IT'S OVER JJ IS FINISHED.
>>64006984
Do manchildren really feel an emotional connection to fucking cereal? Fuck I hate my generation.
>>64006984
BUY MORE PRODUCTS CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME
>>64007099
>what happened to the beatles, the rolling stones, the who...the list goes on
>>64006984
>doesn't come with milk
0/10
>>64007099
No, not at all. I'm serious.
It's just made to appeal to "nerds xD" and hipsters who open this shit on their Youtube channel and squeal with delight over it to get hits. They don't really care about this stuff at all. The fans of this shit don't do that.
>chocolate strawberry cereal
Even though this one will taste like complete shit it will outsell the obviously superior caramel one because plebs eat up Batman trash.
>>64006984
>the mask is not even the new one
>Wheter you are a fan of the Dark Knight™ or the Man Of Steel™
>>64006984
Those packages look classy as fuck.
This movie will barely even hit $150 million opening weekend and won't even reach a $500 million domestic total.
DC on suicide watch.
>save the day, one bowl of cereal at a time
America.
>the masks are clearly different
Shopped
>>64007156
I really hope that this is the case. I have watched a few of those Lootcrate videos that Ashens does and I cringe thinking of people actually wearing some of that shit.
>>64006984
>Superman's cereal doesn't have red and blue crunchberry rip-offs
What a waste of a tie in.
so can you buy these weird boxes or what? obviously its just a US thing but im curious, looks way too fancy
I wish someone would buy some of the superman ones and paint them and sell them to snot nosed kiddies as eccies
>>64007247
>not "A taste of justice in every bite."
>The Dark Knight™ or The Man of Steel™
Apex kek
>>64007244
It has Batman in it.
It will at least do better than Man of Steel did.
>>64007099
>implying you wouldn't eat that cereal while wearing the batman mask
Why do people act like no fun allowed try hard faggots to appear "mature"?
>>64007351
yeah but only crooks get justice served to them
>>64007370
Maybe if I had 5 year old kid, I would do it because it'd be fun for him.
I can't think of a single other scenario where eating bad cereal while wearing a batman mask would bring me joy.
>>64006984
How do I get me one of those?
>>64007244
>$150 million
ha
>>64006984
how is showing allegiance to both when it only comes with batman shit?
>>64006984
That mask not having a proper cut out hole to fit in really bothers me
>batman cereal not bat flavoured
DROPPED
>>64006984
I like Batman more but that Superman flavor seems pretty good.
>>64008013
>Superman cereal not made with vitamin krypton.
Bottom lel
>Star Wars hype, then Batman v Superman hype, the Captain America: Civil War hype, then X-Men: Apocalypse hype, then Warcraft hype, then Independence Day 2 hype, then Star Trek: Beyond hype, then Suicide Squad hype, then tfalksjfjsdah kbfjjskfa;fj;afj
I want off this ride.
>>64008231
>>>/truefilm/
for all your pretentious cinema needs!
>>64007633
>not doing it for Jesus
kill yoself f@m
>>64007279
Where Ashens says "oh that's a nice shirt" it hurts me thinking people actually go out in public wearing garbage video game apparel. I have a few "le nerd xD" shirts but they're always subtle as fuck and to 99.9% of people will just look like normal shirt designs.
>>64008013
this and lel
>>64007099
By man children you mean children, then yes.
>>64007129
>implying general mills will know that soy milk is the only milk to not upset my tummy
pretty based if you ask me
>>64006984
Show your alliegence to both lol
>the entire movie was spoiled thanks to that fucking trailer
Who the fuck cares about this anymore?
>>64008594
Nigger
>>64006984
>Nolan mask
oops
>>64008818
I was really hyped at the first two trailers.
that third one killed all of it, I probably won't even go to the flicks to see it.
FUUUUCK. Where are the stormtroopers cakes!??! BB8 rollerblades?!?? Jedi bathrobes?!!?! Chewbacca hair brush and mirror sets???
>>64009231
>plebbit: the post
oh my god they showed the synopsis what a fucking tragedy i totally know the plot now
