she gets fucked by this kid in episode 3. that's creepy
Dude nailed his babysitter. Living the dream.
Anakin was 9, she was 14. Not much a stretch. Now if she were 18 and he were 9...
>You call this a diplomatic solution?
What did he mean by this?
>>63984769
Wasn't Obi-Wan his babysitter?
>>63984737
creepy. hot. also kinda touching and gives me a feel
>>63984821
Living the dream.
>he didn't appreciate the straight shota in Episode I
wew lad
>>63984769
I have this fantasy where I'm child Anakin sitting in the cold cargo bay and right after I give Padme that token she sucks my little baby dick until I blow a huge load of precum into her mouth
>>63984803
dat blue screen tho
>>63984821
>Anakin you were supposed to be her body guard, not impregnate her!
kek
>>63984737
>creepy
Surely you mean "fucking hot"
She's only like 4 years older than him.
She was 14 or something retarded.
>>63984771
if anakin was 14 and she 9.. THEN it would be entirely different politically
>>63984737
>christian god exists in the starwarsverse
another one
>>63985028
do they ever say jesus in starwars?
>>63984771
It would be even better.
>>63985028
It's a translation
"Angels" are an offshoot of sun worship.
>>63984920
Patrician
Fucking George Lucas, should have cast Hayden for all 3 movies and had him be 14 or 15 too. Who cares if it makes Vader a few years older, preteen kids are fucking annoying in movies.
>>63985145
>preteen kids are fucking annoying in movies.
You got that right. Marvel is using a 19 year old actor to star as the new Spiderman and this I am not happy with. That they decide to make him still in highschool and not in college yet.
>>63984737
she's a cougar she can't help it
>>63985145
>what is home alone
>>63985145
If vader were 14 in tpm that'd make him 50 around the time of rotj which is alot more believable than him being 45.
>>63985194
That's not a preteen though
