>be me
>at work today
>holiday crunch and everyone is racing to finish workloads before the long holiday weekend
>office is dead silent aside from click-clack of keyboards and mice
>suddenly feel a buzz on my thing
>phone vibrated to alert me i have a new email
>check my email
>it's youtube telling me MDE has uploaded a new clip (i'm subscribed)
>i want to watch it but i'm at work
>fuck it
>play the damn clip on my phone, crank up my iphone speakers to max
>it's another sam hyde standup clip
>sam is playing a new character and dropping red-pilled knowledge bombs on bootyblasted libtards like santa on christmas eve
>everyone in the office can hear
>the women and minorities' faces are frozen in a state of shock and fear
>a few of the yet uncorrupted white men silently nod along with some of Sam's points
>clip ends, it's great as expected
>resume work
>later that day boss calls me in to his office
>tells me my behavior is unprofessional and that several people have come forth to lodge complaints against me on grounds of sexism and racial discrimination
>i have by Thursday to clean out my desk
worth it to be quite frank
![10298198_1014112238630272_7577340649385053849_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8su4Nxf.jpg "10298198_1014112238630272_7577340649385053849_o[1].jpg")
>>63989407
post pic of desk on Thursday
If real, kill self
If bait, congrats
>>63989407
10/10
>>63989600
will do
>>63989407
>taking Sam Hyde seriously
>still doesn't realize he's a shock comic
Nice made up story, Sam.
>>63989407
they can't fire you for political views, you should sue them
>>63989407
HAHAHA BRO EPIC MEME TO THE MAX XDXDXDXDXDXD
YOUR MEME IS SO SUPREME
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
>>63991556
>he's just being edgy, Sam's just like us redditors!
>>63989600
>TRUMP
BASED SAM
>>63989600
Hate or Glory, bro.
Hate or Glory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_NgkfRmUPk
>>63991556
hes a shock comic because he tells the truth, which is shocking to liberals who live in a reality of their own
>>63991804
Well put.
it's a shame the new video sucked
>>63991989
You better hit that like button or its going to be "nine-eleven 2" up in your place.
>>63991804
He's just a contrarian.
After all, you cannot be rebellious if you agree with the status quo.
>>63989407
Link the video.
post underrated MDE vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnoLEbbsVQU
>>63989407
Where do you work?
ethan is funnier than you sam, you fucking insufferable hack
>>63992393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfdFNS6ycgo
>>63992393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR-lxPhGunU
how long until we see white nationalist movie antagonists?
>>63992393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_DrzSHfyd8
>>63992393
I think this is their best series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2WwCzaGo9c
>>63993108
>Hummus
kills me everytime
>>63991890
No it was not.
The whole sentenced is a barfed up cliche.
And the concept behind it is fueled by an embarrassing air of impotence.
You know nothing of puts.
>>63989407
It's gon' get nasty
...yes
[Hook]
Meme machine
Meme machine
I’m a motherfucking meme machine
Meme machine
Meme machine
Without memes, I will die
[Chorus]
Give me the memes
I need the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive
I need the memes
I breed the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive
[Verse]
They call me the meme machine
I catch the memes, I spread the memes
I eat the memes, I shit the memes
Without memes, I will die
Inhale the memes
Exhale the memes
Inject the memes into my bloodstream
There are good memes, and there are bad memes
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? (help me)
Smoke the memes, snort the memes
Take the memes until you OD
If you borrowed my memes then you owe me
A new fresh pair of memes
>>63992393
Bruh, that some dank memes.
>>63989407
>Clean out your desk on Christmas Eve
yeah... that didnt happen
>>63991556
Nobody takes Sam Hyde seriously, that's why he majes youtube videos in the first place
>>63992393
When was I supposed to laugh?
>>63993703
literally 2deep4u
sam hyde is a comedic genius and I'm sorry you can't appreciate true patrician humor
>>63993607
pretty sure he's getting a show on adult swim
Sam Hyde is basically the uneducated white mans Eric Andre
>>63989407
>worth it to be quite frank
No anon, not worth it. Cushy white collar office jobs are hard to come by these days. You will have a hard time getting another without a good reference from your previous employer.
You fucked up. Now you will have to ruin your body doing real work.
>>63994248
Eric Andre is a glorified, mixed race, autistic Jerry Lewis
>>63989407
Here's how I know you are full of it.
MDE didn't upload a standup clip today.
>>63991556
>"Sam cites statistics on black crime and muslim crime, but he's just making fun of the statistics, he's progressive just like me"
>>63992976
what planet do you live on?
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Man From UNCLE
Schindler's List
