>More and more theatres are installing a 'no falcon' policy
What the fuck is the argument AGAINST the falcons even? My falcon Hercules:
>Sits on my shoulder
>Doesn't make any noise
>Eats the popcorn people let fall out of their fat disgusting hands
So really what's the point of the ban? Is it because he doesn't pay?
>>64039296
Falcons are shit, get a hawk.
can this post even be explained without resorting to abstract cubism?
There are too many untrained falcons that get brought to the theaters. Just because yours happens to be well-behaved doesn't mean they all are.
>>64039412
>muh greater good
thanks a lot movie theaters, if i wanted that shit id go to an na meeting
>>64039296
But they poo everywhere.
>>64039559
No mine doesn't he makes sure to go before the film starts
>>64039579
Cool!
I want a falcon.
>mfw I spot a beta-looking falcon and throw junior mints at the back of his head
>>64039611
That's mean. You're mean.
>>64039611
>turns out the falcon is allergic and starts flying around
>tfw literally beta orbiter
hola redit
>>64039611
Don't do that
