Hannibal Lecter remake will be a strong woman of color who don't need no man.
What will be her name, /tv/?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2015/12/11/uzo-aduba-hannibal-lecter-silence-of-the-lambs/77142132/
Can someone post the webm where Hannibal is in his sell fool of weeb shit?
>>64001551
Cell*full*
>>64001520
Women will never be predators, don't be silly Usa today
Jiggabol Blackter?
>>64001520
> genius villain
> black
> woman
There is only so much you can ask from your audience.
>>64001520
>more blackwashing
Oh great, and people try to deny this
>>64001520
Uga Burress
>>64001520
>the black Hannibala Lecter from Lithuania
>serial killer who turned his victims into crack cocain
is it real? making white character black is not interesting, a cool twist, contemporary, refreshing. why can'T they fucking come up with new cool character for blacks? oh that's right because the white audience wouldn'T go for it. is it? the white audience must be baited with a familiar franchise , it's a crucial part of the trap...
making white characters black is the new "remake". glad i am at peace with ignoring 99.9 % movies made in hollywood, for real; it took me years but finally i got there.
>>64001520
It simply never occurs to them to hype on about making a new character for this actress.
>>64001732
>is it real?
Read the article, stupid.
The ride never ends. I still get a laugh out of those of you who ridicule /pol/, who are nearly always right.
>>64001520
ENOUGH
ENOUGH OF THIS ALREADY
>MUH ROLE REVERSAL WOW SO PROGRESSIVE
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE NIGGERS BEING GIVEN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ROLE, EVEN WHEN IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE FOR THEM TO BE THERE? HOW DOES MAKING HANNIBAL LECTER A NIGGER BITCH MAKE THE CHARACTER ANY MORE INTERESTING OR ENGAGING? IT DOESN'T. FUCK THIS SHIT.
>>64001834
>tfw they don't criticise /pol/ because of facts
>tfw they criticise /pol/ for ideological reasons
>use 4chan
>be ideologically progressive
Why are they even here...
>>64001520
I'm actually excited about all of this, just wait until the SJWs start complaining that showing a woman as a serial killer is misogynist. Not to mention she's black.
It's just a short internet video, don't explode in autism
>>64001732
>why can'T they fucking come up with new cool character for blacks?
same reason they keep remaking older movies and tv shows
they don't want new ideas, they just want the same old things proven to work in a new jacket
and now the new jacket will be 'let's remake things with white characters, but this time let's make them black' -- because race obviously doesn't really matterexcept it does and all non-whites are better than whites
>>64001863
what will you do?
THE WHITE RACE SHALL BE DESTROYED
She looks like a fucking ghoul with her giant teeth and her monkey lips peeled over them. She's not menacing unless you're a watermelon.
>>64001896
>It's just a short internet video
Remember when a black hermione, black johnny storm, black thor, black karate kid and black captain america were not even that before becoming reality?
>>64001873
>>64001825
i refuse to give them a click. also it seem to happen in other movies regardless of that story
>>64001989
>i refuse to give them a click
Too young to figure out Adblock?
>>64001896
Exactly, and she was pretty shit at it
WE
>>64002025
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>64002036
WE ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
>WE WUZ CANNIBALS AND SHIET
. . .Wait a minute. .
>>64001863
Also why is it always a black person?
If the excuse was to have better inclusivity for PoC people, why is the go-to race exclusively black?
Why when they consider to cast someone who is of another ethnicity to portray James Bond do you they automatically talk about a black man? Why not a Chinese, an Indian, an Arab or a Pacific Islander?
>Silence of the Chickens
>>64001520
Come to think about it, does Hannibal actually and canonically needs to be a villain really? Says who? It would be such a breath of fresh air to make Hannibal a black gay woman who didndu nuffin wrong, who's just a normal person who tries to do her best every day.
>>64001520
HITLER WAS A STRONG WOMAN OF COLOUR IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE A CIS MISOGYNIST SEXIST RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
>>64002138
She only cannibalises evil white colonial slave owner men.
>pic related is the real life female Hannibal
How long until someone makes a movie about her? Apparently she was into some weird shit and kept a journal of her rituals.
>>64001520
isnt his whole deal he was some kind of European royalty/aristocracy
>>64001520
It's just like ghostbusters, shit to create buzz out of nothing.
Let them recreate new movies of old franchises with poc, just let them do it.
They will stop when they get no money from it.
The more you give them attention the more expore they get because people report on the "racist/sexist outrage".
When they get no money, they will stop. Believe in capitalism friends.
>>64001907
new jacket does not work. the product degrades with every remake.look at terminator and its "soft reboots" or robocop
lol I honestly can't imagine that lecturing about the intricacies of art or a choice of wine
>>64002213
That's not Hannibal, that's Throw Momma From the Train, you clumsy poop.
>>64001520
This bullshit is more liberal elite race baiting bullshit. Just like that Harry potter bullshit, making all these characters niggers will piss people off then they get to to them raciss
>>64002231
>believe in Capitalism
So called capitalists put diversity into their product for no reason, even at their expense
Why would they be ideologically inclined to do this if the only force at work is commercial?
>>64002084
Because they are the least desirable (we're not talking about someone like Rashida Jones here) which makes you look more progressive. Ask to have an insert PoC character be played by some good looking bollywood person or some plastic Korean singer, you won't get many points from leftists for your supposed liberal actions.
Why is it never like, Mexicans? Or Asians?
When they do these reboots, they always replace them with black people.
>>64002270
>So called capitalists put diversity into their product for no reason, even at their expense
Prove it.
>>64002267
>inb4 Twilight Remake incoming, Bella is black.
>>64002307
that is true
>>64002226
get your facts out of here you fuckign racist shitlord
we're trying to be PROGRESSIVE
I watched her video. Not nearly as good as Hopkins, let alone Mikkelsen.
>>64002429
She's cheesing like there's a bucket of chicken next to the camera.
>>64002267
But then who was phone?
>>64002429
Wow, man! Why so racists?
>>64002231
I wanna see a big movie fail because of this, so the filmakers can call the entire audience racist.
>>64002631
You mean like Spike Lee did when people said his remake of Oldboy was shit?
She did a really good job desu
http://video.glamour.com/watch/role-reversal-watch-uzo-aduba-play-hannibal-lecter-in-the-silence-of-the-lambs
>>64002226
But they wuz kangz n sheit
>>64002226
european kings were black
>>64002084
>Also why is it always a black person?
Asian Hannibal time?
>Hey...hey...Clawice. A census takeman one time try test me hard. I eat his liver with egg fried wice and a good time chianti.
>>64001732
I want a new Candyman-tier black villain.
>>64001961
Black Hermione is in a theatre play. Theatre has been doing the race/gender swap thing for centuries.
Black Thor? When? Where?
Black Karate Kid wasn't a remake or a reboot. It wasn't even about karate, but kung fu. The plot wasn't even a remake of the original, since that plot has been a staple of kung fu and sport movies for decades before the first KK.
Black Captain America? When? Where?
Black Human Torch was retarded, I will admit, but it was the least retarded thing about the new FF movie. My god, that movie was so fucking shit.
>>64002008
... You do realize sites measure their advertising value by hits, right?
for a few days it was common practice on other boards to pastebin clickbait articles. Then the clickbaiters started posting their articles directly.
>>64002084
>Johnny Nguyen will never play as suave, kickass, vietnamese James Bond
>>64002941
>Black Thor? When? Where?
One of the other Norse gods was played by Idris Elba, the god Heimdalr described as whitest of all the gods.
>>64001520
Women dont make very good psychos. Black or not, as a man I wouldnt find them very frightning, even with a knife.
Funny how they're thinking of making a cannibal character black though.
>>64002308
Because asians and mexicans don't give a shit and know it's just entertainment.
>>64002766
This, Charlemagne was black
>>64003020
That's... not Thor. Who cares about a side character? Besides, the Asgardians are aliens in the MCU. Did you shit your pants when they were little grey guys in SG1?
>>64003084
Except that Japanese chick in The Audition.
>>64001907
T. Alberto Barbosa
>>64003115
She was scary... and arousing... I'm conflicted.
Hannibal Lecter is meant to have class. That rules out every black person ever.
>>64002941
Black Captain America was after his death when the Falcon took the mantle.
>>64003160
Tony Todd would have made a great Hannibal. Don't deny it.
>>64002941
>when? where
Lurk moar, faggot. All those characters are black or female in the comic universe now, and that's obviously how their next movie adaptation will look like.
>inb4 you say no one can be sure they will be that way on the big screen
You must be delusional.
>Black Human Torch
>Black Jimmy Olsen
>Black Hemione Granger
>Black James Bond
And now this?!
>I done ate dat niggas liver wit some collard greens and a bomb ass keeyantay
>>64003180
He never died in the movies, what are you talking about?
And if you're talking about the comcis, that shit began in the 70s. It's not new. There's been version of every major characters that were another race, or gender, many, MANY times. Sometimes they replaced the character for a short time (War Machine was Iron Man in the 80s when Tony was a drunk, for example).
This isn't SJW, it's how comics have been since the 70s (even before if you include the female/kid version of characters like Superman, Hawkman, etc.)
>>64001661
There is no such thing as blackwashing.
>>64003330
Nice try Schlomo
>>64001863
>But playing the “diversity” card is not a compliment to Selma’s black female director Ava DuVernay or any of its black actors, who should all want to be measured by the content of their filmmaking, not race or gender. This griping also insults other filmmakers who, because they are Asian, Latino, or Middle Eastern, are unable to capitalize on their ethnicity. They are reduced to Least Favorite Token status.
Other ethnicities don't matter.
>>64003330
LQ bait
>>64003225
Comicsfag, please. That's been happening in comics since superheroes became a thing in the 40s.
Falcon was Cap in the 70s. That's not new. That's just a recycled storyline. The lazy-man writing template. They just extend it to cover a few months instead of a few issues like they used to.
>black replacing white side character
DUDE WHO CARES JUST A SIDE CHARACTER LMAO
>black main character's sidekick
DUDE WHO CARES JUST A SIDEKICK LMAO
>black replacing white main character in play
DUDE WHO CARES JUST A PLAY LMAO
>black replacing white main character in remake
DUDE REMAKE WHO CARES LMAO
Geez I wonder what's the next step in their master plan is.
>>64001520
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2015/12/11/uzo-aduba-hannibal-lecter-silence-of-the-lambs/77142132/
jesus christ her "acting" is fucking abysmal.
>>64003424
Blacking you and your mother while your black stepfather father watches.
>>64003464
Dude watch your tongue brother when you're talking about our mother's husband.
>>64003489
Jhimal?
>>64003464
Watch out guys, we got a badass over here!
>>64003301
Calm it kermit, I'm not him. Just giving you some information. Besides, the problem is just that Hannibal being a black woman doesn't fit the character and is only being done for media attention and people praising it is stupid.
>>64003424
It's a masterplan to make money. That shit gets black asses in the seats. Nothing more. They don't have an agenda, except for the one about making money off the back of regular folks.
>>64003330
>>64003390
no no guys its called adaptation!
>>64003424
Who? The Jews?
>>64003565
Ugly cast desu
Here's the clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQvPqk-OEFU
>>64002968
how fucking new are you? just use archive.is
>>64003535
I agree about the Hannibal thing. I would rather have a new character that is a black woman psychopath than a new version of an old thing.
>>64001520
white genocide/10
>>64003683
BLACKED Hollywood
>>64003725
If this was a couple of years ago I would have thought this meant Bollywood.
Heres an idea why not make a new character who's a cannibal?
I don't get the logic behind changing the gender and/or ethnicity of established characters over making a new character. It's proof that this whole PC progressive fad is just that, a fad. I mean if you actually think about it it obvious pandering and whats more it's obvious pandering with what is essentially sloppy seconds.
>"Hey black people and women, the white straight guys are bored of Hannibal/Hermione/Thor/Spider-Man/Whoever now so you can have these scraps we had left over."
>"YAY! So progressive!"
>>64001520
We finally went back to have negroes with knotty heads cooking white men on tv
Why not a black man if you go for diversity?
WHY
WOMAN
It doesn't make any sense
>>64003665
This would be good. It would be nice to see her interact with Hannibal, too. A genius and member of high culture in a battle of wits against, what he would think, to be a hood rat and pleb.
>>64003791
Megakek
>>64003797
Diversity scoring
White man -100
Man -50
Woman +50
Black +100
Black man with white woman +500
>>64003789
Hollywood has been shitting out nothing but remakes and sequels for years. the race and gender switching is just to distract people from noticing they are watching the same shit over and over.
>>64003242
I know it's Cianti but Alize is much more of a nigger drink.
>>64003180
You're forgetting Falcon was Cap's friend since fucking 70s
He deserved that title even more than Bucky
Besides, Falcon became Cap only because Steve became old
It's not too far-fetched
>>64003825
What about a black transwoman who identifies as an Asian bisexual and is in a relationship with a married white woman and her husband?
>>64003825
>womyn serial killer who eats people
That's just laughable
>>64003789
Because it's the agenda. Black people are "replacing" white people in (it's) 2015 (people).
>>64003890
You don't get diversity score for non-black races, sorry famalam. Tranny may works in 2016, but it's still 2015, the year of the black. You don't get score for the white man either, so it it's just 500 points in total.
WE
WUZ
CANNIBALS
N'
SHIT
Watch it flop like a mofo
>>64001520
>wiped the floor with Anthony Hopkins' original take
CAN'T BOX THE COX
>>64001520
Hannabelle Lectured will be.
>>64002771
kek
>>64002308
>Asians
>Have a storied history and actually have accomplishments
>Invented as much as whites
>Have their own cinema
>Mexicans
>Have a storied history and actually have accomplishments
>Actually work hard and have their own cinema
>Blacks
>Blame everyone else for everything
>Have never achieved anything, so it's everyone else' fault, not their shitty war torn continent full of cannibals and savages
>Their "cinema" is either $5 African blockbusters, or some black comedy that is financed by Jews and barely makes a return
>Invented peanut butter as their greatest accomplishment
Never forget why they "need" to take the shit that whites/Asians/Mexicans worked hard for.
>>64001520
You've got to admit the representation argument makes sense here. Majority of american murderers are black, yet they're somehow portrayed by whit guys every single time.
I've already got an idea for for a similar bold, inclusive remake:Bicycle Thieves
>>64004759
Racist
>>64004739
>Have a storied history and actually have accomplishments
lol
>Actually work hard
LMAO
>>64001520
She isn't good enough.
The most overrated player in OITNB.
Gender and color aside, she doesn't have what it takes, you can see it clearly.
>>64004888
Let me expand.
I see that they are switching genders on portrayals, but they are choosing characters iconically played by actors at the top of the field, Hopkins and Day Lewis. And then it's done with Abigail Breslin, Julia Garner and Uzo Aduba?
At least get people with range.
>>64003664
More of these! More more more!
>>64002720
wouldve been better if she didnt have a big goofy smile the whole damn time. Saying lines ISNT ACTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64001520
Meh, it's just a video. My jimmies are fine.
>>64001520
Eh, it was alright, I guess. She's not without talent, but "Uzo just wiped the floor with Anthony Hopkins' original take" is a fucking joke of an opinion.
Was not even slightly surprised to see the author of the article was a black woman.
>Uzo just wiped the floor with Anthony Hopkins' original take
I am fucking triggered.
An actress who's entire appeal is "I look creepy" was able to look creepy and say a few lines? Goodness me what an achievement, give her all the Oscars.
>>64001582
Here you go family
>>64001520
>Hannibal Lector, a madman genius
>sassy black woman
Political correctness is a parody of itself at this point
>yesterday 4reddit was getting made about raceswapping in plays
>todays its youtube seriess
What depth will you sink to next
>>64001520
>EYY HOL UP
>*practices Haitian voodoo
>CLARICE
