONFIRMED doesn't know shit about bear attacks
source: I live in the Canadian Rockies
>>64053274
I know more than you, fucko
source: I'm a bear
>>64049191
That's addressed, they're waiting on reinforcements.
Watch movie more gooder next time.
>>64048660
funny
>>64049291
He literally says, "...not gettin MY horse"
>>64049291
the trappers/poachers couldn't take the horses with them, and if they left them, their pursuers would either use the horses to chase down the trappers, or sell the horses to buy weapons to kill the trappers
that scene really disturbed my wife more than the rapey scene
>>64053307
Bear attacks aren't like in yer Falloutz where once your life metre runs out your guy goes, "Hooouuaghh" and dies
>>64053449
fuck u nigga ima bear
>>64053449
sorry dude, but he did say he's a bear and i for one believe him. he even confirmed it here >>64053905. youre just a dumb human like the rest of us.
Didn't read the rest of the thread.
Did anybody already point out that OP is man child who can't discern the difference between and actor and a character.
Leonardo Dicaprio did none of those things. The writers did, by creating that character and those events.
What the fuck does an actor getting an Oscar have to do with what tragic events that happened to the character he portrayed? Oscars are given to actors for portraying those events believably.
Did I just respond to obvious bait, or is OP actually Rupert fucking Pupkin and the reason people like Jack Gleeson can't stand tv/movie fans and the reason he left acting?
>>64054429
Imagine if you were a human and you were trying to teach anyone how a bear would function.
>>64048660
The Danish Girl fag will get an oscar once again, because you know...
>>64056884
shut up already, /pol/. he won't
>>64048660
shortcut to win an Oscar
>Be a kike
>2 hours 30+ mins
>barely speaks for most of the film
>only decent scene is when he gets rekt by the bear like 20mins in
pretty boring desu, since you guys all hyped it up so much i downloaded + watched it. If i wasnt a useless NEET id be pretty mad and want my time back.
have a frog
>>64057066
ur a fag
>>64048660
some stunning nature shotsbut it's like him crawling around 70% and then the rest is him hunting the faggot
>>64049178
>he doesn't know Hugh Glass was a real person
I really liked this film overall but I guess hypothermia wasn't invented back then.
>>64049585
Its blatantly cgi..
>People think Leo is getting an Oscar for this artsy bullshit
Screen cap this. Leo will not be getting the Oscar for this movie. Maybe next time.
>>64051679
This.
Trans flavour of the month.Bonus points for when Tumblr complain a real trans actor wasnt used
>>64057750
>Leo will not be getting the Oscar for this movie
No shit
He has no lines, this is in no way Oscar bait and anyone that has seen the movie realizes that
