Rank 'em

Slow West is better than that reddit garbage

>>63972170
You already did.

Now the two grey'd out ones in the 8 make sense, as two people's outcomes are left ambiguous(aka, if you're a retard you might not think they die anyway)

>>63972170
ranking by mustaches ?

Hateful Eight > Bone Tomahawk > The Revenant
Kurt Russell's beard has almost surpassed the majesty of David Lynch's hair
The Revenant tried to mesh poetic narrative and arty cinematography with a revenge plot and failed.
H8 was top tier, felt a bit like a play though
bone tomahawk was pretty good
cool story tho the writer/director of tomahawk's latest novel is being adapted into a film starring and produced by no-oscaro

>>63972170
revenant
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actual dingus
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hateful 8

1. "Bone Tomahawk"
2. "Hateful Eight"
3. "The Revenant"

I like "Bone Tomahawk", "Hateful Eight" is okay too, and "The Revenant" is terrible.

>>63972223
fuck off

>Kurt Russell's beard > Bone Tomahawk > Revenant > Jack's tash > Hateful 8

Bone Tomahawk would have been better if they actually did have a supernatural element to it.

If they reveal the first cannibal you see really is some sort of natuve american demon they worship and is revealed at the end to kill the survivors it would work imo. Once its revealed that theyre just inbred cannibal indians it becomes less interesting