It seems like only the Vatican has patrician taste these days. Fucking mainstream reviewers aren't half as insightful as the pope.
>In that vein, The Vatican's newspaper agrees, calling the film "more reboot than sequel." For good measure it adds, "Not a classy reboot however, like Nolan's Batman, but an update twisted to suit today's tastes and a public more accustomed to sitting in front of a computer than in a cinema."
>Sticking the knife in further, the review adds, "Abrams' direction is in fact modelled on the sloppiest current action films derived from the world of videogames."
>"The only merit of J.J. Abrams film is to show, by contrast, how the direction of the previous films was elegant, balanced and above all appropriate."
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-the-vatican-star-wars-force-awakens-review-20151220-story.html
What can Disney shills say now? You said it was because /tv/ was contrarian that we hated it but now the fucking Vatican itself is shitting on this capeshit-like crap.
/tv/ is so contrarian that now the rest of the world is going atheist, tgey are becoming religious.
>>64046022
Of course the Vatican is shitting on it. They're the voice of God.
>>64046022
No shit it's not cinema you fucking retard, it's a flick. It always was and always will be
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>>64046066
Hello Disney
>>64046022
JJ on suicide watch
>>64046058
*tips fedora*
I shall upvote this euphoric comment.
GOD IS LITERALLY A NOLAN FAN
HAHAH HATERS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
The Vatican also believes in man made climate change.
That sweet feeling when SJW Disney cucks get BTFO by the man himself. Reddit can't help you now.
>>64046130
God is a Baneposter.
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>>64046058
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>>64046083
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>>64046130
>"discussion" on /tv/
no wonder no one likes you, mouth-breathing troglodytes
>>64046022
It's not cinema, like this guy said>>64046076
It wasn't made to be a piece of art it was made to be a product.
>>64046022
surprisingly based review
>>64046187
God's a big guy
oy vey
>>64046126
>MFW Amerifats are so delusional they think not being religious is something bizarre
>>64046341
shoo shoo jew
>>64046022
Based God
>>64046022
>praising our hero Nolan
>dismissing TFA/JarJar Abrams
fucking blessed
>>64046130
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>>64046279
>get killed in a car accident after a night out on the town with your boys
>uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>64046356
Actually, not being religious isn't that common. Religion is only increasing with time, in the form of the cancer known as Islam. You will get your caliphate before your atheist population, Euro cuck.
>>64046356
How new are you?
>>64046200
>you
I know for a fact that you didn't come all the way down to this part of the Internet to post that you hypocritical faggot :^)
Anybody else waiting for Fr. Robert Barron's review?
>>64046904
I don't know who that is.
>>64046991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkOTTAMmfyM
>>64046726
>Islam
>cancer
pick one
>>64046022
>vatican tosses disney jews right in the oven
>>64046022
Religious fags aren't welcome here either desu.
> thinks some old cunt in Italy has a batphone directly to God
>>64047403
I'm a Catholic and I approve of this review. Also atheists are worse than Muslims desu. Actually that might not be true.
>>64047328
8 year old libcuck detected
LE BERNIE XD
>>64046058
Atheism is a fucking joke. Oh yeah because reductive empiricism, exclusive positivism, and ethical naturalism are even remotely viable positions for anyone who has put LITERALLY one second of thought into their worldview. Roman Catholicism is one of the oldest intellectual traditions on the planet. It's even older than the current form of Judaism, which is based on the Talmud written in the 6th century.
Catholic Church or nothing, heretic
>>64048102
Do we think Milo is a true catholic, just in it for the altar boys, or just pandering to his base?
>>64046187
How else do you explain the Les Baines crash?
Daily reminder that the number of atheists in the developed world is leveling off. 2/3rds of children raised by atheists become theists, when atheists have children anyway. Meanwhile, in the rest of the world, Catholicism is exploding.
Also, Catholicism is increasing in the U.S. as well. See graph. Catholicism has the highest rate of retention with the exception of Hinduism of all world religions.
>>64048275
I thought he was a jew?
Would you live in Israel or the Vatican?
>>64048456
Vatican is beautiful and historic. Israel is a bunch of dirty suicide bombers and scammers. HURRR I wonder which.
>>64048351
As an Atheist I am ok with this, Catholicism is the least degenerate and anti science religion
>>64048545
ya catholicism is based
>>64048617
That picture is eastern orthodox art though.
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>>64046022
>"Not a classy reboot however, like Nolan's Batman,
What's Pope Francis position on the youth trend known as "baneposting"?
"A classy meme that is balanced and appropriate" I guess he would say, from the balcony overlooking Rome, and he would warn us of the intolerance of janitors deleting threads on sight and to not let the devil turn us into hotheads.
merry christmas!
>>64046022
GOD HAS SPOKEN JJ ABRAMS BTFO
>>64048736
Baneposting has Papal approval
>>64048794
Papal? More like palpatine!
>>64047184
Cancer. Atleast some cancer forms are treatable.
>>64048382
he's jew-ish
>>64047184
There is nothing worse than Islam in the whole world desu.
>>64046200
You say troglodyte like its a bad thing
>>64046022
Not enough younglings to oggle
papists should be gassed desu senpai
>>64046022
Manchildren BTFO
>>64046058
TFAfags confirmed for euphoriafags
>>64049161
protestants are anti intellectual children with no theology or historical grounding. catholics outnumber all protestants in the world by orders of magnitude. your incredibly narrow made up version of christianity that is one out of thousands of versions of heresy is no more correct than the next scam artist who makes a new church for a quick buck.
anyone with a tiny semblance of knowledge of history would be a catholic. period. that's one reason of many why protestants are deliberately anti science and knowledge. once you acquire knowledge, you become catholic.
>>64049322
lol never even said I was protestant, you guys are so defensive.
>lol we're older
>lol there are more of us
that's some great intellectual tradition
go rape a choir boy
>>64046022
>Not a classy reboot however, like Nolan's Batman
Where were you when God was confirmed as a Baneposter, /tv/?
>>64048794
does baneposting benefits from papal infallibility by proxy then? That's why it became real
>>64046022
Why do Catholics have such patrician taste while Protestants sponsor trash like Gods Not Dead and Left Behind?
>>64046356
>mfw yuropoors are so cycled they think mass importing Muslims is a good idea
>>64047184
Id rather have cancer than be a Muslim
>>64047403
The Catholic Church is the biggest charity organization in the world
>>64048240
>tommy oliver
Back to /mlp/, you go.
>>64049437
>the fact that the catholic church was made by jesus christ is irrelevant to christian faith
That is one of the stupider things I've ever heard lol
>>64050834
But they will become good labor and safeguard our daughters against imperialists:)
>>64046022
>Commie-Pope now issues movie reviews
>>64052058
>now
They've done it for longer than you've been drawing breath. And they are patrician as fuck.
>>64051113
Catholicism was only appropriated and perverted to suit the needs of those who wished to benefit from it at the time by converting pagans. The Catholics control the modern perception of the religion but it is not Christianity in its purest form.
>>64052433
That's orthodoxy
>>64046200
Big word for a retard.
