So - how do midi-chlorians work?

I dunno. I think it was basically ret conned to mean that midichlorians merely indicate the presence of the force in someone.

>>64035869
Powerlevels, only you're assigned them at birth.

like the force

Memeiclorians

I think midichlorians are just bacteria and the old Jedi Order believed in this pseudo-science shit that is that these bacteria were what made the Force work.

I mean, Yoda must have had a lot because maybe he doesn't clean often.

Same with Anakin, I bet years living on a desert planet would accumulate quite the number of bacterium in his system.

Originally, it was that they connect a person to the force. Then later in Legends it's >>64035987
Basically they're just attracted to people strong in the force.

Current canon, it's just being swept under the rug as a sort of "let's pretend it didn't get brought up in the first place" type of deal, right now.

it space mitrochrondria

so it turns glucose into ATP

>>64036216
Fuck you.

>>64036216
I bet lucas saw his kids junior high biology book and said "I can make something out of this"

>>64035869
>It says "micro" at the top
What did it mean by this?

>>64036316
Small.

>>64036216
So does Dexter Jettster have space diabetes?

>>64036340
You sure?

>>64035869
They don't

>>64036390
not sure, but both porkins would

I can't believe he sat down and road this AND thought it was a good idea.

What >>64036282 Is the only way I can get my head around it.

>>64035869
It's MIDI-chlorians.

MIDI stands for Musical Instrument Digital Interface and chlorian is a chlorine gas compound. In short, MIDI-chlorians use digital soundwaves to pass through trace gaseous chlorine elements in the air. This is called "the Force".

>>64036527
So basically The Force is pool farts?